Is This Wrong? A Scam?

[JUICE]

My wife is taking the kids out of town this weekend to visit her infirmed mother. Because I have a prior and binding obligation on Sunday, I am staying behind - weekend to myself! The wife, however, has requested that I clean the house while they are gone. This is ostensibly the "price" I pay for my weekend of freedom.

So here's the problem: I've surreptitiously committed to go out drinking Saturday afternoon/evening with some friends. The reason I haven't told the wife because I don't want to get animosity for having some fun while she is stuck in retirement home hell with the kids. I want to go out because this is my first chance in a while to do such things. Between this, the Sunday obligation, and my workload from work, there's no way I'll have time to do an adequate cleaning job to insulate myself from castigation on Monday.

Enter: CRAIGSLIST. I was searching for some cheap maid services to come do the cleaning for me... seems well worth the $$ actually. I stumble across some postings by a few college girls who will, get this, come in pairs to clean my house in the nude, or in whatever outfits I choose. Since I'm married, this was an easy "pass" until I saw that THEY CHARGE LESS THAN THE STANDARD CLEANING LADIES. I can literally watch football Saturday afternoon while two hotties clean and vacuum. Winning, right?

My question to AO is simple: how much trouble could I get in for this? Assume I pass on the completely nude part (seems kind of filthy, honestly) and just dress one in a cheerleader outfit and the other in a swimsuit or something.

Also, is this a scam? I mean, will they actually clean, or are they just gonna prance around for a couple hours and pretend like they've done a good job? Now that I think about it.... half-assing the cleaning job may be more believable to Mrs. JUICE. Hmm...

On one hand, you've got your tried and true old Latina maids who I know will do a good job. On the other hand, I have young co-eds just looking to make an easy buck, at a very reasonable price, and willingly consent to me ogling them.

What sayeth the AO? I don't want to lose this deal!

[ebeebs]

At the very least ask for pics so you know theyre hot.
Do they come with outfits or must you supply them?

[the BS method]

this way they can't steal.

[the BS method]

also you might need to cavity search

[Quasi]

this way they can't steal.

They can still steal whatever will ...... uh...... fit. So they can't take the TV but jewelry could still disappear.

[Quasi]

also you might need to cavity search

With this addition they can't steal.

[asdfasdf]

Serious answer: don't get the co-eds, your wife would be furious if she found out, get the tried and true Latina maid, but tell her it needs to look like you did the cleaning. If the maid does too good a job you'll be screwed having to get things that clean for every future cleaning.

Not serious answer: Where can I find these girls, and how many roses for extra services?

[asdfasdf]

They can still steal whatever will ...... uh...... fit. So they can't take the TV but jewelry could still disappear.

That's why all jewelery should be as pointy as possible.

[Maine-iac]

A scam? Maybe. There are legitimate nude house cleaning services (odd as that seems), but it's such a sleazy deal, it lends itself to scams, too. Craigslist isn't exactly know for well-vetting their ads.

Wrong? Heck yes. Going out drinking with the boys while the wife is off doing the daughterly duty is fine. But nudie maids? In what universe would that be OK in terms of your marriage? C'mon.

[Woodrow]

I have good news for you. When your wife learns about your weekend she will NOT be mad about you going out drinking....

[silverfox]

Also, don't let them bring a body guard.

[silverfox]

A scam? Maybe. There are legitimate nude house cleaning services (odd as that seems), but it's such a sleazy deal, it lends itself to scams, too. Craigslist isn't exactly know for well-vetting their ads.

Wrong? Heck yes. Going out drinking with the boys while the wife is off doing the daughterly duty is fine. But nudie maids? In what universe would that be OK in terms of your marriage? C'mon.

Going to a strip club is okay right? Why would bringing the strip club home be not okay?

[Flower]

Why can't you clean Saturday morning?

[silverfox]

Why can't you clean Saturday morning?

Because he surrepetitiously committed to drinking in the afternoon. :duh:

[JUICE]

Going to a strip club is okay right? Why would bringing the strip club home be not okay?

Exactly. Wife doesn't mind if I occasionally visit a strip club. In fact, she should approve of a version that comes to me and cleans our house at the same time! OTOH, I could see her thinking it was some kind of cover for an escort service...

[Agadefe]

Why can't you tell your wife that you made a commitment to go out drinking so you can't clean the house this weekend?

[Rickyfire]

If it's that cheap why not do both?

[Listeria]

These ladies no doubt accept tips, both cash and roses.

Find a real cleaning service, and make sure you have it in writing that the employees are bonded. Do a bang up job on the house, have flowers and pastries for the family's return. And find some sacrifice of your own to make up for the expense, both the drinking (go to the strip club) expense and the cleaning service expense. Try also to be truthful about the whole deal, at least afterwards.

[bloodninja]

Don't be a pussy. Tell your wife you're not going to have time to clean and that maybe you can help out with the chores next weekend.

[Lucy]

Serious answer: don't get the co-eds, your wife would be furious if she found out, get the tried and true Latina maid, but tell her it needs to look like you did the cleaning. If the maid does too good a job you'll be screwed having to get things that clean for every future cleaning.
:iatp:

And have a fun weekend.

[Sloop John B]

There's good naked and bad naked. I'm pretty sure house cleaning falls into the bad naked category.

There is no attractive way to clean the toilet.

[JUICE]

Why can't you clean Saturday morning?

I go to the gym Saturday mornings, plus I have regular weekend errands to run. I could cram everything in, I'm sure, but it kind of defeats the purpose of "Freedom Weekend 2k11."

[NotUrAvgXBar]

Hire the coeds and have them dress as latina maids. Bam, problem solved.

Seriously though, just tell your wife you're going drinking and paying someone to clean the house.

[Lucy]

Exactly. Wife doesn't mind if I occasionally visit a strip club. In fact, she should approve of a version that comes to me and cleans our house at the same time! OTOH, I could see her thinking it was some kind of cover for an escort service...The strip club comes with bouncers. And the strip club expects that many of its customers won't buy any additional services. The nude maids probably expect to pick up a little extra.

Besides, if my husband told me he went to a strip club, I'd ask him to tell me about it. If he told me he'd hired nude maids to come to the house when I was away fulfilling family obligations, I'd go ballistic.

[JUICE]

If I admit to paying for cleaning, she will expect such an arrangement to be extended indefinitely. :shake2:

[Lucy]

If I admit to paying for cleaning, she will expect such an arrangement to be extended indefinitely. :shake2:Maybe you should do that. Hiring a cleaning lady was the best money I've ever spent.

[Listeria]

If I admit to paying for cleaning, she will expect such an arrangement to be extended indefinitely. :shake2:
You "should" consider that worth it.

[Short Bus]

This sounds like a Judd Apatow movie. So basically, you can expect a movie ending. Everything sounds fine, chicks come over, crazy ex boyfriend comes over 30 minutes later, ex boyfriend knock the chick out, you give her a cold shower to wake her up, wife comes home with bad news wanting to be comforted and finds a college coed in the shower, you try and explain but can't get your words out, wife storms off, you start a fraternity, the end.

[Meshuga]

bang the hot naked co-ed, she'll forget about the maid part

[Abused Student]

Hire the naked coeds, have them come the first time while your wife is there too. Then set it up for regular cleanings, when the kids aren't home of course, this should be adult time only.

[Abused Student]

Or better yet, go buy cases of beer, invite the guys over to drink at your house instead, have the maids come during the party to clean up from the party and the rest of the house. Win win win.

[BG5150]

While weighing the contingencies consider this:

How will your wife react to the neighbor's question: I see your nieces came to visit this weekend. Did they enjoy their stay?

If there's no chance of that, why not cover all bases:

Hire the naked girls first, have them come over and do what they need to do. Also hire the attired help to really do the cleaning. If the naked chicks do a good job, just cancel the second appointment.

