Not going to Hooters tonight [Archive]

Hugh Jass

10-05-2010, 04:45 PM

Don't Archer this deal. Bring her some Franzia and put the kid to sleep early.

She won't drink that stuff. I have some nice beer for her that she likes, but anyways, after a rough day with the kiddos, she is usually not up for a Big Production.

That's ok, she was awesome all weekend long.

ldancer911

10-05-2010, 04:45 PM

Some day I'll be as cool as you guys. That'll be the day.

Hugh Jass

10-05-2010, 04:45 PM

And I gotta study, too.

The Thin White Duke

10-05-2010, 04:46 PM

donating blood

liquor store

fantasy hockey draft

The Drunken Actuary

10-05-2010, 04:46 PM

Some day I'll be as cool as you guys. That'll be the day.Don't feel bad. At least you're no Archer.

Come to the bar tonight with us.

ldancer911

10-05-2010, 04:48 PM

Don't feel bad. At least you're no Archer.

Come to the bar tonight with us.

Are we going to the bar or the Franzia party at HJ's? I'm confused as to the plans.

Also I don't drink so I might be too lame for either of those.

Vomik

10-05-2010, 04:50 PM

Picking up drycleaning then getting drunk.

ShakeNBakes

10-05-2010, 04:51 PM

What are you other alpha males doing tonight?

The plan is PS3, couple beers, my wife. Worst case scenario, 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

Vomik

10-05-2010, 04:52 PM

The plan is PS3, couple beers, my wife. Worst case scenario, 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

I hope to god the beers are part of the guaranteed 2

General Apathy

10-05-2010, 04:55 PM

What happened to Concha Y Toro?

General Apathy

10-05-2010, 04:55 PM

Going to a different bar instead. Tall drafts for $2 apparently. And hot waitresses.

What are you other alpha males doing tonight?

Is it like a pub or a sports bar?

ShakeNBakes

10-05-2010, 04:55 PM

I hope to god the beers are part of the guaranteed 2
correct. I'm also counting the PS3 as a lock.

General Apathy

10-05-2010, 04:56 PM

Just poured a martini.

Gonna chill in the man cave for an hour

I'll report back later

General Apathy

10-05-2010, 04:57 PM

donating blood

liquor store

fantasy hockey draft

hopefully in that order

vividox

10-05-2010, 04:57 PM

My wife is out of town. I think I'll buy a 6 pack of something that doesn't suck and play guitar.

Guerilla poster

10-05-2010, 05:02 PM

going to some lame networking thing, maybe they will buy me dinner, if not, will go get some crappy food at the local pub

The Thin White Duke

10-05-2010, 05:05 PM

hopefully in that order

yep :tup:

Hero3128

10-05-2010, 05:09 PM

I'm staying home so I can save money for a vacation in the Philippines, where I can date hot women half my age :-)

Vomik

10-05-2010, 05:10 PM

I'm staying home so I can save money for a vacation in the Philippines, where I can date hot women half my age :-)

I hope you're not 26

Hero3128

10-05-2010, 05:11 PM

I hope you're not 26

No, 42. It's quite legal for me.

remilard

10-05-2010, 05:12 PM

I hope you're not 26

Yeah, 13 is way to old for the Phillipines. You can do that in BC.

Guest

10-05-2010, 06:47 PM

tacos cooked
taocs consumed
baby in bed
preschooler on the way
clean up kitchen
Then bloody mary's and Weeds on DVD.

Life ain't bad

ShebaPoe

10-05-2010, 10:05 PM

Sheba's tuesday night:

- dinner at local place with friends (done)
- explain to f-buddy that I'm not sitting with 6 girls at FSU / Miami game. Use pictures if needed (done)
- secure tickets for the Angola prison rodeo (done)
- buy plane ticket to new orleans for 10/15 - 10/18 (done)
- explain to parents how to rent car (done)
- work on some new business shit (done)
- bang cross fit chick (T minus about 30 mins)

T-roy Boy

10-05-2010, 10:35 PM

Run, board meeting, then some beers

Keep It Real, Yo

10-05-2010, 10:40 PM

Just finished studying... it wasn't at Hooters
:exams:

Loner

10-05-2010, 10:42 PM

SirVLCIV

10-05-2010, 11:06 PM

Something lamer than all of you.

Guerilla poster

10-05-2010, 11:06 PM

A boring networking thing with some business folks. Free drinks, not many attactive women. Did I say free drinks.

Some quick food

Home, bed..

General Apathy

10-05-2010, 11:13 PM

tacos cooked
taocs consumed
baby in bed
preschooler on the way
clean up kitchen
Then bloody mary's and Weeds on DVD.

Life ain't bad

Shit i forgot weeds this week

ditkaworshipper

10-06-2010, 12:59 AM

gym, study at bar, get called over by only hot chicks at bar, get number, study, leave bar...did not predict this one

Buru Buru

10-06-2010, 01:05 AM

harvest crops, plow land, plant new crops. harvest animals. harvest trees. drank some gin and club soda. facebook went down!!! :yikes: at least i was done tending to my farm when that happened.

Buru Buru

10-06-2010, 01:11 AM

oh! not sure if i qualify as an alpha male. do i?

Dismal Science

10-06-2010, 06:26 AM

went to sleep at 9:00 pm.

ALPHA TO THE MAX!!

ShebaPoe

10-06-2010, 08:57 AM

gym, study at bar, get called over by only hot chicks at bar, get number, study, leave bar...did not predict this one

Why do you need her number?

Vomik

10-06-2010, 09:00 AM

oh! not sure if i qualify as an alpha male. do i?

in the bonobo world they have alpha females who bully males doing stupid things

The Drunken Actuary

10-06-2010, 10:34 AM

The beers were $2. And I only got charged for two even though I had three. The waitresses were smokin hot. I really couldn't stay that long though. I wish I had more of a story though. At least it was better than whatever Sean Archer did.

ShebaPoe

10-06-2010, 11:01 AM

Wait, doesn't cross fit chick have a bf in cross fit? Are you sure he's not watching you from the closet? Just sayin'.

different cross fit chick. This one had the nerve to show up with a change of clothes. I didn't say anything at first but after I beat her up I said, "so, um, a change of clothes huh?"

She said yeah, she planned to stay and thought we could go to the 9:00 class together tomorrow. We did attend the class. How cheesy.

The other cross fit chick I've referenced is dating a Navy pilot. She seems to like him, but he really loves her a lot. She's the one who probably compliments me twice a class on something or other, told me she is in love with my car, blah blah. I am sure of two things:

(1) I could F her with minimal effort.

(2) Her Navy boyfriend probably would watch from the closet.

However, my top adviser said I should wait until they're engaged. That way she'll still F me and won't want to get out of her relationship. I think he's right.

Buru Buru

10-06-2010, 11:04 AM

However, my top adviser said I should wait until they're engaged. That way she'll still F me and won't want to get out of her relationship. I think he's right.

I'm confused. You called guys who hook up with married women some really nasty names. You think it's okay to sleep with an engaged woman though? How is that so much different?

Moran

10-06-2010, 11:05 AM

However, my top adviser said I should wait until they're engaged. That way she'll still F me and won't want to get out of her relationship. I think he's right.Sounds like a good plan. Don't Archer it up.

tometom

10-06-2010, 11:09 AM

ShebaPoe

10-06-2010, 11:10 AM

did you tap it in the morning too? I would have insisted.

I hit it again at like 4:30 after waking up to take a piss. Went back to bed and scuffed her up pretty good.

ldancer911

10-06-2010, 11:30 AM

I hit it again at like 4:30 after waking up to take a piss. Went back to bed and scuffed her up pretty good.

I thought only women got up in the middle of the night to take a piss.

vividox

10-06-2010, 11:31 AM

I thought only women got up in the middle of the night to take a piss.

I do all almost 100% of the time after a night of drinking. Most annoying thing ever.

ldancer911

10-06-2010, 11:33 AM

I do all almost 100% of the time after a night of drinking. Most annoying thing ever.

Is there a surgery you can have to get a male bladder?

vividox

10-06-2010, 11:35 AM

Is there a surgery you can have to get a male bladder?

:lol: I have a supersized bladder, I can usually go an entire work day without going once unless I'm chugging water all day. Drinking just does funny things to me.

Guest

10-06-2010, 11:40 AM

Shit i forgot weeds this week

Does it get better?

We've only watched the first two episodes of season 1 now.

I'm having a hard time feeeling any sympathy for the ML Parker character...here's an idea as to how to deal with your money problems - sell your freaking mansion and downsize your life. You'd be a lot happier, and so will your kids.

But I'm willing to give her a another chance.

ditkaworshipper

10-06-2010, 12:34 PM

Why do you need her number?
I'm trying to create a sex slave. How do I get her over to my apartment without a phone number? Smoke signals? Dog whistle? Toaster Disassembling?
The beers were $2. And I only got charged for two even though I had three. The waitresses were smokin hot. I really couldn't stay that long though. I wish I had more of a story though. At least it was better than whatever Sean Archer did.
:tup:

ShebaPoe

10-06-2010, 12:46 PM

I'm trying to create a sex slave. How do I get her over to my apartment without a phone number? Smoke signals? Dog whistle? Toaster Disassembling?

:tup:

So, she expresses interest in you at a bar, and you're asking how to get her over to your place?

Seriously?

How about, "hey I'm leaving. You coming?"

Good luck.

Paul Blart

10-06-2010, 03:24 PM

So, she expresses interest in you at a bar, and you're asking how to get her over to your place?

Seriously?

How about, "hey I'm leaving. You coming?"

Good luck.

Seems like he lost the deal already.

Loner

10-06-2010, 03:40 PM

different cross fit chick. This one had the nerve to show up with a change of clothes. I didn't say anything at first but after I beat her up I said, "so, um, a change of clothes huh?"

She said yeah, she planned to stay and thought we could go to the 9:00 class together tomorrow. We did attend the class. How cheesy.

The other cross fit chick I've referenced is dating a Navy pilot. She seems to like him, but he really loves her a lot. She's the one who probably compliments me twice a class on something or other, told me she is in love with my car, blah blah. I am sure of two things:

(1) I could F her with minimal effort.

(2) Her Navy boyfriend probably would watch from the closet.

However, my top adviser said I should wait until they're engaged. That way she'll still F me and won't want to get out of her relationship. I think he's right.

Maybe I'll come down for a visit and we'll split them up...

Guerilla poster

10-06-2010, 03:41 PM

Maybe I'll come down for a visit and we'll split them up...

But who gets who?

Chronus

10-06-2010, 03:52 PM

Does it get better?

We've only watched the first two episodes of season 1 now.

I'm having a hard time feeeling any sympathy for the ML Parker character...here's an idea as to how to deal with your money problems - sell your freaking mansion and downsize your life. You'd be a lot happier, and so will your kids.

But I'm willing to give her a another chance.

It's a comedy, you aren't really supposed to feel sympathy for her. The serious is like a train wreck, each season her life gets more and more f**ked up. But again it's a comedy so you aren't supposed to feel bad for her. You may want to stop watching the show.

The Drunken Actuary

10-06-2010, 03:54 PM

But who gets who?

Gp, how did your networking event go last night?

ShebaPoe

10-06-2010, 03:59 PM

Seems like he lost the deal already.

maybe, but it seems like he's just making more work for himself.

In his first post he said he did not predict this, so he was caught off guard and played it safe. Amateur. But, he's a young guy. He'll learn.

Again, it's "hey I'm leaving. You coming?"

the advanced version is "hey I'm leaving". Point to her girl friend and say "let's go."

these are girls at a bar. Treat them as such.

The Drunken Actuary

10-06-2010, 04:03 PM

these are girls at a bar. Treat them as such.

Because only slutty skanks waiting to be told to get naked go to bars, right?

Hugh Jass

10-06-2010, 04:03 PM

My night turned out quite awesome! Much better than I expected.

And this morning was great, too!

Paul Blart

10-06-2010, 04:08 PM

My night turned out quite awesome! Much better than I expected.

And this morning was great, too!

Does Mrs. Jass know? Was another delicious breakfast made?

Hugh Jass

10-06-2010, 04:15 PM

Does Mrs. Jass know? Was another delicious breakfast made?

yes, she was awake and conscious through the whole thing.

No, no more breakfasts have been made since I posted that stuff awhile ago.

Been eating grape nuts instead.

ShebaPoe

10-06-2010, 04:19 PM

Because only slutty skanks waiting to be told to get naked go to bars, right?

"Hey, I'm leaving. Let's go."

what's she going to do? Say no? Doubtful, and so what if she does?

The Drunken Actuary

10-06-2010, 04:20 PM

"Hey, I'm leaving. Let's go."

what's she going to do? Say no? Doubtful, and so what if she does?
What, you think because some chick talks to you for 2 minutes she's leaving with you? Maybe that works in the world of washboard stomachs and unlimited funds, but in Ditkaworshipper's world, it doesn't work like that.

Guerilla poster

10-06-2010, 04:21 PM

Gp, how did your networking event go last night?

Free drinks !!!!! Boring company. There is always a trade-off.

Guerilla poster

10-06-2010, 04:23 PM

maybe, but it seems like he's just making more work for himself.

In his first post he said he did not predict this, so he was caught off guard and played it safe. Amateur. But, he's a young guy. He'll learn.

Again, it's "hey I'm leaving. You coming?"

the advanced version is "hey I'm leaving". Point to her girl friend and say "let's go."

these are girls at a bar. Treat them as such.

I heard the naked guy works two times out of three also.

ditkaworshipper

10-06-2010, 04:31 PM

So, she expresses interest in you at a bar, and you're asking how to get her over to your place?

Seriously?

How about, "hey I'm leaving. You coming?"

Good luck.
Ah, instant gratification...I need to do that more often, but there was definitely a strong network building opportunity here. These girls were actually intelligent, attractive, and in the age group I'm interested in, which has been frustratingly hard to find where I live. I was also pulled over while studying, which hinted they liked me for not being a meathead.

Next dumb hot chick I meet, I promise to use your idea and post results. Don't think I didn't entertain your move, but I think I picked the correct play for this situation.

ditkaworshipper

10-06-2010, 04:44 PM

maybe, but it seems like he's just making more work for himself. I'm a glutton for punishment I guess

In his first post he said he did not predict this, so he was caught off guard and played it safe. Amateur. But, he's a young guy. He'll learn. yeah, I couldn't get the idea I had to study off my mind...I'm turning into a typical actuarial I guess :(

Again, it's "hey I'm leaving. You coming?" :lol:

the advanced version is "hey I'm leaving". Point to her girl friend and say "let's go." :lol::lol:

these are girls at a bar. Treat them as such.
Fair enough, more details in answers, and I'm supposed to meet up with them tonight anyways. Given I'm looking to hang out with a group of girls like them, I don't see this as work.
What, you think because some chick talks to you for 2 minutes she's leaving with you? Maybe that works in the world of washboard stomachs and unlimited funds, but in Ditkaworshipper's world, it doesn't work like that.
You're right. I don't have the funds yet.
I heard the naked guy works two times out of three also.
Looking for the opportunity to try this, but I really like that bar.

ShebaPoe

10-06-2010, 07:12 PM

What, you think because some chick talks to you for 2 minutes she's leaving with you? Maybe that works in the world of washboard stomachs and unlimited funds, but in Ditkaworshipper's world, it doesn't work like that.

I'm just giving him some shit. I usually take 15-30 mins. Sheba doesn't go to the bar with a math book. If for some reason a smart woman approaches me at the bar or the restaurant I used to eat lunch at, I can keep up. But women approach me to get their pink parts blistered, not to see if I know the chain rule.

Ditka - in one post you wanted a sex slave. In another, they're a good networking opportunity, the kind of girls you want to hang out with, etc. Make sure you figure out what you want - whatever works for you is the answer. I tried to teach you how to take it to the house, I already explained the jeans and T-shirt look to you, so I've done my part. ;) just figure out what you want or you're going to end up with friends.

Guerilla poster

10-06-2010, 08:13 PM

But women approach me to get their pink parts blistered, .

So you do have an STD, I knew it. :-P

Vomik

10-06-2010, 10:20 PM

women approach me to get AIDS

Loner

10-06-2010, 10:46 PM

The Drunken Actuary

10-06-2010, 10:53 PM

You'd be surprised. It worked the one time I tried it in my world.

I'm sure it can work.

Vomik

10-06-2010, 10:56 PM

You'd be surprised. It worked the one time I tried it in my world.

the gay world? aren't all gay guys promiscuous? nothing wrong with that, but I always got that vibe.

The Drunken Actuary

10-06-2010, 11:09 PM

the gay world? aren't all gay guys promiscuous? nothing wrong with that, but I always got that vibe.

I think that's just a stereotype perpetuated by the Reagan administration and the CIA.

Vomik

10-06-2010, 11:16 PM

I think that's just a stereotype perpetuated by the Reagan administration and the CIA.

I worked at a car place when Reagan died and I was driving some old man's car who was stuck on Rush Limbaugh's station. Some old woman called in crying/screaming about how the horrible liberals were dragging this great man's name through mud and how it was the worst thing she'd ever heard and wished someone would kill them... it kind of weirded me out

Ubiquitous Red Cup

10-06-2010, 11:37 PM

the gay world? aren't all gay guys promiscuous? nothing wrong with that, but I always got that vibe.I won't deny that many of teh gays are promiscuous, but even among serial monogomists things seem to move faster in "the gay world."

The Drunken Actuary

10-07-2010, 12:22 AM

I worked at a car place when Reagan died and I was driving some old man's car who was stuck on Rush Limbaugh's station. Some old woman called in crying/screaming about how the horrible liberals were dragging this great man's name through mud and how it was the worst thing she'd ever heard and wished someone would kill them... it kind of weirded me out
So you remember where you were when Reagan died.

I don't.

Here, I guess, cuz i do remember the thread about it. I don't remember his name being dragged through the mud. But I don't remember the media attacking Bristol Palin either so I guess I need to start getting my facts from Fox News and the republican national committee. And callers on RUsh's show.

The Drunken Actuary

10-07-2010, 12:22 AM

I won't deny that many of teh gays are promiscuous, but even among serial monogomists things seem to move faster in "the gay world."

Which one are you again?

Ubiquitous Red Cup

10-07-2010, 07:56 AM

A gentleman never asks...

Loner

10-07-2010, 09:15 AM

the gay world? aren't all gay guys promiscuous? nothing wrong with that, but I always got that vibe.

A fair proportion are, but that doesn't mean they don't still have (physical) standards - the most common phrase in gay personals is "no fats or fems."

Guerilla poster

10-07-2010, 09:16 AM

So you remember where you were when Reagan died.

.

I remember. Only because I was at a place that I hope not to go to very often.

ditkaworshipper

10-07-2010, 09:36 AM

I'm just giving him some shit. I usually take 15-30 mins. Sheba doesn't go to the bar with a math book. If for some reason a smart woman approaches me at the bar or the restaurant I used to eat lunch at, I can keep up. But women approach me to get their pink parts blistered, not to see if I know the chain rule.

Ditka - in one post you wanted a sex slave. In another, they're a good networking opportunity, the kind of girls you want to hang out with, etc. Make sure you figure out what you want - whatever works for you is the answer. I tried to teach you how to take it to the house, I already explained the jeans and T-shirt look to you, so I've done my part. ;) just figure out what you want or you're going to end up with friends.
:lol: The sex slave comment was a joke. Don't worry, I've made enough mistakes to know what not to do. On the advice of basically all my friends, I'm looking for nothing but getting laid at this point to get what I really want. This is not how I typically operate, but I'm willing to see if they're right.

Vomik

10-07-2010, 09:38 AM

So you remember where you were when Reagan died.

I don't.

Here, I guess, cuz i do remember the thread about it. I don't remember his name being dragged through the mud. But I don't remember the media attacking Bristol Palin either so I guess I need to start getting my facts from Fox News and the republican national committee. And callers on RUsh's show.

Well, I don't know where I was when he died, but I do know where I was when the woman freaked out. listening to Rush (unfortunately) in the cadillac of an elderly man

Vomik

10-07-2010, 09:54 AM

A fair proportion are, but that doesn't mean they don't still have (physical) standards - the most common phrase in gay personals is "no fats or fems."

Really? why no fems? It always seems like a gay couple has at least one guy who seems more feminine... but then again it could just be because I notice them more because it is much more obvious.

The Drunken Actuary

10-07-2010, 10:09 AM

I remember. Only because I was at a place that I hope not to go to very often.

Gay bar? Turkish prison? Iraq?

Guest

10-07-2010, 10:09 AM

It's a comedy, you aren't really supposed to feel sympathy for her. The serious is like a train wreck, each season her life gets more and more f**ked up. But again it's a comedy so you aren't supposed to feel bad for her. You may want to stop watching the show.

Well, I'll give it a few more episodes.

So far I've laughed more often at Breaking Bad, which is decidedly not a comedy.