8/24/09 my special day

[ShebaPoe]

Today is my birthday. Since I am evidently too old for ice cream cakes, musical chairs and pinatas, I am working for a few hours then hitting the beach. Then dinner with some friends this evening.

I find myself wondering how lucky I am to be here, alive, healthy, loved and cared about by a few people on this planet right now. What else do I really need? Nothing. Health, love, life, I have everything.

Happy birthday to me.

[General Apathy]

http://www.cse.buffalo.edu/~burrows3/AttentionWhore2.jpg

[General Apathy]

Just kidding


Happy Birthday

[vividox]

One of these days, you will be in a convenience store when a black man tries to redeem a winning ticket. The Asian owners will refuse to cash the ticket and the black man will pull a gun. You'll step in and pay the man's ticket, since you don't want anyone to get hurt and you have the money. You'll then walk outside with him and let him know if he needs any help to just ask. He will look at you and tell you, "Matt, you think you have everything figured out, don't you?" He then tells you something about having a surprise for you and walks off. You'll then remember you never told him your name.

The next day you will wake up next to your wife, in a completely alternate universe. You have two children and work a crappy job, and at first you hate it. Over the next several months you come accustomed to your new lifestyle and embrace it. Then the black man will return and say it was just a glimpse.

The next day you will wake up in your real life. You'll be rich, powerful, and lonely. You'll drop everything to seek out a love, and end your life of solidarity.

Or something like that.

[ShebaPoe]

One of these days, you will be in a convenience store when a black man tries to redeem a winning ticket. The Asian owners will refuse to cash the ticket and the black man will pull a gun. You'll step in and pay the man's ticket, since you don't want anyone to get hurt and you have the money. You'll then walk outside with him and let him know if he needs any help to just ask. He will look at you and tell you, "Matt, you think you have everything figured out, don't you?" He then tells you something about having a surprise for you and walks off. You'll then remember you never told him your name.

The next day you will wake up next to your wife, in a completely alternate universe. You have two children and work a crappy job, and at first you hate it. Over the next several months you come accustomed to your new lifestyle and embrace it. Then the black man will return and say it was just a glimpse.

The next day you will wake up in your real life. You'll be rich, powerful, and lonely. You'll drop everything to seek out a love, and end your life of solidarity.

Or something like that.

The one thing I don't have, and wish I did. True.

[General Apathy]

The one thing I don't have, and wish I did. True.

BS you mentioned it the original post

[Redhead]

If that's what you really want, I'm not sure you're going about it the right way...ctm.

[carrot]

One of these days, you will be in a convenience store when a black man tries to redeem a winning ticket. The Asian owners will refuse to cash the ticket and the black man will pull a gun. You'll step in and pay the man's ticket, since you don't want anyone to get hurt and you have the money. You'll then walk outside with him and let him know if he needs any help to just ask. He will look at you and tell you, "Matt, you think you have everything figured out, don't you?" He then tells you something about having a surprise for you and walks off. You'll then remember you never told him your name.

The next day you will wake up next to your wife, in a completely alternate universe. You have two children and work a crappy job, and at first you hate it. Over the next several months you come accustomed to your new lifestyle and embrace it. Then the black man will return and say it was just a glimpse.

The next day you will wake up in your real life. You'll be rich, powerful, and lonely. You'll drop everything to seek out a love, and end your life of solidarity.

Or something like that.
RN

[ShebaPoe]

BS you mentioned it the original post

I do have a loving family. I am lucky about that.


If that's what you really want, I'm not sure you're going about it the right way...ctm.

not sure there is a right way redhead.

[Guest]

not sure there is a right way redhead.
I think what redhead is trying to say is - the more time you spend getting BJs from tarts in the parking lot of cheesy clubs, the less time you're spending looking for a quality woman.

If BJs from tarts is what you're looking for, you're doing just fine.

[General Apathy]

I think what redhead is trying to say is - the more time you spend getting BJs from tarts in the parking lot of cheesy clubs, the less time you're spending looking for a quality woman.

ignore this advice

[Guest]

It wasn't meant as advice.

[FormLetter]

I think what redhead is trying to say is - the more time you spend getting BJs from tarts in the parking lot of cheesy clubs, the less time you're spending looking for a quality woman.

If BJs from tarts is what you're looking for, you're doing just fine.

I bet some of the AO's best posters were once tarts giving BJs in parking lots.

[General Apathy]

just ignore whatever the hell it was

[FormLetter]

It wasn't meant as advice.

I read it more as an assessment than anything.

[carrot]

I bet some of the AO's best posters were once tarts giving BJs in parking lots.
:oops:

[FormLetter]

just ignore whatever the hell it was

Even if it was an assessment though? I think one should pay attention to assessments.

[FormLetter]

:oops:

How good of a poster do you think you are?

[General Apathy]

hfbb

[FormLetter]

back to thread topic:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MTS

[FormLetter]

I do have a loving family. I am lucky about that.




not sure there is a right way redhead.

While there isn't a "right" way, many ways are clearly better than others.

But they ALL have opportunity costs. Opportunity costs are like life's little shards of broken glass in your weewee.

[IMP]

happy birthday mr. president

[FormLetter]

He isn't the president. He is an amateur sociologist. And he is getting into market-based education solutions.

[Guest]

I bet some of the AO's best posters were once tarts giving BJs in parking lots.

:dsmile:

Yeah, I was just about to post a follow-up disclaimer.

But, it's like my brother who has a habit of dating strippers...yes, my 40-YO broke brother who walks with a cane. He laments that all the women he meets love drama and have addiction issues. Well, look outside the cabaret dancer pool, Bro!

[Mr. Grim]

then you find your true love and dream about those days of getting Bj's from tarts in the parking lot. The grass is always mowed on the other side of the fence.

[carrot]

How good of a poster do you think you are?
Oops, missed that part.

[Guest]

then you find your true love and dream about those days of getting Bj's from tarts in the parking lot. The grass is always mowed on the other side of the fence.

Funny...

...we had some friends over yesterday and a lot of wine was consumed....I woke up at 4 AM mostly naked in bed with a condom wrapper in my hand. No recollection of how I got there. I looked over, saw my sleeping husband, and was incredibly thankful that I'm married and knew the guy I was waking up to.

[Mr. Grim]

Funny...

...a lot of wine was consumed....I woke up at 4 AM mostly naked in bed with a condom wrapper in my hand. .

Glad you have found marital bliss.....


more proof to the men of the world that tarts sometime make good wives (wink)

[Guest]

Glad you have found marital bliss.....
AND then when the baby and I went downstairs I found that he had cleaned up all the dishes and mess from the dinner party AND set up the coffee maker so that I had a fresh pot waiting.

He's pretty freaking awesome.

I wish I remembered the sex, though. Oh well.

[No Sleep Til Brookfield]

Glad you have found marital bliss.....


more proof to the men of the world that tarts sometime make good wives (wink)I TOTALLY AGREE WITH THIS!

Nice work, Mr. Karuna.

[MAX.]

:dsmile:

Yeah, I was just about to post a follow-up disclaimer.

But, it's like my brother who has a habit of dating strippers...yes, my 40-YO broke brother who walks with a cane. He laments that all the women he meets love drama and have addiction issues. Well, look outside the cabaret dancer pool, Bro!

