Trying to find a hat

[vegas]

Much to my surprise, I have been unable to find a baseball hat with the words "Baseball Sucks" on it. Anyone know of a mail order place with such a hat?

[Pillow]

You could try and get one of those 80's hats with the straight bill and foam and mesh material and have a seamstress embroider the hat with "Baseball Sucks" on it. :P

[Pseudolus]

Is a male seamstress a seamster?

Is a female teamster a teamstress?

Which is more likely: a seamtress dating a teamster, or a teamtress dating a seamster?

[D.W. Simpson Webmaster]

http://www.rightfieldsucks.com/storefront.htm

[Maine-iac]

Is a male seamstress a seamster?

Is a female teamster a teamstress?

Which is more likely: a seamtress dating a teamster, or a teamtress dating a seamster?

A male seamstress is a tailor.

A female teamster will kick your sorry behind if you call her a teamtress. :)

[IAm@Work.com]

There used to be a place in the mall that would put anything you want on a cap. My dad wears one that says "Grandpa, the Source of All Knowledge". If there it no such place by you, I suggest you check the phone book for an independent sewing machine store. Machine's these days can pretty much embroider anything. You might be able to strike a deal. The local shop that handles the High School varsity jackets probably has a machine set up to do names that could easily turn out a cap as well.

[ahow]

www.zazzle.com makes t-shirts. Doesn't look like they make hats though. I'm sure you could write their customer service and suggest it.

[Pseudolus]

Blank hat, Sharpie.

[Jables]

Much to my surprise, I have been unable to find a baseball hat with the words "Baseball Sucks" on it. Anyone know of a mail order place with such a hat?

The Young Curmudgeon can sell you one. Oh, but it will only be printed on a calculus hat...

[Lee Mellon]

These guys might be able to help you get a hat on:
http://www.villagehatshop.com/embroidery.html
http://www.villagehatshop.com/media/vhs-embroidered-logo.jpg

[whisper]

I thought that baseball shoots, not sucks... (sorry couldn't resist the steriod jab)