The Official ASOP Season V Thread

[Cohete009]

GG all.

Cohete back in the hunt!!

Tournament History for your last 1 tournament requested by Cohete009

PokerStars Tournament #30402585, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $10.00/$1.00
7 players
Total Prize Pool: $70.00
Tournament started - 2006/09/04 - 21:00:00 (ET)
Tournament finished - 2006/09/04 - 22:17:12 (ET)
1: Cohete009 (Waukesha), $35.00 (50%)
2: triweasel (Goleta), $21.00 (30%)
3: teslastyx (Quincy), $14.00 (20%)
4: JerryGuitar (South Euclid),
5: rjinnj (Jersey City),
6: iamapoc (Satellite Beach),
7: fledma (Hoboken),

You finished in 1st place.

[Arachn]

only way cohete can make final table is to start at it anyway :)

[Cohete009]

only way cohete can dominate a final table is to start at it anyway

CFYP.

[Arachn]

I agree, you couldn't dominate a table otherwise

[Cohete009]

True, dominate doesn't express cohete's prowess at the tables enough:

ANNIHILATE!!

[Cohete009]

PokerStars Tournament #30402585, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $10.00/$1.00
7 players
Total Prize Pool: $70.00
Tournament started - 2006/09/04 - 21:00:00 (ET)
Tournament finished - 2006/09/04 - 22:17:12 (ET)
1: Cohete009 (Waukesha), $35.00 (50%)
2: triweasel (Goleta), $21.00 (30%)
3: teslastyx (Quincy), $14.00 (20%)
4: JerryGuitar (South Euclid),
5: rjinnj (Jersey City),
6: iamapoc (Satellite Beach),
7: fledma (Hoboken),

You finished in 1st place.

Smallest ASOP field ever??

[MountainHawk]

http://www.actuarialoutpost.com/actuarial_discussion_forum/showthread.php?t=69592

By far.

[Matty]

Let's remember for season 7 to skip Labor Day!

[Cohete009]

Let's remember for season 7 to skip Labor Day!

No way ;)

Lets also thank Tesla for reminding cohete that the asop was going on last nite, 8 minutes into the game :)

If it wasn't for Tesla, this great victory would not have occurrred. :D

[Cohete009]

According to the stats, triweasel and cohete are now tied for most asop victories....Next week, cohete will claim the lead by himself.

[Triweasel]

woo hoo! back in the lead!:party:

[tesla_styx]

No way ;)

Lets also thank Tesla for reminding cohete that the asop was going on last nite, 8 minutes into the game :)

If it wasn't for Tesla, this great victory would not have occurrred. :D

Welcome. :swear:

[Cohete009]

BTW, for those of you who missed it last nite, you got to witness Big Stack Bullying, at its finest :D

[tesla_styx]

BTW, for those of you who missed it last nite, you got to witness Big Stack Bullying, at its finest :D

No Cohete, those who missed it DID NOT get to witness...

[IMP]

No Cohete, those who missed it DID NOT get to witness...:rofl: i caught that too, just was too lazy to say anything bout it.

[Sotally Tober]

No Cohete, those who missed it DID NOT get to witness...
Cohete = dee-dee-dee

[Dooby Scoo]

I thought the ASOP bylaws state that a field less than 10 does not count in the standings.

[Dooby Scoo]

BTW, for those of you who missed it last nite, you got to witness Big Stack Bullying, at its finest :D

So you donk into some cards early and get to start bullying around 4 or 5 players after a few levels?

[JerryGuitar]

Let's remember for season 7 to skip Labor Day!does Canada even celebrate Labo(u)r Day? It must be a day off so everyone can put on their snow tires and attach the plow.

[Cohete009]

So you donk into some cards early and get to start bullying around 4 or 5 players after a few levels?

Nah, the other players just love giving cohete their chips.

[Cohete009]

No Cohete, those who missed it DID NOT get to witness...

Ok Mr. English professor.

[Matty]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f210/MattyKGB2004/ASOP5.jpg

[Cohete009]

Doesn't look to be right.

[MountainHawk]

hit refresh.

[Cohete009]

Tried that. Hmm.

[JerryGuitar]

Doesn't look to be right.looks right to me! :party:
4784

[MountainHawk]

Try the force refresh? I think it's shift F5 or ctrl F5.

[Cohete009]

ctrl F5 is a force refresh, just can't view here (text files don't show up). But thanx.

