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Ohel Moed
11-20-2008, 01:53 PM
Pam Anderson’s policy tips for President-elect Barack Obama

Though she’s not an official member of President-elect Obama’s transition team, former “Baywatch” babe Pamela Anderson posted some advice for the soon-to-be commander in chief to her Web site. http://www.pamelachannel.com/channel/2008/11/18/recommended-reading-to-mr-president-elect-obama-from-pamela-anderson/#more-725

“Promote vegetarianism — which would help end world hunger,” the actress wrote as an intro to one of her many meandering and creatively punctuated sentences. “Crack down on factory farming that is killing the environment and slaughtering so many animals — wastefully and carelessly and it’s unhealthy/and it’s just impractical — to think this is monitored/regulated effectively.”

In addition to her PETA-worthy plea, Anderson’s open letter to Obama suggests the president-elect should get rid of private health insurance, bring the troops home and crack down on crimes against children (“Government must Castrate every molester-or potential molester — error on the safe side — if any child pornography is found in anyone’s possession.”).
The President
11-20-2008, 01:57 PM
Looks like Obama has found his Palin.
Bobby Digital
11-20-2008, 02:01 PM
Castrate every molester-or potential molester I doubt a guy with child porn is a potential molester, I'd think he's already done it. I'm for that but I don't think they do this kind of thing for sexual pleasure so would castration work?
glassjaws
11-20-2008, 02:02 PM
Wow, I can no longer slap the ham to photos of Pam.
Bobby Digital
11-20-2008, 02:03 PM
Wow, I can no longer stroke the celery to photos of Pam.

:) IFYP
Chronus
11-20-2008, 02:20 PM
When will celebrities figure out that they have no place in politics.
Vote or Die mother F**cker
Ohel Moed
11-20-2008, 02:53 PM
When will celebrities figure out that they have no place in politics.
Did you mean to post this in the Minnesota Senate thread? ;-)
Dr T Non-Fan
11-20-2008, 02:55 PM
I doubt a guy with child porn is a potential molester, I'd think he's already done it. I'm for that but I don't think they do this kind of thing for sexual pleasure so would castration work?
Amputation from neck up might work, and act as a deterrant for others with similar urges.
Bobby Digital
11-20-2008, 02:58 PM
Did you mean to post this in the Minnesota Senate thread? ;-)

What should we tell

Heath Shuler Jack Kemp Steve Largent Ronald Reagan Conan the Barbarian and Jesse Ventura
Bobby Digital
11-20-2008, 02:59 PM
Amputation from neck up might work, and act as a deterrant for others with similar urges.

Then we'd have to do the same to child murderers.
Loner
11-20-2008, 03:03 PM
I doubt a guy with child porn is a potential molester, I'd think he's already done it.

I dunno about that, I think porn is far easier to get than sex.
The Drunken Actuary
11-20-2008, 03:05 PM
I doubt a guy with child porn is a potential molester, I'd think he's already done it. I'm for that but I don't think they do this kind of thing for sexual pleasure so would castration work?

I gotta think testosterone is helping drive some of their desires. It makes one [more] aggressive, for example.
The Drunken Actuary
11-20-2008, 03:05 PM
I dunno about that, I think porn is far easier to get than sex.
Tell me about it.
Bobby Digital
11-20-2008, 03:11 PM
Tell me about it.

It should be yours on demand when you get married.
The Drunken Actuary
11-20-2008, 03:14 PM
It should be yours on demand when you get married.

I assume you're talking about porn.
Bobby Digital
11-20-2008, 03:15 PM
I assume you're talking about porn.

I'm not getting married, they need to legalize prostitution or I will have to find a job in vegas.