The Simmmmp-sons!

[Dr T Non-Fan]

Sherri Bobbins episode was on last night.

SB: Hello, I'm Sherri Bobbins.
HS: Did you say Mary Poppins?
SB: No, I definitely did not say that. I'm an original creation, like Ricky Rouse or Monald Muck.

Please write your favorite lines here.

[Bolt]

In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

[Homer]

Women are like refrigerators. They both are 6 feet tall,weigh about 300 pounds, and make ice.

What is a wedding? Webster's defines "wedding" as the process of removing weeds from one's garden.

[Dr T Non-Fan]

BS: We want the truth!
SB: You can't handle the truth! No truth-handler, you! I deride your truth-handling abilities!

[Guero]

"To Alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems."

[Dr T Non-Fan]

HS: D'oh!
LS: A deer.
MS: A female deer.

[Dr T Non-Fan]

MB: Seeee my vest, See my vest
Made from real gorilla chest!....
...
See my loafers? Former gophers
Either that or skin my chauffeurs...
(end of song)

MB: I really like the vest!
WS: I gathered that.

[Anonymous]

For other people who might want to use Homer or Burns ect, can those users who registered those names post the passwords, in order that they are not the only ones who can use them? Thanks

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[Montgomery Burns]

Smithers, who are these mere mortals who think they can use my name???

[Dr T Non-Fan]

People will start to hoard those character names. Maybe start selling them for more than they're worth. That will stir someone's bee in her bonnet.

Oh, did I say "her"?

[Montgomery Burns]

Actually I think it's a pretty decent idea. I'd like to post as Homer sometimes, but I didn't get the Homer name.

Perhaps we can create some type of open ID's
where the Password is the Username (i.e. Homer is Homer).

I'd prefer not to give out this Password.
But I have little problem with sharing this or a similar name.

[Anonymous]

Marge: Homer, all that fat can't be good for you.

Homer: Don't worry Marge. The beer will melt all these fat away.

[Dr T Non-Fan]

Bart+Lisa: [laugh at an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon]
Marge: My, all this senseless violence. I don't understand the appeal.
Bart: We don't expected you to, Mom.
Lisa: If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in prime time.

(cheating -- copied from http://www.snpp.com)

[Homer]

" People will start to hoard those character names. Maybe start selling them for more than they're worth."

What did you have in mind?

[Dr T Non-Fan]

How about $5/gallon?

[roz]

HS Wait 7 days for gun? But I'm mad NOW.

[Homer]

"How about $5/gallon?"

But I wanted a peanut.
($5 will buy many peanuts.)
Please expalin.
(Money can be exchanged for goods and services.)
Woo hoo!

[Troy McClure]

I got Troy McClure!!!

[Homer]

Stupid TV! Be more funny!

[Dr T Non-Fan]

Dr Nick: You won't feel a thing -- until I shove this down your throat!
The most rewarding part was when they paid me.

[Griffin 1]

Dr. Nick: You've tried the best - now try the rest!

[Jack]

Homer to God "You're everywhere, You're omnivorous"

Bart " I didn't think it was possible but this both sucks and blows"

Carl "Homer's a great nuclear safety inspector but I don't know if I can trust him with my garbage"

Troy McClure singing "I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chmpanzee"

[Han Solo]

Some folk'll never lose a toe,
but then again, some folk'll
Like Cletus, the slack jawed yokel.

[Damn, Dirty Ape]

Prof Frink: No wait! Don't go! I have a theme song:
Hey! Hey!
Professor Frink,
Professor Frink
He'll make you laugh
He'll make you think
He'll make ... something
With the ... person ...
(sigh)
That monkey's gonna pay.

-----

Grampa (upon receiving a helper-monkey):Hmmm, I can't wait to eat that monkey.

-----

Bart:Maybe that chimp will lead us to help!
Homer:Or more mouth-watering monkeys!

-----

Mr. Burns (seeing his ape losing a monkey-knife-fight): Furious George! What have they done to you?

[Homer]

You mean the mob only did me a favor because they expected something in return?

[Anonymous]

Marge: But I fell in love with Homer Simpson! I don't want to snuggle with "Max Power"!

Homer (said while thrusting his hips forward like he's doing it doggy style): Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the "G"s!

This site has every Simpsons script http://www.snpp.com/episodeguide.html

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[Anonymous]

Homer: So I want the monogram to read "M-A-X P-O-W ... "

Employee: Sir, traditionally, a monogram is just initials.

Homer: Max Power doesn't abbreviate. Each letter is as
important as the one that preceded it. Maybe more
important! No, as important.

Employee: [sighing] Very well.

Homer: And if you've got enough room, add some exclamation
points and a pirate flag.


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[Griffin 8]

No, really, why do you think I delete them?

[Anonymous]

Lisa, can you open the window.
The police have Daddy's finger prints on file.
.
.
..
Well Lisa,
Feel like doing something stupid....
I know I do....

Isis exibit episode.

[Oliver Klozov]

Homer: Me so hungee!

(Isotope hunger strike episode)

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[Dr T Non-Fan]

First season is now available on DVD! Includes "Krusty gets Framed." Only 13 episodes (short season, starting X-mas '89(?))
Each season will be released sequentially every few months or so.

At Costco, it's only $25. Less than any Yahoo! store.

[Homer]

DTNF: What episode was that in, and who said it? It's not very funny.

[Dr T Non-Fan]

I believe it was....APU!

A (singing): "For no reason here's Apu."
All: "Those were the Days!"

[Dr T Non-Fan]

Homer: Oy, the way the Bee Gee's played,
Marge: Movies John Travolta made,
Homer: Guessing how much Elvis weighed,
Homer & Marge: Those were the days!
Marge: And you knew where you were then,
Homer: Watching shows like "Gentle Ben",
Homer & Marge: Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again!
Homer: Disco Duck and Fleetwood Mac,
Marge: Coming out of my eight-track,
Homer & Marge: Michael Jackson still was black, those were the days!

Then later:

Homer: Bart was feeling mighty blue,
Marge: It's a shame what school can do,
Apu: [sticks his head in front window] For no reason here's Apu,
Homer & Marge & Apu: Those were the days!

[Homer]

Dough, the stuff that buys me beer,
Ray, the guy who sells me the beer!
Me, the guy who drinks the beer,
Far, a long way to get beer!
So, I'll have another beer!
La, I'll have another beer!
Tea? No thanks I'm having beer!
Which brings us back to D'oh!

[Homer]

Marge: Homer, the Lord only asks for an hour a week.

Me: Then he should have made the week an hour longer. Lousy God.

[Joined10MinBefore911Hit]

Bart: Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

[mopete]

Homer: "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!"

[Brown Eyed Girl]

Boy! I thought it was just the actuarial students at my company that were obsessed with The Simpson's--but apparently they're &quot;normal.&quot;

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[EuroMonkey]

Ka-bump!

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[The Drunken Actuary]

Didn't get me that time.

[Mel-o-rama]

Mmmmm....Bump!

[Darth Tater]

Who watched it last nite with all the "great stories"? What about when "Everone who thinks about getting wood will think of Trojans!". Boy, that caught me off guard!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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[frummie]

Marge: Oh, you speak English.
Kodos: Actually we are speaking Rigelian. By astonishing coincidence, our languages are exactly the same!

[Pillow]

This is an article that a friend sent me in an e-mail. I think it's kind of a stretch, but also kind of an interesting perspective on the Simpsons. :smile:
http://www.latimes.com/tcn/ontario/news/front/la-iv0021290mar19.story

[frummie]

From that article:
As the camera pans, two young girls playing the game of patty-cake recite the following playground chant: "Cross my heart and hope to die / Here's the digits that make pi / 3.1415926535897932384..." and the camera pans away.



:smile:

[Dr T Non-Fan]

Chief, arresting a protester dressed as bovine: "Alright Cow-Boy, I'm taking you to Moo-nicipal Court!"
Black officer: "Good one, Chief."
Chief: "What? What did I say?"

[Mick Fan]

Bart just put up the word "Kwyjibo" in a game of Scrabble.

Homer: "What's a kwyjibo?"
Bart: "A fat, dumb, balding North American ape with no chin."

[Weatherman]

On 2002-03-22 12:01, Dr T Non-Fan wrote:
Chief, arresting a protester dressed as bovine: "Alright Cow-Boy, I'm taking you to Moo-nicipal Court!"
Black officer: "Good one, Chief."
Chief: "What? What did I say?"


From the same episode:

Homer: I knew this day would come. The cows are taking back what's theirs.

[Mntlpashnt]

"What's everyone's problem? I'm glad we're stranded. It'll be just like the Swiss Family Robinson, only with more cursing. We're gonna live like kings. d*mn hell ass kings!"
~Bart Simpson~

[The Drunken Actuary]

I couldn't tale seeing cumquats where it should say tda. Ahh, that's much better.

[Tom Servo]

The new Albuquerque AAA baseball team will be called the Isotopes (http://www.abqtrib.com/archives/sports02/090402_sports_isotopes.shtml).

[Dick the Bruiser]

RW: My daddy shoots people

[Anonymous]

I love you Papa Homer.

I love you too, Pepsi.

Pepe.

Pepe.

[Mel Gibson]

I liked the episode where I came to Sprigfield and Homer helped me to make a great movie. I got to kill someone with the American flag. It was great!

[Maine-iac]

Life imitates art.

http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/06/offbeat.television.simpsons.reut/index.html

[Maxine]

Homer: I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T!
____________
Ralph: My cat smells like cat food
____________
Edna Krabaple: The children are right to laugh at you Ralphie.
____________
Homer: You're telling me ham, bacon and pork chops come for the same animal? One magical animal?
____________
Uder: I cannot run, my belly's full of choco-lat

[Big D]

Customer at bait shop: Has anyone ever caught this General Sherman?

Owner of bait shop: Fella nearly caught him once. Went by the name of Homer. Seven foot tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold and hard. And he had a shock of hair; red, like the fires of hell.

[Han Solo]

Apprentice: But master, we need your skilled hands.
Master sushi chef: My skilled hands are busy!

[The Drunken Actuary]

Your conscious tells you to vote for a Democrat, but in your heart, you want a Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king.I know that's what I want.

[The Drunken Actuary]

We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.Yeah, that was a good one too.

[The Drunken Actuary]

I KNEW IT!! And I have no idea why you do it. Why do you?

[Maxprime]

RW: "Tastes like burning . . . "

[Griffin 5]

I KNEW IT!! And I have no idea why you do it. Why do you?Oh, that's what you got. The reason I do it is not anything that would lead you to believe that you have just gotten me.

[The Drunken Actuary]

I KNEW IT!! And I have no idea why you do it. Why do you?Oh, that's what you got. The reason I do it is not anything that would lead you to believe that you have just gotten me.You knew what I got. Don't play stupid, it doesn't become you.

OK, so maybe I didn't get you. I'll have to take your word for it. So why do you do it?

I see that you've taken to musical Griffin's today. I'm sure that's not because I got you.

[Tim><]

I KNEW IT!! And I have no idea why you do it. Why do you?Oh, that's what you got. The reason I do it is not anything that would lead you to believe that you have just gotten me.You knew what I got. Don't play stupid, it doesn't become you.

OK, so maybe I didn't get you. I'll have to take your word for it. So why do you do it?

How many times are you going to post here without contributing a quote?

[The Drunken Actuary]

I KNEW IT!! And I have no idea why you do it. Why do you?Oh, that's what you got. The reason I do it is not anything that would lead you to believe that you have just gotten me.You knew what I got. Don't play stupid, it doesn't become you.

OK, so maybe I didn't get you. I'll have to take your word for it. So why do you do it?

How many times are you going to post here without contributing a quote?This thread died almost two years ago. I resurrected it for my own purposes which has nothing to do with the Simpsons.

[Tim><]

I KNEW IT!! And I have no idea why you do it. Why do you?Oh, that's what you got. The reason I do it is not anything that would lead you to believe that you have just gotten me.You knew what I got. Don't play stupid, it doesn't become you.

OK, so maybe I didn't get you. I'll have to take your word for it. So why do you do it?

How many times are you going to post here without contributing a quote?This thread died almost two years ago. I resurrected it for my own purposes which has nothing to do with the Simpsons.

For how many years are you going to post her without contributing a quote?

[The Drunken Actuary]

I KNEW IT!! And I have no idea why you do it. Why do you?Oh, that's what you got. The reason I do it is not anything that would lead you to believe that you have just gotten me.You knew what I got. Don't play stupid, it doesn't become you.

OK, so maybe I didn't get you. I'll have to take your word for it. So why do you do it?

How many times are you going to post here without contributing a quote?This thread died almost two years ago. I resurrected it for my own purposes which has nothing to do with the Simpsons.

For how many years are you going to post her without contributing a quote?I think my work here is done, actually. But thanks for caring.

[Maxprime]

I KNEW IT!! And I have no idea why you do it. Why do you?Oh, that's what you got. The reason I do it is not anything that would lead you to believe that you have just gotten me.You knew what I got. Don't play stupid, it doesn't become you.

OK, so maybe I didn't get you. I'll have to take your word for it. So why do you do it?

How many times are you going to post here without contributing a quote?This thread died almost two years ago. I resurrected it for my own purposes which has nothing to do with the Simpsons.

You low down dirty ape - I loathe you. :crazy:

[Actuarius]

I KNEW IT!! And I have no idea why you do it. Why do you?Oh, that's what you got. The reason I do it is not anything that would lead you to believe that you have just gotten me.You knew what I got. Don't play stupid, it doesn't become you.

OK, so maybe I didn't get you. I'll have to take your word for it. So why do you do it?

How many times are you going to post here without contributing a quote?This thread died almost two years ago. I resurrected it for my own purposes which has nothing to do with the Simpsons.

Well, I, for one, am glad that you did. I can't get enough Simpsons quotes, and I enjoyed reading all of these.

[orion]

Am I too late? :wink: Oh well, anyway...

MS: "What are you doing? Why are you frosting that old throw pillow?"
HS: "I could ask you the very same question."
MS: "Should I just back out of the room?"
HS: "Would you?"

[The Drunken Actuary]

I KNEW IT!! And I have no idea why you do it. Why do you?Oh, that's what you got. The reason I do it is not anything that would lead you to believe that you have just gotten me.You knew what I got. Don't play stupid, it doesn't become you.

OK, so maybe I didn't get you. I'll have to take your word for it. So why do you do it?

How many times are you going to post here without contributing a quote?This thread died almost two years ago. I resurrected it for my own purposes which has nothing to do with the Simpsons.

You low down dirty ape - I loathe you. :crazy:After all that Vegas advice I gave you? You suck.

[The Drunken Actuary]

I KNEW IT!! And I have no idea why you do it. Why do you?Oh, that's what you got. The reason I do it is not anything that would lead you to believe that you have just gotten me.You knew what I got. Don't play stupid, it doesn't become you.

OK, so maybe I didn't get you. I'll have to take your word for it. So why do you do it?

How many times are you going to post here without contributing a quote?This thread died almost two years ago. I resurrected it for my own purposes which has nothing to do with the Simpsons.

Well, I, for one, am glad that you did. I can't get enough Simpsons quotes, and I enjoyed reading all of these.You're welcome.

[DeepPurple]

Who'll save the wee turtles!?!?!?

Help, Save me from the Wee Turtles!!!!!