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Tony the Tiger
07-09-2002, 03:37 PM
Green Bay Packers fullback Najeh Davenport was arrested Monday, accused of breaking into a university dormitory and defecating in a woman's closet.
http://cbs.sportsline.com/u/ce/multi/0,1329,5505308_59,00.html

That's the poop!
treyso
07-09-2002, 03:51 PM
Not a Packer yet, but sounds like he would fit in with the ViQueens.
Ducky
07-09-2002, 04:04 PM
Sounds more like a Raiders prototype player....
Cannonball
07-09-2002, 04:08 PM
Not a Packer yet, but sounds like he would fit in with the ViQueens.

Nah, sounds like a true Wisconsin lad to me! :P
Tom Servo
07-09-2002, 05:10 PM
Not a Packer yet, but sounds like he would fit in with the ViQueens.
That's not true! I would use the men's closet.
treyso
07-10-2002, 08:47 AM
Nah, sounds like a true Wisconsin lad to me!
He'll fit in here, eh? Watch out Mendoza, I'll take a dump on you.

That's not true! I would use the men's closet.
I have heard that about you Vikings. You like men's closets.
Tom Servo
07-10-2002, 06:17 PM
That's not true! I would use the men's closet.
I have heard that about you Vikings. You like men's closets.
:) We need Black Flag's avatar now.
DonkeyPunch (Banned)
07-12-2002, 03:10 PM
I hear the Packers are going to dump him.
Meshuga
07-12-2002, 04:06 PM
this is actually a change for a um player, usually they're arrested for murder, rape or burglary.
DonkeyPunch (Banned)
07-13-2002, 08:38 PM
It's too bad, since the Packers really liked how he could move the pile.
Abducens
07-15-2002, 08:58 AM
Shouldn't be a big deal. The Packers are flush with fullbacks. This rookie would have been wiped by the competition in camp anyway.
Drewby
07-15-2002, 12:01 PM
This will sure put his career in the dumps, though!

:P
Abducens
07-15-2002, 12:42 PM
Doody (Dude, he) already used "dump" above.
Dooby Scoo
07-15-2002, 01:10 PM
http://www.greenbaynewschron.com/packers/page.html?article=114831

Some good ones on this website. I like how SF just made public crapping illegal.
Drewby
07-15-2002, 05:33 PM
I can't imagine the paperwork he must be facing...
Tom Servo
07-15-2002, 06:17 PM
I heard he was just trying to show the team what he was made of.
DonkeyPunch (Banned)
07-15-2002, 06:58 PM
He pooed in a closet!
Quasi
07-16-2002, 09:00 AM
He's in more trouble than I would have expected. When my dog did a similar thing I just scolded him.....they must have stronger pooper-scooper laws there or something.
Abducens
07-16-2002, 09:02 AM
This whole thread is corny.
Tony the Tiger
07-16-2002, 02:28 PM
This whole thread is corny.

Especially the posts by Ab-doo-cens. :D
Abducens
07-16-2002, 02:53 PM
Beware, Tony! Your Eagles signed one of those Poopers, I mean, Packers. Iverson may not be headlining Philly news for long ...

29-24

:lol:
Mr. Grim
07-16-2002, 05:11 PM
This thread is quite disturbing.
Abducens
07-17-2002, 10:34 AM
No, it's just Davenport who is disturding.
Big D
07-17-2002, 11:28 AM
Would the woman who reported the incident be considered a stool pigeon?
Abducens
07-17-2002, 11:31 AM
Davenport not off to a good start at camp. Word is he's a loafer.
Cho Da
07-17-2002, 11:45 AM
Who underwrites the Packers' GL policy? Chubb?
Dooby Scoo
07-19-2002, 02:09 PM
Who underwrites the Packers' GL policy? Chubb?

Maybe it was Poo-dential
DonkeyPunch (Banned)
07-22-2002, 09:11 PM
The guy pooed! In a closet! Closet pooper!
Lee Mellon
07-26-2002, 09:06 AM
Sublime. He figured that if you can mix a drink at a dry bar, there's no reason not to treat a clothes closet like a water closet.
Abducens
07-26-2002, 09:21 AM
<crickets chirping>
Double High C
07-26-2002, 06:19 PM
Did he eat a steak dinner? Maybe he's passed his prime anyway!
treyso
07-26-2002, 09:21 PM
The Pack assigned him #2.
Lee Mellon
07-27-2002, 11:51 AM
Word from Packer training camp is that Sherman is designing plays (runs, actually) to come out of the Davenport inspired stool formation.
DonkeyPunch (Banned)
07-28-2002, 08:24 PM
<hum of nearby power lines>