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Don McCain
03-10-2009, 04:37 PM
But this is a good enough stand alone.
LEXINGTON PARK, Md. - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on BayNet.com, and Saint Mary's County Public Safety sources confirmed the information to WUSA in Washington, D.C.

The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was later flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police helicopter.

County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said, although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consensual behavior.
Aaron Brachowitz
03-10-2009, 04:42 PM
WTF
Jasper07734
03-10-2009, 04:43 PM
TTIWWP

Wait, what!?
Joe Blow
03-10-2009, 04:48 PM
I can actually see how this could be an accident. :shake:
notmyfriends
03-10-2009, 04:49 PM
I hate when that happens.
glassjaws
03-10-2009, 04:56 PM
Some people take pr0n too seriously.
Aaron Brachowitz
03-10-2009, 04:58 PM
Someone here once posted a link to the ER section of a medical students' forum. Very interesting reading. Learned about SOCMOBs ("standing on corner minding own business").
atomic
03-10-2009, 05:01 PM
Cheap guy unwilling to pay for a real ****ing machine. :judge:

Yes, they do exist. And wow do they look like fun.
Person Man
03-10-2009, 05:01 PM
Drill baby drill!
Abused Student
03-10-2009, 05:10 PM
Is a saber saw blade like a jigsaw? The guy needed to just pony up and get an impact wrench or something. :shake:
whisper
03-10-2009, 05:13 PM
I was 1st thinking circular saw, and was puzzling over how anyone would think that would work.
punmanbowler
03-10-2009, 05:19 PM
I guess he ripped her a new one.
Joe Blow
03-10-2009, 05:21 PM
Is a saber saw blade like a jigsaw?

They are one and the same. Maybe the blade is wider on a saber saw.
Abused Student
03-10-2009, 05:21 PM
I was 1st thinking circular saw, and was puzzling over how anyone would think that would work.

Do I have to draw a picture? Think rapid and forceful flicking. I would assume though that it would cause much more than some cutting.
atomic
03-10-2009, 05:24 PM
I guess he ripped her a new one.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Like carving a Thanksgiving turkey. :shudder:
whisper
03-10-2009, 05:50 PM
Do I have to draw a picture? Think rapid and forceful flicking. I would assume though that it would cause much more than some cutting.

No, I realized the mistake and corrected the mental image. Saber makes much more sense - although still really, really stupid.
Will Durant
03-10-2009, 06:00 PM
I guess he ripped her a new one.
Thanks, man. That's the funniest thing I've read all day.
Actuary321
03-10-2009, 06:02 PM
maybe something like this.

http://www.tool-net.co.uk/data/tools/resade305kl.jpg
As opposed to this.
http://www.findanauction.com/images/njauction/aug00044.jpg&w=170&h=128
SamTheEagle
03-10-2009, 06:05 PM
Isn't a week's worth of bleeding a month more than enough?
IHateExams
03-10-2009, 09:58 PM
Isn't a week's worth of bleeding a month more than enough?

STE, where have you been?!?! :popcorn:
atomic
03-10-2009, 10:14 PM
STE, where have you been?!?! :popcorn:

Clearly, not earning his red wings (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Earning%20Red%20Wings).
Schnook
03-10-2009, 10:54 PM
maybe something like this.

http://www.tool-net.co.uk/data/tools/resade305kl.jpg
As opposed to this.
http://www.findanauction.com/images/njauction/aug00044.jpg&w=170&h=128

No, definitely the bottom one. The top one is a reciprocating saw.
atomic
03-10-2009, 11:03 PM
No, definitely the bottom one. The top one is a reciprocating saw.

top one is a sabre saw, aka reciprocating saw. bottom one is jig saw.
Schnook
03-10-2009, 11:11 PM
top one is a sabre saw, aka reciprocating saw. bottom one is jig saw.

Actually, just googled it - top is a recip saw, bottom is a jig saw, but both are referred to as sabre saws. Go figure.

Whichever it was, as George Costanza would say, "THAT'S GOTTA HURT!!"
The Spocker
03-10-2009, 11:22 PM
lol reminds me of the drilldo i saw on cathouse