Bin Laden - Hiding in plain view

[Guerilla poster]

I was having this discussion with colleagues. Could Bin Laden be in the US? This would be the obvious safest place for him. I guess the assumption would be that he came before the security was tightened

A quick shave of the beard, a hair cut, some nice American clothes with US flags.

Some would argue he was a wanted man thus would never gain entry but that didn't stop some of the other wanted terrorists who came into the country before the attack.

[Anonymous]

I think I saw him last night at the mall, he was buying a flag, pork ribs, Playboys, razors, Tommy Hilfiger chlothes, Backstreet Boys CDs, Dilbert beany babies, a Dallas Cowboys Jersey ...

any other accessories he should buy to fit in?

password:anonanon

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[Gomer]

Maybe he's posing as Lee Greenwood. That guy's looking pretty scruffy these days - and does anyone know what the real Lee Greenwood even looks like?

It's worth looking into...

[Guerilla poster]

I think I saw him hanging with jesse Jackson the other day:

JJ: 4 wives - d*mn, why didn't I think of that.

[Guerilla poster]

I knew it - jesse Jackson and Bin Laden:

From the WashingintonPost

Meantime, Jesse Jackson said he was weighing an invitation from Taliban representatives to visit Pakistan and discuss U.S. demands that the Afghan regime turn over bin Laden and his followers.

[42]

You're all nuts! I know for a fact (because I got it straight from my brother-in-law's barber's middle son) that OBL was spotted sharing a whopper with Elvis at a Burger King in Memphis just yesterday.

[Gomer]

"'Cilla! Grab me anuther one of them flame-broiled peanut butter and nanner sandwiches, will ya?"