Bachmann Takes Dump

[Jim Luther Davis]

oh nos!!!!



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!


PLEASE GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WANNA KILL MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MICHELLE PLEASE STAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rickson]

In Romney's Mouth...

Penthouse Feb 2012 Beaver Hunt photo of the month!

[Jim Luther Davis]

The 2nd saddest day of my life. (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/michele-bachmann-expected-quit-presidential-race-following-poor-161724564.html)

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This has to be a positive for Santorum. Maybe not a huge positive since he had already taken most of her votes. Perry could be out soon too and most of those votes would probably go to Santorum (or Gingrich?) over Romney.

[DixieFlyer]

In Romney's Mouth...

Penthouse Feb 2012 Beaver Hunt photo of the month!

no, in Bachmann's mouth:
http://www.womeneatingsausages.com/2011/08/15/michele-bachmann-eating-corn-dog/

[FormLetter]

I am very happy that there is a website called "women eatings sausages dot com".

[Snagus]

There goes $2/gal gas.

[erosewater]

That sounds hot

[Smart Actuary]

I did find Michelle rather attractive. Seriously. :(

[Guerilla poster]

As a woman who had 28 kids, hot dog in a hallway is likely an understatement

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As a woman who had 28 kids, hot dog in a hallway is likely an understatement
She probably has to bundle her stuff up and tie it to her leg.

[Rickson]

She probably has to bundle her stuff up and tie it to her leg.

Like two over cooked stretched out beggin strips....

[FormLetter]

You cook your beggin strips? WTF? I guess your dog appreciates it.

[erosewater]

Beggin Strips do not taste like bacon, I should have asked for my money back

[FormLetter]

True. They don't taste quite like bacon. They taste more like Pupperonis, which are closer in taste to Slim Jims than to bacon.

[Guest]

I hate Bachmann...but seriously guys.

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I hate Bachmann...but seriously guys.


Why do you hate bacon?

[Guest]

Why do you hate bacon?

:exams:

[erosewater]

I hate Bachmann...but seriously guys.

I'm only here for the beggin strips, they were my dog's favorite

[2pac Shakur]

Bachmann Takes Dump

TTIWWP

[Rickson]

You cook your beggin strips? WTF? I guess your dog appreciates it.

No no just trying to give a visual...

I never thought of heating them up...that would just be yuck.

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I hate Bachmann...but seriously guys.
I think you got us all wrong. We were simply saying that her lady parts are so stretched out and wrinkly that they require elaborate handling and custom undergarments.

[Harry]

I think you got us all wrong. We were simply saying that her lady parts are so stretched out and wrinkly that they require elaborate handling and custom undergarments.
Thanks for the visual.

[erosewater]

Has anyone met Uma IRL? Is she hot?

[Guerilla poster]

We don't treat male politicians any better.

[Guest]

Let's see if Jim Luther answers that one...

[Guest]

We don't treat male politicians much better.

I guess it's just what's being attacked.

For women, it goes right to her sexual attractiveness.

Is anyone speculating on how withered and tiny Newt Gingrich's penis is?

No, of course not.

But there are of course endless discussions about how hot a male candidate's wife is.

[erosewater]

Women are not objects guys. I respect you for your brains Uma

[Guest]

Women are not objects guys. I respect you for your brains Uma

That's only because you don't know what I look like.

[Guest]

And I admit I used to value John Edwards for his looks, back in the day (WTF was I thinking...ew.)

[erosewater]

That's only because you don't know what I look like.

I'm looking into your office with binoculars right now. With my pants off

[erosewater]

And I admit I used to value John Edwards for his looks, back in the day (WTF was I thinking...ew.)

It was that nice hair

[Rickson]

And I admit I used to value John Edwards for his looks, back in the day (WTF was I thinking...ew.)

Uma are you smokin hot or beggin strips?

[Guerilla poster]

I guess it's just what's being attacked.

For women, it goes right to her sexual attractiveness.

Is anyone speculating on how withered and tiny Newt Gingrich's penis is?

No, of course not.

But there are of course endless discussions about how hot a male candidate's wife is.


We are men, we don't usually think about other men's penises, at least the majority of us.

Romney has nice hair though.

[TheGillotine]

I guess it's just what's being attacked.

For women, it goes right to her sexual attractiveness.

Is anyone speculating on how withered and tiny Newt Gingrich's penis is?

No, of course not.

But there are of course endless discussions about how hot a male candidate's wife is.

I've had many a conversation about Ron Paul's balls.

[Guest]

It was that nice hair

Actually, it was his teeth! He had nice teeth.

Then his personality went and ruined it all.

[Guest]

We are men, we don't usually think about other men's penises, at least the majority of us.

Romney has nice hair though.


I prolly wouldn't kick 'im outta bed. Back in the day.

[Guest]

I've had many a conversation about Ron Paul's balls.

Fair enough.

[erosewater]

I prolly wouldn't kick 'im outta bed. Back in the day.

You would when he took his clothes off and you saw the special undies

[FormLetter]

Has anyone met Uma IRL? Is she hot?

If you ever meet her you will see that she is exactly as beautiful as you want her to be.

[FormLetter]

I guess it's just what's being attacked.

For women, it goes right to her sexual attractiveness.

Is anyone speculating on how withered and tiny Newt Gingrich's penis is?

No, of course not.

But there are of course endless discussions about how hot a male candidate's wife is.

My woman told me I was a stupid pair of wrinkly old Ron Paul balls.

Yeah, not that I HAD them, that I WAS them.

[Guest]

I like her!

[Malik Shabazz]

You would when he took his clothes off and you saw the special undies
Making fun of a candidate's religion and religious practice is really low. :shake:

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They have special undies?

[erosewater]

Making fun of a candidate's religion and religious practice is really low. :shake:

No it's not. There's nothing special about anyone's religion that exempts it from criticism and/or jokes. If you think god will disapprove of you unless you wear special undies/eat Jesus crackers/knock on doors pushing pamphlets/reduce your thetan level, we are free to poke fun at it.

[Malik Shabazz]

They have special undies?
Yes. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_garment

[BigBen]

Making fun of a candidate's religion and religious practice is really low. :shake:

Fundie religious practices are fair game in my book! FWIW, I'm Jewish, and the orthodox Jews also have silly special 'magic underwear'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tallit_katan#Tallit_katan

[Malik Shabazz]

Fundie religious practices are fair game in my book! FWIW, I'm Jewish, and the orthodox Jews also have silly special 'magic underwear'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tallit_katan#Tallit_katanI have a high tolerance level for what people do (to themselves) in the name of religion, and I don't think it's nice to poke fun at it.

[BigBen]

I have a high tolerance level for what people do (to themselves) in the name of religion, and I don't think it's nice to poke fun at it.

It's very gracious of you to extend them a courtesy that they probably would not extend to you.

[erosewater]

:meltdown: