questions for straight men

[AMMW]

which of the following items do you think generally can improve a woman's appearance? which generally detract from a woman's appearance? assume the items are more or less tasteful and standard (not talking about black goth lipstick here)

jewelry:earrings
necklace
bracelets
ringshair:"styled"*
colored or highlightedclothes:pantyhose
high heelsmakeup:foundation
mascara
eyeliner
eyeshadow
blush
lipstick
fingernail polish
toenail polishother:long fingernails

*I know this is kind of vague. to me, "styled" hair is pretty much anything OTHER than: all the way down, all the way up, or a ponytail, all with a minimum of hairspray, products, and effort (hair that's all the way down can still be "styled" if it's a trendy cut... you know, those cute flippy things that probably take an hour each morning to get just so)

[AMMW]

some examples of "styled" hair v non-"styled" hair (my definition only)

NOT styled:
Angelina Jolie (down)
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/images/2008/04/angelina-jolie-drug-tape-050108-0001.jpg
Rachel McAdams (down)
http://ithacaishome.typepad.com/ithaca_is_home/images/rachel_mcadams_1.jpg
Jennifer Connelly (up)
http://www.beautyriot.com/stuff/images/articles/approve/1792_1295_CONNELLY_JENNIFER_400.jpg
Anne Hathaway (ponytail)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/graphics/2008/02/25/oscars/oscars9.jpg

styled:
Jennifer Aniston (the archetypal cute flippy thing)
http://www.skinz.org/celebrity/jennifer-aniston/jennifer-aniston-wallpapers-5.jpg
Katie Holmes
http://blogs.tampabay.com/juice/images/2008/02/22/katiehair.jpg
Katie Couric
http://www.whereistheoutrage.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/couric_exuberance_cbs.jpg
Jessica Simpson (styling products)
http://haiku.blogs.com/celebrity/_img_assets_200402_JESSICA-SIMPSON-AND-HUSBAND-NICK-LACHEY-.jpg

[General Apathy]

jewelry:earrings
necklace
bracelets
ringshair:"styled"*
colored or highlightedclothes:pantyhose
high heelsmakeup:foundation
mascara
eyeliner
eyeshadow
blush
lipstick
fingernail polish
toenail polishother:long fingernails



depends

[General Apathy]

some examples of "styled" hair v non-"styled" hair (my definition only)

NOT styled:
Angelina Jolie (down)
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/images/2008/04/angelina-jolie-drug-tape-050108-0001.jpg
Rachel McAdams (down)
http://ithacaishome.typepad.com/ithaca_is_home/images/rachel_mcadams_1.jpg
Jennifer Connelly (up)
http://www.beautyriot.com/stuff/images/articles/approve/1792_1295_CONNELLY_JENNIFER_400.jpg
Anne Hathaway (ponytail)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/graphics/2008/02/25/oscars/oscars9.jpg

styled:
Jennifer Aniston (the archetypal cute flippy thing)
http://www.skinz.org/celebrity/jennifer-aniston/jennifer-aniston-wallpapers-5.jpg
Katie Holmes
http://blogs.tampabay.com/juice/images/2008/02/22/katiehair.jpg
Katie Couric
http://www.whereistheoutrage.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/couric_exuberance_cbs.jpg
Jessica Simpson (styling products)
http://haiku.blogs.com/celebrity/_img_assets_200402_JESSICA-SIMPSON-AND-HUSBAND-NICK-LACHEY-.jpg

Definitely not styled unless fancy party or something, and even then...

[AMMW]

depends

well yeah

but one can still try, that's why I said

generally

[jandoval]

If she's cute, who cares.

[jandoval]

I think the only thing that would make a difference is the make up. But it shouldn't be slathered on. It really annoys me when my wife wears dark lipstick.

[General Apathy]

well yeah

but one can still try, that's why I said

OK.

I love stockings

Heels work on some but not chubby legs. Chubby legs can still pull off stockings. Don't like white stockings.

I like any makeup as long as it is understated or deliberately overstated. Almost always like lipstick. Generally not eyeliner.

Generally don't like extra long nails, but do like nice nails but not press ons. like painted toenails.

Like bracelets but one or two.

[jandoval]

I just looked at the hair pictures. I vote for not styled as well. And also some women look much better with their hair up or pulled back, some don't.