But... but... then he's going to miss out on that 1 girl that's just trying to put herself through college and just recently lost her dad to some disease that made him walk with a cane.

[micaelagb]

Today is my birthday. Since I am evidently too old for ice cream cakes, musical chairs and pinatas, I am working for a few hours then hitting the beach. Then dinner with some friends this evening.

I find myself wondering how lucky I am to be here, alive, healthy, loved and cared about by a few people on this planet right now. What else do I really need? Nothing. Health, love, life, I have everything.

Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday!

Leo. Shoulda known.

I think this is as good as it gets for birthdays when you're over 21 or so. Work, home, maybe dinner & drinks. Maybe better for birthdays that end with a "0" (hopefully better, that is). And you can have ice cream cake again when you have kids to share it with. I :ht: Cold Stone cakes.

[Guerilla poster]

You at least need to get a BJ in the parking lot to celebrate, stop by Applebees

[Bamafan]

Leo. Shoulda known.


I'm pretty sure it's Virgo. Yep. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrological_signs#The_twelve_signs)

[Actuarial Groupie]

Virgo the virgin. Yep, that's Matt

[Patrick Bauer]

Best wishes on your very special day.

[Ginormous76]

One of these days, you will be in a convenience store when a black man tries to redeem a winning ticket. The Asian owners will refuse to cash the ticket and the black man will pull a gun. You'll step in and pay the man's ticket, since you don't want anyone to get hurt and you have the money. You'll then walk outside with him and let him know if he needs any help to just ask. He will look at you and tell you, "Matt, you think you have everything figured out, don't you?" He then tells you something about having a surprise for you and walks off. You'll then remember you never told him your name.

The next day you will wake up next to your wife, in a completely alternate universe. You have two children and work a crappy job, and at first you hate it. Over the next several months you come accustomed to your new lifestyle and embrace it. Then the black man will return and say it was just a glimpse.

The next day you will wake up in your real life. You'll be rich, powerful, and lonely. You'll drop everything to seek out a love, and end your life of solidarity.

Or something like that.

Was that the plot to The Family Man starring Nicholas Cage?

[Ginormous76]

Funny...

...we had some friends over yesterday and a lot of wine was consumed....I woke up at 4 AM mostly naked in bed with a condom wrapper in my hand. No recollection of how I got there. I looked over, saw my sleeping husband, and was incredibly thankful that I'm married and knew the guy I was waking up to.
Are you sure the person you had sex with was your husband though?
I wish I remembered the sex, though. Oh well.

I'm noticing a pattern. This happens a lot, doesn't it?

[micaelagb]

I'm pretty sure it's Virgo. Yep. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrological_signs#The_twelve_signs)
Dude...a day off. I always forget the cutoff of those.
Perhaps this is why: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidereal_astrology

I knew I was looking at that recently w/ different dates...

[Joe Blow]

Happy Birthday. :toth:

[campbell]

Oh, due to the precession of the equinoxes, it's all screwed up anyway. [that's if it weren't all BS [yeah, I'm a Taurus, what of it?]]

Anyway, back OT:

:party:

Happy Birthday, MtS!

And to quote a state motto: dum spiro spero.

And to quote a different state motto: hey, ya never know

[Ginormous76]

To quote another state motto: There's no business like snow business.

Wait, why are we quoting state mottos?

Anyways, Happy 33rd MtS.

Also, I'm a Taurus, and I like to be stubborn.

[Guest]

Are you sure the person you had sex with was your husband though?
Well, he confirmed it this morning.

I'm noticing a pattern. This happens a lot, doesn't it?
Well, twice in the last few months....which I agree seems like a bad trend.

I can't say I felt very proud of myself.

[Guest]

Oh yeah, Happy Birthday Matt!

How far is Miami from where you are? I might be there in October. Unless I can convince my boss it'd be better if he went. Anyway, wanna meet for a beer?

[campbell]

To quote another state motto: There's no business like snow business.

Wait, why are we quoting state mottos?

Anyways, Happy 33rd MtS.

Also, I'm a Taurus, and I like to be stubborn.

Just telling MtS to keep hope alive on the true love front.

[Mr. Grim]

Anyway, wanna meet for a beer?

Uma uma uma, with your recent history with alcohol and Matt's sluttiness, is this really a good idea :)......would make for some interesting threads perhaps....

[douglan]

34 now, eh? you're getting old, MTS ;) :party:

[Ginormous76]

34 now, eh? you're getting old, MTS ;) :party:

I thought he turned 33 today.

[FormLetter]

MTS ANSWER THE AGE QUESTION

[DudeMan]

then you find your true love and dream about those days of getting Bj's from tarts in the parking lot. The grass is always mowed on the other side of the fence.

I know, right!! Who put up that damn fence anyway? Life would be so much better if I can be on both sides at the same time.

[douglan]

I know, right!! Who put up that dance fence anyway? Life would be so much better if I can be on both sides at the same time.

aka the "Steve Mcnair" option?

[abwoc]

Leo. Shoulda known.

I'm pretty sure it's Virgo. Yep. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrological_signs#The_twelve_signs)

AHAHAHAHa

[MAX.]

Uma uma uma, with your recent history with alcohol and Matt's sluttiness, is this really a good idea :)......would make for some interesting threads perhaps....

Please delete this post. I want this deal to happen!!

[Mr. Grim]

Please delete this post. I want this deal to happen!!

Uma will do what Uma wants to do, I don't think my warnings will stop any deal.

[The Drunken Actuary]

But... but... then he's going to miss out on that 1 girl that's just trying to put herself through college and just recently lost her dad to some disease that made him walk with a cane.

OMG :rofl: :rofl:

[Swan]

Happy birthday dude!

[ShebaPoe]

34.

uma, not too far. let me know.

Thanks all. :)

[campbell]

34.


Whippersnapper!

:heynow:

[vividox]

Was that the plot to The Family Man starring Nicholas Cage?

Ding ding ding.

[carrot]

Also, I'm a Taurus, and I like to be stubborn.
My grandpa had a Taurus. He had trouble starting it sometimes.

[Triweasel]

:toast:happy day mts :toast:

[The Drunken Actuary]

:beer:

[Redhead]

I think what redhead is trying to say is - the more time you spend getting BJs from tarts in the parking lot of cheesy clubs, the less time you're spending looking for a quality woman.

If BJs from tarts is what you're looking for, you're doing just fine.

:iatp: :clap:

[That Goblin]

I think what redhead is trying to say is - the more time you spend getting BJs from tarts in the parking lot of cheesy clubs, the less time you're spending looking for a quality woman.

If BJs from tarts is what you're looking for, you're doing just fine.
You obviously didn’t read his post closely enough. She is not a tart! She doesn’t usually do things like that!!!

[Violinn Beaudorf]

You obviously didn’t read his post closely enough. She is not a tart! She doesn’t usually do things like that!!!

Yeah, she only does it on weekends

[Irish Blues]

Yeah, she only does it on weekends
And only after she gets off work at Applebee's.

Happy 34th, Matt!

[Mr. Big]

I think this is as good as it gets for birthdays when you're over 21 or so. Work,...

I'm sad for you. That is all.

Oh, and happy birthday, Matt.

