Old Soldiers jokes

[Maine-iac]

There is a joke sub-genre that parodies

"Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away".

Your favorites?

Mine would be:

Old Trekkies never die, they just cling on.

[NoName]

Old actuaries never die, they just get broken down by age and sex.

[Pseudolus]

Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way.

[Bob the Nob]

Old truckers never die, they just get a new Peterbilt.

[Westley]

Old female actuaries never die, they just lose their figures.

(I believe it was originally attributed to Ruth Salzman)

[carrot]

Parody threads like this one never die. Mods simply move them to the Reef.

[Pseudolus]

Old teachers never die, they just lose their faculties.

[Patience]

Old Golfers never die, they just lose their balls

[Maine-iac]

Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.

[Maxprime]

Old threads never die, they just unravel. :)