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Cannonball
05-12-2009, 10:07 AM
The Restasis woman. I think she's dreamy! What great eyes. They found a good spokeswoman, they did.

http://www.restasis.com/images/splash_lft_over.jpg

IHateExams
05-12-2009, 10:09 AM
Hard to tell with her clothes on. I'm going to say no...

Listeria
05-12-2009, 10:16 AM
probably hotter than 90% of us.

notmyfault
05-12-2009, 10:27 AM
probably hotter than 90% of us.

She's hotter than you?


HOT for sure then!

vividox
05-12-2009, 10:28 AM
Eh, I'd give her a solid 6.

great3981
05-12-2009, 10:29 AM
It is way too big a leap of faith to assume she looks anything like that picture.

IHateExams
05-12-2009, 10:32 AM
probably hotter than 90% of us.

How the hell many people are sharing your ID anyway???

Cannonball
05-12-2009, 10:33 AM
Another photo:

http://www.keloland.com/ClassLibrary/Page/Images/Data/18808.jpg

IHateExams
05-12-2009, 10:33 AM
Another photo:

http://www.keloland.com/ClassLibrary/Page/Images/Data/18808.jpg

Can I change my answer to "definitely not"

vividox
05-12-2009, 10:34 AM
Can I change my answer to "definitely not"

:iatp:

Cannonball
05-12-2009, 10:34 AM
Meh. You're a hater! She's beee-uuuu-tiful!

http://www.vancethompsonvision.com/vance_thompson/UserFiles/alison_tendler.jpg

notmyfault
05-12-2009, 10:35 AM
I feel as though I should have consulted the pictures before voting.

Cannonball
05-12-2009, 10:35 AM
Don't listen to them, Alison! You're hotter than any woman they've ever dreamed about!

notmyfault
05-12-2009, 10:37 AM
Don't listen to them, Alison! You're hotter than any woman they've ever dreamed about!

Excuse me, but just last night I had a dream about Listeria

:crazy:

IHateExams
05-12-2009, 10:39 AM
Meh. You're a hater! She's beee-uuuu-tiful!

http://www.vancethompsonvision.com/vance_thompson/UserFiles/alison_tendler.jpg

Based on the pattern, I'm very frightened to see what the next pic looks like...:exams:

IHateExams
05-12-2009, 10:41 AM
Excuse me, but just last night I had a dream about Listeria

What did they look like?

vividox
05-12-2009, 10:43 AM
Meh. You're a hater! She's beee-uuuu-tiful!

http://www.vancethompsonvision.com/vance_thompson/UserFiles/alison_tendler.jpg

Okay, seriously, based on this picture she is no higher than a 4. She's pushing 3.5. That's not just "not hot" but we are getting in the realm of "certifiably ugly".

Abused Student
05-12-2009, 10:50 AM
Definitely getting worse and worse. I might have given her a 6.5 or 7 based on the first picture but :shudder: She touches up well but I am beginning to think in person you wouldn't give her a second glance.

That being said though, she is still better than almost any doctor I have had previously so when compared with her collegues... Nah, still ugly.

notmyfault
05-12-2009, 10:50 AM
What did they look like?

They're real. And they're spectacular.

IHateExams
05-12-2009, 10:52 AM
They're real. And they're spectacular.

:lol:

Cannonball
05-12-2009, 11:05 AM
That's not just "not hot" but we are getting in the realm of "certifiably ugly".

That's not a nice way to talk about the woman who turned you down when you asked her out on a date. For shame!

vividox
05-12-2009, 03:06 PM
That's not a nice way to talk about the woman who turned you down when you asked her out on a date. For shame!
Gee, what a clever response.

If you think she looks good: cool dude, to each his own. Just let it be known that what you consider "beauty" is what others consider "taking one for the team."

Abused Student
05-12-2009, 03:10 PM
Gee, what a clever response.

If you think she looks good: cool dude, to each his own. Just let it be known that what you consider "beauty" is what others consider "taking one for the team."

I believe that would make him the best wingman possible, right? Not only is he willing to distract the ugly friend but he thinks she is hot so he considers it a win.

Blue Bird
05-12-2009, 03:19 PM
The eyes are a window to the soul, and if she has dry eyes, what does that say about the rest of her?

Not hot.