[ElDucky]

I think MtS should adopt the nickname Mr. Plow.

[ClubberLang]

My grandpa had a Taurus. He had trouble starting it sometimes.

Your grandpa is Sean Archer?

[Inconceivable]

OK, so whose birthday is it today?

[DudeMan]

OK, so whose birthday is it today?

BSB's birthday is today.

[Inconceivable]

BSB's birthday is today.

Big Shot Bob?

[Ginormous76]

34.


So, the acceptable age moves up to 24, eh? (34/2 + 7)

[DudeMan]

Big Shot Bob?

ya Big SHot Bob. Did he ever make the HOF btw?

[Inconceivable]

ya Big SHot Bob. Did he ever make the HOF btw?

Only matter of time. GOAT! :wink:

[campbell]

So, the acceptable age moves up to 24, eh? (34/2 + 7)

I'm glad my husband didn't know that rule when we met.

[FormLetter]

So, the acceptable age moves up to 24, eh? (34/2 + 7)

I think that equation is flawed.

Shouldn't the acceptable age be: {18, ..., 40} or something similar?

[Ginormous76]

I think that equation is flawed.

Shouldn't the acceptable age be: {18, ..., 40} or something similar?

24 is the minimum age. I don't remember where I heard this rule. Maybe it's in the Bro Code.

[Ginormous76]

I'm glad my husband didn't know that rule when we met.

Is your husband super old? Is that why you have so many degrees? Are you actually a gold digger, Campbell, lol. Just playing.

[campbell]

Is your husband super old? Is that why you have so many degrees? Are you actually a gold digger, Campbell, lol. Just playing.

Heh. The gap is only about 12 years, which isn't that much, I think. But it's fun needling him about how when he graduated high school, I was leaving kindergarten. [Also, he's closer in age to my mother than to me]

[The Spocker]

Happy birthday!

Leo. Shoulda known.

I think this is as good as it gets for birthdays when you're over 21 or so. Work, home, maybe dinner & drinks. Maybe better for birthdays that end with a "0" (hopefully better, that is). And you can have ice cream cake again when you have kids to share it with. I :ht: Cold Stone cakes.

I personally have huge celebrations every year. It pry alsohelps one of my best friends is the day before mine. But we usually make a weekend of it with 20-25 people. Next year we are planning to go to Vegas for the party

[douglan]

But it's fun needling him about how when he graduated high school, I was leaving kindergarten.

this is mean. :shake:

[campbell]

Never said I was a nice person.

[MAX.]

So, the acceptable age moves up to 24, eh? (34/2 + 7)

I think this equation is for relationships, not BJs from tarts.

[Ginormous76]

I think this equation is for relationships, not BJs from tarts.

I'm pretty sure it's for hookups.

[ShebaPoe]

I'm pretty sure it's for hookups.

Only thing I need for hookups is confirmation she's 18. If I'm not sure I send her into the store to buy cigs. Just kidding. Or am I?

For dating, the (age/2) + 7 rule is a guideline, but I went out with a 24 year old a few times last month. She was too young. Some 24 year olds are more with it, but other than an athletic body, she didn't offer too much.

At my birthday dinner last night, the hostess learned I wasn't gay. That was nice; I've casually known her for a few years because she has worked at several restaurants I enjoy.

Apparently too many dinners with business partners at fancy restuarants had given her the wrong idea. So that was good.

[FormLetter]

So she thought you were a gay slut?

[DudeMan]

At my birthday dinner last night, the hostess learned I wasn't gay.

you give it to her good?

[Guest]

For dating, the (age/2) + 7 rule is a guideline, but I went out with a 24 year old a few times last month. She was too young. Some 24 year olds are more with it, but other than an athletic body, she didn't offer too much. Just curious (and bored) - what else are you looking for?

[FormLetter]

Well first of all she must be a prolific and well-respected, though often contested as to her veracity, poster on another board for a very specific profession. A profession that takes very, very very hard exams.

[ElDucky]

She needs to have good smelling hair, as this indicates she has products at home.

[douglan]

MTS is like Benedick from Much Ado:

"One woman is fair, yet I am well; another is wise, yet I am well; another virtuous, yet I am well; but till all graces be in one woman, one woman shall not come in my grace. Rich she shall be, that's certain; wise, or I'll none; virtuous, or I'll never cheapen her; fair, or I'll never look on her; mild, or come not near me; noble, or not I for an angel; of good discourse, an excellent musician, and her hair shall be of what colour it please God."

[DudeMan]

Well first of all she must be a prolific and well-respected, though often contested as to her veracity, poster on another board for a very specific profession. A profession that takes very, very very hard exams.

:iatp:

Are you referring to Lucy or Maine-iac btw?

[That Goblin]

For dating, the (age/2) + 7 rule is a guideline, but I went out with a 24 year old a few times last month. She was too young. Some 24 year olds are more with it, but other than an athletic body, she didn't offer too much.

So, in other words, she had nothing to offer? I mean, whats the big deal about her having an athletic body anyway? Did that make her better at sex? Is there any reason why a girl with a little pudge can’t be awesome at sex? Or, y’know, be able to have “something to offer.”

God, you’re sad, sad man.

[Loner]

Just curious (and bored) - what else are you looking for?

I"m guessing he wants that impossible mix of supremely ambitious, independent, and accomplished, yet generally deferential to him(and him alone). ;)

[ShebaPoe]

I mean, whats the big deal about her having an athletic body anyway? Did that make her better at sex?

Yes. It often does, since for guys, much of sex is visual and an attractive body is often quite exciting.

Is there any reason why a girl with a little pudge can’t be awesome at sex? Or, y’know, be able to have “something to offer.”

As noted earlier, I have "encountered" lots of slightly overweight women. Their abilities vary wildly.


God, you’re sad, sad man.

Uncompromising is the term I prefer.

Just curious (and bored) - what else are you looking for?

Intelligence
Confidence and love of herself
Sense of adventure
Kindheartedness

Of these 4, kindheartedness is the most important. Integrity problems are showstoppers and professional accomplishment or aspiration is unimportant. Indeed, I often find office worker women unpleasant as they usually lack the middle 2.



you give it to her good?

No. We had a nice little chat and the door is open; time will tell. She is very attractive; her face is a 10 (one of my older married friends said she looks like his idea of an angel) and her body is around an 8. I am reluctant to get into bed with women who work where I eat, though.

[Guest]

Intelligence
Confidence and love of herself
Sense of adventure
KindheartednessYou need intelligence in a partner...you'll get bored quickly otherwise and the relationship will be unequal. You'll lose respect for her and she'll resent you and your attempts to manipulate her.

I know this from experience.

Regarding #2 - you're probably not going to find this in many 20-somethings. Maybe late 20s. Most women I know - myself included - did not truly love themselves until they were about 30. JMO, I guess.

All in all, I think that's a reasonable list of very valuable qualities. good luck!

[Listeria]

Intelligence
Confidence and love of herself
Sense of adventure
Kindheartedness

Of these 4, kindheartedness is the most important. Integrity problems are showstoppers and professional accomplishment or aspiration is unimportant. Indeed, I often find office worker women unpleasant as they usually lack the middle 2.

I'm sorry, Smoove, I'm just not into you that way.