[Triweasel]

hit refresh.


i think he means 'why am i not in first?'

there is probably a good reason for that...

[IMP]

:bump:

game on!

[IMP]

no smack talk today?!?!

[WrestleManiac]

I created a Stars account (WManiac) about a week ago, and was thinking of joining in on one of these. Are there additional fees other than the $11? About how long do they last/ how many entrants?

[IMP]

I created a Stars account (WManiac) about a week ago, and was thinking of joining in on one of these. Are there additional fees other than the $11? About how long do they last/ how many entrants?no additional fees. just the buyin & rake. the cost per game is listed in the first post of this thread..$10+1 for regular weeks (which is tonight), $20+2 for major weeks (next week is a major), and $30+3 for the championship.

they typically last about 2ish hours and on average, i'm guessing about 25 players.

if interested, i will send you the pwd.

[That Goblin]

no smack talk today?!?!I wasn't going to play tonight. I was like "No way man. ASOP is for losers."
Then I realized thats exactly why I should participate!

[IMP]

:rant:

[Happy Salvador]

Dear IMP. You are terrible at poker.

How's that?

[Triweasel]

Dear IMP. You are terrible at poker.

How's that?

You call that trash talk?
Maybe if your a moran - you should be embarrased:oops:
I'll bet gator chews you up and spits you out on hand #3 tonight just for bringing that weak sauce in here.

btw - who needs a beer?:toast:

[Dooby Scoo]

btw - who needs a beer?:toast:

i do, JHC, I'm still at work. cya tonight. and that was bad trash talk. i almost thought about defending gator! nice lady. :toast:

[IMP]

Dear IMP. You are terrible at poker.

How's that?it's not trash talk if it's true.

[DblDownTrent]

btw - who needs a beer?:toast:
I do!
http://commiechink.com/content/moose/kegstand_moose.jpg

[Arachn]

Since DDT's apparently playing and is really hammered, I would like to play. However I don't know how to correctly insult douglan to play. Help :)

[IMP]

only 5 ppl reg with 35 mins to go?!?!

[HT82]

I'm in!

[WrestleManiac]

I'm in!

Ignore this guy ^^

I'm in!

[That Goblin]

I'm drunk

[DblDownTrent]

Since DDT's apparently playing and is really hammered, I would like to play. However I don't know how to correctly insult douglan to play. Help :)

not playing, at work, hence the new sig.

[Arachn]

know the feeling, I consider 7:30 leaving early nowadays

[IMP]

wow, what a game!

congrats fledma on the win. excellent job WM on your first asop.

[WrestleManiac]

wow, what a game!

congrats fledma on the win. excellent job WM on your first asop.

Thank you. Great game. That was the most nerve-racking bubble ever. (Sorry MattyKGB). I hope to play again soon.

[plinko]

The results of a very hotly contested ASOP (approximately 100 hands were played on the bubble).

Tournament History for your last 1 tournament requested by fledma (jdfledma@juno.com)

PokerStars Tournament #30402695, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $10.00/$1.00
17 players
Total Prize Pool: $170.00
Tournament started - 2006/09/11 - 21:00:00 (ET)
Tournament finished - 2006/09/11 - 23:19:47 (ET)
1: fledma (Hoboken), $85.00 (50%)
2: gator8373 (Atlanta), $51.00 (30%)
3: WManiac (Morton), $34.00 (20%)
4: MattyKGB2004 (Thornhill),
5: hqkw (Uxbridge),
6: DoobyScoo (Sun Prairie),
7: teslastyx (Quincy),
8: triweasel (Goleta),
9: JerryGuitar (South Euclid),
10: NotMike (Naperville),
11: Spidurman (Voorhees),
12: iamapoc (Satellite Beach),
13: jeffostar (Seattle),
14: Cohete009 (Waukesha),
15: sesquipedal (Mesa),
16: tootry2 (Here),
17: jeffydub654 (Waukesha),

You finished in 1st place (eliminated at hand #6255600778).

249 hands played and saw flop:
- 18 times out of 52 while in small blind (34%)
- 15 times out of 49 while in big blind (30%)
- 10 times out of 148 in other positions (6%)
- a total of 43 times out of 249 (17%)

Pots won at showdown - 10 out of 12 (83%)
Pots won without showdown - 50


If you have any questions, please contact us at support@pokerstars.com

[plinko]

Official count: 98 hands played on the bubble. Is this a record for an ASOP?

[IMP]

don't know but i will say it was one of my greater challanges of late. the play as well as my self control.

kinda funny that after all the struggle, HU lasted.....1 hand :razz:

[Matty]

We couldn't settle anything in 98 hands so we had to go to sudden death overtime, a.k.a 300/600 pushfest. I consider it a 4 way tie. :wink:

[WrestleManiac]

I don't have the HH available. How many hands were there after the bubble burst? (I'm guessing 5)

[plinko]

After the bubble burst, we played 17 hands 3-handed, and one more heads up.

[Bama Gambler]

We couldn't settle anything in 98 hands so we had to go to sudden death overtime, a.k.a 300/600 pushfest. I consider it a 4 way tie. :wink:damn, i've been involved in a lot of those 4 way ties. unfortunately i mostly finished 4th in the tiebraker. :sad:

[Arachn]

I don't have the HH available. How many hands were there after the bubble burst? (I'm guessing 5)

evil aces :swear:

I really wish I had busted you when you had TT against my full house, that would have saved my butt later ;)

[WrestleManiac]

I don't have the HH available. How many hands were there after the bubble burst? (I'm guessing 5)

evil aces :swear:

I really wish I had busted you when you had TT against my full house, that would have saved my butt later ;)

Beginner's luck. Now you will have me coming back until I lose it all and more. (You guys should work for mansion.com...)

[Dooby Scoo]

I'd like to state that the guy with the same logo as my avatar that got bounced early, WAS NOT ME!

[fallout]

My results in these have really picked up since I took some time off from them.

:)

[Matty]

Triweasel takes the lead!

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f210/MattyKGB2004/ASOP5.jpg

[Triweasel]

Triweasel takes the lead!


Ohhh YeAHHH!!:toast:

[Judge Dredd]

:bump:

ASOP Major tonight.

3rd major (even though Stars says Major #2).

[IMP]

:bump:

ASOP Major tonight.

3rd major (even though Stars says Major #2).
stars is rigged!!

i'll fix it this afternoon.

[Bama Gambler]

I hope to make it tonight. Feels like forever since I've played. :)

[Dooby Scoo]

final golf night of the season, so I'll be out later than usual. if I register early, what do you all think is the latest time I can show up and still have a reasonable stack?

[Judge Dredd]

final golf night of the season, so I'll be out later than usual. if I register early, what do you all think is the latest time I can show up and still have a reasonable stack?
My guess is 9:30.

ASOPs usually play fast, so maybe 50 hands in your worst case scenario in that half hour....and in worst case scenario that means 7 orbits...that would be about $1200 stack when you get back at 9:30. After that, with the blinds at 25/50, you'd get eaten up.

[Dooby Scoo]

I'll have the wifey play. She's better than me.

[douglan]

I'll have the wifey play. She's better than me.

Ahhhh, the "Bama Gambler Strategy" - well played, sir...very well played, indeed. ;)

[IMP]

OMG?!?! 3 hours to go and only 1 person registered?!?! ;)

[Arachn]

ugh its a major tonight :(

gl guys. I'm way too scared of that elephant to play.

Just seems wrong to take his money, then he'd be poor and have to send his son to Auburn, which just can't be allowed to happen :)

[MisterJed]

I was busy watching the Moneymaker/Hachem WCOOP table and remembered ASOP is on Monday nights! I'm there as MisterJed.

Edit: Only 5 people including me :(

[Judge Dredd]

I was busy watching the Moneymaker/Hachem WCOOP table and remembered ASOP is on Monday nights! I'm there as MisterJed.

Edit: Only 5 people including me :(
wow! monster table! Not only that, but Ragde is there (IIRC, he won the 2004 WCOOP Main Event).

Toughest WCOOP table ever!

[Matty]

I consider myself a fairly decent HU player, but tonight I played some of the worst HU of my life - got pwned big time. Congrats Doob.

[Dooby Scoo]

PokerStars Tournament #32125807, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $20.00/$2.00
12 players
Total Prize Pool: $240.00
Tournament started - 2006/09/18 - 21:00:00 (ET) Tournament finished - 2006/09/18 - 22:38:45 (ET)
1: DoobyScoo (Sun Prairie), $120.00 (50%)
2: MattyKGB2004 (Thornhill), $72.00 (30%)
3: fledma (Hoboken), $48.00 (20%)
4: NotMike (Naperville),
5: KnightsPG (Hopkins),
6: gator8373 (Atlanta),
7: jeffydub654 (Waukesha),
8: Dionysos7 (Toronto),
9: MisterJed (Felton),
10: teslastyx (Quincy),
11: iamapoc (Satellite Beach),
12: Bama Gambler (Hoover),

[Dooby Scoo]

I consider myself a fairly decent HU player, but tonight I played some of the worst HU of my life - got pwned big time. Congrats Doob.

It helped that I got a few cards, but thanks for making me feel good.

Glad my wife kept me above 1500 before I took the reigns.

[Cohete009]

Nice to see Bama's game is right where it should be :D

[Matty]

hmmm..point leader has negative profit.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f210/MattyKGB2004/ASOP5.jpg

[Dooby Scoo]

how did i go from -$1 before the week, cash $120 in a $20+2 tourney? And those stats do look weird. must be good major showings?

[douglan]

PokerStars Tournament #32125807, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $20.00/$2.00
12 players
Total Prize Pool: $240.00
Tournament started - 2006/09/18 - 21:00:00 (ET) Tournament finished - 2006/09/18 - 22:38:45 (ET)
1: DoobyScoo (Sun Prairie), $120.00 (50%)
2: MattyKGB2004 (Thornhill), $72.00 (30%)
3: fledma (Hoboken), $48.00 (20%)
4: NotMike (Naperville),
5: KnightsPG (Hopkins),
6: gator8373 (Atlanta),
7: jeffydub654 (Waukesha),
8: Dionysos7 (Toronto),
9: MisterJed (Felton),
10: teslastyx (Quincy),
11: iamapoc (Satellite Beach),
12: Bama Gambler (Hoover),



hmmm...I guess Mrs. Bg wasn't available to play for Bama 2nite ;)

[Matty]

how did i go from -$1 before the week, cash $120 in a $20+2 tourney? And those stats do look weird. must be good major showings?

You were -$12 before the week.

[Bama Gambler]

Nice to see Bama's game is right where it should be :DI went for the win or go home early strategy last night. Unfortunately it was the latter.

[MountainHawk]

Sorry I missed this ... something cam up at like 8:45, and I got back just in time for the register button to vanish (I actually saw it vanish)

[Dooby Scoo]

how did i go from -$1 before the week, cash $120 in a $20+2 tourney? And those stats do look weird. must be good major showings?

You were -$12 before the week.

ok, must have been -$1 from the week before THAT.

[Dooby Scoo]

Can we start limiting ASOPs to 2 table events? My 2 wins this season were poor turnouts. I don't have the stamina for the 3 or 4 tablers...:tup:



no wonder we had 18 people. I found this at the bottom of the first page.

PokerStars Tournament #26461922, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $10.00/$1.00
18 players
Total Prize Pool: $180.00
Tournament started - 2006/07/17 - 21:00:00 (ET) Tournament finished - 2006/07/17 - 23:36:53 (ET)
1: DoobyScoo (Sun Prairie), $90.00 (50%)
2: Bama Gambler (Hoover), $54.00 (30%)
3: fallaway (Dorchester), $36.00 (20%)
4: markthesharp (Lansdale),
5: teslastyx (Quincy),
6: Dionysos7 (Toronto),
7: fledma (Hoboken),
8: hardinda (Marietta),
9: NotMike (Naperville),
10: rkdcdrd4| (Harvard),
11: ketel1Nclub (Edgars),
12: IU Mullet (Indianapolis),
13: iamapoc (Satellite Beach),
14: triweasel (Goleta),
15: Mountainhawk (Salem),
16: JerryGuitar (South Euclid),
17: DwtnToronto (Toronto),
18: MattyKGB2004 (Thornhill),
You finished in 1st place.


PokerStars Tournament #32125807, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $20.00/$2.00
12 players
Total Prize Pool: $240.00
Tournament started - 2006/09/18 - 21:00:00 (ET) Tournament finished - 2006/09/18 - 22:38:45 (ET)
1: DoobyScoo (Sun Prairie), $120.00 (50%)
2: MattyKGB2004 (Thornhill), $72.00 (30%)
3: fledma (Hoboken), $48.00 (20%)
4: NotMike (Naperville),
5: KnightsPG (Hopkins),
6: gator8373 (Atlanta),
7: jeffydub654 (Waukesha),
8: Dionysos7 (Toronto),
9: MisterJed (Felton),
10: teslastyx (Quincy),
11: iamapoc (Satellite Beach),
12: Bama Gambler (Hoover),

[Cohete009]

Common denominator:

Cohete plays, dooby doesn't win :D

[Dooby Scoo]

same goes to the guy who mopped up a 7 person game.

