You CAN win that job/grab that promotion!!!!!!!

[Shaft]

I am curious as to how far other people are prepared to go to secure a job/get promoted...

[Retired Bookworm]

***"It's like this, I'm a good worker, but I'm a great delegator."***
"Because so-and-so is a babbling idiot."
"It's all about showing you the money."
"Because I've already got good parking."
"I need something to brag about between golf swings."
"So I can put it on my resume I'm sending out next week."
---- CENSORED -----
"Give me the job, or I retrieve the REAL projections."

Good question. :D

[Double High C]

Of course, there's the Peter Principle (or is it Peter's Principle?)

"I have not yet risen to my level of incompetence in the hierarchy."

[MNBridge]

Of course, there's the Peter Principle (or is it Peter's Principle?)

"I have not yet risen to my level of incompetence in the hierarchy."

I think you need to add "as you obviously have."