[Guest]

Well first of all she must be a prolific and well-respected, though often contested as to her veracity, poster on another board for a very specific profession. A profession that takes very, very very hard exams.

:squintyeyes:

[Redhead]

You need intelligence in a partner...you'll get bored quickly otherwise and the relationship will be unequal. You'll lose respect for her and she'll resent you and your attempts to manipulate her.

I know this from experience.

Regarding #2 - you're probably not going to find this in many 20-somethings. Maybe late 20s. Most women I know - myself included - did not truly love themselves until they were about 30. JMO, I guess.

All in all, I think that's a reasonable list of very valuable qualities. good luck!

I totally agree. Gotta say, a girl who goes around giving BJs in parking lots probably has very little love for herself Confidence, sure, maybe, but not the right kind.

[Cheezy]

So, the acceptable age moves up to 18, eh? min((age/2 + 7), 18)

IFYP

[FormLetter]

:squintyeyes:

What?

[DudeMan]

Only thing I need for hookups is confirmation she's 18. If I'm not sure I send her into the store to buy cigs. Just kidding. Or am I?

you smoke? ahh gross you low-class dirtball. i would send her in to rent pr0n to find out if she's 18.

[Inconceivable]

you smoke? ahh gross you low-class dirtball. i would send her in to rent pr0n to find out if she's 18.

You're both idiots. I'd take her to international waters and have my way with her.

[DudeMan]

You're both idiots. I'd take her to international waters and have my way with her.

must be nice to be high class. you assume I have a boat you schmuck

[Listeria]

This one knows what she wants!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeaVXK2GAyc


looks about 19.

[Loner]

You're both idiots. I'd take her to international waters and have my way with her.

I think crossing borders with a minor for the purpose of evading age of consent rules is a separate offense. If you meet the minor in a state with a lower age of consent it's legal. I think.

[Mojo Dojo]

No. We had a nice little chat and the door is open; time will tell. She is very attractive; her face is a 10 (one of my older married friends said she looks like his idea of an angel) and her body is around an 8. I am reluctant to get into bed with women who work where I eat, though.

Is that supposed to be in red font?

[That Goblin]

What’s “a little overweight?”

Lets say she’s 5’6”, a nice C cup. What are some ranges for skinny, hot, little overweight, overweight, cow, etc?

[vividox]

What’s “a little overweight?”

Lets say she’s 5’6”, a nice C cup. What are some ranges for skinny, hot, little overweight, overweight, cow, etc?
Skinny - Up to 110
Hot - 110-140
Little Overweight - 140-160
Overweight - 160-190
Cow - 190+

Of course, these numbers really depend on the shape of the girl, too. If she's got a small frame she's going to look at lot bigger as a 5'6" 140lb than a girl with a large frame at 5'6" 140lb.

[Gary Wright]

So, given that Uma outed herself in this thread, who is going to be less lazy than me and make some alts

Uma Tart

Uma Tartuna

Uma Car Tartuna

Uma "Who was that sex with?" Karuna

[Gentle Giant]

This one knows what she wants!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeaVXK2GAyc


looks about 19.
The title indicates about 32. months

[ShebaPoe]

you smoke? ahh gross you low-class dirtball. i would send her in to rent pr0n to find out if she's 18.

F**k no I don't smoke. It's a good age test though, sending a girl to buy cigs.

I'm guessing you have never actually sent a girl to rent pr0n. Am I right? Renting pr0n is a huge fiasco.

[Alma]

Skinny - Up to 110
Hot - 110-140
Little Overweight - 140-160
Overweight - 160-190
Cow - 190+

Of course, these numbers really depend on the shape of the girl, too. If she's got a small frame she's going to look at lot bigger as a 5'6" 140lb than a girl with a large frame at 5'6" 140lb.

didn't read this whole thread, but little overweight doesn't happen until 154 according to bmi. i don't want to hear this crap about women's weight anymore on the ao. :swear:

quit pretending like you have a clue what women should weigh. :swear: :swear:

[Kenshiro]

didn't read this whole thread, but little overweight doesn't happen until 154 according to bmi. i don't want to hear this crap about women's weight anymore on the ao. :swear:

quit pretending like you have a clue what women should weigh. :swear: :swear:

What range is a cow according to bmi?

[Alma]

What range is a cow according to bmi?
cow is an unacceptable term! :swear:

[ElDucky]

No one knows better what women should weigh than men. 153 at 5'6" is potentially very chunky, unless she's got a lot of leg muscle.

[The Spocker]

Skinny - Up to 110
Hot - 110-140
Little Overweight - 140-160
Overweight - 160-190
Cow - 190+

Of course, these numbers really depend on the shape of the girl, too. If she's got a small frame she's going to look at lot bigger as a 5'6" 140lb than a girl with a large frame at 5'6" 140lb.

I'd drop hot to 130 and slide everything back by the 10 lbs

[ElDucky]

Also, 5'6"? The minimum requirement to ride this ride is 5'8". 5'10" and 140 is about right.

[Alma]

No one knows better what women should weigh than men. 153 at 5'6" is potentially very chunky, unless she's got a lot of leg muscle.

no they don't and no it's not. :swear:

what if the woman is a lesbian and couldn't care less what stupid men think?

[Alma]

I'd drop hot to 130 and slide everything back by the 10 lbs

5'6" and 100 pounds is deathly underweight.

[Alma]

I'd drop hot to 130 and slide everything back by the 10 lbs

doesn't your gf weigh more than that? i guess you don't find her hot huh?

[Alma]

doesn't your gf weigh more than that? i guess you don't find her hot huh?
so, you're marrying a fat chick huh spocker?

[ElDucky]

Sweet, a thread hijack to determine how fat 150 pounds is.

[Kenshiro]

no they don't and no it's not. :swear:

what if the woman is a lesbian and couldn't care less what stupid men think?

Interesting. Do lesbians like fat girls more than guys do? What would your ideal weight range be for a girl?

[ElDucky]

Maybe fat girls decide they are lesbians because they can't get a man.

[Alma]

Interesting. Do lesbians like fat girls more than guys do? What would your ideal weight range be for a girl?

I have no idea what lesbians like. I know that the range of fat in here is wrong.

Ideal for a girl varies based on the girl. BMI charts are pretty accurate.

BMI Categories:

Underweight = <18.5
Normal weight = 18.5-24.9
Overweight = 25-29.9
Obesity = BMI of 30 or greater

For someone who is 5'6" that equates to:

Underweight = < 114.5
Normal = 114.5-154
Overweight = 155-185
Obese = over 185

[Alma]

Maybe fat girls decide they are lesbians because they can't get a man.

that's stupid.

[The Spocker]

5'6" and 100 pounds is deathly underweight.

I never said that. I said drop hot to 110-130.

[ElDucky]

115 pound girl with 38 pounds of chub added is a chubby girl.

[The Spocker]

doesn't your gf weigh more than that? i guess you don't find her hot huh?

she's right on the border, but she's taller ;)

[Alma]

I never said that. I said drop hot to 110-130.

you said slide everything back 10 pounds. that means low end of hot is 100 pounds which is death.

[Alma]

she's right on the border, but she's taller ;)

:shake2:

[The Spocker]

you said slide everything back 10 pounds. that means low end of hot is 100 pounds which is death.

:roll: don't blame us for this convo. gobbler asked for our opinion. I'm not sure why he did, especially since he has said in the past that he like chunky women.

[campbell]

What I find amusing is when men who are rockin' the beer gut are discussing the weight ranges that are acceptable for a woman.

I have no idea if any of you guys are overweight, but this is silly. I think most men can't accurately estimate a woman's weight without a lot of experience.

But you don't need to know her weight to say if she's overweight/fat/obese - just look at her. Shee.

[Actuarialsuck]

didn't read this whole thread, but little overweight doesn't happen until 154 according to bmi. i don't want to hear this crap about women's weight anymore on the ao. :swear:

quit pretending like you have a clue what women should weigh. :swear: :swear:

Why are you so overly concerned what people on AO like / consider to be "hot". You disagree, great but why shove your opinion down their throats.

[Alma]

Why are you so overly concerned what people on AO like / consider to be "hot". You disagree, great but why shove your opinion down their throats.

I'm sick of what is considered acceptable on this forum.

[The Spocker]

What I find amusing is when men who are rockin' the beer gut are discussing the weight ranges that are acceptable for a woman.
mine is not a gut, it's a mini-keg.

[campbell]

mine is not a gut, it's a mini-keg.

So.... does it have a tap?

Wait a sec, that doesn't make much sense.

[The Spocker]

So.... does it have a tap?

Wait a sec, that doesn't make much sense.

you can pump it and find out

[Actuarialsuck]

I'm sick of what is considered acceptable on this forum.

So don't read these threads? I'm not sure why your opinion is more valid than theirs? It's not like what is said on AO is passed into law. You are free to state your opinion as well obviously however you seem to get overly agitated regarding what a bunch of actuaries think. Campbell shares your opinion but she stated in a much more calm manner.

[Alma]

So don't read these threads? I'm not sure why your opinion is more valid than theirs? It's not like what is said on AO is passed into law. You are free to state your opinion as well obviously however you seem to get overly agitated regarding what a bunch of actuaries think. Campbell shares your opinion but she stated in a much more calm manner.

ummm, no i'm not free to do that. i've stated my opinions about things in the past and got banned for it. i lost several id's because of it. have 2 id's that are banned for the next 2 years because of it. so, ummm, no i cannot.

[campbell]

you can pump it and find out

Yeah, I deserved that for the weak joke.

I was going to go for a "can I tap that?" joke, but that doesn't exactly make sense, either.

Anyway, rock on, dude. I'll keep rockin my wine gut over here.

[Actuarialsuck]

ummm, no i'm not free to do that. i've stated my opinions about things in the past and got banned for it. i lost several id's because of it. have 2 id's that are banned for the next 2 years because of it. so, ummm, no i cannot.

Your avatar is not reflective of your posts it seems, not that I want you to switch it to your old one.

[Alma]

Your avatar is not reflective of your posts it seems, not that I want you to switch it to your old one.

i'm not allowed to switch to my old one.

[ShakeNBakes]

BMI charts are pretty accurate.
IFYP

[Alma]

my point stands w/o the red. tyvm.

[ElDucky]

You are not banned for having opinions, you are banned for how you express those opinions, getting mad at everyone, and pissing off mods.

[Alma]

You are not banned for what you say, you are banned for how you say it and pissing off mods.

are you a mod? if not, then don't pretend to know why i'm banned.

[campbell]

BMI is BS

It's a measure that was intended for another purpose, and now it's been shoehorned for a use it has no business being used as.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_mass_index#Limitations_and_shortcomings

[ShakeNBakes]

my point stands w/o the red. tyvm.
your wrong

[Actuarialsuck]

are you a mod? if not, then don't pretend to know why i'm banned.

i.e. there's more, much, much more? :)

[Alma]

i.e. there's more, much, much more? :)
huh?

[Alma]

BMI is BS

It's a measure that was intended for another purpose, and now it's been shoehorned for a use it has no business being used as.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_mass_index#Limitations_and_shortcomings

if bmi is bs, then so are a bunch of actuaries guys who have no clue as to what women weigh spouting off ranges. bmi at least has some logic to it. actuary guys just pull numbers out of thin air.

[Actuarialsuck]

if bmi is bs, then so are a bunch of actuaries guys who have no clue as to what women weigh spouting off ranges.

Right so if you feel that way, I am not sure why it still matters to you? Everyone so far that has stated their opinion, just said it. They did not try to beat it into people's heads. You seem to take personal offense, once again, to whatever peopl write that does not agree with you. What if there are some guys that like heavier set women? Would you jump on them?

[campbell]

if bmi is bs, then so are a bunch of actuaries guys who have no clue as to what women weigh spouting off ranges.

Yes, I already mentioned that.

[Triweasel]

if bmi is bs, then so are a bunch of actuaries guys who have no clue as to what women weigh spouting off ranges.

wheee everybody wins!:clap:

[Alma]

Yes, I already mentioned that.

oh, sorry i guess i missed it.

[ElDucky]

if bmi is bs, then so are a bunch of actuaries guys who have no clue as to what women weigh spouting off ranges.

ASOP 27

[That Goblin]

didn't read this whole thread, but little overweight doesn't happen until 154 according to bmi. i don't want to hear this crap about women's weight anymore on the ao. :swear:

quit pretending like you have a clue what women should weigh. :swear: :swear:

BMI deals with what is a healthy weight. We’re talking about what is an attractive weight. Two different concepts. :tup:

[That Goblin]

cow is an unacceptable term! :swear:
Wow, you seem to be really moooooved by this thread.

[Alma]

BMI deals with what is a healthy weight. We’re talking about what is an attractive weight. Two different concepts. :tup:

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrr :evil2:

[That Goblin]

no they don't and no it's not. :swear:

what if the woman is a lesbian and couldn't care less what stupid men think?

I have noticed that lesbians tend to more likely be a/date a cow than a normal woman.

[Actuarialsuck]

I have noticed that lesbians tend to more likely be a/date a cow than a normal woman.

Someone needs to have the beer gut in the relationship!

[That Goblin]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrr :evil2:
American men find skinny women more attractive than chunky women… are you disputing this fact?

[DudeMan]

I'm guessing you have never actually sent a girl to rent pr0n. Am I right? Renting pr0n is a huge fiasco.

nah was just messing around. i would never let a chick i didn't know pick out the pr0n

[That Goblin]

What I find amusing is when men who are rockin' the beer gut are discussing the weight ranges that are acceptable for a woman.

I have no idea if any of you guys are overweight, but this is silly. I think most men can't accurately estimate a woman's weight without a lot of experience.

But you don't need to know her weight to say if she's overweight/fat/obese - just look at her. Shee.
For the record, I’m 6’1” and 11 stone, 12 lbs.

[Alma]

American men find skinny women more attractive than chunky women… are you disputing this fact?
no. i'm disputing that any man knows what weight range equates to hot in a female. do they put all hot chicks on a scale and keep statistics? how do they know? women don't tend to reveal their weight and if they do, they probably understate it.

[Actuarialsuck]

no. i'm disputing that any man knows what weight range equates to hot in a female. do they put all hot chicks on a scale and keep statistics? how do they know? women don't tend to reveal their weight and if they do, they probably understate it.

Yes.

