What question would you most like the answer to?

[Pseudolus]

Rules:

1) Has to be a yes/no question.

2) You only get "yes" or "no" - no details.

3) Has to be a well-defined question, with no real ambiguity in the meaning of the individual words or how you're putting them together. (So "Does God exist?" types of things could be tricky)

4) You get the answer right now, today, at this point in your life. So no going back and telling your past self something that you would have found useful back then.

5) - 10) Reserved for later clarification.

[The Drunken Actuary]

Is their life after death?

[dukelampard]

Is 2Pac Really dead?

[vividox]

Have you ever touched a man for the purposes of arousing him or yourself?

[IMP]

Did man evolve from apes?

[FAS158]

Were the Sopranos killed in the restaurant in the final episode?

[figure 8]

Have you ever touched a man for the purposes of arousing him or yourself?

I think every guy here would have to answer that as a yes.

[douglan]

Should I have a third beer with my oyster dinner this evening?

[Sophia Petrillo]

was the virgin mary really a virgin when she conceived jc?

[ShakeNBakes]

are there ever circumstances when it's okay to go ATM?

[Sophia Petrillo]

Is Quinn the second coming of Christ?

[Chillax]

Will all the oceans eventually fill with oil?

[actuarialvoodoo]

Was a US Government agency involved in the assassination of JFK?

[IMP]

Was a US Government agency involved in the assassination of JFK?just ask dr. stanley goodspeed. he's got it on microfilm.

[The Man]

Does IMP really LOVE her some good jewish pickles ..... IYKWIM?

[ditkaworshipper]

Are you going to answer any questions before I leave work today?

[sooner82]

ninja'd

[Sophia Petrillo]

will quinn's parole in august be approved?

[ditkaworshipper]

Are you going to answer any questions before I leave work today?

No it is.

[Sophia Petrillo]

will i ever successfully get revenge on my enemies?

[Colonel Moran]

Is Quinn the second coming of Christ?no

i see u didn't need to ask: was that a good question to ask?

[Gonzo]

do i really have the largest penis in the world?

[General Apathy]

Is it acceptable to end a sentence in a preposition?

[Sophia Petrillo]

no

i see u didn't need to ask: was that a good question to ask?

i think she is and i don't think you know what you're talking about.

[campbell]

Is string theory just a crock of shit?

[Cheezy]

Is it easy being Cheezy?

[Gonzo]

are there an infinite number of twin primes?

[campbell]

Does P = NP?

[Len Myers]

If I asked whether P = NP would you say "No?"

[Kool-Aid Man]

Is the answer to this question "no"?

[Buck]

I like religious faith-based questions -- no "yes/no" answers, totally faith-based truth.

[trondogss]

just ask dr. stanley goodspeed. he's got it on microfilm.

RN

[The Drunken Actuary]

Are there ever circumstances where it's not OK to go ATM?

[|B|rad]

Is the answer to this question "no"?

[Lucy]

I think every guy here would have to answer that as a yes.
Along with the vast majority of women.

[Lucy]

Will I get the smell of cat-pee out of my basement?

[Loner]

are there an infinite number of twin primes?

Yes. An old senile mathematician in the hospital my mother was in told me that years ago.
(I am not making this up. I also didn't ask him about it, he volunteered the info. Claimed to have proven it; I never looked it up.)

[Travis]

Is string theory just a crock of shit?

Yes.

[Lady CasCas]

Is Quinn the second coming of Christ?

Christ wouldn't be subject Tom's ban button, so.... no, she's not.

[Sophia Petrillo]

Christ wouldn't be subject Tom's ban button, so.... no, she's not.
why not? christ was crucified. quinn was banned. therefore quinn = christ.

[Lucy]

The Romans crucified a lot of people. Most were just criminals, not incarnations of God.

[Sophia Petrillo]

The Romans crucified a lot of people. Most were just criminals, not incarnations of God.

right, but quinn was christ in a former life. i never said she was god though.

[MountainHawk]

Will the Cavaliers win a title before LeBron?

[Colonel Moran]

why not? christ was crucified. quinn was banned. therefore quinn = christ.
colonel moran is an alt of an AO poster. sophia petrillo is an AO poster. therefore colonel moran = sophia petrillo. hfbb

[Sophia Petrillo]

colonel moran is an alt of an AO poster. sophia petrillo is an AO poster. therefore colonel moran = sophia petrillo. hfbb
no you're not. quinn's still christ though.

[Colonel Moran]

colonel moran is an alt of an AO poster. sophia petrillo is an AO poster. therefore colonel moran = sophia petrillo. hfbb
colonel moran used this moranic "logic". sophia petrillo used similar "logic". therefore colonel moran = sophia petrillo. hfbb

[Sophia Petrillo]

colonel moran used this moranic "logic". sophia petrillo used similar "logic". therefore colonel moran = sophia petrillo. hfbb
yeah, i got what you did there the first time. my logic has holes in it, but Quinn is still christ. you're not sophia petrillo though.

[ldancer911]

Will the trolling in this thread ever stop?

(oh wait, I know the answer to that)

[Lady CasCas]

why not? christ was crucified. quinn was banned. therefore quinn = christ.

You said 2nd coming. Christ was crucified in his first coming.

[Sophia Petrillo]

You said 2nd coming. Christ was crucified in his first coming.
:aypi:

so what? she was banned in her/his second coming.

[Lady CasCas]

:aypi:

so what? she was banned in her/his second coming.

You don't know what my point is? Wow. You seem not smart.

[Sophia Petrillo]

You don't know what my point is? Wow. You seem not smart.
that's rude.

[Lady CasCas]

that's rude.

Really? You called me a stalker, posted an open request to Tom asking for my banning, I say you "seem not smart" and that's rude?

