Are you a stereotypical actuary?

[shadyridr]

Let's prove all the haters wrong. I have 6 tattoos and love rap music. I dont fit the stereotype. Let me here how you break the mold!

[ShakeNBakes]

I am aware of persnal hygiene... :rimshot:

[Fun King ded]

I'm not an actuary and I don't work in the insurance industry

[Salzmann]

When I was in college.... I inhaled.

[Traina]

I'm hot! so I hear.

[L. Mo]

I have a personality!

[Frenchie]

When I was on lunch break.... I inhaled.

IFYQ ;)

[Frenchie]

I'm not very smart...

[persephone_ashes]

Frenchie and I both have personalities

[BallaActuary]

Let's prove all the haters wrong. I have 6 tattoos and love rap music. I dont fit the stereotype. Let me here how you break the mold!

I also listen to rap. I play in 4 different basketball leagues and average almost 25 points per game. Key breaking: Even though my height is > 6'4", my pants don't flood.

[Frenchie]

Frenchie and I both have personalities

Sometimes we trade :D

Actually, there are times when I think we're more stereotypical teenage or pre-pubescent girls. We have giggling fits that go on forever. A lot of them are really silly too!

[Bamafan]

I am listening to Heavy Metal music at work right now. I can't recite pi to more than 6 decimal digits. I don't study at home.

[carrot]

The laces are TIED on BOTH of my brown loafers, I wear glasses WITHOUT tape, and my four-door sedan is METALLIC beige.

[ressap maxe]

I did a lot more than inhaled in high school and college.

But also, now I am have 6% body fat and I bench press well over 300 lbs.
I suppose I am considered good looking as well.

And oh yeah... I have tatoos also

[Frenchie]

I did a lot more than inhaled in high school and college. ditto


But also, now I am have 6% body fat and I bench press well over 300 lbs. no

I suppose I am considered good looking as well. no

And oh yeah... I have tatoos also ditto (5 so far)

[shadyridr]

I did a lot more than inhaled in high school and college.

But also, now I am have 6% body fat and I bench press well over 300 lbs.
I suppose I am considered good looking as well.

And oh yeah... I have tatoos also
Good one. I weight lift 5 days a week but only bench 275 :(

[GosuJohn]

I also listen to rap. I play in 4 different basketball leagues and average almost 25 points per game. Key breaking: Even though my height is > 6'4", my pants don't flood.
Where at? Basketball is my life :O Only 6'2 tho.

Also, I LOVE rap music, only thing I listen to.

[shadyridr]

I'm not very smart...
Another good one. Ive gotten dumber as Ive gotten older.

[shadyridr]

Ive never come close to approaching the 100 hrs study time per hour of exam rule of thumb.

[ressap maxe]

Good one. I weight lift 5 days a week but only bench 275 :(
Keep at it buddy. You'll get there.

[ressap maxe]

Ive never come close to approaching the 100 hrs study time per hour of exam rule of thumb.
me niether. I think the most I've studied yet is in the neigborhood of 100 hours total. Probably less.

[Klaymen]

Yes, but I think the typical actuary would own a stereo.

I played in a bridge tournament this weekend. The winner of one session was .. another actuary I know, partnered up with a math professor. 2nd place in a different session was .. a retired actuarial math professor. In fact it was none other than our own Newt Bowers, Mr. Actuarial Mathematics himself. And I managed a 2nd place in one session. I can't tell you how many actuaries I know that play bridge.

I don't know if Newt owns a stereo, but I would imagine so.

I don't have any tattoos. I would probably exemplify some of the conservative tendencies, although I usually stare at OTHER people's feet when I talk, not my own.

[shadyridr]

Keep at it buddy. You'll get there.
Missing 5 weeks due to herniated disk in my back doesnt help.

[Maine-iac]

I have a sense of humor.

I can speak AND write articulately!

[shadyridr]

Yes, but I think the typical actuary would own a stereo.
Dumb jokes. I guess we know your answer to the question asked. ;)

[Bamafan]

I bench press well over 300 lbs.



