View Full Version : Old Soldiers jokes
07-19-2004, 04:01 PM
There is a joke sub-genre that parodies
"Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away".
Mine would be:
Old Trekkies never die, they just cling on.
07-19-2004, 04:36 PM
Old actuaries never die, they just get broken down by age and sex.
07-19-2004, 04:37 PM
Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way.
Bob the Nob
07-19-2004, 04:51 PM
Old truckers never die, they just get a new Peterbilt.
07-19-2004, 04:52 PM
Old female actuaries never die, they just lose their figures.
(I believe it was originally attributed to Ruth Salzman)
07-19-2004, 04:55 PM
Parody threads like this one never die. Mods simply move them to the Reef.
07-28-2004, 09:55 PM
Old teachers never die, they just lose their faculties.
07-29-2004, 07:47 AM
Old Golfers never die, they just lose their balls
07-29-2004, 09:11 AM
Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
07-29-2004, 10:52 AM
Old threads never die, they just unravel. :)
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