On a scale of 1 to 10, how funny are you?

[Happy Eloquence]

:lol:

[Pseudolus]

Depending on audience I can be anywhere from a 2 to a 9. (OK, 8.5.)

[FormLetter]

I chose the second 10. First 10 can't hang.

[Redge]

Funny how? Like I'm a clown?

[Joe Blow]

RN

[SamTheEagle]

I chose the second 10. First 10 can't hang.

me too

[FormLetter]

Second 10 funny gang mount up. We murderin first 10s at dusk.

[Hugh Jass]

I'm in the "second 10" posse.

[ElDucky]

I assume this is in comparison to the OP, in which case everyone is a ten.

[Dismal Science]

I like to think I am witty but not hilarious. Even then I can only be witty with my friends. Probably averages out to around a 3.

[Happy Eloquence]

I assume this is in comparison to the OP, in which case everyone is teh ten.:confused:

[Hugh Jass]

I assume this is in comparison to the OP, in which case everyone is a ten.

first ten or second ten?

[Inconceivable]

I read this thread and I jizzed in my pants.

[Hugh Jass]

I read this thread and I jizzed in my pants.

THAT'S FUNNY!

[1695814]

Sometimes I'm so funny I'm an 11.

[Inconceivable]

THAT'S FUNNY!

You know what's not funny. Erectile dysfunction. No laughing matter. I say that for no particular reason at all.

[Agadefe]

I think that people who get my sense of humor, I am a 10.
People who don't get my sense of humor, I am probably like a 2.

If I take the average of them (weighted per # of people in each group), I am like a 2.4

[Inconceivable]

I think that people who get my sense of humor, I am a 10.
People who don't get my sense of humor, I am probably like a 2.

If I take the average of them (weighted per # of people in each group), I am like a 2.4

:lolup: Weighted average...that's GOLD!!! :rofl: :notworth:

[ElDucky]

:lolup: Weighted average...that's GOLD!!! :rofl: :notworth:

That's bias though, because the fat girls don't get your jokes.

[Inconceivable]

Jokes. Funny, funny jokes.

[Happy Eloquence]

:lolup: Weighted average...that's GOLD!!! :rofl: :notworth:That's bias though, because the fat girls don't get you're food.

[Nee-2-No-Bases]

I think that people who get my sense of humor, I am a 10.
People who don't get my sense of humor, I am probably like a 2.

If I take the average of them (weighted per # of people in each group), I am like a 2.4

Same for me, except my numbers are 8, -6, and -5, respectively.

The negative is there because people who don't find me funny are generally offended by me. :shrug:

[Agadefe]

:lolup: Weighted average...that's GOLD!!! :rofl: :notworth:

I do what I can. It's not easy being me sometimes, what with all the cleverness exuding at every moment.

That's bias though, because the fat girls don't get your jokes.

:rofl:

[Inconceivable]

I made a funny once. I didn't really make it as much as I found it. And I didn't really find it, as much as I murdered a man to get it. And I didn't so much murder his as much....well actually, yes, I did murder him. With a Dilbert daily calendar - that's what made it so funny.

[Actuarial Groupie]

Funny how? Like I'm a clown?

Funny lookin'.

[Agadefe]

You know what would be a good emoticon.

Crickets.

Like whenever someone says something not funny (though that was clearly their intention), someone can post the crickets emoticon. I think this would be excellent.

[Nee-2-No-Bases]

You know what would be a good emoticon.

Crickets.

Like whenever someone says something not funny (though that was clearly their intention), someone can post the crickets emoticon. I think this would be excellent.

I disagree.

Primarily because I would be responsible for 90% of all cricket emoticon posts. By that I mean, 90% would be posted in response to me, not that I would post them.

[Inconceivable]

You know what would be a good emoticon.

Crickets.

Like whenever someone says something not funny (though that was clearly their intention), someone can post the crickets emoticon. I think this would be excellent.

:crickets:

[Nee-2-No-Bases]

:crickets:

:crickets:

[Inconceivable]

:crickets:
2 Crickets.





Walk into a bar.

The both sue the business for their injuries since they can't get meaningful work due to constant migranes.

[MountainGirl]

2 Crickets.





Walk into a bar.

The both sue the business for their injuries since they can't get meaningful work due to constant migranes.

:crickets:

[ElDucky]

:crickets:

That's racist. What if I said :baseball:?

[Inconceivable]

:crickets:

:lizard:

[Nee-2-No-Bases]

That's racist. What if I said :baseball:?

:whitecrickets:

[Inconceivable]

That's racist. What if I said :baseball:?

That was a wicked googly!

[Agadefe]

I disagree.

Primarily because I would be responsible for 90% of all cricket emoticon posts. By that I mean, 90% would be posted in response to me, not that I would post them.

I enjoy your humor.

[Nee-2-No-Bases]

I enjoy your humor.

The feeling is mutual. In a completely nonsexual way.

[ElDucky]

The feeling is mutual. In a completely nonsexual way.

Show your midriff.

[Patrick Bauer]

:lol:

Well I crack myself up fairly often so to me I'm somewhat funny say a 10, but as far as funny to others I'd really hate to guess (a 10).

[Ah Leah]

The only audience that really matters to me is myself. So, an 8.

:lol: :rofl: :roll2:

[Nee-2-No-Bases]

Show your midriff.

No way. Being raped once is enough for me. Especially when they used the "he was asking for it" defense in court. Can't say I disagreed with the verdict, with that much belly showing, I was asking for it.

[MAX.]

Is this how funny I think I am or how funny other people think I am.

[Listeria]

Whither the unfunny-listeria tags of yore? I honor their memory.

[SamTheEagle]

WHO SAID THAT!!?!!???!!!

[1695814]

someone laughed at me, I must be funny: :lol:

[FormLetter]

Sometimes I'm so funny I'm an 11.

second 10 is the new 11 dipshit

[FormLetter]

Well I crack myself up fairly often so to me I'm somewhat funny say a 10, but as far as funny to others I'd really hate to guess (a 10).

first 10 or second 10?

[Gonzo]

i memorized all the actuarial jokes, so i deserve a 10

[1695814]

second 10 is the new 11 dipshitouch

[jalapeno29]

No way. Being raped once is enough for me. Especially when they used the "he was asking for it" defense in court. Can't say I disagreed with the verdict, with that much belly showing, I was asking for it.

did LT rape you? are you 15?

[carryme]

Where's -10 option.

See what I did there? That's how unfunny I am.

:viola:

[Ah Leah]

Those who answered "0" should do the same if there were an "On a scale of 1 to 10, how well do you follow directions?" poll.

[Listeria]

Zero is not an adverb, LOSER!

[Ah Leah]

Zero is not an adverb, LOSER!
Mods, please change Listeria's answer to a "6".

[vividox]

I'm not hysterical, but I have my moments.

Or at least, my friends have coordinated laughing enough to convince me of this.

[DeadActorII]

Looks aren't everything.