Thread about BMs

[erosewater]

So I'm on this beer forum, and they call their private messages BeerMail, apparently shortened to BM in the common vernacular, unbeknownst to this noob.

I was talking about trading some beer with a guy and he said "send me a BM". I thought it was weird, but I'm a standup guy, so I mailed him a box of my poo.

Now he won't trade beer with me. It was a really nice soft-serve ice cream one too.

[Inconceivable]

Did it have a swirl to it? Some people don't appreciate American craftsmanship anymore.

[erosewater]

It sure did. I don't think he fully appreciates how much work I did on hip mobility to get a nice tight swirl

[MountainGirl]

I once constructed a device to store at least ten days worth of BMs.

perhaps you should send him one of those next time? go big or go home, amirite?

[BG5150]

Don't you people have enough work to do?