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ADoubleDot
08-21-2009, 06:42 PM
On my ride down the elevator after work I heard the following:

A guy is talking to God and asks Him, "Is it true that a million years to us is like a second to you?"

God says yes.

So the guys asks "Is it true that a million dollars to you us is like a penny to you?"

God says yes.

The guy asks "Can I have a penny?"

God says....

Then we got to our floor and they walked out of earshot. Anyone know how it ends?
campbell
08-21-2009, 06:45 PM
http://www.writersbeachhut.ca/wbhjokes.htm

in a second
MG
08-21-2009, 06:45 PM
And God said, "In a minute."

http://www.butlerwebs.com/jokes/religious-3.htm

ETA: Darnit, campbell's too fast! But interesting that we technically found two different answers.
ADoubleDot
08-21-2009, 06:47 PM
Oh duh. Thanks! :toast:
campbell
08-21-2009, 06:51 PM
Yeah, I'm quick on the [google] draw
Actuary321
08-21-2009, 06:53 PM
You had to google? I had heard that before but it seemed kinda obvious didn't it?
campbell
08-21-2009, 06:55 PM
Sure, the punchline.


I guess I just like providing a link.

[oh no! I'm turning into Claude!]
Thoughtful Response
08-21-2009, 06:56 PM
I was gonna say that God said "no."
Listeria
08-21-2009, 08:02 PM
my guess without googling



Sure. Just a second.




Do I get a candy?
Inconceivable
08-22-2009, 08:15 AM
And God said:

What in my name do you need money for? You're in Heaven and talking directly to God. You know, people can be such turdknuckles; I'm not sure why I even bother sometimes. So that would be a NO on the million dollars you dipshit.

(My God apparently swears alot)
Jack
08-22-2009, 09:59 AM
Oh God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son"
Abe says, "Man, you must be puttin' me on"
God say, "No."
Abe say, "What?"
God say, "You can do what you want Abe, but
The next time you see me comin' you better run"
Well Abe says, "Where do you want this killin' done?"
God says, "Out on Highway 61."
Swan
08-22-2009, 12:26 PM
I was gonna say that God said "no."
God never says "no." Or, if he does, he'll say it through a locked screen door, but immediately after will go and say "yes" through an open window.
Ginormous76
08-24-2009, 09:36 AM
And God said:

What in my name do you need money for? You're in Heaven and talking directly to God. You know, people can be such turdknuckles; I'm not sure why I even bother sometimes. So that would be a NO on the million dollars you dipshit.

(My God apparently swears alot)

apparently