IHateExams
05-12-2009, 03:22 PM
The eyes are a window to the soul, and if she has dry eyes, what does that say about the rest of her?

Not hot.

I don't know what the hell you just said, but I approve of it!

vividox
05-12-2009, 03:27 PM
I believe that would make him the best wingman possible, right? Not only is he willing to distract the ugly friend but he thinks she is hot so he considers it a win.

Indeed.

Keep It Real, Yo
05-12-2009, 03:35 PM
I rate her as a 6 or 7 if at the office.

Maybe a 4 or 5 on a college campus.

Where did all those college girls go, anyway?

Triweasel
05-12-2009, 04:22 PM
they got office jobs

Blue Bird
05-12-2009, 06:51 PM
I rate her as a 6 or 7 if at the office.

Maybe a 4 or 5 on a college campus.

Where did all those college girls go, anyway?

Girls get uglier as they age.

quinn morgendorffer
05-12-2009, 07:02 PM
It's cute how the geeky actuaries in here actually think they could do better than her.

The President
05-12-2009, 08:39 PM
Okay, seriously, based on this picture she is no higher than a 4. She's pushing 3.5. That's not just "not hot" but we are getting in the realm of "certifiably ugly".
WTF is your scale? She isn't a supermodel, but no way would I think that 60% of the population of women is more attractive.

wat?
05-12-2009, 09:10 PM
WTF is your scale? She isn't a supermodel, but no way would I think that 60% of the population of women is more attractive.

logarithmic scale

IHateExams
05-12-2009, 09:50 PM
It's cute how the geeky actuaries in here actually think they could do better than her.

:lol: That took you entirely to long to make an appearance in this thread!!!

quinn morgendorffer
05-12-2009, 10:15 PM
:lol: That took you entirely to long to make an appearance in this thread!!!
yeah, i know! i was busy at work today.

vividox
05-12-2009, 10:34 PM
WTF is your scale? She isn't a supermodel, but no way would I think that 60% of the population of women is more attractive.

0-5 = Varying degrees of ugly
6 = People see you with her and think "he could do better"
7 = People see you with her and think "they match"
8 = People see you with her and think "wow, he's lucky"
9 = People see you with her and think "why the hell is she with him?"
10 = People see you with her and think "I didn't even notice a guy was with her"

I would say my distribution as assigned to a random female would be something like:

0 - 2.5% (2.5%)
1 - 8.5% (11.0%)
2 - 12.0% (23.0%)
3 - 17.5% (40.5%)
4 - 17.5% (58.0%)
5 - 15.0% (73.0%)
6 - 12.5% (85.5%)
7 - 9.5% (95.0%)
8 - 4.5% (99.5%)
9 - 0.45% (99.95%)
10 - 0.05% (100.0%)

procrastinator
05-12-2009, 11:01 PM
0-5 = Varying degrees of ugly
6 = People see you with her and think "he could do better"
7 = People see you with her and think "they match"
8 = People see you with her and think "wow, he's lucky"
9 = People see you with her and think "why the hell is she with him?"
10 = People see you with her and think "I didn't even notice a guy was with her"

I would say my distribution as assigned to a random female would be something like:

0 - 2.5% (2.5%)
1 - 8.5% (11.0%)
2 - 12.0% (23.0%)
3 - 17.5% (40.5%)
4 - 17.5% (58.0%)
5 - 15.0% (73.0%)
6 - 12.5% (85.5%)
7 - 9.5% (95.0%)
8 - 4.5% (99.5%)
9 - 0.45% (99.95%)
10 - 0.05% (100.0%)

With my personality, all women are a 9.

td25er
05-13-2009, 02:09 PM
probably hotter than 99.99% of us.

IFYP. Most people are gross.

td25er
05-13-2009, 02:31 PM
0-5 = Varying degrees of ugly
6 = People see you with her and think "he could do better"
7 = People see you with her and think "they match"
8 = People see you with her and think "wow, he's lucky"
9 = People see you with her and think "why the hell is she with him?"
10 = People see you with her and think "I didn't even notice a guy was with her"

I would say my distribution as assigned to a random female would be something like:

0 - 2.5% (2.5%)
1 - 8.5% (11.0%)
2 - 12.0% (23.0%)
3 - 17.5% (40.5%)
4 - 17.5% (58.0%)
5 - 15.0% (73.0%)
6 - 12.5% (85.5%)
7 - 9.5% (95.0%)
8 - 4.5% (99.5%)
9 - 0.45% (99.95%)
10 - 0.05% (100.0%)

Okay, seriously, based on this picture she is no higher than a 4. She's pushing 3.5. That's not just "not hot" but we are getting in the realm of "certifiably ugly".

