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Get Busy Livin'
05-24-2010, 04:02 PM
My office is having a weight loss competition. By participating you earn points towards reducing your health insurance premiums, so everyone signs up whether they need/want to lose weight or not. It's teams of 3.

The three of us are all pretty normal weight (meaning, we each could lose some pounds, but we're not "fat.").

Of course we want a funny team name. Some variations of just being in it for the points ("Just Here for the Points") or of being grotesquely fat ("Disgusting to Look At", "Oprah on a Bad Day") are possible ideas.

I'm in charge of naming our team, and as such, I'll pick from the best idea posted in this thread.

Gogogogo!

MountainGirl
05-24-2010, 04:06 PM
My office is having a weight loss competition. By participating you earn points towards reducing your health insurance premiums, so everyone signs up whether they need/want to lose weight or not. It's teams of 3.

The three of us are all pretty normal weight (meaning, we each could lose some pounds, but we're not "fat.").

Of course we want a funny team name. Some variations of just being in it for the points ("Just Here for the Points") or of being grotesquely fat ("Disgusting to Look At", "Oprah on a Bad Day") are possible ideas.

I'm in charge of naming our team, and as such, I'll pick from the best idea posted in this thread.

Gogogogo!

this is at work? don't do this.

Patrick Bauer
05-24-2010, 04:11 PM
"Participating is Fun!"

"For Better Naked Tomorrows"

ditkaworshipper
05-24-2010, 04:13 PM
Dessert Trio

glassjaws
05-24-2010, 04:14 PM
Not-so-Minnesota-Fats

trondogss
05-24-2010, 04:14 PM
Our Venus in Your Uranus

Patrick Bauer
05-24-2010, 04:20 PM
"The Americans"

Chief Petosky
05-24-2010, 04:21 PM
Variations of "weigh" as "way":
A Weighs to Go
Weigh Too Much
Weigh to Go
The Weightings Over
Long Weigh from Home
Castaweighs
Changing Our Weighs

Weigh'Lo
Lose Some, Win Sum
Slim Expectations
Lighten Up, Francis!
The Flab Three
Out of Pounds
See-Food Dieters

Oh, Bees! (sound it out)

Patrick Bauer
05-24-2010, 04:22 PM
"Move More, Eat Less"*



* thanks MadTV

Dr T Non-Fan
05-24-2010, 04:38 PM
You're not going total-actuarial on this one?

"The Loss Distributions"
"The Weighted Averages"

FormLetter
05-24-2010, 04:41 PM
Eating Pi All Day Long

Patrick Bauer
05-24-2010, 04:56 PM
"In for a Penny Off with the Pounds"

Patrick Bauer
05-24-2010, 04:56 PM
"You're a Bigger Man than I Am"

Patrick Bauer
05-24-2010, 04:57 PM
"Loss Race Heroes"

FormLetter
05-24-2010, 05:06 PM
The Deep-Fried Spreadsheet Monkeys

Jables
05-24-2010, 05:13 PM
"Thin Mints Make Us Thin...Right?"

FormLetter
05-24-2010, 05:16 PM
Idiot Circus

snoo
05-24-2010, 05:21 PM
If your name is Mark or something like it:

Marky Mark and the Chunky Bunch

Get Busy Livin'
05-24-2010, 05:29 PM
Got a favorite of the ones posted so far, but keep 'em coming! Submissions accepted through tomorrow morning.

FormLetter
05-24-2010, 05:37 PM
Glazed Kruller and the Donut Holes

FormLetter
05-24-2010, 05:38 PM
Creme Puffs
Heavy Modeling
Porkpile Meatwads

MGN
05-24-2010, 06:02 PM
"Saran wrap and a Sauna..."

FormLetter
05-24-2010, 06:04 PM
Cereal Killers
Burger Murderers
Extra Cheese
The Yeastie Beasties

Bamafan
05-24-2010, 06:57 PM
The Padded Reserves
The Loss Models

keyser soze
05-24-2010, 07:34 PM
Washington Redskins

Travis
05-24-2010, 08:45 PM
My office is having a weight loss competition. By participating you earn points towards reducing your health insurance premiums, so everyone signs up whether they need/want to lose weight or not. It's teams of 3.

The three of us are all pretty normal weight (meaning, we each could lose some pounds, but we're not "fat.").

Of course we want a funny team name. Some variations of just being in it for the points ("Just Here for the Points") or of being grotesquely fat ("Disgusting to Look At", "Oprah on a Bad Day") are possible ideas.

I'm in charge of naming our team, and as such, I'll pick from the best idea posted in this thread.

Gogogogo!

How has nobody suggested "Get Busy Losin'"?

annabel lee
05-25-2010, 11:31 AM
The Weighting is the Hardest Part

MGN
05-25-2010, 07:09 PM
:bump:

what's the verdict?

Get Busy Livin'
05-25-2010, 07:12 PM
"Thin Mints Make Us Thin...Right?"
Winner!!! :toast:

The waiting hurts so good
05-25-2010, 08:42 PM
The Weighting Hurts So Good

Guilty Bystander
05-25-2010, 09:09 PM
Does this diet make me look fat?

Jenny Craig and Ben & Jerry's

Weight Watchers NOT!

Good genes are hard to find

I coulda had a V-8 with a 4 on the floor

(None of them are really good but I had fun.)

Jables
05-25-2010, 09:38 PM
Winner!!! :toast:
:toth:

geta6
05-26-2010, 10:37 AM
Washington Redskins

i dont even know where this joke originated but it made me laugh in this thread somehow

epeddy1
05-26-2010, 02:10 PM
How about a team name for a Trivia contest that incorporates a math related concept into the name?