I bench 365 lbs...























when I sit on a bench.

"BOOYAH!," said Stuart Scott.

[tymesup]

I once joined a volleyball game that had 3 other actuaries, none of whom knew each other. I've always wondered what the odds were.

[Money]

I work out 4-6 days a week, recently it has only been 3. I can only bench 140. Dumbells, havn't used the bar in a while. I did have to have a hernia operation. Doctor stated recovery is 8-12 weeks. 8-12 weeks my ass, more like 45-50 weeks before you can return to lifting. Decent at basketball, and i can hold my own against non-college players.

Oh yeah,
unlike most actuaries i have known or met, i enjoy spending money, not being ultra conservative. Might be a phase though.

[Frenchie]

I once joined a volleyball game that had 3 other actuaries, none of whom knew each other. I've always wondered what the odds were.

And how does that not make you stereotypical? :-?

[Bamafan]

Oh yeah,
unlike most actuaries i have known or met, i enjoy spending money, not being ultra conservative. Might be a phase though.


Mine could be a phase too, although it has lasted for as long as I've had money to spend. I'm not very organized or meticulous about anything either.

[BallaActuary]

Where at? Basketball is my life :O Only 6'2 tho.

Also, I LOVE rap music, only thing I listen to.

Cali.

[Keef]

I can't do simple arithmetic without a calculator, and even with one I'm pretty bad at it.

[Darth Vader]

Wow. Tattoos and rap music. Actuaries are so cool.

[carrot]

I bench 365 lbs...























when I sit on a bench.

"BOOYAH!," said Stuart Scott.
I thought you were going to say "...in my pants!"

[violaactuary]

I thought you were going to say "...in my pants!"
Oh dear... I did too. Carrot, I've been hanging around you too much. :viola:

[Bamafan]

I thought you were going to say "...in my pants!"

Gotta keep it fresh, you know, for the ladies.

[Money]

Forgot this part too. I don't think I am one of the smartest people in the company and I don't say I am arrogant and other people made me this way. I also feel that anyone in my company with dedication could do my job and vice versa.

[violaactuary]

I have a non-ear piercing. :oops:

[Patience]

I have a non-ear piercing. :oops:

which non-ear is it in

[violaactuary]

which non-ear is it in
A lady never tells.

[Patience]

A lady never tells.

I am not sure if that is an answer

[persephone_ashes]

I am not sure if that is an answer

the correct response may have been "do you have to be a lady to have that piercing?"

[Traina]

the correct response may have been "do you have to be a lady to have that piercing?"
:lol:

[violaactuary]

the correct response may have been "do you have to be a lady to have that piercing?"
Good thinking... I'm still not telling.

[Frenchie]

I have a non-ear piercing. :oops:

I had one, but it ripped out.

[violaactuary]

I had one, but it ripped out.
There went the mood.

[Patience]

I had one, but it ripped out.

ouch..

ok so list the tatoos

[Loner]

I play a contact sport.

[shadyridr]

I had one, but it ripped out.
:slapsmoneyonthetable:

"I'm out"

[sonicblue]

5 tattoos
my car regularly rocks Disturbed and Godsmack ('course, also Norah Jones, Fiona Apple, Joss Stone...)
played collegiate baseball & football (used to bench nearly 400, :()
technically was a professional model (ok, for two days, but still...)
drove a golf ball 330 yds playing last weekend

[Frenchie]

Joss Stone

LOVE her!

[Bamafan]

Perhaps this thread has served to highlight here-to-fore unknown common characteristics of actuaries: We are all braggarts and freaks.

That is all.

[Frenchie]

ouch..

ok so list the tatoos

Shoulder - MM's nick
Lower Back - "Angel" in Japanese characters
Back of Neck - a Celtic knot
Upper Arm - "Frenchie"
Chest - Rose piercing a heart w/drop of blood coming out

The last two were done freehand by a great artist! I need to enhance MM's nick and I want to add to the "Angel"...

