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notmyfriends
11-07-2007, 12:16 PM
Discuss.

Kaia
11-07-2007, 12:18 PM
brother, I think your lolcat translator is broken.

notmyfriends
11-07-2007, 12:28 PM
brother, I think your lolcat translator is broken.

You want to come over and fix it?

GadgetGeek
11-07-2007, 12:47 PM
Aren't "Regular" doritos known as tostitos? Or maybe fritos?

That Goblin
11-07-2007, 12:47 PM
I've never been regular as a result of eating doritos.

Qisoneminusp
11-07-2007, 12:56 PM
http://www.taquitos.net/im/sn/Doritos-TCorn.jpg

This is regular.

Mods, please lock voting. Thread should still remain open to discuss how awesome my answer is.:judge:

(also, the choices for voting are wrong. should be "CoolER Ranch" and "Nacho CheesIER")

tbug
11-07-2007, 01:01 PM
TTIA! I'm sending the link to my husband :)

Kaia
11-07-2007, 01:03 PM
If the question were which one is superior, well, then clearly the answer is Cool Ranch. However, the cheese kind is totally the default flavor.

mlschop
11-07-2007, 01:03 PM
Anyone that votes cool ranch = :troll:

tbug
11-07-2007, 01:04 PM
Cool Ranch.

:exams:

The Smokin' Cracktuary
11-07-2007, 01:05 PM
Aren't "Regular" doritos known as tostitos? Or maybe fritos?

I am sorry, but that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard(read).

Doritos are doritos. Tostitos are tostitios. And fritos are fritos.

3 different chips. All corn based, yes, but 3 different chips all together. Although, I will say there are different varieties of tostitos.

In any case, regular doritos are regular doritos. They are the "base" dorito. They could also be considered "plain" doritos.

But I digress.

I believe that Nacho cheese is the original flavor. Cool ranch came later. So Nacho cheese would be "regular/plain/base flavor" doritos.

(although I do concede that "base" made not be the most effective word since it may suggest other flavors are added on top, which is not the case. But they are "base" in the sense that they are the original "go to" dorito flavor, which is how I am using it)

The Smokin' Cracktuary
11-07-2007, 01:06 PM
If the question were which one is superior, well, then clearly the answer is Cool Ranch. However, the cheese kind is totally the default flavor.

:iatp:

ShakeNBakes
11-07-2007, 01:07 PM
If the question were which one is superior, well, then clearly the answer is Cool Ranch. However, the cheese kind is totally the default flavor.

:h5: :bighug: :judge:

dinosaur
11-07-2007, 01:11 PM
If the question were which one is superior, well, then clearly the answer is Cool Ranch. However, the cheese kind is totally the default flavor.

:toast: you are the voice resonating in my head. :tup:

llcooljabe
11-07-2007, 01:15 PM
TTIA! I'm sending the link to my husband :)

But then he'll know your AO id. did you delete all those questionable threads you starte?

tbug
11-07-2007, 01:24 PM
But then he'll know your AO id. did you delete all those questionable threads you starte?

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/lolcat-funny-picture-moderator1.jpg

notmyfriends
11-07-2007, 02:02 PM
Anyone that votes cool ranch = :troll:

Oh crap, I trolled my own thread!

dinosaur
11-07-2007, 02:04 PM
Oh crap, I trolled my own thread!

and this is a suprise how? you know Cool Ranch trumps Cheeseier but its not the "regular" kind. you were voting with your taste buds, not your heart.

notmyfriends
11-07-2007, 02:09 PM
and this is a suprise how? you know Cool Ranch trumps Cheeseier but its not the "regular" kind. you were voting with your taste buds, not your heart.

I think that to me, Doritos just always meant Cool Ranch because from an early age, that's all my dad exposed me to. That man sure loved the Ranchy goodness.

That Goblin
11-07-2007, 02:16 PM
The smell of cool ranch doritos alone is enough to give me the dry heaves. I cannot ever imagine putting that vile substance inside of my body.

The Smokin' Cracktuary
11-07-2007, 02:18 PM
... I cannot ever imagine putting that vile substance inside of my body.

That's what she said!!!

:judge::clap::rofl::rock2:

That Goblin
11-07-2007, 02:22 PM
That's what she said!!!

:judge::clap::rofl::rock2:

I have a very good smell imagination and now I can't stop smelling these two vile substances, mixed together. This is worse than when I took that fish oil pill and had gross fish burps all morning.

tbug
11-07-2007, 02:32 PM
The smell of cool ranch doritos alone is enough to give me the dry heaves.

:iatp:

twig93
11-07-2007, 02:35 PM
I voted for Nacho Cheese, but I mean the original Nacho Cheese flavor. Not the "new and improved" Nacho Cheese flavor that they introduced a year or two ago. Talk about vile...

Now the original nacho cheese doritos: mmmmmm...

QMO
11-07-2007, 02:42 PM
The smell of cool ranch doritos alone is enough to give me the dry heaves. I cannot ever imagine putting that vile substance inside of my body.That's what the Nacho Cheese smell does for me.

notmyfriends
11-07-2007, 02:44 PM
It looks like this should have been a Cool Ranch vs Nacho Cheese thread. My bad.

Loner
11-07-2007, 04:38 PM
Doritos always remind me of janitor dust - that powder they used to sprinkle on the floor when some kid yakked in the classroom in elementary school, and actually smelled worse than the puke itself.
I can't stand them.

Alto Reed on a Tenor Sax
11-07-2007, 04:46 PM
Wow, I had no idea there was such violent hatred for Cool Ranch.

Which is weird, because if you fall asleep on the couch eating Doritos late at night (and you know you do, don't lie to me), the next-morning Nacho Cheese aftertaste left in your mouth when you wake up is much, much nastier than anything that Cool Ranch could do to you.

(and know as I say this that I actually like Nacho Cheese much better, it just feels grosser later)

The Mantastic Actuary
11-07-2007, 04:49 PM
CoolER ranch is tastey.. but not the default