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The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:19 PM
Inmate

The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:19 PM
Vagrant

The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:20 PM
Bum

The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:20 PM
Starving artist

Aeitra
03-28-2012, 02:20 PM
Lumberjack

The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:20 PM
drug addict

The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:21 PM
gang member (although maybe the lower level ones are still donkeys)

Smart Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:21 PM
entrepreuner...hahahah

The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:21 PM
Homeless

The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:21 PM
Street Person

Smart Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:21 PM
horse

Dismal Science
03-28-2012, 02:21 PM
Lottery winner

The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:22 PM
Guy that sells junk at flea markets

Smart Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:22 PM
Lottery winner

FALSE.....there is so much donkey shit that comes with that man

The Voice of Reason
03-28-2012, 02:22 PM
pimp

Smart Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:23 PM
pimp

FALSE - too much hustling keeping hookers in check and Accounts Payable can really wreck havoc on your balance sheet.

Dismal Science
03-28-2012, 02:24 PM
FALSE.....there is so much donkey shit that comes with that man

If you win $200 MM ++ almost everyone in the world is your bitch. So please explain how that makes the lottery winner a donkey...

The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:24 PM
Collecting the scraps from crashed armored cars in canada.

Smart Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:25 PM
If you win $200 MM ++ almost everyone in the world is your bitch. So please explain how that makes the lottery winner a donkey...

taxes, lawyers, accountants, ex wives, investment advisors, media

hd
03-28-2012, 02:25 PM
Hobo

matamagato
03-28-2012, 02:25 PM
zangief

matamagato
03-28-2012, 02:25 PM
blanka

Gonzo
03-28-2012, 02:26 PM
actuary

Dismal Science
03-28-2012, 02:26 PM
actuary

GTFO

The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:27 PM
Flashing your tits at Mardi Gras in exchange for beads

tgadd
03-28-2012, 02:28 PM
Plastic Surgeon

tgadd
03-28-2012, 02:29 PM
Donkey-show attendee.

Dismal Science
03-28-2012, 02:30 PM
Professional student

Gonzo
03-28-2012, 02:30 PM
consultant

tgadd
03-28-2012, 02:30 PM
Professional live-in-your-parent's-basement-dweller

Dismal Science
03-28-2012, 02:31 PM
God

Gonzo
03-28-2012, 02:31 PM
soldier

Gonzo
03-28-2012, 02:31 PM
sandwich artist

MountainGirl
03-28-2012, 02:32 PM
zombie

Happy Skunk
03-28-2012, 02:33 PM
Bill Gates?

The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:33 PM
Stunt driver

The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:33 PM
Sushi Chef

The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:33 PM
Hooker

tgadd
03-28-2012, 02:33 PM
stunt kite driver.

The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:33 PM
Professional Game Show Contestant

tgadd
03-28-2012, 02:33 PM
sushi rice chef

The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:34 PM
Race Car Driver

tgadd
03-28-2012, 02:34 PM
fluffer

The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:34 PM
Police Dog

The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:34 PM
Simsuit Model Photographer

Gonzo
03-28-2012, 02:34 PM
executioner

The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:34 PM
Swimsuit Model

The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:35 PM
Prison Warden

The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:35 PM
Dictator of a small central american country

The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:35 PM
Cartoon Character

The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:36 PM
Voice Over guy for when voice overs are needed for stuff

Gonzo
03-28-2012, 02:36 PM
joker, smoker, midnight toker

The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:36 PM
Playmate of the Year

The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:36 PM
joker, smoker, midnight toker

I think jokers are donkeys

Super Silver Haze
03-28-2012, 02:36 PM
zangief

:lol:

Gonzo
03-28-2012, 02:36 PM
batman

tgadd
03-28-2012, 02:37 PM
batman

but what about Robin

ditkaworshipper
03-28-2012, 02:37 PM
Simsuit Model Photographer

Swimsuit Model

Dude, these are actually pretty donkey jobs.

Jack
03-28-2012, 02:37 PM
TDA, what the deal with the Lucille Ball avatar?

Gonzo
03-28-2012, 02:37 PM
I think jokers are donkeys

depends on what level

Gonzo
03-28-2012, 02:37 PM
but what about Robin

total donkey

Gonzo
03-28-2012, 02:38 PM
regional VP

The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 02:39 PM
Dude, these are actually pretty donkey jobs.

Uh, YEAh right. Keep braying, cubicle dweller!

ShebaPoe
03-28-2012, 02:59 PM
Donkey trainer.

asdfasdf
03-28-2012, 03:52 PM
Collecting the scraps from crashed armored cars in canada.

RN!

regional VP

assistant to the regional VP

Donkey trainer.

Supermarket manager.

Prostitute.

ORLYLOL
03-28-2012, 03:54 PM
ferrier

The Drunken Actuary
03-28-2012, 03:56 PM
Donkey trainer.

But you have to work with all those donkeys! No thanks!!!

Aeitra
03-28-2012, 04:01 PM
Donkey show girl

Vomik
03-28-2012, 04:02 PM
Bearded woman

Vomik
03-28-2012, 04:02 PM
internet troll

Vomik
03-28-2012, 04:02 PM
Home heating and cooling repair man

Vomik
03-28-2012, 04:03 PM
lord and savior

oedipus rex
03-28-2012, 04:07 PM
the entire concept of a "job" is donkey

Vomik
03-28-2012, 04:08 PM
Coxswain

Vomik
03-28-2012, 04:08 PM
Valet

ditkaworshipper
03-28-2012, 04:11 PM
Uh, YEAh right. Keep braying, cubicle dweller!
Hee Haw mother****er!

Gonzo
03-28-2012, 04:14 PM
gold digger

ORLYLOL
03-28-2012, 04:55 PM
Actuary

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/8/89864/2128216-Happy-Forever-Alone-Guy-Meme-Face-Blank-Template.jpg

Baby, ByeBye
03-28-2012, 05:01 PM
FCAS

The Cuddling Wingman
03-29-2012, 10:28 AM
Voice Over guy for when voice overs are needed for stuff

:iatp:

The Drunken Actuary.
03-29-2012, 10:30 AM
Hee Haw motherf*cker!
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to find 'clever' ways around the autocensor.

tgadd
03-29-2012, 10:36 AM
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to find 'clever' ways around the autocensor.

Just because you got banned doesn't mean you have to point out infractions of others!

The Drunken Actuary.
03-29-2012, 10:58 AM
Just because you got banned doesn't mean you have to point out infractions of others!
Yes it does.

The Drunken Actuary.
03-29-2012, 10:58 AM
Anyway, back on topic:

Infractions of others pointer-outer

The Drunken Actuary.
03-29-2012, 10:59 AM
Finder of clever Ways around the Autocensor

The Drunken Actuary.
03-29-2012, 10:59 AM
White Girl in a Sari

tgadd
03-29-2012, 11:09 AM
Beach bum

tgadd
03-29-2012, 11:09 AM
Beach volleyball player (before new rules on shorts and shirts :swear:)

tgadd
03-29-2012, 11:09 AM
Surf board waxer

tgadd
03-29-2012, 11:09 AM
Male taint waxer