[Uncle Carl]

I kissed a girl once. It was pretty awesome. Pretty sure that beats rap music, basketball and tattoos.

Losers.

[SamTheEagle]

I suck at math.

I don't spend all day posting on an actuarial forum.

[Patience]

Shoulder - MM's nick
Lower Back - "Angel" in Japanese characters
Back of Neck - a Celtic knot
Upper Arm - "Frenchie"
Chest - Rose piercing a heart w/drop of blood coming out

The last two were done freehand by a great artist! I need to enhance MM's nick and I want to add to the "Angel"...

I just became more disappointed I won't see you next week.

[TRINIDON2K]

The system in my car peaks at 3000 watts

[ACCtuary]

I can do the Texas Two-Step.

[silverfox]

Shoulder - MM's nick
Lower Back - "Angel" in Japanese characters
Back of Neck - a Celtic knot
Upper Arm - "Frenchie"
Chest - Rose piercing a heart w/drop of blood coming out

The last two were done freehand by a great artist! I need to enhance MM's nick and I want to add to the "Angel"...

When you run out of space, you should start drawing on your daughter.

[Bamafan]

:wink: Shoulder - MM's nick
Lower Back - "Angel" in Japanese characters
Back of Neck - a Celtic knot
Upper Arm - "Frenchie"
Chest - Rose piercing a heart w/drop of blood coming out

The last two were done freehand by a great artist! I need to enhance MM's nick and I want to add to the "Angel"...

No Doctor Who or Euler's formula tattoos? Disappointing.:wink:

[Loner]

I kissed a girl once. It was pretty awesome. Pretty sure that beats rap music, basketball and tattoos.


Meh.

[speciand]

Well I'm not an actuary yet...but I do have one exam passed so I'm on my way.

For starters, I'm a girl. I know that's not unusual, but I know the majority of math nerds are guys. If you saw me, you probably wouldn't think of me as your typical math nerd. I used to be an athlete (I played softball and bowled until I graduated high school), but I'm still in shape. I also have a bellybutton ring. I've been called "hot" before...but I'm not so sure I agree with that. :grin:

I'm also probably the biggest Disney freak you'll ever know. If I could I would live there. I own a Disney Visa card, an annual pass, and I'm a DVC (Disney Vacation Club) member. Basically it's a timeshare with Disney. I've gone twice already in the past year (even once in January while studying for Exam P in February and still managed to pass), with another trip coming up in May.

I love my soaps (Days of Our Lives and Passions) and even more I love American Idol! I was the girl who spent the whole 3 hours voting for Clay Aiken (only getting 11 votes in!) the night before the crowning of the Season 2 American Idol. Of course when Ruben was announced the winner, I screamed at my TV and also probably almost broke it by throwing the remote at it.

I'm sure I could probably think of a million more things that would qualify as a non-stereotypical actuary...but I'm not going to bore everybody.

[Loner]

Well I'm not an actuary yet...but I do have one exam passed so I'm on my way.

For starters, I'm a girl. I know that's not unusual, but I know the majority of math nerds are guys. If you saw me, you probably wouldn't think of me as your typical math nerd. I used to be an athlete (I played softball and bowled until I graduated high school), but I'm still in shape. I also have a bellybutton ring. I've been called "hot" before...but I'm not so sure I agree with that. :grin:

I'm also probably the biggest Disney freak you'll ever know. If I could I would live there. I own a Disney Visa card, an annual pass, and I'm a DVC (Disney Vacation Club) member. Basically it's a timeshare with Disney. I've gone twice already in the past year (even once in January while studying for Exam P in February and still managed to pass), with another trip coming up in May.

I love my soaps (Days of Our Lives and Passions) and even more I love American Idol! I was the girl who spent the whole 3 hours voting for Clay Aiken (only getting 11 votes in!) the night before the crowning of the Season 2 American Idol. Of course when Ruben was announced the winner, I screamed at my TV and also probably almost broke it by throwing the remote at it.

I'm sure I could probably think of a million more things that would qualify as a non-stereotypical actuary...but I'm not going to bore everybody.


GA, you didn't tell me you were taking up cross-dressing...;)

[Keef]

:blah: ...but I'm not going to bore everybody.

Too late, sweetie. (Just kidding :wink: )

[ACCtuary]

Meh.

Loner = DTNF?

[silverfox]

I had cornrows until I had to interview for jobs.

[Loner]

Loner = DTNF?

More like Loner="doesn't see what all the fuss is about kissing a girl." ;)

[TRINIDON2K]

i use the f word a lot

[TRINIDON2K]

i enjoy my money

[lipman]

I can tell a joke without seeming creepy

*edit - but for the record, I don't think that most people in my company could do my job. I doubt 5% of them could do it as well as I do.

[TRINIDON2K]

i can make eye contact without seeming creepy

[ShakeNBakes]

Too late, sweetie. (Just kidding :wink: )oooooh.. snap


speciand, this is where you tell Keef to " go [text deleted per Terms of Service #6] himself" ;-)

[carrot]

I have a non-ear piercing. :oops:
I had one, but it ripped out.Tell him not be so rough next time.

[carrot]

I had one, but it ripped out.:slapsmoneyonthetable:

"I'm out":lol:

[TRINIDON2K]

i never tried heroin

[persephone_ashes]

I just became more disappointed I won't see you next week.

yup, you'll be stuck with boring old me with no tats!

and i've got to be on my best behavior :(

[Dr T Non-Fan]

Loner = DTNF?
If Loner is anyone but a character on The Simpsons, HE'S STEALING MY BIT!!

[Dr T Non-Fan]

More like Loner="doesn't see what all the fuss is about kissing a girl." ;)
Therefore, Loner <> DTNF !!

[silverfox]

yup, you'll be stuck with boring old me with no tats!

and i've got to be on my best behavior :(

What were you saying about your tats?

[TRINIDON2K]

yummmm...tater tots

[ressap maxe]

I don't spend all day posting on an actuarial forum.
Me neither.

[Frenchie]

yup, you'll be stuck with boring old me with no tats!

and i've got to be on my best behavior :(

What better time to get a tat! :D

[persephone_ashes]

What better time to get a tat! :D

pass. i have issues with permanent things

[JohnGalt]

Where at? Basketball is my life :O Only 6'2 tho.

Also, I LOVE rap music, only thing I listen to.

So you're like a wigger chessmaster??

[The Spocker]

we need proof for the hot women.

[TRINIDON2K]

i'm not on a diet

[Keef]

i'm not on a diet

:lol:

[MNBridge]

Couple of tat's
Definetely not Frugal
Get called metro-sexual quite often (nice car, nice clothes, live in a downtown loft : As far as I can tell those are the requirements)
Had my share of 1 and 2 night stands
Party like a rock-star (Believe in the work hard play hard lifestyle)
When I go out in a crowd I generally talk more to people I don't know than those I do know.
Love going to client meetings (but hate traveling)

[TRINIDON2K]

i can see my toes when i look down

[Money]

Couple of tat's
Definetely not Frugal
Get called metro-sexual quite often (nice car, nice clothes, live in a downtown loft : As far as I can tell those are the requirements)
Had my share of 1 and 2 night stands
Party like a rock-star (Believe in the work hard play hard lifestyle)
When I go out in a crowd I generally talk more to people I don't know than those I do know.
Love going to client meetings (but hate traveling)

Besides the metrosexual part, this is what I aspire to enjoy until 30, and for the nice car to be a Porcshe 911 (used). All of the actuaries talking about the tats that they have is kind of what I expect from an actuary. It was never the dumb people that I knew that had tats but they were sometimes a little odd growing up, it was the ones that were sometimes a little odd but always surprisingly really smart. There were also the artistic, rebel and criminal type too.

[GosuJohn]

So you're like a wigger chessmaster??
alot of black people play chess but yes in white.

[Patience]

yup, you'll be stuck with boring old me with no tats!

and i've got to be on my best behavior :(

first of all I just had a really embarrassing mis-read

second, what day are you coming down? Only have to be good Monday to Friday.

p.s. Was going to write it as M-F, but I thought that could also be an embarrassing mis-read

[Frenchie]

first of all I just had a really embarrassing mis-read

:lol:

[Frenchie]

wigger

That is such an offensive term!

[MNBridge]

this is what I aspire to enjoy until 30, and for the nice car to be a Porcshe 911 (used).

And after 30 then what? (I'm 37)

Shoot for a new 911, they aren't THAT expensive :)

[persephone_ashes]

first of all I just had a really embarrassing mis-read

second, what day are you coming down? Only have to be good Monday to Friday.

p.s. Was going to write it as M-F, but I thought that could also be an embarrassing mis-read

flying out sunday, coming back thurs night so i guess i can misbehave sunday some. and after hours

[Patience]

flying out sunday, coming back thurs night so i guess i can misbehave sunday some. and after hours

we'll talk

[GadgetGeek]

Pre-kids: (late 80's-early 90's)
long (middle of my back) hair (guess I should mention I'm male)
multiple earrings
party hard
prankster
"you don't act like an actuary" comments at work
no tats

Now (married, 2 kids):
still like punk rock
still solve my rubik's cube
conservative haircut
don't know if the earrings will still work
drive a beige buick
still no tats
still a prankster
rarely get chance to party.

So do we age into being a stereotypical actuary?

[shadyridr]

That is such an offensive term!
Almost as bad as a game where you gotta shoot Mexicans crossing the border. ;)

[_BullDog_]

Almost as bad as a game where you gotta shoot Mexicans crossing the border. ;)

Well, technically you could let them cross, but then you didn't get any points.

[Frenchie]

Almost as bad as a game where you gotta shoot Mexicans crossing the border. ;)


:oops:

It was on the news this morning, but I was at the gym and didn't catch what they were saying about the game...

[Traina]

Yeah I saw it mentioned on CNN

[JohnGalt]

That is such an offensive term!

I have no tact. Does that make me a stereotypical actuary or a non-stereotypical actuary?

[Patience]

I have no tact. Does that make me a stereotypical actuary or a non-stereotypical actuary?

or just a jack ass

[TRINIDON2K]

or just a jack ass
BURN!!!

As for that mexican game...i missed that on the news too...i just assumed you were talking about Ghost Recon for X360

[Frenchie]

I have no tact. Does that make me a stereotypical actuary or a non-stereotypical actuary?

Yes, stereotypical...that also makes you my old boss! (well, not really, but he was the same way. But he got away with it b/c he was the "Actuary" :roll:)

[TRINIDON2K]

the "Actuary"
:notworth:

[violaactuary]

BURN!!!

As for that mexican game...i missed that on the news too...i just assumed you were talking about Ghost Recon for X360
Is Ghost Recon Tom Clancy? I think that's one of the games my hubby plays.

[TRINIDON2K]

Is Ghost Recon Tom Clancy? I think that's one of the games my hubby plays.
yup...thats it...does he play on Xbox Live?...PM his gamer tag

[pineapplepeips]

im asian. HAH.

okay, i have tats (2), piercings (8), and i like the va-jay-jay. well, the last one isnt so uncommon except that i'm female too.

[silverfox]

Having 2 tats for a female is pretty normal I think.

[TRINIDON2K]

Having 2 tats for a female is pretty normal I think.
search images.google.com for total recall and you might take that back

[Money]

And after 30 then what? (I'm 37)

Shoot for a new 911, they aren't THAT expensive :)

I thought that was the time when I would have to think about slowing down my life. 30-33

To be honest after hearing about family life from a co-workers perspective, it does not seem as relaxing and fun as I thought of.


Any actuaries with a Ferrari?

[TRINIDON2K]

i have a ferrari...but its about the size of my palm and its parked on my dresser

[mexx]

Actually, there are times when I think we're more stereotypical teenage or pre-pubescent girls. We have giggling fits that go on forever. A lot of them are really silly too!

Me too :tup:

And like Viola, I have a non-ear peircing .. though I'm beginning to doubt it's in the same place as hers. ;)

[yanz]

no tatoos, no non-ear piercings.

On the other hand, I did go to the #1 work hard/party hard university; I did not do an 'actuarial' major; I do competitive Latin ballroom dancing; I use my study time to go to the gym; I'm dating a guy 10 yrs my senior (so I have to be hot ;)); I live downtown (2 blocks away from work); my best friend is an I-banking crack-head (literally); I know how to wear stilettos; I can't do arithmetic in my head (but do not carry around a calculator); I have no interest in advanced/theoretical math; I'm Russian but have no accent; I know close to nothing about programming; I like puzzles but don't care about how things work (mechanically); I have a terrible memory as far as life experience is concerned; I don't like insurance pricing/valuation/reserving; I swear a LOT...
Oh, and I flipped a car once.

I'm just doing this actuarial thing bc it pays good money while I figure out what I REALLY want to do :grin:
hmmm...I guess I should get on that since I only have 2 exams left.

[Bison]

Read somewhere (can't remember where, unfortunately) that the typical Meyers-Briggs result for actuaries is INTJ.

I'm an ESFP.

[ACCtuary]

I can dance.

[Nutty Buddy]

im asian. HAH.

okay, i have tats (2), piercings (8), and i like the va-jay-jay. well, the last one isnt so uncommon except that i'm female too.
Call me a moran You're a moran! ... but I don't know what that means.

As for me, I am only non-stereotypical in the following ways:
I have a different thing for lunch each day
I procrastinate
I would much rather be a novelist, though I majored in physics in college
I don't like hanging out with other actuaries

[Actuary321]

im asian. HAH.

okay, i have tats (2), piercings (8), and i like the va-jay-jay. well, the last one isnt so uncommon except that i'm female too.
Call me a moran You're a moran! ... but I don't know what that means.

As for me, I am only non-stereotypical in the following ways:
I have a different thing for lunch each day
I procrastinate
I would much rather be a novelist, though I majored in physics in college
I don't like hanging out with other actuaries
Ever heard of the internet? It can answer lots of things. Especially slang terms for anatomy.

[Dr T Non-Fan]

hoo-hoo?

Ginny?

[mexx]

Hoo-hah is my preferred term.

[mlschop]

I'm dating a guy 10 yrs my senior (so I have to be hot

I always hated this phrase...does it mean 10 years younger or older?

If he's 10 years older - the "so I have to be hot" statement makes no sense. If he's 10 years young - the "so I have to be hot" statement has some validity.

It could be you are both super ugly/lonely/losers - or any combination of the 3. :tup:

[mexx]

I'm dating a guy 10 yrs my senior (so I have to be hot

I always hated this phrase...does it mean 10 years younger or older?

If he's 10 years older - the "so I have to be hot" statement makes no sense. If he's 10 years young - the "so I have to be hot" statement has some validity.

It could be you are both super ugly/lonely/losers - or any combination of the 3. :tup:

I think, keeping with stereotypes, since he's older, he must have some serious $$$, and so he's looking to date a younger, hotter girl who he keeps extra happy with the $$$.

[mlschop]

I think, keeping with stereotypes, since he's older, he must have some serious $$$, and so he's looking to date a younger, hotter girl who he keeps extra happy with the $$$.

Yes, but when you get older - your spectrum for "hot chicks" widens. Then you have to ask yourself - are they REALLY that hot in the first place?

I've seen so many older guys (40+) say they have a hot young chick (25 or under) that I don't really consider all that hot (i'm 24).

[ressap maxe]

I always hated this phrase...does it mean 10 years younger or older?

If he's 10 years older - the "so I have to be hot" statement makes no sense. If he's 10 years young - the "so I have to be hot" statement has some validity.

It could be you are both super ugly/lonely/losers - or any combination of the 3. :tup:

I think, keeping with stereotypes, since he's older, he must have some serious $$$, and so he's looking to date a younger, hotter girl who he keeps extra happy with the $$$.

I can't wait till I am older and rich so I can snag up some hot bimbo. Not that I haven't dated hot bimbos, but only ones my age. Which means by the time we are both thirty, she's not a hot bimbo anymore, and all of the sudden I am too good for her (we all know men age better than women, generally speaking). When I am 35 with some money, then I can date a 21 year old hot bimbo. With a 14 year old age differential she should always remain relatively hot compared to me. In other words by the time she's uglier than me I'll almost be dead, or at the very least impotent, so I won't care. Yep..that's the life. I can't wait.

[Dijonay]

I'm totally Woohoo!!! :clap:

[Dr T Non-Fan]

I think, keeping with stereotypes, since he's older, he must have some serious $$$, and so he's looking to date a younger, hotter girl who he keeps extra happy with the $$$.

Yes, but when you get older - your spectrum for "hot chicks" widens. Then you have to ask yourself - are they REALLY that hot in the first place?

I've seen so many older guys (40+) say they have a hot young chick (25 or under) that I don't really consider all that hot (i'm 24).
As you get older, the availability of really hot chicks to you shrinks to about zero (all wealth equal). It's only natural to adjust the definition.

[Baron Von Raschke]

But as you get older, the percentage of younger girls that start to look pretty hot increases, as does the total number of younger girls. :tup:

[ressap maxe]

I think, keeping with stereotypes, since he's older, he must have some serious $$$, and so he's looking to date a younger, hotter girl who he keeps extra happy with the $$$.

Yes, but when you get older - your spectrum for "hot chicks" widens. Then you have to ask yourself - are they REALLY that hot in the first place?

I've seen so many older guys (40+) say they have a hot young chick (25 or under) that I don't really consider all that hot (i'm 24).

Yeah. It's all abot the Hot Chick Spectrum. I learned about it in science class. R-O-Y-G-B-I-V. The hot chick spectrum.

R - Really freaking hot

O - Obviously doable

Y - Yikes she fine

G - Gorgeous

B - Beautiful

I - I'd put a hurtin on her

V - Very lickable


It is a scientific fact that once a male turns forty the visible hot spectrum is expanded to be : N-C-K-R-O-Y-G-B-I-V-BF-S-P .....which has been expanded to include:

N - Needs a boob job

C - Could do her good to jog once in a while to get rid of her a$$

K - Kind of acceptable

BF - Butter Face

S - Skinny but still not that hot

P - Plastic surgery candidate

[Hukleberry]

I ride a Harley. :danim:

[mexx]

I ride a Harley. :danim:

Bikes are sexy .. :love:

[Nutty Buddy]

I'm totally Woohoo!!! :clap:
Good lord, not another one... :shake:

[Dijonay]

I'm totally Woohoo!!! :clap:
Good lord, not another one... :shake:

:tup:

[Kaia]

In other words by the time she's uglier than me I'll almost be dead, or at the very least impotent, so I won't care. Yep..that's the life. I can't wait.

This is sig worthy. Ah, if only I had the room for one more.

[Loner]

I think, keeping with stereotypes, since he's older, he must have some serious $$$, and so he's looking to date a younger, hotter girl who he keeps extra happy with the $$$.

Yes, but when you get older - your spectrum for "hot chicks" widens. Then you have to ask yourself - are they REALLY that hot in the first place?

I've seen so many older guys (40+) say they have a hot young chick (25 or under) that I don't really consider all that hot (i'm 24).

More than likely it's the lack of wrinkles they find most enticing. Even if someone is hot, their skin texture changes as they get older and no amount of working out will help that.

[Patience]

In other words by the time she's uglier than me I'll almost be dead, or at the very least impotent, so I won't care. Yep..that's the life. I can't wait.

I never intend to be impotent, but at least I might lose my sight.. So it all works out in the end anyway