[chicken_po_boy]

do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

[Browncoat]

The Romans crucified a lot of people. Most were just criminals, not incarnations of God.

did Lucy just say that Jesus = God? :yikes:

[Sophia Petrillo]

did Lucy just say that Jesus = God? :yikes:
yeah, pretty sure she did. that confused me too. :lol:

[Lucy]

did Lucy just say that Jesus = God? :yikes:The context was "the second coming of Christ", not "Jesus". When I talk about the Lord of the Rings, I acknowledge the divinity (well, demi-god-inity) of Gandalf and the Balrog, too.

[campbell]

Yes.

Thanks. The suspense wasn't killing me.

[asdfasdf]

Will you ever stop beating your wife?

ETA and more seriously, is there intelligent life in other galaxies?

[GargoyleWaiting]

Seriously, 2 pages and no "tap that"?
You guys are slipping.

[asdfasdf]

Will I lose this deal?

[Keep It Real, Yo]

Seriously, 2 pages and no "tap that"?
You guys are slipping.

That's not a yes/no question. "That" will be "tapped". The only question is when.

[Danjew]

Are you PMing the answers?

[The Arbitrary]

Is the Hokey Pokey really what it's all about?

[Agadefe]

If I try to make my neighbor pay for more than half of the fence I am building, will I go directly to hell?

[Short Bus]

Did "she" really say that?

Did the chicken come before the egg?

Was Egyptian technology conceived by aliens?

Is the world going to end in 2012?

Can I skip church and still go to heaven?

Is the grass really greener on the other side?

Does every rose have a thorn?

Will my wife (F) freak out if I (M) bring home another woman (F2)?

[Lucy]

Did the chicken come before the egg?
No, the egg came long before the chicken. Fish and dinosaurs had eggs before chickens evolved.

Alternatively:

Yes. God created animals, male and female. The egss came later.

(take your pick.)

[Joe Blow]

do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

:lol: Winner.

[Short Bus]

No, the egg came long before the chicken. Fish and dinosaurs had eggs before chickens evolved.

Alternatively:

Yes. God created animals, male and female. The egss came later.

(take your pick.)

Well then Miss Nitpicky, did the chicken come before the chicken egg?






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[Browncoat]

http://a5.vox.com/6a00b8ea07063cdece00cd9703a0b54cd5-500pi

[vito]

Will jacksheepleasses ever learn?

[gomer_tree]

Meh.

I'm going to try and make some money out of this question.

Will there be any team that wins the Super Bowl more than once over the next 5 years?

My hope is that the answer is yes. Then, I figure out how to manage my bets over the next five years so that I make a boatload of money.

There may be a better question than this to maximize profits. If so, I ask that one.

[Entropy]

Well then Miss Nitpicky, did the chicken come before the chicken egg?






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http://www.actuarialoutpost.com/actuarial_discussion_forum/showthread.php?t=157446&highlight=chicken+egg
:toth:

[snafu]

is there intelligent life in other galaxies this galaxy?

IFYP

[ShakeNBakes]

Does the CIA have you pushing too many pencils?

[SamTheEagle]

Did "she" really say that?

Did the chicken come before the egg?

Was Egyptian technology conceived by aliens?

Is the world going to end in 2012?

Can I skip church and still go to heaven?

Is the grass really greener on the other side?

Does every rose have a thorn?

Will my wife (F) freak out if I (M) bring home another woman (F2)?

No, the egg came long before the chicken. Fish and dinosaurs had eggs before chickens evolved.

Alternatively:

Yes. God created animals, male and female. The egss came later.

(take your pick.)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38238685/ns/technology_and_science-science/

It is an age-old riddle that has perplexed generations: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Now British scientists claim to have finally come up with the definitive answer: The chicken.

The scientific and philosophical mystery was purportedly unraveled by researchers at Sheffield and Warwick universities, according to the Daily Mail newspaper.

The scientists found that a protein found only in a chicken's ovaries is necessary for the formation of the egg, according to the paper Wednesday. The egg can therefore only exist if it has been created inside a chicken.

The protein speeds up the development of the hard shell, which is essential in protecting the delicate yolk and fluids while the chick grows inside the egg, the report said.

"It had long been suspected that the egg came first but now we have the scientific proof that shows that in fact the chicken came first," said Dr. Colin Freeman, from Sheffield University's Department of Engineering Materials, according to the Mail.

"The protein had been identified before and it was linked to egg formation, but by examining it closely we have been able to see how it controls the process," he said.

Professor John Harding, from the same department, said the discovery could have other uses, according to the Daily Mail.

"Understanding how chickens make egg shells is fascinating in itself but can also give clues towards designing new materials and processes," he said.

"Nature has found innovative solutions that work for all kinds of problems in materials science and technology — we can learn a lot from them."

[asdfasdf]

IFYP

Ah, but now if the answer is yes you don't really know if it's just humanity that is considered intelligent, or if there is other intelligent life as well. If the answer is no, then you're just sad that you're not considered intelligent by whomever is answering the question.

[asdfasdf]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38238685/ns/technology_and_science-science/

:swear: Gotta go ahead and disagree with your study link there, the chicken and egg evolved from the dinosaur, the dinosaur from the amphibian, the amphibiam from the fish, and the fish going back far enough from a simple multi-celled organism that developed specialized cells for reproduction, and that guy came from a single celled organism, that divided on it's own, so, going back far enough the chicken and egg were one and the same, and able to divide on its own to reproduce.

[Inconceivable]

http://www.actuarialoutpost.com/actuarial_discussion_forum/showthread.php?t=157446&highlight=chicken+egg
:toth:

http://fracas.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/chicken_egg.jpg

[mr coffee]

If my wife catches me cheating, will she overreact?