Check from God

[Feif]

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070301/D8NJBBQO0.html
Stupid guy, doesn't he know that money grows on trees, and all he had to do was pick some?

[_BullDog_]

http://www.actuarialoutpost.com/actuarial_discussion_forum/showthread.php?t=103799

[ACCtuary]

Just don't try to cash it on Shabbat!

This gives a new twist on that old saying "In G-d we trust, all others pay cash"

[Pencil Pusher]

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k102/MaevenTCA/George20Burns20in20Oh20God.jpg

[mexx]

Tangent .. is "check" the American spelling?

(I spell it cheque...)

[DW Simpson]

"Jesus Loves me but he Can't Stand You" --

I know you smoke, I know you drink that brew
I just can't abide a sinner like you
God can't either, that's why I know it to be true that
Jesus loves me--but he can't stand you

I'm going to heaven, boys, when I die
'Cause I've crossed every "t" and I've dotted every "i'
My preacher tell me that I'm God's kind of guy; that's why
Jesus loves me--but you're gonna fry

God loves all his children, by gum
That don't mean he won't incinerate some
Can't you feel those hot flames licking you
Woo woo woo

I'm raising my kids in a righteous way
So don't be sending your kids over to my house to play
Yours'll grow up stoned, left-leaning, and gay; I know
Jesus told me on the phone today

Jesus loves me, this I know
And he told me where you're gonna go
There's lots of room for your kind down below
Whoa whoa whoa

Jesus loves me but he can't stand you..

[Pencil Pusher]

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/home.nsf/Lookup/bruce1x06x06x03/$file/bruce1x06x06x03.jpg

[_BullDog_]

Tangent .. is "check" the American spelling?

(I spell it cheque...)

yes.