PDA

View Full Version : Sheeple


phoebe
05-27-2012, 09:41 PM
I wonder if the Buddhists have it right.

Standtall
05-27-2012, 09:46 PM
It's kind of small to see.

TWSS

phoebe
05-27-2012, 10:01 PM
Yeah, I don't know if I can fix that:

ever feel like you are surrounded by stupid sheep?
there's a simple, scientific explanation for that, you know.

really?
See, human population is at an all-time high!. More people are being born today than ever before.

Meanwhile, animals are dying faster than ever before. Especially "livestock". Humans kill millions of cows, pigs, and yes--sheep--every year!

This leads to an excess of sheep souls in the ether. Meanwhile, humans are reproducing so fast there aren't enough human souls floating around to keep up with the demand.

As a result, the sheep get reincarnated into humans!
What's on TV?

That's the best argument for reincarnation I've ever heard.
And people say religion is irrational.

Baby, ByeBye
05-27-2012, 10:07 PM
I thought of this before

Standtall
05-27-2012, 11:01 PM
Yeah, I don't know if I can fix that:

ever feel like you are surrounded by stupid sheep?
there's a simple, scientific explanation for that, you know.

really?
See, human population is at an all-time high!. More people are being born today than ever before.

Meanwhile, animals are dying faster than ever before. Especially "livestock". Humans kill millions of cows, pigs, and yes--sheep--every year!

This leads to an excess of sheep souls in the ether. Meanwhile, humans are reproducing so fast there aren't enough human souls floating around to keep up with the demand.

As a result, the sheep get reincarnated into humans!
What's on TV?

That's the best argument for reincarnation I've ever heard.
And people say religion is irrational.

I was thinking you would just provide the link. :)

phoebe
05-27-2012, 11:09 PM
I got it from Facebook, and don't really have a link. :(

Colonel Smoothie
05-28-2012, 12:15 AM
I got it from Facebook, and don't really have a link. :(

You can link the url of any photo and it'll still work.


Cool Facebook privacy fact: Anyone can see any photo on Facebook if they know the URL, even if the privacy settings are on "friends only."