You seriously think that you could randomly pick 3 women in a crowd and 2 of them would be hotter than this chick? :shake2: Roughly 1/3 of the women in the US are considered obese. AT WORST, this chick is quite a bit above average.

Jack
05-13-2009, 02:42 PM
She is more attractive than my doctor.

vividox
05-13-2009, 03:26 PM
You seriously think that you could randomly pick 3 women in a crowd and 2 of them would be hotter than this chick? :shake2: Roughly 1/3 of the women in the US are considered obese. AT WORST, this chick is quite a bit above average.

Where are you getting 33%ile from? A rating of 4 is my 58th percentile so she WOULD be better than average with a 4 rating. A 3.5 would be around 49th percentile, so about better than half the population.

notreallyme
05-13-2009, 03:26 PM
I would say my distribution as assigned to a random female would be something like:

0 - 2.5% (2.5%)
1 - 8.5% (11.0%)
2 - 12.0% (23.0%)
3 - 17.5% (40.5%)
4 - 17.5% (58.0%)
5 - 15.0% (73.0%)
6 - 12.5% (85.5%)
7 - 9.5% (95.0%)
8 - 4.5% (99.5%)
9 - 0.45% (99.95%)
10 - 0.05% (100.0%)


That is a weird scale.

Quasi
05-13-2009, 04:14 PM
She is more attractive than my doctor.

More attractive than my doctor, not even close to my optometrist (incredibly hot asian woman <30 years old).

vividox
05-13-2009, 04:18 PM
More attractive than my doctor, not even close to my optometrist (incredibly hot asian woman <30 years old).

My optometrist is incredibly hot as well. What a crazy random happenstance.

Redhead
05-13-2009, 04:31 PM
Seriously? Not hot.

quinn morgendorffer
05-13-2009, 04:35 PM
Seriously? Not hot.
agreed that she's not exactly hot, but it's pretty hilarious that some people in here would call her ugly. curious exactly what they see when they look at their gfs.

mlschop
05-13-2009, 04:40 PM
My optometrist is incredibly hot as well. What a crazy random happenstance.

I guess this isn't so uncommon, as an old optometrist of mine was pretty attractive as well.

td25er
05-13-2009, 04:43 PM
Where are you getting 33%ile from? A rating of 4 is my 58th percentile so she WOULD be better than average with a 4 rating. A 3.5 would be around 49th percentile, so about better than half the population.

My arse, apparently. I'm not good at teh mathematics. Either way, it's ridiculous to call this chick ugly. She's FARRRRR from ugly...compared to most people. Then again, most people are disgusting.

vividox
05-13-2009, 04:48 PM
My arse, apparently. I'm not good at teh mathematics. Either way, it's ridiculous to call this chick ugly. She's FARRRRR from ugly...compared to most people. Then again, most people are disgusting.
In the first pic she's not ugly, it's all pro shot taken for an advertisement and she looks decent. In this pic however...

http://www.vancethompsonvision.com/vance_thompson/UserFiles/alison_tendler.jpg
yeah, I gotta say that's pushing ugly.

vividox
05-13-2009, 04:54 PM
I dunno, maybe calling her ugly is a stretch, but she is definitely not attractive.

Abused Student
05-13-2009, 05:00 PM
I like to use my scale better.

Ugly-I would rather go home and take care of my own needs
Decent-I would let her help me out but would prefer the lights off
Nice-Prefer the lights on
Smoking-Lights on, video camera going
Drop Dead Gorgeous-Anywhere and everywhere because everyone will be jealous

This lady would probably fit in the Decent range, especially with that second picture.

Violet Beauregarde
05-13-2009, 05:04 PM
Definitely getting worse and worse. I might have given her a 6.5 or 7 based on the first picture but :shudder: She touches up well but I am beginning to think in person you wouldn't give her a second glance.