[That Goblin]

So.... does it have a tap?

Wait a sec, that doesn't make much sense.
Nevermind.

[That Goblin]

no. i'm disputing that any man knows what weight range equates to hot in a female. do they put all hot chicks on a scale and keep statistics? how do they know? women don't tend to reveal their weight and if they do, they probably understate it.
Estimating weight by sight isn’t exactly rocket science.

[Alma]

Estimating weight by sight isn’t exactly rocket science.

how do you know? have you done it successfully? i have no clue what people weigh just by looking at them.

[That Goblin]

Ok. For Alma’s sake, let me ask a different question. Same categories. But where does a woman fall, based on how many centimeters of fat you can pinch off from her upper right arm?

[That Goblin]

how do you know? have you done it successfully? i have no clue what people weigh just by looking at them.
Personally, no. But, as Spocker pointed out, I like chubby chicks.

I just can’t imagine it being difficult. I can usually guess within an inch how tall someone is.

[Alma]

Personally, no. But, as Spocker pointed out, I like chubby chicks.

I just can’t imagine it being difficult. I can usually guess within an inch how tall someone is.

height is much easier to guess than weight.

[Alma]

Personally, no. But, as Spocker pointed out, I like chubby chicks.

I just can’t imagine it being difficult. I can usually guess within an inch how tall someone is.
what does liking chubby chicks have to do with being able to estimate weight?

[That Goblin]

height is much easier to guess than weight.
I don’t dispute that. I’m just saying I don’t think guessing weight is that hard. Especially if you’ve seen her nekkid.

[That Goblin]

what does liking chubby chicks have to do with being able to estimate weight?
I don’t bother trying to guess weight because a) it’s a good way to get into an argument with a woman that you can’t win and b) I don’t particularly care if a woman is skinny or chubby.

[Alma]

I don’t bother trying to guess weight because a) it’s a good way to get into an argument with a woman that you can’t win and b) I don’t particularly care if a woman is skinny or chubby.

yeah, i'd think that most guys are the same way and therefore those who claim to know what women weigh are wrong. it's rude to start guessing a womans weight.

[Alma]

b) is not applicable. if a guy thinks that a woman is hot, is her saying that she's 15 pounds more than his estimate going to change her into fat in his eyes?

[That Goblin]

Anyway, your argument is backwards and invalid. But what people are doing here is (A) extrapolating what a woman looks like from a weight. You’re saying (B) extrapolating a woman’s weight from what she looks like is hard.

A <> B

A is certainly a lot easier than B.

[That Goblin]

I agree with you that there are a lot more guys out there who don’t mind dating chubby chicks. However, even those guys are attracted to women with hot bodies.

[That Goblin]

Women cannot be trusted. I wouldn’t not believe a woman if she told me her weight unless I could independently verify it from an impartial third party.

[Alma]

I agree with you that there are a lot more guys out there who don’t mind dating chubby chicks. However, even those guys are attracted to women with hot bodies.
define a hot body for those guys who "don't mind dating chubby chicks"

[Alma]

Women cannot be trusted. I wouldn’t not believe a woman if she told me her weight unless I could independently verify it from an impartial third party.
you mean this thing called a scale?

[That Goblin]

define a hot body for those guys who "don't mind dating chubby chicks"

Thin, but with curves where there should be curves.

[Alma]

Anyway, your argument is backwards and invalid. But what people are doing here is (A) extrapolating what a woman looks like from a weight. You’re saying (B) extrapolating a woman’s weight from what she looks like is hard.

A <> B

A is certainly a lot easier than B.
i don't see a difference.

[That Goblin]

you mean this thing called a scale?
Bathroom scales are wicked easy to manipulate.

[Alma]

Thin, but with curves where there should be curves.

so, you prefer skinny chicks but aren't good enough to attract one, so you go for fat chicks?

[That Goblin]

i don't see a difference.
And that is why you're wrong.

[Alma]

Bathroom scales are wicked easy to manipulate.

why in the world would someone want to do that?

[That Goblin]

so, you prefer skinny chicks but aren't good enough to attract one, so you go for fat chicks?
Jesus Fk, Alma. Whats a matter with you?!

[That Goblin]

why in the world would someone want to do that?
Because she’s a woman and she’s got serious mind fk issues about weight.

[Alma]

Jesus Fk, Alma. Whats a matter with you?!

that's what i got from your posts in here.

[Alma]

Because she’s a woman and she’s got serious mind fk issues about weight.

so, she wants to prove her weight to a guy by stepping on a scale, but wants to lie about it? who is this woman? i don't believe she exists.

[That Goblin]

so, she wants to prove her weight to a guy by stepping on a scale, but wants to lie about it? who is this woman? i don't believe she exists.
Oh please. You don’t believe that women don’t lie about their weight all the time, ESPECIALLY to their boyfriends?

[That Goblin]

You saw that show about that woman who ate a small plate of rice every day, and that was it, right? You at least hear Spocker talking about it.

Well, faking your weight on a scale is A LOT less crazy than that.

[That Goblin]

that's what i got from your posts in here.
That was just a low blow and am going to ignore it.

[Alma]

Oh please. You don’t believe that women don’t lie about their weight all the time, ESPECIALLY to their boyfriends?
if this is true and all women are lying, that just proves my point that guys should have no idea what women weigh.

[Alma]

You saw that show about that woman who ate a small plate of rice every day, and that was it, right? You at least hear Spocker talking about it.

Well, faking your weight on a scale is A LOT less crazy than that.

i am not familiar with the show or spocker talking about it.

[Alma]

That was just a low blow and am going to ignore it.

yeah, sorry. i apologize.

[ElDucky]

If only there was a website that displayed women by height and weight...

[That Goblin]

if this is true and all women are lying, that just proves my point that guys should have no idea what women weigh.

Which would be true if that was THE ONLY SOURCE OF INFORMATION ABOUT THE WEIGHT OF A WOMAN AVAILABLE TO A MAN.

[That Goblin]

For the record, I’ve scored with skinny women before.

[ElDucky]

For the record

Adriana Lima (http://adrianalimafan.net/): Victoria's Secret Model
Height 5'10" - Weight 112 pounds
Height 1.77m - Weight 50.91 kg
Jessica Biel (http://www.jessica-biel.at/): Actress (started on "7th Heaven")
Height 5'8" - Weight 108 pounds
Height 1.72m - Weight 49.09 kg
Kate Beckinsale (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000295/): Actress (movie "Underworld")
Height 5'8" - Weight 115 pounds
Height 1.72m - Weight 52.27 kg
Gabrielle Union (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005517/): Actress (movie "Bring it On")
Height 5'8" - Weight 110 pounds
Height 1.72m - Weight 50.00 kg
Jessica Alba (http://www.jessicaalbafanatics.com/): Actress (movie "Into The Blue")
Height 5'7" - Weight 127 pounds
Height 1.70m - Weight 57.73 kg
Megan Fox (http://www.meganfoxy.com/): Actress (movie "Transformers")
Height 5'6" - Weight 114 pounds
Height 1.67m - Weight 51.82 kg
Roselyn Sanchez (http://www.roselynsanchez.us/): Actress (TV show "Without a Trace")
Height 5'7" - Weight 130 pounds
Height 1.70m - Weight 59.09 kg
Eva Longoria (http://www.eva-longoria-sexy-pictures.com/): Actress (TV show "Desperate Housewives")
Height 5'2" - Weight 105 pounds
Height 1.57m - Weight 47.73 kg
Salma Hayek (http://www.thesalmahayek.com/): Actress (movie "Desperado")
Height 5'2" - Weight 115 pounds
Height 1.57m - Weight 52.27 kg
Kelly Hu (http://www.kellyhu.net/): Actress (movie "Scorpion King")
Height 5'5" - Weight 122 pounds
Height 1.65m - Weight 55.45 kg

[The Spocker]

Yeah, I deserved that for the weak joke.

