View Full Version : Please hold the Emmy's
10-08-2001, 10:26 PM
Does anyone miss the Emmy's? I saw this quote Host Ellen DeGeneres, who had just finished a morning rehearsal when she received word that her second attempt would be scrapped, told the Los Angeles Times she was devastated by the whole situation.
"I feel so many different things," DeGeneres said. "I'm thinking about those poor, innocent people in Afghanistan."
I just about gagged. What about those poor innocent people in the WTC, or in the airplanes, or in the Pentagon. Too bad they aren't holding the Emmy's--perhaps the terrorists could have a target we'd all cheer for.
10-08-2001, 11:08 PM
Well, those poor people in Afghanistan have to cope with this! (just got it via e-mail.)
8:00 _ "Husseinfeld"
8:30 _ "Mad About Everything"
9:00 _ "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 _ "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 _ "Allah McBeal"
8:00 _ "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 _ "The Price is Right If Osama Says Its Right"
9:00 _ "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 _ "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 _ "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"
8:00 _ "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 _ "When Northern Alliance Attack"
9:00 _ "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 _ "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 _ "Veilwatch"
8:00 _ "Matima Loves Chachi"
8:30 _ "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 _ "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 _ "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 _ "Diagnosis: Heresy"
8:00 _ "Judge Laden"
8:30 _ "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies"
9:00 _ "Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darndest Things"
9:30 _ "Achmeds Creek"
10:00 _ "No_witness News"
Dr T Non-Fan
10-09-2001, 11:52 AM
9:30 _ "Achmeds Creek"
LOL. A lot!
Roy G. Biv
10-09-2001, 11:57 AM
That is so funny, EB. Thanks for the laugh. I've been feeling down lately about all these. All my colors are fading(get it?). :smile:
10-09-2001, 01:58 PM
Yet another priceless quote from one of those enlightened Hollywood types.
They should do the Emmy Award show from the road this year - maybe host it at the Kabul Ritz Carlton. Then Ellen et. al. can meet all of those poor innocent people firsthand.
Why do so-called progressive thinkers hold so little value for the lives of their fellow citizens relative to those in other parts of the world?
10-09-2001, 02:04 PM
yes, you are right they should only care about those people who watch their tv shows and go to their movies. The bottom line is the only line.
10-09-2001, 02:36 PM
"You want us to hold the Emnmys, huh?"
"I want you to hold them between your kneeeees!"
10-09-2001, 03:19 PM
On 2001-10-08 23:08, E. Blackadder wrote:
...8:30 _ "Mad About Everything"<font size=2>Shouldn't this be "Mad About Jews"?10:00 _ "Allah McBeal"And how about "Ali McBeal" for this one?10:00 _ "Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"LOL!9:00 _ "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"Mmmm... with hummus and babaganouj (sp?)...
Dr T Non-Fan
10-09-2001, 04:11 PM
Same reason people like animals more than other people:
Here are two more listings from the tv guide:
Wednesday 8:00 - Who wants to be a martyr?
Wednesday 9:00 - Seven Brides for two brothers
10-10-2001, 11:36 AM
A few more:
"Who's mine is it, anyway?"
"Win Bin Laden's money..and you die"
10-10-2001, 10:53 PM
I'm terribly sorry, but the friend who sent me the list in the first place came up with his suggestions.
Who Wants to be a Suicide Bomber?
Win bin Laden's Money (we have a duplicate here)
Shoot the Press
Face the Firing Squad
Antique Laws Roadshow
Sharia Law & Order
This Old Cave
Married with fifty children
10-11-2001, 09:26 AM
"Martha Stewart Should No Longer Be Living"
"Meet the Repressed"
10-11-2001, 10:23 AM
Survivor - Afghanistan
10-11-2001, 10:32 AM
Wild on Kabul
72 Virgins in Heaven
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Guerilla Poster on 2001-10-11 10:35 ]</font>
<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: guerilla poster on 2001-10-11 10:36 ]</font>
vBulletin® v3.7.6, Copyright ©2000-2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.