From 'Non Campus Mentis'

[Andy Lang]

1. "Chistianity was just another mystery cult until Jesus was born.

The mother of Jesus was Mary, who was different from other women because of her immaculate contraption."

2. "The fall of empires has been a good thing, because it gives more people a chance to exploit their own people without outside interference."

3. "Roman girls who did not marry could become Vestigal Virgins, a group of women who were dedicated to burning the internal flame."

[Andy Lang]

Not only that, The Marx Brothers did NOT invent the first airplane.

That was the Smith Brothers, who also invented the common cold, and then found a cure for it...but then lost it!