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Snickety Snake
08-01-2012, 07:33 AM
Which kind of olympics is best for attending axcept for when they have the desentcy to have it in America?

1) The kind where they have it in a regular country that speaks English like England or Austria or the good part of Canada?

2) The kind where no body speaks English so you can call the french athleates gay and retarded and holler "peckerhead" at the commie countries and nobody will get racist at you cause they do'nt speak English?
Dismal Science
08-01-2012, 08:28 AM
Wait for North Korea to host the Olympics - then you only have to buy a one way ticket.
Baby, ByeBye
08-01-2012, 08:32 AM
Pretty sure they can understand the word gay anywhere in the world
Dismal Science
08-01-2012, 08:33 AM
Pretty sure they can understand the word gay anywhere in the world

But in the UK they think you are just calling them happy.
Feif
08-01-2012, 08:53 AM
A friend of mine gets to attend them all, with great seats - he works for NBC, and is part of the team sent there.
Guerilla poster
08-01-2012, 09:02 AM
I think Brazil might be the most fun, if you don't get robbed,
Dismal Science
08-01-2012, 09:05 AM
I think Brazil might be the most fun, if you don't get robbed,

Or shanked
asdfasdf
08-01-2012, 09:27 AM
I think Brazil might be the most fun, if you don't get robbed,

:lol: I know a number of people who've been to Brazil, specifically Rio, ALL, repeat, ALL of them got robbed. They had a good time otherwise, but, there is no if you don't get robbed, you'll get robbed.
asdfasdf
08-01-2012, 09:27 AM
Which kind of olympics is best for attending axcept for when they have the desentcy to have it in America?

1) The kind where they have it in a regular country that speaks English like England or Austria or the good part of Canada?

2) The kind where no body speaks English so you can call the french athleates gay and retarded and holler "peckerhead" at the commie countries and nobody will get racist at you cause they do'nt speak English?

The good English swear-words are known the world over, one of the down-sides of speaking English is you can never be sure it's in private.
Snickety Snake
08-01-2012, 09:57 AM
The good English swear-words are known the world over, one of the down-sides of speaking English is you can never be sure it's in private.

The reason thats' retarded is theres no downside to speaking eNGLISH.
Anthemyst
08-01-2012, 10:02 AM
I'm pretty sure you can holler "peckerhead" in this country and no one will have any idea what you're saying, either.
Feif
08-09-2012, 02:05 PM
A friend of mine gets to attend them all, with great seats - he works for NBC, and is part of the team sent there.

My friend got to meet Shawn Johnson when she came in for an interview... here's a pic on the set of them:
http://distilleryimage10.instagram.com/62a87c3ae20f11e1b31022000a1d03a8_7.jpg
The Drunken Actuary
08-09-2012, 04:16 PM
:lol: I know a number of people who've been to Brazil, specifically Rio, ALL, repeat, ALL of them got robbed. They had a good time otherwise, but, there is no if you don't get robbed, you'll get robbed.

You serious?
The Drunken Actuary
08-09-2012, 04:16 PM
I'm pretty sure you can holler "peckerhead" in this country and no one will have any idea what you're saying, either.

:-?
booger
08-09-2012, 04:20 PM
A friend of mine gets to attend them all, with great seats - he works for NBC, and is part of the team sent there.

Tell your friend to tell NBC to stop sucking at Olympic coverage.
Johnny Deformed
08-09-2012, 04:21 PM
But in the UK they think you are just calling them happy.

No, they'll think you are calling them a cigarette.
booger
08-09-2012, 04:27 PM
No, they'll think you are calling them a cigarette.

The term he was referring to was gay not fag.
Johnny Deformed
08-09-2012, 04:47 PM
I'm pretty sure the transative property applies.
ebeebs
08-09-2012, 06:20 PM
shawn johnson :love:
Feif
08-10-2012, 11:07 AM
Tell your friend to tell NBC to stop sucking at Olympic coverage.

As long as he keeps meeting people as hot as Shawn Johnson, I don't think he cares.

He generally gets to meet all the big celebs who come in. He works on The Today Show as a Production Assistant, so he helps coordinate how the segments go. He is also sent along on special things like the Olympics.

The only thing that annoys me is I've asked him to get me SNL tickets, and he said he can't - they're not allowed to do that.
booger
08-10-2012, 11:14 AM
I'm not surprised about the SNL tickets. You have to line up at 7am and even if you get them you are not guaranteed to be allowed in. You can also join the SNL lottery every August.
Feif
08-12-2012, 06:54 PM
Now I'm getting jealous...
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/465796_596449019747_529130874_o.jpg
keyser soze
08-12-2012, 07:05 PM
Which kind of olympics is best for attending axcept for when they have the desentcy to have it in America?

1) The kind where they have it in a regular country that speaks English like England or Austria or the good part of Canada?

2) The kind where no body speaks English so you can call the french athleates gay and retarded and holler "peckerhead" at the commie countries and nobody will get racist at you cause they do'nt speak English?

Special Olympics
keyser soze
08-12-2012, 07:06 PM
shawn johnson :love:

:iatp: