The benefits of Althimers

[Snickety Snake]

Lets' say your'e one of theose old dudes that cant' remember stuff. Theres this one dude I know like that. So like, you know how youre always getting the Sports Illustrated in the mail then you read it then the next day you pick it up and your'e all like, dude, I already read this? Well, if you had that Althimers all you got to do is save them up cause you pick up a Sports Illustrated from a couple weeks ago you won't remember the stuff you read before so its brand new to you. Thats just one of the many benefits of Althimers.

[Minnesotah]

Other benefits:
<> LTC claim without having lost 2 ADLs.
<> Making movies like the The Notebook and Big Fish.
<> Farting, forgetting it was you, and blaming your nurse with a clear conscience.

[Listeria]

Feels like the first time,
Feels like the very first time...

[The Drunken Actuary]

If your wife has it every day you could be like hey honey you haven't blown me for like four months let's get it on!

[Replacement Duke Boys]

Or it could be like 50 First Dates.

[Hydraskull]

Another benefit could be free money, somehow, and maybe a pet tiger.