[BG5150]

Or better yet, go buy cases of beer, invite the guys over to drink at your house instead, have the maids come during the party to clean up from the party and the rest of the house. Win win win.

That's a great idea!

[Flower]

I go to the gym Saturday mornings, plus I have regular weekend errands to run. I could cram everything in, I'm sure, but it kind of defeats the purpose of "Freedom Weekend 2k11."

Skip the gym and put some ankle weights on. Do the cleaning as fast as you can. It should be a good workout and you'll probably be done in an hour.

[tgadd]

What metro area are you in that this is a service?

I think it's definitely a bad idea as your wife would probably get pissed (like you said think it's an escort service)

[ActuaryGuy23]

There's good naked and bad naked. I'm pretty sure house cleaning falls into the bad naked category.

There is no attractive way to clean the toilet.

Thousands and thousands of pornos disagree with you.

[Keef]

Hire the co-eds. Fat shame 'em if they're overweight. Tell them what CPA stands for if they're accounting students. :tup:

[Keef]

Thousands and thousands of pornos disagree with you.

r we calling it that now? not pr0n?

[ActuaryGuy23]

r we calling it that now? not pr0n?

Can you make pr0n plural? pr0ns are those little tiny shrimp, I think. pr0nae?

[Keef]

Can you make pr0n plural? pr0ns are those little tiny shrimp, I think. pr0nae?

pr0n covers it

"Was watching pr0n..."

"Saw a pr0n..."

"She's done a lot of pr0n..."

[Flower]

Can you make pr0n plural? pr0ns are those little tiny shrimp, I think. pr0nae?

Pr0ns are actually those large big shrimp.

[JUICE]

Hire the co-eds. Fat shame 'em if they're overweight. Tell them what CPA stands for if they're accounting students. :tup:

:lol: Thank god my wife doesn't have a memory like yours.

[ActuaryGuy23]

"Thousands and thousands of pr0n"?

[Swan]

My wife is taking the kids out of town this weekend to visit her infirmed mother. Because I have a prior and binding obligation on Sunday, I am staying behind - weekend to myself! The wife, however, has requested that I clean the house while they are gone. This is ostensibly the "price" I pay for my weekend of freedom.

So here's the problem: I've surreptitiously committed to go out drinking Saturday afternoon/evening with some friends. The reason I haven't told the wife because I don't want to get animosity for having some fun while she is stuck in retirement home hell with the kids. I want to go out because this is my first chance in a while to do such things. Between this, the Sunday obligation, and my workload from work, there's no way I'll have time to do an adequate cleaning job to insulate myself from castigation on Monday.

Enter: CRAIGSLIST. I was searching for some cheap maid services to come do the cleaning for me... seems well worth the $$ actually. I stumble across some postings by a few college girls who will, get this, come in pairs to clean my house in the nude, or in whatever outfits I choose. Since I'm married, this was an easy "pass" until I saw that THEY CHARGE LESS THAN THE STANDARD CLEANING LADIES. I can literally watch football Saturday afternoon while two hotties clean and vacuum. Winning, right?

My question to AO is simple: how much trouble could I get in for this? Assume I pass on the completely nude part (seems kind of filthy, honestly) and just dress one in a cheerleader outfit and the other in a swimsuit or something.

Also, is this a scam? I mean, will they actually clean, or are they just gonna prance around for a couple hours and pretend like they've done a good job? Now that I think about it.... half-assing the cleaning job may be more believable to Mrs. JUICE. Hmm...

On one hand, you've got your tried and true old Latina maids who I know will do a good job. On the other hand, I have young co-eds just looking to make an easy buck, at a very reasonable price, and willingly consent to me ogling them.

What sayeth the AO? I don't want to lose this deal!
Kudos to you for referring to your friends as "friends," and not "buddies," like some spocker-like thirty-something dude still clinging to his wild and crazy frat-boy days.

