Short Ski Trip Write Up to Wet the Appetite

[Agadefe]

I promised some people I'd write a short, preliminary one of these when I got back, so here goes.

I am sure the people staying later will have many more exciting stories and analysis when they get back. So this will just be a list of quick-hits of things that happened in an approximate chronological order. I hurt my back and didn't snowboard so you'll have to wait for that. Obviously everything from my POV, there were a few times where people broke off into different groups (or had to get up at 6am to ski so went to bed earlier).

-Great beer and trying to help our waiter figure out how to get Medicaid benefits. The consensus we came to was "he's probably screwed".
-Going to another great restaurant/bar with good beer. The three people that brought their girlfriends all turn out to have very attractive girlfriends that got along with everyone (and even seemed to respond favorably when I kept bringing up how they are hanging out with their bf's internet friends). Well done guys!
-An amazing bar with old school video games inside and Jenga with large blocks outside.
-Hugging people on the street.
-Me talking to every woman I saw with my patented child-rape and midget-vagina pick-up lines. Results were mixed.
-Oblivious telling a girl directly about getting a number and having her much more into him than she was into smekta and I.
-Reindeer hot dogs and having very 'interesting' conversations around a lot of other people.
-MAX. showing off her great cooking skills.
-MAX. somehow getting a bunch of the guys to do most of the actual work for her.
-Tom and ao fan, both tipsy, one room, nowhere to run.
-Shirts off orgy room pile-up.
-Hot tub!
-Sledding in the cold.
-Being a sled for Samantha.
-Some light nakedness.
-Naked sledding!
-Shame
-Sleeping with ditka, almost sleeping with ditka AND Mr F (next time).
-Getting blocked in by erosewater's friends and having the whole house try to figure out a crafty way for Samantha, V1per and I to be able to get out or to contact them.
-Getting out in the nick of time.
-Appreciating V1per for driving us all the way to the airport.
-Talking about lotsa personal stuff with Samantha in the airport.
-Hopefully avoiding future shallow grave placement.

That's about all I got. Meeting everyone was awesome, as expected. I really hope that anything that happened while I was there will be added to by even more awesomeness to come. Looking forward to hearing about it!

[The Drunken Actuary]

Should we know what you are talking about?

[matamagato]

i think the key word in his entire post is NAKED

[bokiz333]

Should we know what you are talking about?

He's telling his story...which is really the story of all of us. Told about some of us, by one of us.

[The Drunken Actuary]

Oh, I get it. another one of those AO meets.

I don't really like this trend. The idea of an anonymous internet message board seems to be lost on some. Ironically, Samantha is a party to all of this. :shake:

[Samantha]

Oh, I get it. another one of those AO meets.

I don't really like this trend. The idea of an anonymous internet message board seems to be lost on some. Ironically, Samantha is a party to all of this. :shake:

Your name was mentioned many times, my friend. You need to make it one of these!! :judge:

[The Drunken Actuary]

I thought it was whet your appetite, anyway. Google monkey?

[ShebaPoe]

The anonymity is going away, at times.

This, I think, is good.

[bokiz333]

My appetite is moist at best.

[Samantha]

I thought it was whet your appetite, anyway. Google monkey?

Not when there is a hot tub and naked sledding involved.

I believe that's called "poetic license" ;-)

[Loner]

Were you and ditka nekkid in the bed together? pics or it didn't happen.

[Loner]

Oh, I get it. another one of those AO meets.

I don't really like this trend. The idea of an anonymous internet message board seems to be lost on some. Ironically, Samantha is a party to all of this. :shake:

Don't worry Alice, your secret is safe with me. I won't tell anyone you're actually a 56-year old housewife and retired math teacher from Omaha who was born male and regrets having the surgery.

Oops.

[The Drunken Actuary]

Not when there is a hot tub and naked sledding involved.

I believe that's called "poetic license" ;-)

That makes sense because this didn't really whet my appetite.

[The Drunken Actuary]

Don't worry Alice, your secret is safe with me. I won't tell anyone you're actually a 56-year old housewife and retired math teacher from Omaha who was born male and regrets having the surgery.

Oops.

Thanks, Fred.

[Agadefe]

Your name was mentioned many times, my friend. You need to make it one of these!! :judge:

:iatp:

TDA, stop being so negative. Everyone wants to meet you, you're a legend. I really hope you come out to the Columbus one.

[freddecker]

Thanks, Fred.

Huh?

[Johnny Deformed]

That makes sense because this didn't really whet my appetite.

Me neither, but it did increase my wetness.

[V1per41]

Were you and ditka nekkid in the bed together? pics or it didn't happen.

Not naked, but just about everyone was able to pile into a single bed.... and yes, pics do exist :tfh:

[Guerilla poster]

I want to know more about the skiing and the beer and Samantha's new swimsuit.

[Samantha]

I want to know more about the skiing and the beer and Samantha's new swimsuit.

There was skiing? :-?

[2pac Shakur]

Was Sheba at this one?

[Guerilla poster]

There was skiing? :-?


Or boarding?

Why go to the mountains if you aren't going to take advantage of the gravity? Just kidding.

[Samantha]

Was Sheba at this one?

No. Some lame-ass excuse about family ... blah blah blah ;-)

jk, Sheba. We understand, but you were missed!


Or boarding?

Why go to the mountains if you aren't going to take advantage of the gravity? Just kidding.

Oh there was plenty of that! ;-)

[V1per41]

Sheeba wasn't there, he had to back out a few days before the trip.

Since I'm the only of the three early exits that hit the slopes, I suppose I have to give the ski/snowboard review.

I spent Saturday riding with far_side & Ditka, we had a good time hitting up resolution bowl, and I dragged the two of them down some double diamond runs. Both are good skiers. Ditka looks almost like a 6 year old out there, with legs apart, arms out, and just barreling down runs. But he makes it down (usually with out falling ;) )

It was just Oblivious an I on Sunday, as we got a little later start then everyone else. Definitely an expert rider, and we took the opportunity to search out the best Copper could dish out as us. Most of the front of the mountain was pretty skied off by Sunday, but the back bowls all had some decent snow left, so we spent the morning learning out to ride a t-bar on snowboards, and then riding double diamonds, tree runs, and expert-only terrain -- navigating around bare rock, cliff faces.

[Listeria]

My appetite is moist at best.
Actually an appetite is wheted. Which would leave you mhoist.

[Violet Beauregarde]

:iatp:

TDA, stop being so negative. Everyone wants to meet you, you're a legend. I really hope you come out to the Columbus one.

:iatp:

[matamagato]

No. Some lame-ass excuse about family ... blah blah blah ;-)

jk, Sheba. We understand, but you were missed!




Oh there was plenty of that! ;-)

mother of god...

[erosewater]

If things are going to be whetted someone could have used some lube when I was roofied on Saturday. Still a little sore

[oblivious]

Sheeba wasn't there, he had to back out a few days before the trip.

Since I'm the only of the three early exits that hit the slopes, I suppose I have to give the ski/snowboard review.

I spent Saturday riding with far_side & Ditka, we had a good time hitting up resolution bowl, and I dragged the two of them down some double diamond runs. Both are good skiers. Ditka looks almost like a 6 year old out there, with legs apart, arms out, and just barreling down runs. But he makes it down (usually with out falling ;) )

It was just Oblivious an I on Sunday, as we got a little later start then everyone else. Definitely an expert rider, and we took the opportunity to search out the best Copper could dish out as us. Most of the front of the mountain was pretty skied off by Sunday, but the back bowls all had some decent snow left, so we spent the morning learning out to ride a t-bar on snowboards, and then riding double diamonds, tree runs, and expert-only terrain -- navigating around bare rock, cliff faces.

:tup:

[zoolander]

I promised some people I'd write a short, preliminary one of these when I got back, so here goes.

I am sure the people staying later will have many more exciting stories and analysis when they get back. So this will just be a list of quick-hits of things that happened in an approximate chronological order. I hurt my back and didn't snowboard so you'll have to wait for that. Obviously everything from my POV, there were a few times where people broke off into different groups (or had to get up at 6am to ski so went to bed earlier).

-Great beer and trying to help our waiter figure out how to get Medicaid benefits. The consensus we came to was "he's probably screwed".
-Going to another great restaurant/bar with good beer. The three people that brought their girlfriends all turn out to have very attractive girlfriends that got along with everyone (and even seemed to respond favorably when I kept bringing up how they are hanging out with their bf's internet friends). Well done guys!
-An amazing bar with old school video games inside and Jenga with large blocks outside.
-Hugging people on the street.
-Me talking to every woman I saw with my patented child-rape and midget-vagina pick-up lines. Results were mixed.
-Oblivious telling a girl directly about getting a number and having her much more into him than she was into smekta and I.
-Reindeer hot dogs and having very 'interesting' conversations around a lot of other people.
-MAX. showing off her great cooking skills.
-MAX. somehow getting a bunch of the guys to do most of the actual work for her.
-Tom and ao fan, both tipsy, one room, nowhere to run.
-Shirts off orgy room pile-up.
-Hot tub!
-Sledding in the cold.
-Being a sled for Samantha.
-Some light nakedness.
-Naked sledding!
-Shame
-Sleeping with ditka, almost sleeping with ditka AND Mr F (next time).
-Getting blocked in by erosewater's friends and having the whole house try to figure out a crafty way for Samantha, V1per and I to be able to get out or to contact them.
-Getting out in the nick of time.
-Appreciating V1per for driving us all the way to the airport.
-Talking about lotsa personal stuff with Samantha in the airport.
-Hopefully avoiding future shallow grave placement.

That's about all I got. Meeting everyone was awesome, as expected. I really hope that anything that happened while I was there will be added to by even more awesomeness to come. Looking forward to hearing about it!

you *******, how dare you forget about our sweet sweet night together

[Nee-2-No-Bases]

I don't like hearing about meetups I was not at. It's too painful.

But I'm glad you all had fun. Don't worry about me. In two or three weeks, I won't even be crying myself to sleep anymore.

I miss you, posters I've previously met that we're at this meetup. Posters I haven't met, I dream of the day that I can miss you too.

[Samantha]

I don't like hearing about meetups I was not at. It's too painful.

We trying carrying around a life-sized cardboard cutout of you. But you kinda fell apart in the hot tub. :-(

[MAX.]

We trying carrying around a life-sized cardboard cutout of you. But you kinda fell apart in the hot tub. :-(

He was definitely missed for the naked parts.

[Baby, ByeBye]

The two anonymous legends that need to show up eventually. TDA and Listy

[Violet Beauregarde]

The two anonymous legends that need to show up eventually. TDA and Listy
what about you?

[Baby, ByeBye]

what about you?

Probably not this year. Need to use up my PTOs for family matters. Maybe next year!

[Baby, ByeBye]

Oh yeah, how did you like Tom? Impression changed?

[Agadefe]

you *******, how dare you forget about our sweet sweet night together

Ahh yeah that was also great. Our bed was much bigger there so you felt further away than ditka did, but emotionally still very close :love:

[Violet Beauregarde]

I don't like hearing about meetups I was not at. It's too painful.

But I'm glad you all had fun. Don't worry about me. In two or three weeks, I won't even be crying myself to sleep anymore.

I miss you, posters I've previously met that we're at this meetup. Posters I haven't met, I dream of the day that I can miss you too.

gives you motivation to come to the next one. :grin:

[Violet Beauregarde]

Probably not this year. Need to use up my PTOs for family matters. Maybe next year!

that blows. well, the ohio one might not really require pto depending on where you're coming from.

[Violet Beauregarde]

Oh yeah, how did you like Tom? Impression changed?

Tom is awesome. He resurrected me. :grin:

other than that, cool person. I assumed I'd probably like Tom irl though.

[tgadd]

that blows. well, the ohio one might not really require pto depending on where you're coming from.

I see you convinced Tom to wake you up, is this what came from what goes on behind closed doors?

eta - doh, ninja'd

[Baby, ByeBye]

Tom is awesome. He resurrected me. :grin:

other than that, cool person. I assumed I'd probably like Tom irl though.

No Quinn?

[Nee-2-No-Bases]

He was definitely missed for the naked parts.

You're not helping.

Add another week to my crying myself to sleep.

No matter what the circumstances are, I'm gonna find an opportunity to get naked at the next one.

gives you motivation to come to the next one. :grin:

Oh, I won't miss many more.

[tgadd]

No matter what the circumstances are, I'm gonna find an opportunity to get naked at the next one.


Naked bouncy castle touch football doesn't sound like it could possibly end badly

[Violet Beauregarde]

No Quinn?

Well no :cry:

But im happy about violet.

[DudeMan]

Well no :cry:

But im happy about violet.

Me too :clap:

[Johnny Deformed]

Violent Beauregarde! It's nice to see that the ao_fan possy has been rewarded by Tom for finally behaving the way the mods want. I'll bet Quinn returns one day.

[Listeria]

No Quinn?
omgstfumf!

[Listeria]

The two anonymous legends that need to show up eventually. TDA and Listy
:lol: :hug:

[Baby, ByeBye]

omgstfumf!

oh my god shut the f up my face? what?

[Bobby]

mother effer ?

[Listeria]

yeah just sayin don't be encouraging this!

[That Goblin]

Tom is awesome. He resurrected me. :grin:

other than that, cool person. I assumed I'd probably like Tom irl though.

So, is this your new main alt?

[Baby, ByeBye]

AO rule #1: Do not do alt speculation. Except for ao fan. You can out all her alts and you'll still be fine

[Violet Beauregarde]

So, is this your new main alt?

For now yeah.

[Listeria]

oh and

thankstom! ;-)

[Violet Beauregarde]

AO rule #1: Do not do alt speculation. Except for ao fan. You can out all her alts and you'll still be fine

Just my public alts. There are a few I don't want outed and haven't linked myself. Haven't posted with them much though.

[That Goblin]

For now yeah.
I like Buru Buru. Then Quinn.............. then ao fan. I don't like this one at all.

[That Goblin]

Just my public alts. There are a few I don't want outed and haven't linked myself. Haven't posted with them much though.
Do you think if I'd gone to Denver, Tom would have resurrected Every Guy Ever?

[Violet Beauregarde]

I like Buru Buru. Then Quinn.............. then ao fan. I don't like this one at all.

:cry:

[Violet Beauregarde]

Do you think if I'd gone to Denver, Tom would have resurrected Every Guy Ever?

Hard to say. Should have come. You'll never know now.

[That Goblin]

Hard to say. Should have come. You'll never know now.
Well, given my circumstances, it's a good thing that I didn't.

[Baby, ByeBye]

Well, given my circumstances, it's a good thing that I didn't.

are you an anonymous ao'er too

[Violet Beauregarde]

I like Buru Buru. Then Quinn.............. then ao fan. I don't like this one at all.

I really like the character. Maybe it will grow on you. I didn't post enough with it before she was banned.

[That Goblin]

I really like the character. Maybe it will grow on you. I didn't post enough with it before she was banned.
Why'd you get banned in the first place?