Andy Lang
11-30-2001, 04:56 PM
http://inq.philly.com/content/inquirer/2001/11/30/national/JMAIL30.htm
They are now irradiating mail and killing my sperm which so many fans have requested.
First they prevent cloning myself, now this.
I guess it will have to be the old-fashioned way--snail sex.
Slow, but sure, a bit more fun, but a bit tiring and I'm getting old.
Anyone want a kid that is bright, cool, funny, not too bad looking and a pure play contrarian?
But what will I do with all this frozen sperm I have been collecting for so long?
Let's see, cross-species fertilization can occur and actually lead to a new species--just as Darwin said.
So anyone know of a good chimp for improving the human race?
Come to think of it, it doesnt even have to be a chimp--any four legged creature will do, if the obnjectove is simply to becvome smarter than say a Republican. No snakes though please--that's going backward towards the GOP.
How do snakes do it, anyway? Anybody actually seen them do it? Maybe they do it with two clappers, like Sharks, or they are unisexual like Seahorses, or maybe they simply divide like amoebas.
Some say that shark thing is how Dick Armey does it--and no jokes please.
They are now irradiating mail and killing my sperm which so many fans have requested.
First they prevent cloning myself, now this.
I guess it will have to be the old-fashioned way--snail sex.
Slow, but sure, a bit more fun, but a bit tiring and I'm getting old.
Anyone want a kid that is bright, cool, funny, not too bad looking and a pure play contrarian?
But what will I do with all this frozen sperm I have been collecting for so long?
Let's see, cross-species fertilization can occur and actually lead to a new species--just as Darwin said.
So anyone know of a good chimp for improving the human race?
Come to think of it, it doesnt even have to be a chimp--any four legged creature will do, if the obnjectove is simply to becvome smarter than say a Republican. No snakes though please--that's going backward towards the GOP.
How do snakes do it, anyway? Anybody actually seen them do it? Maybe they do it with two clappers, like Sharks, or they are unisexual like Seahorses, or maybe they simply divide like amoebas.
Some say that shark thing is how Dick Armey does it--and no jokes please.