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alex
10-09-2001, 05:01 PM
Andy Lang has trouble with his eyes, and now I hear Rush Limbaugh has trouble with his ears. What's going on. Is some greater force trying to quiet the left and the right for their own sinister reasons??

Hierophant
10-11-2001, 12:26 AM
Are you sure it is a sinister force?

Besides, Andy doesn't need his eyes to see what's wrong with the world, just as Rush doesn't need his ears to listen to what the callers have to say.

Seriously, though, it is bad news about both Andy and Rush. Love 'em or hate 'em, it just won't be the same without 'em.

Hierophant
10-11-2001, 06:03 PM
The other coincidence, which is good news, is that Paul Harvey has his voice back after several months off the air.

42
10-12-2001, 11:05 AM
Oral Roberts says God will bring back Rush's hearing if he can raise $8 million by next Tuesday.

WQN
10-12-2001, 01:16 PM
42 - thanks for the laugh today.

Guerilla poster
10-12-2001, 01:35 PM
Did Falwell blame it on the homosexuals and feminists?

Patience
10-12-2001, 02:00 PM
no, just homosexuals

Botsy
10-12-2001, 02:58 PM
I heard that he placed blame on just about all liberals.

Patience
10-12-2001, 03:00 PM
it was an attempt at humor, as in Rush's problem is to be blamed on homosexuality.

Guerilla poster
10-12-2001, 03:02 PM
That is some pretty kinky stuff then. Will the old wives tail change from going blind to going deaf?

Patience
10-12-2001, 03:07 PM
actually that tale is for masterbation.

Maybe the q-tip slipped from all the hair on his palms.

Mr. Grim
10-12-2001, 03:19 PM
Has anyone heard any good Rush is deaf jokes?

Actuary321
10-12-2001, 03:52 PM
I've heard Rush before. I didn't know he could hear before, you couldn't tell from listening to him talk to his guests.:wink: