I'm being stalked by somebody from the AO

[That Goblin]

A few weeks back, somebody, using a fake facebook account, contacted my girlfriend, lets call her Jane. As a result, Jane and I broke up. At the time, I assumed it was the girl I dated before her, let's call her Sandy, as she had contacted her though facebook before.

However, just today, somebody, using a fake facebook acount, sent a message to Sandy too. The message included things that I supposidly said about her on the ao. It included my user name.

Clearly, the same person who sent the facebook message to Jane is the same person who sent the message to Sandy. And this person is from the AO!

I have a message for my stalker. Obviously if you're paying close enough attention to my posts as to figure out the names of the women I'm dating, you're reading this too. Whatever reason you have for stalking me and trying to hurt me, you've made your point. Please stop.

[1695814]

for real?

[Chronus]

Sorry about that, sometimes when I drink I get jealous of the happiness of others.

Actually that's pretty creepy, hope no one ever stalks me like that.

[The Right]

NEVER!

[The Right]

Who are you again?

[ORLYLOL]

WHY WON'T YOU JUST LOVE ME?!

[Really White Actuary]

Beta males

[crabber]

So a random person on Facebook convinced your girlfriend to break up with you?

[That Goblin]

So a random person on Facebook convinced your girlfriend to break up with you?
No, somebody from the ao convinced my gf to break up with me using facebook.

[Blue Man]

A few weeks back, somebody, using a fake facebook account, contacted my girlfriend, lets call her Jane. As a result, Jane and I broke up.
How serious of a relationship could it have been if you broke up because of something some else told her? Was it true? Did she give you a chance to respond, or did she just take this third party at their word and dump you on the spot?

[Defying Gravity]

not cool.

[Inconceivable]

This here is some crazy shit. If it's legit.

[Can't say with certitude]

So, you're saying she's single now? Awesome. What's her phone number?

[the BS method]

what did you say about your ex on the ao?

[Inconceivable]

BTW, Jane sounds stupid. This person did you a favor. imo

[FourKicks]

so it'd have to be someone who knows both your ao id and your real name...surely that narrows it down, no?

[limabeanactuary]

BTW, Jane sounds stupid. This person did you a favor. imo

:squintyeyes:

[Inconceivable]

:squintyeyes:

I've said too much already.

[tomorrow never knows]

You posted their first and last names? Prob not a great idea, but still creepy as hell that someone did that (if it's true).

[ShakeNBakes]

:ohnoes:

[limabeanactuary]

I've said too much already.

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

[That Goblin]

You posted their first and last names? Prob not a great idea, but still creepy as hell that someone did that (if it's true).

First name only, which was in it of itself, a bad idea.

[Inconceivable]

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

I like this game.

Now you're thinking about 1/72.

[That Goblin]

How serious of a relationship could it have been if you broke up because of something some else told her? Was it true? Did she give you a chance to respond, or did she just take this third party at their word and dump you on the spot?

I really don't want to go into detail, but, in the end, breaking up was right. How we broke up was wrong.

[silverfox]

They call her Stacey. They call her Jane. That's not her name.
For the sake of aliases, let's call this AO poster Duru Duru.

[Inconceivable]

They call her Stacey. They call her Jane. That's not her name.
For the sake of aliases, let's call this AO poster Duru Duru.

:rofl:

[ao fan]

They call her Stacey. They call her Jane. That's not her name.
For the sake of aliases, let's call this AO poster Duru Duru.

not cool.

[gosuruss]

What is the point of this thread? This is only giving this person the satisfaction of the harm he caused you. You've even let this person know that his plan worked.

It's probably a real life friend who knows your ao Id and probably knows Jane as well and didn't like some of the things you were saying on here. (i have no idea what you did or didn't say, i am just assuming you didn't say great things otherwise your gf wouldn't have broken up with you)

[rawl316]

They call her Stacey. They call her Jane. That's not her name.
For the sake of aliases, let's call this AO poster Duru Duru.

:rofl: :rofl:

[General Apathy]

So an anonymous facebook poster convinced your girlfriend to break up with you?

Bullshit story

[That Goblin]

What is the point of this thread? This is only giving this person the satisfaction of the harm he caused you. You've even let this person know that his plan worked.