If you are over thirty yourself, then you've just adhered to a cardinal Esquire rule on how men over the age of thirty should behave (and speak).

Congrats again.

And yes -- that is all I have to say.

[asdfasdf]

There's good naked and bad naked. I'm pretty sure house cleaning falls into the bad naked category.

There is no attractive way to clean the toilet.

Rule 37 man, rule, thrity seven (or whateve the number is, I'm not googling it now at work...)

[Listeria]

Kudos to you for referring to your friends as "friends," and not "buddies," like some spocker-like thirty-something dude still clinging to his wild and crazy frat-boy days.

If you are over thirty yourself, then you've just adhered to a cardinal Esquire rule on how men over the age of thirty should behave (and speak).

Congrats again.

And yes -- that is all I have to say.
He *has* to do that this week. He called someone else "puerile" yesterday. Which means she is holding a grudge this week.

[mlschop]

I was curious if anything like this was in my area on Craigslist, so I did a pure search for "maid service" in the Services section.

I found two...and they had "NOT AN ESCORT SERVICE" all over their ad. Still not clear if they are trying to avoid authorities or if they had a couple of bad experiences with guys that wanted more...

[Keef]

only 1 way to find out, buddy :)

[JUICE]

He *has* to do that this week. He called someone else "puerile" yesterday. Which means she is holding a grudge this week.

You should shut up. :spnner:

[Swan]

only 1 way to find out, buddy :)
Yeah, mlschop, next time your wife goes away for ten days, give those maids a call instead of wallowing in misery as you did last time.

[Abused Student]

I was curious if anything like this was in my area on Craigslist, so I did a pure search for "maid service" in the Services section.

I found two...and they had "NOT AN ESCORT SERVICE" all over their ad. Still not clear if they are trying to avoid authorities or if they had a couple of bad experiences with guys that wanted more...

Can't it be both? Avoid authorities and be able to avoid the stinky fat creeps that they don't want to be with. Sometimes the extra money just ain't worth it.

[mlschop]

Yeah, mlschop, next time your wife goes away for ten days, give those maids a call instead of wallowing in misery as you did last time.

:lol: My wife still hasn't gone away yet. I was complaining about an upcoming trip.

And I never knew "one or two posts in the reef" = "wallowing in misery" :shrug:

[OddSox]

This sounds like a Judd Apatow movie. So basically, you can expect a movie ending. Everything sounds fine, chicks come over, crazy ex boyfriend comes over 30 minutes later, ex boyfriend knock the chick out, you give her a cold shower to wake her up, wife comes home with bad news wanting to be comforted and finds a college coed in the shower, you try and explain but can't get your words out, wife storms off, you start a fraternity, the end.

not quite up to Judd Apatow movie setup standards, imo. seems more like Everybody Loves Raymond material.

[Swan]

:lol: My wife still hasn't gone away yet. I was complaining about an upcoming trip.

And I never knew "one or two posts in the reef" = "wallowing in misery" :shrug:
I did not quantify the misery by relating it to the number of posts you made on the subject, but rather by relating it to the number of effects you chose for stressing the word "not" in the phrase "I am not looking forward to it [those ten wife-free days]."

You know, from among the following options:

• capitalizing
• italicizing
• underlining
• bolding
• choosing the largest font size capable of being handled by today's computers

and such and such.

[silverfox]

If it's that cheap why not do both?

Por que no los dos?

[tometom]

I was also curious if anything like this was in my area. I only got 1 hit on a maid service. There was a link to $5 DVDs, I thought maybe someone just selling a whole bunch of DVDs and one had the word "Maid" in it, like Maid in Manhattan (isn't that the name of a J-lo movie? Anyway, I clicked on it and got a pron warning from my company's net nanny. :oops:

[Short Bus]

not quite up to Judd Apatow movie setup standards, imo. seems more like Everybody Loves Raymond material.

Oh come on. If you leave out the comedic flavor, funny one liners, pop-culture references, ironic dialogue, drugs, sex, etc, the Judd Apatow story lines are pretty close to ELR material. Not saying that's a bad thing. I personally enjoy a simple story line (ie. nerdy high school kids experience adventure while trying to purchase alcohol for a party, ala Superbad) that becomes entertaining by adding Apatowesque comedy.

In the OPs case, base story line is "Man experiences adventure while having a bachelor weekend while wife is away." Add the stripper housecleaners, crazy drugged up ex-boyfriend, wife coming home at ill-opportune time, beer, friends, maybe some cops, vandalism, funny awkward moments, and we've got an Apatow movie. Just needs a simple title, "The Weekend."

[tometom]

Theft would definitely be my biggest concern with hiring anyone off of craigslist.

How big is your house? How messy is it? I could clean my 2100 sq ft place to a respectable level in about an hour.

[NotUrAvgXBar]

I was curious if anything like this was in my area on Craigslist, so I did a pure search for "maid service" in the Services section.

I found two...and they had "NOT AN ESCORT SERVICE" all over their ad. Still not clear if they are trying to avoid authorities or if they had a couple of bad experiences with guys that wanted more...

That makes me think it's an escort service all the more.

[Dr T Non-Fan]

What sayeth the AO? I don't want to lose this deal!
Not a scam, but they won't do a good job.




Of cleaning, that is.




Your home, that is.

Meh. Get a list of what needs to be done. Then, get er done. Sat morning. If you need to hire someone, get references.

[Listeria]

Theft would definitely be my biggest concern with hiring anyone off of craigslist.
Exactly. That's the reason to look to an established place with bonded workers. And that way you can at least work a bondage element into your cleaning experience.

[ElDucky]

Not a scam, but they won't do a good job.




Of cleaning, that is.




Your home, that is.

Meh. Get a list of what needs to be done. Then, get er done. Sat morning. If you need to hire someone, get references.

Correct. Naked women are good at being naked and that's about it; except pro strippers who are also good at getting your money.

We had two naked girls deal cards and serve drinks/food for poker. Worst poker ever; they finished about 12 hands in two hours and stopped serving after about 5 mintues.

[ElDucky]

If I admit to paying for cleaning, she will expect such an arrangement to be extended indefinitely. :shake2:

If you hire naked cleaning ladies, would she expect that indefinitely? Infidelity indefinitely is the alliterative answer.

[TheGillotine]

These are the kinds of dilemmas I could use more of in my life.

[1695814]

I have good news for you. When your wife learns about your weekend she will NOT be mad about you going out drinking....:lol:

[spankster]

Nude maid cleans out posh house

LUTZ, FL -- Hillsborough County sheriff's deputies are investigating the theft of $40,000 worth of jewelry from a posh northwest county home.

The prime suspect is a nude maid.

Deputies tell ABCActionNews.com a Cheval resident hired a nude maid from Craigslist to clean his home because his wife was out of town.

The victim believes the maid cleaned him out while cleaning the bedroom. Deputies say the victim's wife discovered her jewelry missing when she returned to her clean home.

Deputies are now looking for the maid to question her in the disappearance of the jewelry.

The victim provided the woman's web site along with a brief description of her appearance.

He obviously could not give deputies a clothing description.

Just warning you bro.

[Wigmeister General]

My wife is taking the kids out of town this weekend to visit her infirmed mother. Because I have a prior and binding obligation on Sunday, I am staying behind - weekend to myself! The wife, however, has requested that I clean the house while they are gone. This is ostensibly the "price" I pay for my weekend of freedom.

So here's the problem: I've surreptitiously committed to go out drinking Saturday afternoon/evening with some friends. The reason I haven't told the wife because I don't want to get animosity for having some fun while she is stuck in retirement home hell with the kids. I want to go out because this is my first chance in a while to do such things. Between this, the Sunday obligation, and my workload from work, there's no way I'll have time to do an adequate cleaning job to insulate myself from castigation on Monday.

Enter: CRAIGSLIST. I was searching for some cheap maid services to come do the cleaning for me... seems well worth the $$ actually. I stumble across some postings by a few college girls who will, get this, come in pairs to clean my house in the nude, or in whatever outfits I choose. Since I'm married, this was an easy "pass" until I saw that THEY CHARGE LESS THAN THE STANDARD CLEANING LADIES. I can literally watch football Saturday afternoon while two hotties clean and vacuum. Winning, right?

My question to AO is simple: how much trouble could I get in for this? Assume I pass on the completely nude part (seems kind of filthy, honestly) and just dress one in a cheerleader outfit and the other in a swimsuit or something.

Also, is this a scam? I mean, will they actually clean, or are they just gonna prance around for a couple hours and pretend like they've done a good job? Now that I think about it.... half-assing the cleaning job may be more believable to Mrs. JUICE. Hmm...

On one hand, you've got your tried and true old Latina maids who I know will do a good job. On the other hand, I have young co-eds just looking to make an easy buck, at a very reasonable price, and willingly consent to me ogling them.

What sayeth the AO? I don't want to lose this deal!

I'll help defray your costs if you invite me over to watch them clean

[WhyAndHow]

Nude maid cleans out posh house



Just warning you bro.

I don't get it. Why hire a nude maid to NOT watch her?

[Listeria]

Think of where you have to put things if you are stealing while nude...

And how ruined those things must be forever after in the mind of the wife as a result, if they even end up recovered. And now everyone who knows what happened just takes it as a given that the theif was ahooker and the husband had sex with her. Ugh.

[ElDucky]

Think of where you have to put things if you are stealing while nude...

And how ruined those things must be forever after in the mind of the wife as a result, if they even end up recovered. And now everyone who knows what happened just takes it as a given that the theif was ahooker and the husband had sex with her. Ugh.

Was a hooker. Stop living in the past.

[Listeria]

Doesn't change the fact that that ring which has been in my family for four generations, brought over from the old country even, HAS BEEN IN THAT (former) HOOKER'S COOTCH!

[ElDucky]

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With the possible exception of the fort, none of this has to do with cleaning.

[ShakeNBakes]

Doesn't change the fact that that ring which has been in my family for four generations, brought over from the old country even, HAS BEEN IN THAT (former) HOOKER'S COOTCH!
or maybe just in her cleaning bucket, under a couple of rags... or is that the same thing?

[Listeria]

^ :yikes:

And someone is going to have to clean that birdfeeder.

[tgadd]

I would feel really awkward watching a naked maid.

[ElDucky]

I would feel really awkward watching a naked maid.

You should get naked yourself then.

[DoctorNo]

Think of where you have to put things if you are stealing while nude...

Larry David would know (at least if it involves Mickey Mantle baseballs)...

[Listeria]

BTW, JUICE, is having Formletter over an option, or glassjaws? I mix them up all the time, but I know one of them could just bury those naked cleaning ladies in the back yard for you. That would eliminate a lot of the complications in this plan.

[ditkaworshipper]

OK, I might need to consider doing this since I have nothing that is both portable and valuable in my apartment. I'm not too worried about the cleaning to be perfectly honest.

[silverfox]

My advice for cleaning would be to get an army of Roombas like I have.

[ElDucky]

If you have sex with them, and all they do is clean up the mess from that, then what did you just pay for?

[DoctorNo]

If you have sex with them, and all they do is clean up the mess from that, then what did you just pay for?

I think it's quite sophisticated.

[1695814]

Oh. Well, there's nothin' more sophisticated than diddlin' the maid and then chewin' some gum.

[Abused Student]

If there are two of them you might not be able to watch both of them at a time. I would recommend someone you know, maybe from an internet actuarial board or something, that could help watch the second maid to make sure nothing got stolen. I don't know, maybe someone who has obviously been abused and probably a student because they would appreciate it more.

