Rebel Outpost Survivor Gossip

[Tim><]

No reality show would be complete without the gossip column. This is that column.

I heard a rumor that members of the EC will be playing Survivor. Details to follow.

[urysohn]

I heard one of the players was a post-padding troll. But I haven't figured out which one that is yet. Scandalous!

[Tim><]

I heard that one of the players pretends to reveal a post-padding troll only to realize that he has a comparable number of posts. Scandalous.

[Ebenezer Kohl]

BC wants to form an alliance with me using the name I earlier suggested “SigmaPhiNull.” Traina wants me to help her complete a Yahoo fantasy football draftboard WEEKS before the season begins. Werewolf howls alone at the moon tomorrow night. Butters sits down to pee.

[Werewolf]

Werewolf howls alone at the moon tomorrow night...
being the first RO member voted off the island, but taking some solace in the fact that the first person voted off the island can go back to real life without constantly being recognized on the street by people who spent months watching your life.

[Traina]

BC wants to form an alliance with me using the name I earlier suggested “SigmaPhiNull.” Traina wants me to help her complete a Yahoo fantasy football draftboard WEEKS before the season begins. Werewolf howls alone at the moon tomorrow night. Butters sits down to pee.

You mean you want me in your fantasy. :P

[Butters]

Butters sits down to pee.

You've been watching me?! :yikes: :tfh: :yikes:

[Tim><]

I heard that Urysohn created an unnecessary thread that mimics this threads function.

[Ebenezer Kohl]

I spread rumors about BC, Traina, Werewolf, and Butters. Traina, Werewolf, and Butters respond publicly. ;)

So I went to see Anchorman last night. Good old Jack Black was there. “That’s how I roll.” Jack Black created the downfall for the Channel 4 News team. :eek: Well, perhaps Jables should be taken out of this game before he has a chance to do the same.

Let’s play create an alliance. I do not wish to be a part of this alliance but I recommend that Will Durant, aces219, and The Cat in the Hat form an alliance. Now PM each other and make it happen.

Okay, so help me match identities to the Channel 4 News.
Ron Burgundy, Brian Fantana, Champ Kind, Brick Tamland, and Veronica Corningstone.

I think I’m the best fit for Champ Kind. :D
Ron Burgundy = Will Durant
Brian Fantana = Jonah
Brick Tamland = Tim
Veronica Corningstone = Butters

[J.T.]

I spread rumors about BC, Traina, Werewolf, and Butters. Traina, Werewolf, and Butters respond publicly. ;)

So I went to see Anchorman last night. Good old Jack Black was there. “That’s how I roll.” Jack Black created the downfall for the Channel 4 News team. :eek: Well, perhaps Jables should be taken out of this game before he has a chance to do the same.

Let’s play create an alliance. I do not wish to be a part of this alliance but I recommend that Will Durant, aces219, and The Cat in the Hat form an alliance. Now PM each other and make it happen.

Okay, so help me match identities to the Channel 4 News.
Ron Burgundy, Brian Fantana, Champ Kind, Brick Tamland, and Veronica Corningstone.

I think I’m the best fit for Champ Kind. :D
Ron Burgundy = Will Durant
Brian Fantana = Jonah
Brick Tamland = Tim
Veronica Corningstone = Butters

I think EK lost his marbles sometime ago in the EC game....Unfortunately, it doesn't look like he found them. Could anyone start a search for those?

[BC]

He's insinuating that I responded privately. This is true. I commented that he and I as an alliance was just crazy enough to work. However, I'm not that crazy.

He responded to my PM by suggesting, that if I wanted to ally with him, that I respond publicly. However, I'm not that stupid, either.

[Ebenezer Kohl]

However, I'm not that crazy.
…
However, I'm not that stupid, either.
How crazy and stupid are you?

Are you team captain yet? That would rule if you became team captain. So what is the first order of our alliance? Would you like to pick the team member that I send to the Farkers?

[Will Durant]

He responded to my PM by suggesting, that if I wanted to ally with him, that I respond publicly.
Confirmation: BC and EK are in an alliance.

[Jables]

I spread rumors about BC, Traina, Werewolf, and Butters. Traina, Werewolf, and Butters respond publicly. ;)

So I went to see Anchorman last night. Good old Jack Black was there. “That’s how I roll.” Jack Black created the downfall for the Channel 4 News team. :eek: Well, perhaps Jables should be taken out of this game before he has a chance to do the same.

Don't mess with the angry biker!

[BC]

He responded to my PM by suggesting, that if I wanted to ally with him, that I respond publicly.
Confirmation: BC and EK are in an alliance.

:lol: :rofl: :notworth:

Technically, there were other conditions - for example, I had to respond AFFIRMATIVELY.

[Ebenezer Kohl]

:swear: I hate using code, BC.

Do you want Will to join our open alliance or are you suggesting that I send Will to the Farkers? Perhaps you mean both, but it isn't clear to me. :shake:

[4sigma]

Tough call who you send to the Farkers. Perhaps you'd rather go yourself than jettison someone?

[Ebenezer Kohl]

I gave it consideration but BC doesn’t think it is wise for me to give up my position as team captain. I thought I could easily usurp Hagbard’s rule in the Farkers as I would only need to convince the women, but as has been pointed out to me… getting women to do what they want is burdensome, so forget about getting them to do what I want.

[Hagbard Celine]

Igetting women to do what they want is burdensome, so forget about getting them to do what I want.

:shake:

[4sigma]

BC is probably right. I am sure he could help you model the probability of becoming captain of the Farkers.

Careful about sending Tim&gt;&lt;. You wouldn't want to alienate him. We've all seen what Tim&gt;&lt; can do if he's inclined to become a turncoat. Haven't we, Will? :)