Why She Didn't Call You Back

[Gonzo]

because she's too hot for your dorky ass.

and she's probably banging some hot guy at this moment.

[DyalDragon]

I thought it was because I gave her a fake number :shrug:

[Gonzo]

I thought it was because I gave her a fake number :shrug:

if she doesn't call you back, does it matter what number you gave her?

[erosewater]

because she's in 17 pieces in my chest freezer

[Gonzo]

because she left her phone at my place. quit calling.

[erosewater]

the calls are coming from inside the house?!??!

[ElDucky]

Because her fingers are being used to please herself after I was done, thus they cannot dial a phone number.

[DataDan]

he wasn't a she.

[DyalDragon]

and she's probably banging some hot guy at this moment.
If I'm already there why would she call?

[Gonzo]

because if she called me back, she would cry from the overwhelming pleasure of hearing my voice

[Gonzo]

If I'm already there why would she call?

ummm... can someone answer this?

[erosewater]

because her making contact voids the restraining order

[Gonzo]

because it's hard to talk and suck at the same time

[freddecker]

because she's in 17 pieces in my chest freezer

i only put boobs there

[ElDucky]

Her fingers are too fat to use a phone.

[Gonzo]

because her pimp knocked out all her teeth

[ElDucky]

because her pimp knocked out all her teeth

gum job $10, bj $5. That's just good management.

[KidCA]

because she didn't want to be late for the first day of kindergarten

[Gonzo]

because the reception is really bad at the retirement home

[Gonzo]

because she didn't want to be late for the first day of kindergarten

:shake2:

[erosewater]

I was going to say because 12 year olds don't have cellphones but KidCA went all the way

[Gonzo]

because she passed out after eating 3 gallons of ice cream and a tub of lard

[KidCA]

because she died of AIDS

[Gonzo]

guys, lets try not to attract the FBI to this thread. kthx

[KidCA]

because she was a columbian prostitute; muchas gracias por la propina, pendejo.

[Gonzo]

because she's an FBI agent just waiting to arrest your ass

[ElDucky]

:shake2:

She's a teacher, moran.

[ElDucky]

Because my name isn't Back.

[Gonzo]

She's a teacher, moran.

oh, haha!

[ElDucky]

I was going to say because 12 year olds don't have cellphones but KidCA went all the way

This on the other hand is straight up pedo.

[Gonzo]

because she had to go to the doctor for a testicular checkup

[Gonzo]

because she had to get her prostate checked

[ditkaworshipper]

Because her daddy met me and locked her in the basement for the next 3 years.

[ElDucky]

Because her daddy met me and locked her in the basement for the next 3 years.

Saving her for you. That's gentlemanly of him.

[ElDucky]

Because she lives on my compound with the others and there are no phones.

[erosewater]

because she can't make a phone call when she's fisting me

[Brock]

because she's now a B in a human centipede