[sweetiepie]

which of the following items do you think generally can improve a woman's appearance? which generally detract from a woman's appearance? assume the items are more or less tasteful and standard (not talking about black goth lipstick here)
Improve is a very general term.
Here's what they can do, normally.
1. Make a woman noticable.
2. Make a woman classy.
3. Make a woman interesting.
4. Make a woman beautiful.
...none of these things have to do with being a straight man though.

Generally speaking, they don't make women more sexy. Although, if the man in question is somewhat unobservant, they can be used to bring attention to certain sexy parts... Rings on long fingers, heels at the ends of long legs, tassles on the tips of perfect breasts...

They also help substantiate \archetypes (princess, queen, whore, concubine, wife, mother, crone, nun, young girl, fairy, goth, punk, sub, dom, bad-ass, *****, etc.) Those are all a little extreme. But basically whatever put on suggests a character and an associated sexy or unsexy mythos, that depends on the man's individual psychology.

[Buck]

jewelry:Body Piercinghair:Bleached-Blondeclothes:pantyhose
makeup: lipstick
other:long fingernails

Johannsson:

http://bp0.blogger.com/_EWTs85lrfn0/Rvsgrk-No8I/AAAAAAAAArw/xJYMKMrWo7c/s1600/Johansson,S.2007.jpg

Jolie:

http://buzznet-00.vo.llnwd.net/media/jj1/2006/07/angelina_jolie_tattoos/angelina-jolie-tattoos18.jpg

[Big Jim Slade]

it really depends on the woman. In general for make-up, less is better. Some women look great with nothing. Some can't pull it off.

Perfume, I don't want to smell it as you pass by my office.

Clothes - depends on the woman again, not all styles work with all women.

Please, no piercings or tats.

[Uncle Ted]

Here's what I have to say about heels - if you can walk properly in them, they can be pretty good, but if you can't walk in heels, don't wear them, very unsexy watching some girl struggle to stay upright, or walking awkwardly.

[Darth Chef]

If I had to choose for each item where yes = enhances appearance and no = detracts from appearance:

jewelry:

earrings - yes
necklace - yes
bracelets - no
rings - no

hair:

"styled"* - no
colored or highlighted - yes

clothes:

pantyhose - no
high heels - yes

makeup:

foundation - no
mascara - no
eyeliner - no
eyeshadow - no
blush - no
lipstick - no
fingernail polish - yes
toenail polish - yes

other:

long fingernails - no

added:

body jewelry - yes
tattoos - yes

[AMMW]

...none of these things have to do with being a straight man though.ITA. that's why I asked for the opinion of straight men. I wanted the perspective of someone who finds women sexually attractive. but for other perspectives gay friends are indispensable!

[ShebaPoe]

I'm not crazy about tattoos. Except on Angelina. Then theyre fine :)

[enyj]

She must be hot.
She must put out.

[Heathen]

You forgot the nudity and proximity options.

8 inches away, 0 inches away, 8 inches away, 0 inches away...

[Jack]

which of the following items do you think generally can improve a woman's appearance? which generally detract from a woman's appearance? assume the items are more or less tasteful and standard (not talking about black goth lipstick here)

jewelry:earrings
necklace
bracelets
ringshair:"styled"*
colored or highlightedclothes:pantyhose
high heelsmakeup:foundation
mascara
eyeliner
eyeshadow
blush
lipstick
fingernail polish
toenail polishother:long fingernails

*I know this is kind of vague. to me, "styled" hair is pretty much anything OTHER than: all the way down, all the way up, or a ponytail, all with a minimum of hairspray, products, and effort (hair that's all the way down can still be "styled" if it's a trendy cut... you know, those cute flippy things that probably take an hour each morning to get just so)
No
No
No
...
...
No

I like a thin girl with long legs and a big rack more than jewelry and hair.

[Phil]

Jewelry
earrings - always improve appearance
necklace - no opinion
bracelets - always improve appearance.
rings - lower appearance. They take away from the delicateness of the girl's hands. Plus, when single women wear more than 3 rings it gives me the impression that they're dying to get married but keep ending up with consolation prize rings - not the one they really want.

Hair - Any kind of hair except "up" improves appearance.

clothes
pantyhose - doesn't matter
high heels - doesn't matter

makeup:
mascara - As long as I can't see it, it improves appearance
eyeliner - same
eyeshadow - same
blush - same
lipstick - same
fingernail polish - if your fingers are pretty without it, then it seems a shame to cover them. Otherwise improves
toenail polish - usually improves
long fingernails - too claw-y! Yuk

Fun question, thanks for asking.

[Mc Lovin]

Any jewelry improves appearance, but please nothing flashy or gaudy. Like huge azz earrings or bracelets - thats just tacky.

For hair, I would say curly is the ugliest. Long is your best bet, very few women can pull off the short hair. Do something like Jennifer Anniston.

Clothes, don't matter.

Surprisingly, makeup does make a huge difference in a woman's appearance!

None of the above matters if you don't:
A) Have clean skin.
B) Have your diet in check, keep this in check for not only appearance, but health.
C) Have white teeth.
D) Having a tan is helpful, but not required.

Thank you and have a nice day.

[Tight Tin Foil Hat]

What I like is unbounded while what sends me for the hills can be listed.
1) noserings. Get that garbage out of the dirtiest region of your face.
2) lower back tattoos. Fashionable now. Wait a few years.
3) tattoos in general. Tattoos are for rebels and cool people. If you're in your mid-20's and still giving society the bird then I want no business with you baby.
3a) angel-wing tattoos on the shoulder blades.
4) bad table manners. Eating loudly. Getting food on your face or hands. Smacking the Cheetos cheese off of your fingers. Slurping your soup. Worse yet, slurping your solid food!
5) aversion to exercise.

[Tight Tin Foil Hat]

:iatp:

[That Goblin]

Man I knew some chicks were obsessed with their looks but this is outrageous!

[AMMW]

What I like is unbounded while what sends me for the hills can be listed.
1) noserings. Get that garbage out of the dirtiest region of your face.
2) lower back tattoos. Fashionable now. Wait a few years.
3) tattoos in general. Tattoos are for rebels and cool people. If you're in your mid-20's and still giving society the bird then I want no business with you baby.
3a) angel-wing tattoos on the shoulder blades.
4) bad table manners. Eating loudly. Getting food on your face or hands. Smacking the Cheetos cheese off of your fingers. Slurping your soup. Worse yet, slurping your solid food!
5) aversion to exercise.
6) shyness.:capn:

this thread was not meant as a "how to land a man" article from Seventeen magazine. I had very specific questions, please stay on topic, thx :wink:

[Bobby Digital]

some examples of "styled" hair v non-"styled" hair (my definition only)

NOT styled:
Angelina Jolie (down)
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/images/2008/04/angelina-jolie-drug-tape-050108-0001.jpg
Rachel McAdams (down)
http://ithacaishome.typepad.com/ithaca_is_home/images/rachel_mcadams_1.jpg[/IMGl]
Jennifer Connelly (up)
[IMG]http://www.beautyriot.com/stuff/images/articles/approve/1792_1295_CONNELLY_JENNIFER_400.jpg
Anne Hathaway (ponytail)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/graphics/2008/02/25/oscars/oscars9.jpg

styled:
Jennifer Aniston (the archetypal cute flippy thing)
http://www.skinz.org/celebrity/jennifer-aniston/jennifer-aniston-wallpapers-5.jpg
Katie Holmes
http://blogs.tampabay.com/juice/images/2008/02/22/katiehair.jpg
Katie Couric
http://www.whereistheoutrage.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/couric_exuberance_cbs.jpg
Jessica Simpson (styling products)
http://haiku.blogs.com/celebrity/_img_assets_200402_JESSICA-SIMPSON-AND-HUSBAND-NICK-LACHEY-.jpg

Jennifer Anniston doesn't look all that good in HD.

[T-MLB]

which of the following items do you think generally can improve a woman's appearance? which generally detract from a woman's appearance? assume the items are more or less tasteful and standard (not talking about black goth lipstick here)


Can't say I notice too many of those things. I'm fine with whatever as long as the girl don't overdo it. Glossy lipstick does turn me on a bit, though. Not too glossy. Just enough to reflect light. Yow.

Eyeshadow is fine, I guess. As a straight dude, I can't say I remember much about anything I've "liked" (makeup and hair wise). I just remember what I haven't liked. Huge hoop earrings, solid black eyeshadow. Basically, what I've been sayin'. Basic makeup, not overdone. A type that reflects your personality.

[ShebaPoe]

While we all have our own tastes and opinions, I find this statement remarkable when describing a woman's appearance:


Clothes, don't matter.


Clothes are incredibly important to her appearance, and not just to the extent that you can undress her with your eyes.

Well-dressed is often correlated with prosperity and therefore education and good values, which are attractive characteristics. But beyond that, pleasant appearing clothes indicate that a woman is discerning and aware of the statement she makes to the world.

Women who can't dress (and they are legion) are creatures I find quite entertaining. But not attractive.

[Da Bears!]

As far as everything in your list, I would say not a single one of them "improves" a woman's appearance. If it makes her happy to do any of them, by all means, do it. But I couldn't care less, unless you start getting into trashy stuff like body piercings, tattoos, green hair, etc... . Automatic turn-off there.

[The Waiting Hurts]

makeup:foundation
mascara
eyeliner
eyeshadow
blush
lipstick
fingernail polish
toenail polishI can't imagine that most men know the difference between a woman who has little makeup on and no makeup at all. I think most men notice foundation because of the women that have it caked on their face or wear the wrong shades.

[Keef]

jewelry
earrings - hoop
necklace - pearl
bracelets - ok
rings - ya
hair
"styled" - should suit face/head
colored or highlighted - nice
clothes
pantyhose - good
high heels - sexy
clother should be form-fitting & at least slightly revealing
makeup
foundation - if needed
mascara - hot
eyeliner - sure
eyeshadow - don't overdo it
blush - yes
lipstick - of course
fingernail polish - yes or french manicure
toenail polish - no biggie
other:
long fingernails - see above
no body hair - I like a clean workspace

[Schnook]

depends

those definitely detract
:rimshot:

[Mc Lovin]

I agree with you, that is a good contribution. I was refering to the stockings and high heels...

True, I don't think chicks who wear old navy shirts and jeans all the time are as hot n classy as those who have had some schoolin on 'what not to wear'

While we all have our own tastes and opinions, I find this statement remarkable when describing a woman's appearance:



Clothes are incredibly important to her appearance, and not just to the extent that you can undress her with your eyes.

Well-dressed is often correlated with prosperity and therefore education and good values, which are attractive characteristics. But beyond that, pleasant appearing clothes indicate that a woman is discerning and aware of the statement she makes to the world.

Women who can't dress (and they are legion) are creatures I find quite entertaining. But not attractive.

[AMMW]

I can't imagine that most men know the difference between a woman who has little makeup on and no makeup at all.I hope this is true :dsmile:

I was expecting to have to define all the types of makeup, but looks like the men who have posted know what they are (or think they do)

[Mc Lovin]

I hope this is true :dsmile:

I was expecting to have to define all the types of makeup, but looks like the men who have posted know what they are (or think they do)

That is not true. As I have gotten older, I can definitely tell a huge difference between a woman when she has makeup on and doesn't.

[AMMW]

That is not true.:shake: bad actuary

TWH said "most men"... you're just one example (if you are right about your own abilities)

[Hawkeye16]

I think the best thing a girl can do to improve her appearance is get a gym membership and use it. Then she will look good in anything, given she has a cute face.

[That Goblin]

I think the best thing a girl can do to improve her appearance is get a gym membership and use it. Then she will look good in anything, given she has a cute face.

Hawkeye makes a good point. If you’re a chick and you’re not skinny, you’re not attractive. Remember that next time you wolf down a pint of Ben and Jerry’s.

[Loner]

Hawkeye makes a good point. If you’re a chick and you’re not skinny, you’re not attractive. Remember that next time you wolf down a pint of Ben and Jerry’s.

SMALDWY.

[Browncoat]

jewelry:earrings
necklace
bracelets
ringshair:"styled"*
colored or highlightedclothes:pantyhose
high heelsmakeup:foundation
mascara
eyeliner
eyeshadow
blush
lipstick
fingernail polish
toenail polishother:long fingernails


None of these. Before I was married, and She-Who-Became-Mrs-Browncoat was trying to catch my eye, she went to great lengths to look nice when she knew she'd be seeing me, to include most of these things. Little did she know how terrible I thought she looked all gussied up.

I don't think she even owns any make up anymore.

Now, I do like it when she wears perfume. One brand in particular that knocks my socks off. :sigh:

[JUICE]

which of the following items do you think generally can improve a woman's appearance? which generally detract from a woman's appearance? assume the items are more or less tasteful and standard (not talking about black goth lipstick here)

jewelry:earrings - sure... not too gaudy
necklace - definitely
bracelets - meh
rings - hopefully nothair:"styled"* - it better be
colored or highlighted - no doubt it will beclothes:pantyhose - only if their skin tone precludes bare legs
high heels - as long as they're 'appropriate'makeup:foundation - a little
mascara - yes, please
eyeliner - a little
eyeshadow - sure, what's the difference between all these anyway?
blush- no
lipstick - no
fingernail polish - yes, not chipped
toenail polish - see aboveother:long fingernails - no

*I know this is kind of vague. to me, "styled" hair is pretty much anything OTHER than: all the way down, all the way up, or a ponytail, all with a minimum of hairspray, products, and effort (hair that's all the way down can still be "styled" if it's a trendy cut... you know, those cute flippy things that probably take an hour each morning to get just so)

:judge:

[erosewater]

which of the following items do you think generally can improve a woman's appearance? which generally detract from a woman's appearance? assume the items are more or less tasteful and standard (not talking about black goth lipstick here)

jewelry:earrings - no difference, but huge ones look stupid
necklace - no difference
bracelets - seriously? no
rings - no difference, but lots of rings looks stupid
hair:"styled"* - nothing too extravagant
colored or highlighted - boo
clothes:pantyhose - only if skin tone dictates
high heels - no difference
makeup:foundation - definitely no
mascara - no
eyeliner - minimal if any
eyeshadow - no
blush - no
lipstick - no
fingernail polish - who cares
toenail polish - who cares * 1000
other:long fingernails - no
*I know this is kind of vague. to me, "styled" hair is pretty much anything OTHER than: all the way down, all the way up, or a ponytail, all with a minimum of hairspray, products, and effort (hair that's all the way down can still be "styled" if it's a trendy cut... you know, those cute flippy things that probably take an hour each morning to get just so)

In general most of this stuff is silly IMO. Any hairstyle that looks like it took more than a few minutes, enough makeup that you can tell it makes them look significantly different than they would without, and excessive/big jewelry: all are bad ideas. Fancy nails = high maintenance chick. Keep it simple, otherwise we might as well all just wear disguises.

[That Goblin]

SMALDWY.

does not compute

[Loner]

does not compute

SMALDWY=Sir Mix-a-Lot disagrees with you.

[That Goblin]

SMALDWY=Sir Mix-a-Lot disagrees with you.

Posse's on Broadway!

[kolya23]

jewelry

earrings & rings - no
bracelets - maybe (if part of personal style)
necklaces - :love: they direct the eyes to the right place
other rings (i.e. piercings) - yes, if it fits your style
tattoos* - same as "other rings"
*tramp stamp - NO!

hair - i like short hair the best (like a pixie haircut). long straight hair is boring. but big poofy overelaborate hair (think "texas beauty queen") is a huge turnoff. color can be good.

makeup - the less the better... it varies though. for stuff like fingernails/toenails, guys really don't care... you care 100X more, so do whatever you like.

dresses & skirts -- much preferred to jeans or shorts

personal style - going off what MTS said, clothes are very important. the most critical aspect is fit - choose clothes that flatter your body. this is the single easiest thing that most women could do to improve their physical attractiveness, and I'm continually surprised at how many women wear clothes that either are unflattering to their body type or baggy (hiding their body entirely).

an added bonus is if you can have a strong sense of personal style... i'm a fan of the "juno" indiegirl type, but really anything works as long as it reflects you.

[Saint Kepler]

I can't think of any of those thing that are turn-on or turn-offs unless done to extreme (moderation in the key). It is also situation dependent. If you get all fixed up for a night out, great. If you are like that everyday then that is a sign of a "high maintenance" women (and a turn-off). Another example are earrings. A pair of nice earrings are good. Multiple pairs or huge earrings are not.

Tats and excessive piercings (more than the ear -- no more than one in each ear) are trashy and a turn-off.

[Oedipus Rex Jr]

i've found that regular exercise and a healthy diet can improve a woman's appearance...

[AMMW]

I'm continually surprised at how many women wear clothes that either are unflattering to their body type or baggy (hiding their body entirely)again this discussion of regular clothing is a :capn:

but since you bring it up, don't be surprised, finding clothes that fit off the rack is very difficult. for most women I know, almost every item of clothing they own is a compromise in some way

[wat?]

*first post*

Of that list, probably my top 3 that truly enhances a woman's appearance are (in no particular order):

hair w/highlights (long/flowing dark hair with blonde/light highlights the best)
eyeliner
foundation/blush (just don't cake it on, I had an ex like that)

For me (and I may be in the vast minority here), I don't care much for seeing jewelry. Maybe a tasteful, simple earring and/or necklace. I just feel that if a woman has too much jewelry, she's either indulgent and/or extravagant, both of which I probably can't afford.

So, I'm looking for the cute, cheap chicks.

[E. Blackadder]

Approachability... brains... personality.

[That Goblin]

Is it just me, or is breaking down what makes a woman attractive into individual components, eye shadow, lipstick, hairstyle, etc, not a task appropriate for a “straight” man?

[Quinn]

what's with the highlights crap? natural hair color rules! i'll dye my hair again when it's noticibly gray. until then, i'm grateful for my natural color.

but then again, i'm a chick and have no say in this thread. carry on...

[AMMW]

breaking down what makes a woman attractiveyour posts in this thread have shown a remarkable amount of :oyh:

I'm not trying to figure out what men think makes women attractive or sexy

most men have individual likes &/or dislikes (for example, I hate earrings, I like lipstick) and I'm curious about what those are, since :qunq: our society :qunq: teaches women that most of the adornments on my list are improvements. I figured that was probably not true in general so I canvassed the men here

thanks to those of you who have responded to the question as originally posed, I appreciate your input

[That Goblin]

your posts in this thread have shown a remarkable amount of :oyh:

I'm not trying to figure out what men think makes women attractive or sexy

most men have individual likes &/or dislikes (for example, I hate earrings, I like lipstick) and I'm curious about what those are, since :qunq: our society :qunq: teaches women that most of the adornments on my list are improvements. I figured that was probably not true in general so I canvassed the men here

thanks to those of you who have responded to the question as originally posed, I appreciate your input

I find your tone offensive.

In fact, I find this thread offensive. I find you offensive.

[Quinn]

I find your tone offensive.

In fact, I find this thread offensive. I find you offensive.

xoxo?

[E. Blackadder]

but then again, i'm a chick and have no say in this thread. carry on...
There's a shortage of test subjects, and you could help out.

[That Goblin]

xoxo?

Which one stands for rim job? The x or the o?

[The Drunken Actuary]

which of the following items do you think generally can improve a woman's appearance? which generally detract from a woman's appearance? assume the items are more or less tasteful and standard (not talking about black goth lipstick here)

jewelry:Depends....how big is her rack?earringsDepends....how big is her rack?
necklaceDepends....how big is her rack?
braceletsDepends....how big is her rack?
rings[/INDENT]hair: Depends....how big is her rack?"styled"*Depends....how big is her rack?
colored or highlighted[/INDENT]Depends....how big is her rack?clothes:pantyhoseDepends....how big is her rack?
high heelsmakeup:[INDENT]foundationDepends....how big is her rack?
mascaraDepends....how big is her rack?
eyelinerDepends....how big is her rack?
eyeshadowDepends....how big is her rack?
blushDepends....how big is her rack?
lipstickDepends....how big is her rack?
fingernail polishDepends....how big is her rack?
toenail polish[INDENT]long fingernails Depends....how big is her rack?

[Dr T Non-Fan]

Very nice, TDA.
Every answer is right to the points.

[Dr T Non-Fan]

So, I'm looking for the cute, cheap chicks.

Damone: Dina, can you honestly tell me that you forgot? Forgot the magnetism of Robin Zander or the charisma of Rick Nielsen?
Dina: That's kid stuff
Damone: Kid stuff? How 'bout the tunes?
' I want you to want me'
' The dream police Da-na-na-na-na-na'
'Your mama's all right Your daddy's all right
They just seem a little bit weird'






Oh, cheap chicks! Well, stacy was a cheap chick. And Dina was played by Pamela Springsteen.

[The Waiting Hurts]

If you’re a chick and you’re not skinny, you’re not attractive.Well then.

[The Drunken Actuary]

Very nice, TDA.
Every answer is right to the points.

Thanks!

[The Drunken Actuary]

Damone: Dina, can you honestly tell me that you forgot? Forgot the magnetism of Robin Zander or the charisma of Rick Nielsen?
Dina: That's kid stuff
Damone: Kid stuff? How 'bout the tunes?
' I want you to want me'
' The dream police Da-na-na-na-na-na'
'Your mama's all right Your daddy's all right
They just seem a little bit weird'






Oh, cheap chicks! Well, stacy was a cheap chick. And Dina was played by Pamela Springsteen.RN