That being said though, she is still better than almost any doctor I have had previously so when compared with her collegues... Nah, still ugly.

I like to use my scale better.

Ugly-I would rather go home and take care of my own needs
Decent-I would let her help me out but would prefer the lights off
Nice-Prefer the lights on
Smoking-Lights on, video camera going
Drop Dead Gorgeous-Anywhere and everywhere because everyone will be jealous

This lady would probably fit in the Decent range, especially with that second picture.

In the first post, you said she's ugly. Now you're saying decent. Which is it?

Abused Student
05-13-2009, 05:11 PM
In the first post, you said she's ugly. Now you're saying decent. Which is it?

The face in that second picture is ugly. She seems to have a decent enough body that if you turn off the lights and don't have to look at that face, and I was desperate...

buck_naked
11-18-2010, 10:30 AM
I agree Cannonball...this woman absolutely mesmerizes me!

Whenever the commercial comes on the air I am literally halted in my tracks as her incredibly unique eyes and natural good looks draw me in as if I were being hypnotized.

I could stare into those eyes for hours!

Inconceivable
11-18-2010, 10:35 AM
You dare bump this thread with no new picks? This is blasphemy, this is madness!!!

ShebaPoe
11-18-2010, 10:51 AM
I'm not feeling it. I say, not.

DeadActorII
11-19-2010, 06:19 PM
If she were a real doctor, the bank account would definitely add to her hotness...

buck_naked
05-18-2011, 02:47 PM
You dare bump this thread with no new picks? This is blasphemy, this is madness!!!

Oops...sorry...

21612

bdschobel
05-18-2011, 02:50 PM
Girls get uglier as they age.Just girls? That's a relief! :)

Bruce

Inconceivable
05-18-2011, 02:55 PM
Just girls? That's a relief! :)

Bruce

You know when I realized I was an adult? When I stopped calling them girls and started calling them women. Inco = old man.

ao fan
05-18-2011, 02:58 PM
In the first post, you said she's ugly. Now you're saying decent. Which is it?

Violet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :crying: I miss you so much it hurts!!! :crying: :crying: :crying:

whisper
05-18-2011, 04:09 PM
They're real. And they're spectacular.

RN

Runner
05-18-2011, 05:33 PM
It took you over two years to N that R. Could be a record.

whisper
05-18-2011, 06:15 PM
It took you over two years to N that R. Could be a record.

Didn't see the thread then. Also, figured that such a line shouldn't go unrecognized.

Logan 5
05-20-2011, 03:51 PM
Violet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :crying: I miss you so much it hurts!!! :crying: :crying: :crying:

You might want to see a doctor about that. Maybe Dr. Tendler?

ao fan
05-20-2011, 03:53 PM
You might want to see a doctor about that. Maybe Dr. Tendler?
will she bring violet back???

Logan 5
05-20-2011, 04:04 PM
will she bring violet back???

Better chance than if you go to see Doc at "A New You" or if she tries to renew on Carousel. :shrug:

JollyGoodFCAS
05-27-2011, 03:17 PM
Inconclusive. I need to see her tuchis before I can answer that question.

Keep It Real, Yo
05-28-2011, 08:28 AM
http://www.runnersworld.com/community/forums/general-discussion/letters-opinions/hot-not-dr-alison-tendler

:yikes:

Hero3128
05-28-2011, 12:54 PM
She may be nice to look at, but I'd never marry a doctor. Too arrogant and career-centered.

zeuz
05-29-2011, 04:36 PM
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PhildeYuppie
05-29-2011, 10:06 PM
The Restasis woman. I think she's dreamy! What great eyes. They found a good spokeswoman, they did.

http://www.restasis.com/images/splash_lft_over.jpg

Give me a couple beers (5) and I'd hit it from the back cuz she's on TV.

Definitely not hot enough to take out to dinner, etc..

Edit: after seeing further photos, change that to ten plus beers and some monetary compensation.. She does look skinny (can't be sure from the face) so it doesn't seem all bad. A solid 4.5 out of 10.

remilard
05-29-2011, 11:50 PM
Christian Science Monitor has confirmed that after 6 beers and some greco-roman wrestling, PhildeYuppie would watch a close male friend hit that on one of several pieces of Ikea furniture that he owns.