I was going to go for a "can I tap that?" joke, but that doesn't exactly make sense, either.

Anyway, rock on, dude. I'll keep rockin my wine gut over here.

:lol: :h5:

[The Spocker]

how do you know? have you done it successfully? i have no clue what people weigh just by looking at them.

I used to have one of those jobs at the carnivals where you pay $5 and you have to guess the person's weight within 5 lb's. I was like 90% accurate.

[3LittlePiggies]

Ideal for a girl varies based on the girl. BMI charts are pretty accurate.

BMI Categories:

Underweight = <18.5
Normal weight = 18.5-24.9
Overweight = 25-29.9
Obesity = BMI of 30 or greater

For someone who is 5'6" that equates to:

Underweight = < 114.5
Normal = 114.5-154
Overweight = 155-185
Obese = over 185

But that's the same for a 5'6'' man? Something is definitely wrong with BMI. I'd say the high end of normal is a bit too high for most women and the low end of normal is MUCH too low for men.

[campbell]

:lol: :h5:

Wooooooooo!

I wish my husband would start brewing again. It's been two years since he's brewed any stout, and thus the wine gut. If he provided me with beer like a proper husband, I'd have a proper beer gut.

[we don't mess with bottles. We've got two five-liter aluminum kegs. And yes, we do tap that.]

[Alma]

I used to have one of those jobs at the carnivals where you pay $5 and you have to guess the person's weight within 5 lb's. I was like 90% accurate.

i don't believe you.

[The Spocker]

Wooooooooo!

I wish my husband would start brewing again. It's been two years since he's brewed any stout, and thus the wine gut. If he provided me with beer like a proper husband, I'd have a proper beer gut.

[we don't mess with bottles. We've got two five-liter aluminum kegs. And yes, we do tap that.]

I was actually being a troll earlier :( I can't gain weight no matter how much junk I eat and booze I drink.

Although I'm mostly a hard liquor guy. The one exception is boddington's. I absolutely love that beer.

[That Goblin]

i don't believe you.
Really?

[3LittlePiggies]

For the record

Adriana Lima (http://adrianalimafan.net/): Victoria's Secret Model
Height 5'10" - Weight 112 pounds
Height 1.77m - Weight 50.91 kg
Jessica Biel (http://www.jessica-biel.at/): Actress (started on "7th Heaven")
Height 5'8" - Weight 108 pounds
Height 1.72m - Weight 49.09 kg
Kate Beckinsale (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000295/): Actress (movie "Underworld")
Height 5'8" - Weight 115 pounds
Height 1.72m - Weight 52.27 kg
Gabrielle Union (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005517/): Actress (movie "Bring it On")
Height 5'8" - Weight 110 pounds
Height 1.72m - Weight 50.00 kg
Jessica Alba (http://www.jessicaalbafanatics.com/): Actress (movie "Into The Blue")
Height 5'7" - Weight 127 pounds
Height 1.70m - Weight 57.73 kg
Megan Fox (http://www.meganfoxy.com/): Actress (movie "Transformers")
Height 5'6" - Weight 114 pounds
Height 1.67m - Weight 51.82 kg
Roselyn Sanchez (http://www.roselynsanchez.us/): Actress (TV show "Without a Trace")
Height 5'7" - Weight 130 pounds
Height 1.70m - Weight 59.09 kg
Eva Longoria (http://www.eva-longoria-sexy-pictures.com/): Actress (TV show "Desperate Housewives")
Height 5'2" - Weight 105 pounds
Height 1.57m - Weight 47.73 kg
Salma Hayek (http://www.thesalmahayek.com/): Actress (movie "Desperado")
Height 5'2" - Weight 115 pounds
Height 1.57m - Weight 52.27 kg
Kelly Hu (http://www.kellyhu.net/): Actress (movie "Scorpion King")
Height 5'5" - Weight 122 pounds
Height 1.65m - Weight 55.45 kg

I call BS on Lima, Biel, Beckinsale, Fox, especially Jessical Biel. She's probably closer to 150.

[DudeMan]

I used to have one of those jobs at the carnivals where you pay $5 and you have to guess the person's weight within 5 lb's. I was like 90% accurate.

have a friend who had a job doing this before. he got pretty good at it. i would be so tempted to piss people off by guessing their weight 30-40lbs too high

[campbell]

I was actually being a troll earlier :( I can't gain weight no matter how much junk I eat and booze I drink.

Although I'm mostly a hard liquor guy. The one exception is boddington's. I absolutely love that beer.

Yeah, I like liquor, red wine, and dark dark beer. Not a lager fan.

Hey, got Irish and Scots forebears, gotta live up to our rep. ;)

[That Goblin]

Yeah, I like liquor, red wine, and dark dark beer. Not a lager fan.

Hey, got Irish and Scots forebears, gotta live up to our rep. ;)
In other words, you like drinking.

[campbell]

In other words, you like drinking.
Yes. Yes I do.

It's a pretty popular pastime on my Ma's side of the family. [my maternal grandma was a Murphy]

[That Goblin]

I miss Ireland.

[Guest]

So, given that Uma outed herself in this thread, who is going to be less lazy than me and make some alts

Uma Tart

Uma Tartuna

Uma Car Tartuna

Uma "Who was that sex with?" Karuna

I gotta say, Uma Tartuna has a nice ring to it.

[campbell]

I miss Ireland.

I've never been. I'd like to go someday.

[Guest]

Hooray. Another thread gone from somewhat interesting to utterly dull nonsense about Alma's persecution complex and what constitutes "fat".

Nice job, guys.

[That Goblin]

I've never been. I'd like to go someday.
You can’t keep up with the Irish. Don’t even try.

[That Goblin]

Hooray. Another thread gone from somewhat interesting to utterly dull nonsense about Alma's persecution complex and what constitutes "fat".

Nice job, guys.
Sorry. Sorry. It was a low hanging fruit. I couldn’t resist.

[The Spocker]

I personally have huge celebrations every year. It pry alsohelps one of my best friends is the day before mine. But we usually make a weekend of it with 20-25 people. Next year we are planning to go to Vegas for the party

I'd like to clarify this. I think anyone is capable of having celebrations like these. You just have to make sure it's planned in advance. And obviously make it something new/fresh/fun every year. I firmly believe that people of all ages would love to get away for a weekend (provided they can find a sitter if they have kids, etc). You just have to put in the work to make these happen. Or have a SO that will plan it for you :)

[ShebaPoe]

Hooray. Another thread gone from somewhat interesting to utterly dull nonsense about Alma's persecution complex and what constitutes "fat".

Nice job, guys.

Alma actively detracts from the board when she/he posts. I've placed her/him on ignore and encourage others to do likewise.

[campbell]

You can’t keep up with the Irish. Don’t even try.

I may like to drink, but I'm not stupid. Lord. I've never even tried to keep up with my relatives.

[campbell]

Good news: my husband says he'll be brewing this fall! Yay!

:beer:

[|B|rad]

I recently watched a Penn & Teller's Bullshit! where they covered BMI.

Not one of their best episodes, but IIRC, BMI was invented basically off-the-cuff by a 17th century Belgian sociologist and hasn't been changed since.

Supposedly, George Clooney and Brad Pitt are both obese according to BMI.

[Alma]

Really?
yeah, why?

[Alma]

Hooray. Another thread gone from somewhat interesting to utterly dull nonsense about Alma's persecution complex and what constitutes "fat".

Nice job, guys.

:yawn: your post bores me.

[Listeria]

Hooray. Another thread gone from somewhat interesting to utterly dull nonsense about Alma's persecution complex and what constitutes "fat".

Nice job, guys.
After I read this, I went looking for the interesting parts. I assume they were deleted. Alma's persecution by trolls is not imagined, even if she is partly responsible (she is slender, afaik, so i doubt she has a persecution complex about fatness). I encourage those individuals to put her on ignore as MTS suggests.

[Gary Wright]

I gotta say, Uma Tartuna has a nice ring to it.

It's against natural law for you to make an alt of yourself, though, unless you can do it convincingly! If you could do it convincingly enough to get your alt banned due to impersonating and harrassing your non alt, that would be a job well done.

[vtek]

153lbs for a 5'6" guy would be too heavy unless he is very muscular. a 153lb 5'6" chick? a certified fatty is what that is.

[DudeMan]

153lbs for a 5'6" guy would be too heavy unless he is very muscular. a 153lb 5'6" chick? a certified fatty is what that is.

or could be all tits & @$$

[FormLetter]

I have no idea what lesbians like. I know that the range of fat in here is wrong.

Ideal for a girl varies based on the girl. BMI charts are pretty accurate.

BMI Categories:

Underweight = <18.5
Normal weight = 18.5-24.9
Overweight = 25-29.9
Obesity = BMI of 30 or greater

For someone who is 5'6" that equates to:

Underweight = < 114.5
Normal = 114.5-154
Overweight = 155-185
Obese = over 185


the bolded section discredits your posts

[DudeMan]

MTS, I was watching Step Brothers with Will Farrell last night. His brother Derek drove a Range Rover, had ripped abs, had money, and was cultured/intelligent. I think his character was a direct ripoff of you. You should consider pressing charges.


Derek: I am the VP of the biggest executive helicopter leasing company on the western seaboard. I haven't had a carb since 2004. Check these out.
[Points to ab muscles]
Derek: See these? See these boys? This is what I live with, every day. I lather this up with keels in the shower. You want to touch this shit?
Dale Doback: No.
Derek: You want to touch these bad boys? Sorry, not gonna happen.


Derek: I have to sell or lease at last 80 helicopters to make my nut. And you... You mess with my nut, Brennan, Randy here is gonna eat your dick.
Randy: Like Kobayashi.
Randy: [makes eating noise]
Derek: I've seen him do it.
Brennan Huff: You've actually seen him eating a man's penis?
Derek: It was in international waters, so they couldn't prosecute him. But I saw it.

[MAX.]

For the record

Jessica Biel (http://www.jessica-biel.at/): Actress (started on "7th Heaven")
Height 5'8" - Weight 108 pounds

Eva Longoria (http://www.eva-longoria-sexy-pictures.com/): Actress (TV show "Desperate Housewives")
Height 5'2" - Weight 105 pounds


This is why it's hard to estimate a woman's weight. Who here would have thought these 2 women were close to the same weight?

[campbell]

Of course, I wouldn't trust the supposed stats on any celeb.

Regular women lie about both weight and age. It's harder for celebs to lie about age, but it's very easy to lie about weight, as long as it's close to credible.

[FormLetter]

nah was just messing around. i would never let a chick i didn't know pick out the pr0n

It would be great fun to watch her attempt to pick out though, especially if you could read her thought process on a scrolling marquis.

[FormLetter]

no. i'm disputing that any man knows what weight range equates to hot in a female. do they put all hot chicks on a scale and keep statistics? how do they know? women don't tend to reveal their weight and if they do, they probably understate it.

Playboy regularly publishes stats of displayed women, including height weight and cup size. So do many of the other soft men's magazines, like Stuff, Maxim, and FHM.

[Alma]

153lbs for a 5'6" guy would be too heavy unless he is very muscular. a 153lb 5'6" chick? a certified fatty is what that is.

no it isn't.

[FormLetter]

how do you know? have you done it successfully? i have no clue what people weigh just by looking at them.

I won a contest one time where the goal was to guess the weight of a pumpkin without using a scale. So I consider myself to be at least somewhat of an expert in weight estimation. :borg:

[Inconceivable]

MTS, I was watching Step Brothers with Will Farrell last night. His brother Derek drove a Range Rover, had ripped abs, had money, and was cultured/intelligent. I think his character was a direct ripoff of you. You should consider pressing charges.

I am the VP of the biggest executive helicopter leasing company on the western seaboard. I haven't had a carb since 2004. Check these out.
[Points to ab muscles]
See these? See these boys? This is what I live with, every day. I lather this up with keels in the shower. You want to touch this shit? You want to touch these bad boys? Sorry, not gonna happen.

[Alma]

Playboy regularly publishes stats of displayed women, including height weight and cup size. So do many of the other soft men's magazines, like Stuff, Maxim, and FHM.

and men generally study these stats and memorize them and apply them to normal women accurately? yeah, i doubt it.

[campbell]

Playboy regularly publishes stats of displayed women, including height weight and cup size. So do many of the other soft men's magazines, like Stuff, Maxim, and FHM.

...and you believe them as if they came from NIST?

The numbers written on the profiles are about as accurate as the photos.

[Alma]

Hooray. Another thread gone from somewhat interesting to utterly dull nonsense about Alma's persecution complex and what constitutes "fat".

Nice job, guys.

Guess what? If people don't want to discuss what consistutes fat, then they don't have to bring it up in the first place. It's as easy as that. If they found it boring then they wouldn't continue to discuss it.

I haven't read the rest of the thread to see if it was actually somewhat interesting as you claim. Will do that and report back!

[MAX.]

153lbs for a 5'6" guy would be too heavy unless he is very muscular. a 153lb 5'6" chick? a certified fatty is what that is.

I could see how scrawny nerdy guys might think that.

[Alma]

I won a contest one time where the goal was to guess the weight of a pumpkin without using a scale. So I consider myself to be at least somewhat of an expert in weight estimation. :borg:

wow!

[FormLetter]

Alma actively detracts from the board when she/he posts. I've placed her/him on ignore and encourage others to do likewise.

Is that what you want for your birthday, mister birthday boy?

[MAX.]

Playboy regularly publishes stats of displayed women, including height weight and cup size. So do many of the other soft men's magazines, like Stuff, Maxim, and FHM.

So... you're taking stats from the very top of the spectrum (meaning outliers) and extrapolating them to everyone... OK...