mayreeh
08-20-2002, 02:47 PM
There are so many good lines....... I'll get it started with a few that I've heard over the years.
1. The exams are tough. Why I remember the sitting where I got my lowest passing score.... (From the guy who never failed an exam.)
2. But you've never failed anything in your life..... (From my dear sweet grandma who just didn't get it.)
3. Terribly sorry about the exam. By the way, according to the study program rules, you'll be fired effective one week after exam results come out if you fail again. (From the boss who had me working overtime the three weeks prior to my exam.)
4. Yeah, that's a tough one. Took me five tries. Took a friend of mine 7 tries. Yep, that one is tough. Some people never pass that one. (OK, so no one ever told me that, but it would be mighty discouraging if they had.)
5. Well, what can I say, that's the one that separates the men from the boys. Err, uh, you know what I mean. (Male chief actuary to female actuarial student.)
1. The exams are tough. Why I remember the sitting where I got my lowest passing score.... (From the guy who never failed an exam.)
2. But you've never failed anything in your life..... (From my dear sweet grandma who just didn't get it.)
3. Terribly sorry about the exam. By the way, according to the study program rules, you'll be fired effective one week after exam results come out if you fail again. (From the boss who had me working overtime the three weeks prior to my exam.)
4. Yeah, that's a tough one. Took me five tries. Took a friend of mine 7 tries. Yep, that one is tough. Some people never pass that one. (OK, so no one ever told me that, but it would be mighty discouraging if they had.)
5. Well, what can I say, that's the one that separates the men from the boys. Err, uh, you know what I mean. (Male chief actuary to female actuarial student.)