Axis of ?

[Captain America]

I'm trying to come up with something witty to put in the From: portion of my profile. I was thinking Axis of Really, Really Handsome (and Smart, too).

Could I get some help?

Cheap shots accepted, even encouraged!

[The Drunken Actuary]

Is there a prize for the winner? How about Axis of the Rightocrats. (I hope GP gets here soon, I don't know how much longer I can keep this up.)

[Lee Mellon]

Axis of prophylaxis?
Axis of taxes?
Axis of axes? asses?
Axis of access?

[Captain America]

A prize will be awarded. I cannot divulge what it is at this time.

[Maine-iac]

Axis of weevils?
Axis of Knevil?

[The Diabolical Biz Markie]

Axis of Whup-ass!

Axis of Love (pronounced....Luuuuuuuuuvvv)

Axis of Stylin....WOOOOO...and profilin'!

Axis me no questions....


<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Shekky Tree on 2002-02-12 08:55 ]</font>

[Captain America]

:lol:

[The Diabolical Biz Markie]

The phrase "whup-ass" has been a staple in my lexicon since I heard a Texan say, when asked about the "strategy" in the Persian Gulf War..."STRATEGY?! There ain't gonna be no strategy....just gonna be some good old-fashioned Texas WHUP-ASS!".

That really, in retrospect, needed a
"WOOOOOO" after it. :wink:

[Happy Extinction]

Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya,
China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as
Evil,"
which they said would be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea
axis President Bush warned of his State of the
Union address.

Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as
having,
for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are just as evil... in their
dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're
the best evils... best at being evil... we're the best."

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although
they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil. "They told
us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.

"An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President
Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In
World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can
only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool."

International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as
within minutes, France surrendered.

Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what
became a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they
had
formed the Axis of Somewhat Evil, forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and
Myanmar in the Axis of Occasionally Evil, while Bulgaria, Indonesia and
Russia established the Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally
Disagreeable.

With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up:
Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the Axis of
Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the
Olympics;
Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the Axis of Nations That Are Actually
Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America, and
Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the Axis of Countries That Be
Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick. "That's not a threat, really, just
something we like to do," said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack
McConnell.

While wondering if the other nations of the world were serious, a cautious
President Bush granted approval for most axes, although he
rejected the establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names End in
"Guay," accusing one of its members of filing a false application.
Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

Italy, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately,
world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.

[Captain America]

On 2002-02-12 09:04, Shekky Tree wrote:
The phrase "whup-ass" has been a staple in my lexicon since I heard a Texan say, when asked about the "strategy" in the Persian Gulf War..."STRATEGY?! There ain't gonna be no strategy....just gonna be some good old-fashioned Texas WHUP-ASS!".

That really, in retrospect, needed a
"WOOOOOO" after it. :wink:



Did he say STRATEGY or STRATEGERY?
:wink:

[Minerva]

Axis of Symmetry?
Axis of Good Things?
Axis of Truth and Justice?

[Pseudolus]

axis of prophylaxis

(speaking dentally, of course)

[The Diabolical Biz Markie]

How about...

Axis of Didn't See Lee's Posts, Did You?

:grin:

[42]

Captain, I hope the prize isn't an autographed picture of yourself!

Josh, LOL! You missed your calling as a writer for Monty Python.

[L. Mo]

gee Josh, I received that in an e-mail from 2 different people last week. you might want to give credit where it's due, SatireWire.com

[The Drunken Actuary]

You mean Josh didn't write that??

[Lee Mellon]

I thought that was an "Onion" excerpt.

[Happy Extinction]

No idea where it came from, I just thought is was funny.

[Captain America]

On 2002-02-12 10:45, 42 wrote:
Captain, I hope the prize isn't an autographed picture of yourself!


:shock:

Why not?!?

Actually, it's an all expenses paid trip for two to AndyLand, where the sky is green, cats and dogs play together, and the Cubs win the World Series every year.

[Captain America]

Thanks everyone. And the winner is...
Minerva!

Your tickets are in the mail, enjoy your trip!

[Minerva]

You're most welcome - who wants to come with?