It's probably a real life friend who knows your ao Id and probably knows Jane as well and didn't like some of the things you were saying on here. (i have no idea what you did or didn't say, i am just assuming you didn't say great things otherwise your gf wouldn't have broken up with you)

Impossible. I don't have any real life friends.

[tomorrow never knows]

Maybe a co-worker was jealous of your relationship with Jane and found out your AO name. Then he lurked the AO for months until he had enough dirt on you and sabotaged your relationship.

[llcooljabe]

Wow.

[ShakeNBakes]

not cool.
it's kinda funny, after the thread earlier this week.

[FattyMcGee]

So, you're saying she's single now? Awesome. What's her phone number?
LOL! Literally!!!

[limabeanactuary]

I like this game.

Now you're thinking about 1/72.

DAMMIT

You're good.

[wolferine]

not cool.

You're saying the hypotetical poster Duru Duru is not cool, right?

[JUICE]

This is just what my Friday afternoon needed :popcorn:

[matamagato]

sounds pretty bad, what did you say about your ex girlfriend on the AO that made her want to break up with you

[ao fan]

it's kinda funny, after the thread earlier this week.

yeah, gobby posted in the reef a few weeks ago about being stalked, so that was part of my inspiration. wasn't me who did it though. at that point, we assumed it was the ex gf ("sandy") who did it, not an ao'er.

[1695814]

Maybe a co-worker was jealous of your relationship with Jane and found out your AO name. Then he lurked the AO for months until he had enough dirt on you and sabotaged your relationship.KRAMER: Well, I saw Mom and Pop this morning, but when I went by the store on my way home? The place was empty. Everything is gone. Mom and Pop - vrooop - vanished.

JERRY: So all my sneakers are gone?

KRAMER: I'm afraid so. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. I've been asking around - they didn't even have any kids.

JERRY: Mom and Pop aren't even a Mom and Pop?!

KRAMER: It was all an act, Jerry. They conned us, and they scored, big time.

ELAINE (amused): So. Mom and Pop's plan was to move into the neighborhood...establish trust...for 48 years. And then, run off with Jerry's sneakers.

KRAMER: Apparently.

[Hydraskull]

Maybe u should switch to guys.

[Inconceivable]

Maybe u should switch to guys.

Only reason he's not waaaay ahead of you is because he's trying to get behind you. How will you know when he gets there? The complimentary reach around.

[Loner]

It would seem far from clear that it's definitely a poster here. Could it be a previous ex?

[silverfox]

I'm refreshing the homepage waiting for
Welcome to our newest member, Duru Duru
to appear at the bottom of my screen

[ao fan]

It would seem far from clear that it's definitely a poster here. Could it be a previous ex?

yeah, it really sounds like a jealous ex to me. i can't think of any posters who would do this.

[Swan]

A few weeks back, somebody, using a fake facebook account, contacted my girlfriend, lets call her Jane. As a result, Jane and I broke up. At the time, I assumed it was the girl I dated before her, let's call her Sandy, as she had contacted her though facebook before.

However, just today, somebody, using a fake facebook acount, sent a message to Sandy too. The message included things that I supposidly said about her on the ao. It included my user name.

Clearly, the same person who sent the facebook message to Jane is the same person who sent the message to Sandy. And this person is from the AO!

I have a message for my stalker. Obviously if you're paying close enough attention to my posts as to figure out the names of the women I'm dating, you're reading this too. Whatever reason you have for stalking me and trying to hurt me, you've made your point. Please stop.
That woman was not for you.

[Swan]

Oh, and I won't be ignored.

[JUICE]

yeah, it really sounds like a jealous ex to me. i can't think of any posters who would do this.

But I can think of 5 or 6 :wave:

[FourKicks]

tell me you love me. you don't have to mean it, but just say it.

[Jables]

First name only, which was in it of itself, a bad idea.
Kortnee?

[hellomath]

I am betting it's someone you know IRL

[wolferine]

Is this woman being stalked?

http://www.gregrphoto.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/andrea-20081223-171-edit700-199x300.jpg

[1695814]

Kortnee?:lctm:

[Listeria]

Whoever is doing this is going to the person who succeeds in killing Formletter.

[radoaos]

Only Formletter can kill Formletter

[Hydraskull]

There is your answer.

[wolferine]

Whoever is doing this is going to the person who succeeds in killing Formletter.

That's not funny. Go stalk yourself.

[limabeanactuary]

We have so many unamused people around here for a Friday.

That's just not right.

[Listeria]

That's not funny. Go stalk yourself.

Who among men has not googled himself? Or herself... Who has not warned another person about getting involved with them? You know... baby, baby don't get hooked on me, and all that?


But anyway I was merely referring to Inconceivable's Kill teh Wabbit thread. And couldn't we have had this conversation earlier in the day? Puffincam is going to be dark, and I keep forgetting to check it earlier, to check for puffins and bunnees. And grass.

[Father Mahoney]

Appropriate real life story.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/funny/facebook-spy-vs-spy-case-126493

Charges Dropped In Facebook Spy Vs. Spy Case
Suspect knew ex was behind teen girl’s phony profile

JUNE 9--In an embarrassing about-face, federal prosecutors yesterday abruptly dropped criminal charges against an Indiana man who they accused of bugging his ex-wife’s automobile.

The FBI last Friday arrested David Voelkert, 38, largely on the basis of messages the South Bend man recently exchanged with a purported 17-year-old Facebook friend named “Jessica Studebaker.”

In fact, the “Studebaker” account was created last month by Voelkert’s ex-wife Angela, 29, in an apparent bid to extract information she could use against him in an ongoing child custody fight.

As described in an FBI affidavit, David Voelkert’s Facebook correspondence with “Studebaker” included an admission that he had placed a GPS device in his ex-wife’s vehicle to surreptitiously monitor her movements. He also wrote about his desire to “find someone to take care of” Angela, and told “Studebaker” that “you should find someone at your school…that would put a cap in her ass for $10,000.”

For her part, Angela Voelkert sought to use the Facebook exchanges against her ex-husband. In a June 1 Superior Court application for a restraining order against him, Voelkert attached several pages of Facebook messages exchanged between “Studebaker” and David Voelkert. The messages showed her ex-husband telling “Studebaker” about the tracking device, as well as his concern the teenager could “get arrested as an accessory to all this.”

Voelkert spent four days in custody until federal prosecutors moved yesterday to drop charges against him. He was freed after proving to investigators that he knew all along that his ex-wife was the one sending him messages from the “Studebaker” account. Voelkert explained that he played along with the ruse so that he could use his ex-spouse’s machinations against her in their custody case.

To support this contention, Voelkert provided FBI agents with a May 25 notarized affidavit in which he describes receiving a friend request from “Jessica Studebaker,” whom he suspected was his ex-wife. “I am lying to this person,” he stated, “to gain positive proof that it is indeed my ex-wife trying to again tamper in my life.” He added, “In no way do I have plans to leave with my children or do any harm to Angela Dawn Voelkert or anyone else.”

The allegedly incriminating Facebook messages sent by Voelkert came on May 31, six days after his sworn affidavit was notarized. Voelkert kept one copy of the affidavit, and gave a relative a second copy for safekeeping.

Federal investigators, who interviewed the bank employee who notarized the affidavit on May 25, confirmed that the document was authentic, triggering the government motion yesterday to dismiss Voelkert’s case. “The request is based upon information learned in the government’s ongoing investigation of the case,” wrote prosecutor Jesse Barrett, who declined to comment about the matter when contacted by a TSG reporter.

Magistrate Judge Christopher Nuechterlein yesterday signed an order dismissing the case against Voelkert.

The “Studebaker” account remains on Facebook and includes the above image of an unknown girl. The profile claims that she is 17, has worked at Subway, and attends James Whitcomb Riley High School in South Bend. In a May 24 post, “Studebaker” claimed to be “Sittin in study hall bored out of my freakin mind.”

At press time, she currently has 63 friends, one of whom remains David Voelkert.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/jessicastudebakerfb2.jpg

[Cheezy]

No, somebody from the ao convinced my gf to break up with me using facebook.

should have taken her to olive garden


They call her Stacey. They call her Jane. That's not her name.
For the sake of aliases, let's call this AO poster Duru Duru.

LOL! Literally!!!

So frigin ninjad!

[Sentinel]

Don't worry, I'm on the case. I'll give you an update on who this stalker likely is after I get through analyzing all the remainder of your posts.

[ao fan]

Don't worry, I'm on the case. I'll give you an update on who this stalker likely is after I get through analyzing all the remainder of your posts.
:lol: