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The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:19 PM
Inmate
The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:19 PM
Vagrant
The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:20 PM
Bum
The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:20 PM
Starving artist
Aeitra
03-28-2012, 02:20 PM
Lumberjack
The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:20 PM
drug addict
The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:21 PM
gang member (although maybe the lower level ones are still donkeys)
Smart Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:21 PM
entrepreuner...hahahah
The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:21 PM
Homeless
The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:21 PM
Street Person
Smart Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:21 PM
horse
Dismal Science
03-28-2012, 02:21 PM
Lottery winner
The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:22 PM
Guy that sells junk at flea markets
Smart Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:22 PM
Lottery winner
FALSE.....there is so much donkey shit that comes with that man
The Voice of Reason
03-28-2012, 02:22 PM
pimp
Smart Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:23 PM
pimp
FALSE - too much hustling keeping hookers in check and Accounts Payable can really wreck havoc on your balance sheet.
Dismal Science
03-28-2012, 02:24 PM
FALSE.....there is so much donkey shit that comes with that man
If you win $200 MM ++ almost everyone in the world is your bitch. So please explain how that makes the lottery winner a donkey...
The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:24 PM
Collecting the scraps from crashed armored cars in canada.
Smart Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:25 PM
If you win $200 MM ++ almost everyone in the world is your bitch. So please explain how that makes the lottery winner a donkey...
taxes, lawyers, accountants, ex wives, investment advisors, media
matamagato
03-28-2012, 02:25 PM
zangief
matamagato
03-28-2012, 02:25 PM
blanka
Gonzo
03-28-2012, 02:26 PM
actuary
Dismal Science
03-28-2012, 02:26 PM
actuary
GTFO
The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:27 PM
Flashing your tits at Mardi Gras in exchange for beads
tgadd
03-28-2012, 02:28 PM
Plastic Surgeon
tgadd
03-28-2012, 02:29 PM
Donkey-show attendee.
Dismal Science
03-28-2012, 02:30 PM
Professional student
Gonzo
03-28-2012, 02:30 PM
consultant
tgadd
03-28-2012, 02:30 PM
Professional live-in-your-parent's-basement-dweller
Dismal Science
03-28-2012, 02:31 PM
God
Gonzo
03-28-2012, 02:31 PM
soldier
Gonzo
03-28-2012, 02:31 PM
sandwich artist
MountainGirl
03-28-2012, 02:32 PM
zombie
Happy Skunk
03-28-2012, 02:33 PM
Bill Gates?
The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:33 PM
Stunt driver
The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:33 PM
Sushi Chef
The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:33 PM
Hooker
tgadd
03-28-2012, 02:33 PM
stunt kite driver.
The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:33 PM
Professional Game Show Contestant
tgadd
03-28-2012, 02:33 PM
sushi rice chef
The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:34 PM
Race Car Driver
tgadd
03-28-2012, 02:34 PM
fluffer
The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:34 PM
Police Dog
The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:34 PM
Simsuit Model Photographer
Gonzo
03-28-2012, 02:34 PM
executioner
The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:34 PM
Swimsuit Model
The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:35 PM
Prison Warden
The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:35 PM
Dictator of a small central american country
The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:35 PM
Cartoon Character
The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:36 PM
Voice Over guy for when voice overs are needed for stuff
Gonzo
03-28-2012, 02:36 PM
joker, smoker, midnight toker
The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:36 PM
Playmate of the Year
The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:36 PM
joker, smoker, midnight toker
I think jokers are donkeys
Super Silver Haze
03-28-2012, 02:36 PM
zangief
:lol:
Gonzo
03-28-2012, 02:36 PM
batman
tgadd
03-28-2012, 02:37 PM
batman
but what about Robin
ditkaworshipper
03-28-2012, 02:37 PM
Simsuit Model Photographer
Swimsuit Model
Dude, these are actually pretty donkey jobs.
TDA, what the deal with the Lucille Ball avatar?
Gonzo
03-28-2012, 02:37 PM
I think jokers are donkeys
depends on what level
Gonzo
03-28-2012, 02:37 PM
but what about Robin
total donkey
Gonzo
03-28-2012, 02:38 PM
regional VP
The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:39 PM
Dude, these are actually pretty donkey jobs.
Uh, YEAh right. Keep braying, cubicle dweller!
ShebaPoe
03-28-2012, 02:59 PM
Donkey trainer.
asdfasdf
03-28-2012, 03:52 PM
Collecting the scraps from crashed armored cars in canada.
RN!
regional VP
assistant to the regional VP
Donkey trainer.
Supermarket manager.
Prostitute.
ORLYLOL
03-28-2012, 03:54 PM
ferrier
The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 03:56 PM
Donkey trainer.
But you have to work with all those donkeys! No thanks!!!
Aeitra
03-28-2012, 04:01 PM
Donkey show girl
Vomik
03-28-2012, 04:02 PM
Bearded woman
Vomik
03-28-2012, 04:02 PM
internet troll
Vomik
03-28-2012, 04:02 PM
Home heating and cooling repair man
Vomik
03-28-2012, 04:03 PM
lord and savior
oedipus rex
03-28-2012, 04:07 PM
the entire concept of a "job" is donkey
Vomik
03-28-2012, 04:08 PM
Coxswain
Vomik
03-28-2012, 04:08 PM
Valet
ditkaworshipper
03-28-2012, 04:11 PM
Uh, YEAh right. Keep braying, cubicle dweller!
Hee Haw mother****er!
Gonzo
03-28-2012, 04:14 PM
gold digger
ORLYLOL
03-28-2012, 04:55 PM
Actuary
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/8/89864/2128216-Happy-Forever-Alone-Guy-Meme-Face-Blank-Template.jpg
Baby, ByeBye
03-28-2012, 05:01 PM
FCAS
The Cuddling Wingman
03-29-2012, 10:28 AM
Voice Over guy for when voice overs are needed for stuff
:iatp:
The Drunken Actuary.
03-29-2012, 10:30 AM
Hee Haw motherf*cker!
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to find 'clever' ways around the autocensor.
tgadd
03-29-2012, 10:36 AM
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to find 'clever' ways around the autocensor.
Just because you got banned doesn't mean you have to point out infractions of others!
The Drunken Actuary.
03-29-2012, 10:58 AM
Just because you got banned doesn't mean you have to point out infractions of others!
Yes it does.
The Drunken Actuary.
03-29-2012, 10:58 AM
Anyway, back on topic:
Infractions of others pointer-outer
The Drunken Actuary.
03-29-2012, 10:59 AM
Finder of clever Ways around the Autocensor
The Drunken Actuary.
03-29-2012, 10:59 AM
White Girl in a Sari
tgadd
03-29-2012, 11:09 AM
Beach bum
tgadd
03-29-2012, 11:09 AM
Beach volleyball player (before new rules on shorts and shirts :swear:)
tgadd
03-29-2012, 11:09 AM
Surf board waxer
tgadd
03-29-2012, 11:09 AM
Male taint waxer
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