All Fiona, All the time

[Princess Fiona]

Who loves ya, baby?

[Princess Fiona]

Here I am! http://www.emoticons.f2s.com/happy/party.gif

[E. Blackadder]

Give me an "F"! "F!"
Give me an "I"! "I!"
Give me an "O"! Uh! uh! ahhhhh!
Cut that out and give me an "O"! "O"!
Give me an "N"! "N!"
Give me an "A"! "A!"

What do you have? Princess Fiona!
What do you have? Princess Fiona!
What do you have? Princess Fiona!

Yaaaaaay! :luv:

[Princess Fiona]

Blackadder, how about you come over here and give me a little snake bite...:wink:

[Gandalf]

Oh, boy!

Sounds like I am bringing a wild one to the Holiday Informal.

Fine with me. I also love socializing.

Remember to save some quality time under the mistletoe.

:smile:

[Princess Fiona]

Where should I hang the mistletoe? :wink:

[Nature Boy]

gandalf: stuff some mistletoe in your belly button - works wonders !

whooooooooooooooo

[Mulan]

Nature Boy, LOL! But it only works if you have an innie!

[Ammie]

He could always hang it on an outie! :wink:

[Franchise]

Hey Naitch, you're my hero man. lol

Let's let bygones be bygones.

[Nature Boy]

ammie's learned a lot during her brief stay at space mountain !

other possibility - get one of those very chic bellybutton piercings and hang whatever you want on those.

whooooooo

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[Princess Fiona]

ooh, piercings...I love those. The more painful looking, the better! :wink:

[Anonymous]

Thanks for the suggestion Nature Boy. I think I'll do that for the informal as long as Bashful will get the hint. :wink:

[Boink]

Brit, you know how us guys are drawn to shiny objects ... just make sure it's something that allows for easy swirling. :wink:

[Gandalf]

On 2001-12-06 11:55, The Nature Boy wrote:
gandalf: stuff some mistletoe in your belly button - works wonders !



Don't think I know the princess that well.

Yet.

A true gentleman would never start with the mistletoe in his belly button.

(Left as an exercise for the reader whether the emphasis is on "start" or "his".)

[Gandalf]

On 2001-12-06 12:30, Princess Fiona wrote:
ooh, piercings...I love those. The more painful looking, the better! :wink:


Uh, oh. Hope you can be fooled with some of those tattoo decals. :smile:

[Princess Fiona]

Gandalf,

Who says I'm looking for a gentleman? :wink:

[Nature Boy]

all of you should thank the naytchaboy for making this thread interesting and possibly allowing you to get some good time in the next weeks. don't over-do it though. and ladies, if you are wearing a short top at a family event, make sure there's no mistletoe hangin' there. we all know that's what the dirty uncle will be looking for !

whooooooooo

[Gandalf]

But your highness,

I had thought that with your position we had an image to maintain until the actual event.

There will be no way to hide our true selves from the actual party guests, but I was prepared to appear a gentleman until I am actually with you.

:smile:

Gandalf

[Ammie]

Yikes! I just thought about kissing under the mistletoe. Now I get it. That's naughty!

[Boink]

On 2001-12-06 13:26, Ammie wrote:
Yikes! I just thought about kissing under the mistletoe. Now I get it. That's naughty!



You mean that isn't a fig leaf you've been flashing all this time ? :lol:

[Nature Boy]

ammie - yeah right, nice try :wink: you naughty naughty girl !

whoooooooo

[E. Blackadder]

Princess,

Thank you for the invitation. Please consider the thought for the deed. I would not engage in "snakebite" unless having properly anesthetized the victim... make that "patient" first.

[Ammie]

Nature Boy - embarassing but true. :eek:
Although, I may have had the same answer if I'd realized what you were talking about. :grin:

[Anonymous]

EB: what if there was a cunning plan involved? :smile:

[Princess Fiona]

But your highness,
I had thought that with your position we had an image to maintain until the actual event.

What position? :wink:

[Nature Boy]

fiona - you got much more potential than i initially thought. here, you're officially next in line for space mountain (sorry bama!). you might be in line a little while cuz' purrdize really enjoys the ride ! but there's hope!


whooooooooo

[Gandalf]

"What position?"

I meant your title.

I assume you may want to change positions before or during the party.

:smile:

[Princess Fiona]

I'm always up for different positions. :wink:

[Anonymous]

Let's start with "prone" and work our way up!

[Anonymous]

On 2001-12-06 13:52, elmo wrote:
EB: what if there was a cunning plan involved? :smile:


Somehow we should be able to work in a joke here about clever short people..."cunning runts"

[Gandalf]

I start with up even before starting with positions.

[Anonymous]

Starting up...as opposed to say, beginning by going down?

[E. Blackadder]

Yes! to "Cunning plans -- and linguists"; No! to jokes about my dogsbody.

Besides, they don't run if they're properly cared for. :toast:

[Princess Fiona]

Gandalf,

Lesson 1: A princess never lowers her head below another's

[Franchise]

LOL :smile:

Speaking as an errand boy, I'm well aware of my position on the totem pole. :wink:

[Nature Boy]

fiona, i'll walk on my hands to keep your dignity.

whooooooooooo

[Nature Boy]

...the mistletoe will be stuck on my knees or between my toes.

[Gandalf]

On 2001-12-06 16:30, Princess Fiona wrote:
Gandalf,

Lesson 1: A princess never lowers her head below another's


That lesson seems manageable. But calling it lesson 1 suggests you have at least one more in mind...

[Princess Fiona]

Stick around pretty boy, and I'll teach you a lesson or two! :wink:

[Nature Boy]

whatever happened to fiona? she was pretty spunky at times.

whoooooooo

[Princess Fiona]

Spunky or spanky? whoooooooooo
Come here lover boy!

[Nature Boy]

whoooooooooooooooooooooo

the coolest bi-polar actuarial chick is baaaaaaack ! :smile:

whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Princess Fiona]

On 2002-03-01 17:57, The Nature Boy wrote:

the coolest bi-polar actuarial chick is baaaaaaack ! :smile:



I like to think of myself as multi-polar. :wink:

[Crystal Dragon.]

this is getting kinda racy!


I like that!


Can I get some?

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

"All Fiona, all the Time" - wishful thinking. Where are you, darling? :love:

[Princess Fiona]

you called? why don't you bring those pinchers over here? 8)

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

Feeeeeeeeeee-yonaaaaaaa!
Thanks for the phone call too !!!!!!

[E. Blackadder]

And you should see her after dark. What a woman! :love:

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

Hey East Black-Bro, do you think if we concentrate real hard, we could get enough Black Vibe going to channel the spirit of Black Flag?

Maybe we'll need to kill a sheep or a goat or some other pedagogical tool.

[Pi Man]

blast. past. from the.