[matamagato]

If there are two of them you might not be able to watch both of them at a time. I would recommend someone you know, maybe from an internet actuarial board or something, that could help watch the second maid to make sure nothing got stolen. I don't know, maybe someone who has obviously been abused and probably a student because they would appreciate it more.

:lol:

i cant believe a naked maid service is real

[Quasi]

Doesn't change the fact that that ring which has been in my family for four generations, brought over from the old country even, HAS BEEN IN THAT (former) HOOKER'S COOTCH!

I just love this post. I can really hear a woman's voice yelling "...HOOKER's COOTCH!". Makes me smile.

[tgadd]

Is this an activity for the next AO Meetup?

[Listeria]

I just love this post. I can really hear a woman's voice yelling "...HOOKER's COOTCH!". Makes me smile.

I should have started it with "Well it," then. Maybe I'll just pull that winning post out every time someone attacks me or I'm getting cornered in a debate -- wild card! Trump card! Hooker's Cootch!

[The Drunken Actuary]

I don't see any possible downside.

[Abused Student]

I don't see any possible downside.

:iatp: I would say just about everything would be looking up, sure, sometimes things might be a little hard but it is during these times that you really just have to take a firm grip and handle things yourself, as a man.

[Quasi]

I should have started it with "Well it," then. Maybe I'll just pull that winning post out every time someone attacks me or I'm getting cornered in a debate -- wild card! Trump card! Hooker's Cootch!

Don't get lazy and always use hooker's cootch. I'm sure yelling other types of cootch would work also.

[Redhead]

I go to the gym Saturday mornings, plus I have regular weekend errands to run. I could cram everything in, I'm sure, but it kind of defeats the purpose of "Freedom Weekend 2k11."

So...what....this thing you're obligated to on Sunday is an all day thing...?
Regular errands are going to take you the rest of Saturday after the gym and before you meet your friends...?
Not buying that you can't find time to do it but whatever...how would you feel if it was you leaving w/ the kids and she hired naked men to clean while she watched? Oh yeah....guess you'd be down with that!

[matamagato]

what are you going to be doing when they clean your house naked? just watch?

[Keef]

Did u get these maids over? Were they photogenic?

[Listeria]

Don't get lazy and always use hooker's cootch. I'm sure yelling other types of cootch would work also.


Well it doesn't change the fact that that ring which has been in my family for four generations, brought over from the old country even, HAS BEEN IN THAT FSU GRAD'S COOTCH!


:tup:

[Listeria]

Wait I forgot this thing: :x

[r. mutt]

How big is your house? How messy is it? I could clean my 2100 sq ft place to a respectable level in about an hour.

:shake: There's a difference between 'straightening' and 'cleaning'.


As for the OP, he already seems willing to lie to his wife to some extent. Given that, he might as well go with whatever provides the most fun.

[BG5150]

So what happened?

Naked maids?

Straight-off-the-boat Philipino maid?

No maid?

[JUICE]

I went the sensible route and got the Latina maid, who both did a good job and was arguably more attractive than the nude maids.

My phone also butt dialed and left a voicemail to my wife from the bar, so I got busted for that before she even came home. I at least had a spotless home to fall back on as part of a complete defense strategy.

[Keef]

Was the maid attractive or just photogenic?

[matamagato]

you lost this deal

[Quasi]

Well it doesn't change the fact that that ring which has been in my family for four generations, brought over from the old country even, HAS BEEN IN THAT FSU GRAD'S COOTCH!


:tup:

:lol: Thank you, I needed that.

[RazorGuns]

there's a few here but not many.

why?

two hot chicks can make FAR more money stripping then cleaning a house. It's far easier, more fun and safer. Hot chicks here cna make $300/hr tax-free.

r

[asdfasdf]

there's a few here but not many.

why?

two hot chicks can make FAR more money stripping then cleaning a house. It's far easier, more fun and safer. Hot chicks here cna make $300/hr tax-free.

r

But there may be less stigma attached to the maid thing, after all, there's no sex in the champagne room.