Laser Beams...

[Rickson]

http://www.huliq.com/46258/laser-beam-technology-killed-benazir

The controversy over former premier Benazir Bhutto's assassination has taken another turn with a section of her Pakistan People's Party (PPP) claiming she was targeted with sophisticated "laser beam technology".

So you do think the technology of laser beams to kill is made up or that they were not used?

Definitely an interesting twist....

[Standtall]

I think it was space monkeys who were financed by Major League Baseball and Haliburton.

[whisper]

http://www.huliq.com/46258/laser-beam-technology-killed-benazir



So you do think the technology of laser beams to kill is made up or that they were not used?

Definitely an interesting twist....

Based solely on this source - made up.

[Ohel Moed]

Rickson, I hope you are making a list of the websites you find that are full of malarkey. Some might be pretty good, but the percentage of good sites could be a whole lot higher.

[Paro]

Based solely on this source - made up.

If it is on the internet it just has to be true otherwise we have descended into madness, MADNESS.

[MountainHawk]

All I want is sharks with frickin laser beams people!

[ana]

All I want is sharks with frickin laser beams people!

RN :lol:

[Rickson]

All I want is sharks with frickin laser beams people!

Yeah, that was playing over and over in my empty head as I was reading the article.

[A Bloody Shame]

Laser technology is operated by computerized technology to shoot the target when the person to be shot gets in the telecommunication circuit and the laser technology acts to its best when the target is busy talking on his/her mobile the computer can easily check the path which is visualized on lap top or screen of the computer used to target with the laser beam at ease. These technology is with developed nation in the field of nuclear technology, US, Russia, and others etc and cannot be easily available to the killer unless provided.Moot question is that did Benazir fell dead as when she was talking on phone if so then the Laser beam is used in first instance and the wound must have burn of radiation caused by this cause which could have been be easily traced or verified by the Doctors or specialist with only physical observation and other tests.what?

[IAm@Work.com]

So you do think the technology of laser beams to kill is made up or that they were not used?

Definitely an interesting twist....Disclaimer: I have not read, and will not read your link.

That said, the use of laser sights on anything from handguns up through sophisticated military armaments is not new or unusual. Taking the use of laser sights and trying to make it sound like some fancy star wars thingy by you :tfh: nuts is also not new or unusual. Imagining that the laser was the weapon is just silly.

[QMO]

what?It was perfectly clear!

Let me paraphrase:

The technology of lasers is operated (directed) by other technology that is, in turn, run by computers. And the laser technology is directed to shoot the target when the human sacrificial offering calls home to his mother. The target may also call, but must use a cell phone (and may or may not call his mother). With a laptop some of these long-distance and cellular charges can be reduced through videoconferencing over the internet. Lasers make it easier (which is why we have CD-ROMs). This technology seems to accompany develped nations in the field of nuclear technology. In other fields (magnetic, soybean, football) this technology becomes more desparate and will go home with anyone that has a car (thus "provided" makes the technology "easily available"). Known to very few is the fact that Benazir was a small, very hasty Ent, and was attending the Moot by phone. Laser beam is used in the first instance. Nothing is said about the second, third or fourth instances, but it's clear that Evian water was used in the fifth instance and used 5W30 motor oil was employed (as a cabaret dancer) in the sixth instance. The cause of the radiation may have caused radiation. Doctors investigating this radiation should avoid overexposure. If the radiation dosage becomes too high, they should go to anger management classes, and carry spare shirts.

[Levin]

It was perfectly clear!

Let me paraphrase:

The technology of lasers is operated (directed) by other technology that is, in turn, run by computers. And the laser technology is directed to shoot the target when the human sacrificial offering calls home to his mother. The target may also call, but must use a cell phone (and may or may not call his mother). With a laptop some of these long-distance and cellular charges can be reduced through videoconferencing over the internet. Lasers make it easier (which is why we have CD-ROMs). This technology seems to accompany develped nations in the field of nuclear technology. In other fields (magnetic, soybean, football) this technology becomes more desparate and will go home with anyone that has a car (thus "provided" makes the technology "easily available"). Known to very few is the fact that Benazir was a small, very hasty Entwife, and was attending the Moot by phone. Laser beam is used in the first instance. Nothing is said about the second, third or fourth instances, but it's clear that Evian water was used in the fifth instance and used 5W30 motor oil was employed (as a cabaret dancer) in the sixth instance. The cause of the radiation may have caused radiation. Doctors investigating this radiation should avoid overexposure. If the radiation dosage becomes too high, they should go to anger management classes, and carry spare shirts.
:notworth:

Also, IFYP. The puzzle is starting to come together.

[Brad Gile]

http://www.huliq.com/46258/laser-beam-technology-killed-benazir



So you do think the technology of laser beams to kill is made up or that they were not used?

Definitely an interesting twist....

Real men set their lasers to stun! :judge:

[Browncoat]

All I want is sharks with frickin laser beams people!

#2: I'm sorry, sir. We couldn't get sharks.
DE: Well, what do you have?
#2: Sea Bass.
DE: Sea Bass?
#2: <nods>
DE: Are they ill-tempered?
#2: Oh, yes sir.
DE: Well that's something!

I have to watch that again.

[QMO]

:notworth:

Also, IFYP. The puzzle is starting to come together.Thanks for the help. Maybe the original wasn't quite as clear as I'd thought.

[A Bloody Shame]

It was perfectly clear!

Let me paraphrase:

The technology of lasers is operated (directed) by other technology that is, in turn, run by computers. And the laser technology is directed to shoot the target when the human sacrificial offering calls home to his mother. The target may also call, but must use a cell phone (and may or may not call his mother). With a laptop some of these long-distance and cellular charges can be reduced through videoconferencing over the internet. Lasers make it easier (which is why we have CD-ROMs). This technology seems to accompany develped nations in the field of nuclear technology. In other fields (magnetic, soybean, football) this technology becomes more desparate and will go home with anyone that has a car (thus "provided" makes the technology "easily available"). Known to very few is the fact that Benazir was a small, very hasty Ent, and was attending the Moot by phone. Laser beam is used in the first instance. Nothing is said about the second, third or fourth instances, but it's clear that Evian water was used in the fifth instance and used 5W30 motor oil was employed (as a cabaret dancer) in the sixth instance. The cause of the radiation may have caused radiation. Doctors investigating this radiation should avoid overexposure. If the radiation dosage becomes too high, they should go to anger management classes, and carry spare shirts.
Thank You!

[Rickson]

holy batshit, I got 2 pages from this rag!