[Cohete009]

PokerStars Tournament #25365440, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $10.00/$1.00
31 players
Total Prize Pool: $300.00
Tournament started - 2006/06/12 - 21:00:00 (ET)
Tournament finished - 2006/06/12 - 23:27:57 (ET)
1: Cohete009 (Waukesha), $120.00 (40%) The Champ
2: MattyKGB2004 (Thornhill), $72.00 (24%) Busted
3: iamapoc (Satellite Beach), $48.00 (16%) Busted
4: teslastyx (Quincy), $36.00 (12%) Busted
5: triweasel (Goleta), $24.00 (8%) Busted
6: Bama Gambler (Hoover), Busted
7: KnightsPG (Eden Prairie), Busted
8: bizman782 (Philadelphia), Busted
9: JerryGuitar (South Euclid), Busted
10: JPette333 (Vancouver), Busted
11: BullDog4896 (xxxx), Busted
12: SCavenger35 (manlius), Busted
13: Sparty27 (Atlanta), Busted
14: fledma (Hoboken), Busted
15: DwtnToronto (Toronto), Busted
16: fetalposn (Mississauga), Busted
17: pokerwidow34 (Liberty Twp.) Busted,
18: Dionysos7 (Toronto), Busted
19: rhizome (Tampa), Busted
20: rëdcärd4ü (Harvard), Busted
21: nilloc1204 (SP), Busted
22: justice_hole (seattle), Busted
23: fallaway (Dorchester), Busted
24: tootry2 (Here), Busted
25: Mountainhawk (Salem), Busted
26: DblDownTrent (Charlotte), Busted
27: gator8373 (Atlanta), Busted
28: Y2Mozz (Secaucus), Busted
29: FourJacks (Lansing), Busted
30: jeffostar (Seattle), Busted
31: DoobyScoo (Sun Prairie), DNF

You finished in 1st place.

GG Dooby :D

[Dooby Scoo]

Cohete played in this ASOP 4 game:


PokerStars Tournament #20400604, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $10.00/$1.00
23 players
Total Prize Pool: $230.00
Tournament started - 2006/03/13 - 21:00:00 (ET)
Tournament finished - 2006/03/13 - 23:24:16 (ET)
1: DoobyScoo (Sun Prairie), $115.00 (50%)
2: NotMike (Naperville), $69.00 (30%)
3: gator8373 (Atlanta), $46.00 (20%)
4: bfore13 (North Wales),
5: nilloc1204 (SP),
6: hardinda (Atlanta),
7: triweasel (Goleta),
8: chubbs_23 (Chattanooga),
9: Dionysos7 (Toronto),
10: Y2Mozz (Secaucus),
11: bizman782 (Philadelphia),
12: SetMe1 (Littleton),
13: Bama Gambler (Hoover),
14: JerryGuitar (South Euclid),
15: LimitPlayer (Chicago),
16: txtd (Fort Mill),
17: MattyKGB2004 (Thornhill),
18: Cohete009 (Waukesha),
19: snAAfu (Enterprise),
20: teslastyx (Quincy),
21: Mountainhawk (Salem),
22: sesquipedal (SpeakButCan'tHear),
23: jeffostar (Seattle),


as well as this game from ASOP 3:


PokerStars Tournament #10220655, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $10.00/$1.00
35 players
Total Prize Pool: $350.00
Tournament started - 2005/07/18 - 21:00:00 (ET)
Tournament finished - 2005/07/18 - 23:39:45 (ET)
1: DoobyScoo (BestNonWinner), $140.00 (40%)
2: NotMike (Naperville), $84.00 (24%)
3: sesquipedal (Mesa), $56.00 (16%)
4: DblDownTrent (Charlotte), $42.00 (12%)
5: bizman782 (Philadelphia), $28.00 (8%)
6: Bama Gambler (Hoover),
7: nittany07 (Audubon),
8: Dionysos7 (Toronto),
9: jeffostar (Seattle),
10: RedCowboy (Lynchburg),
11: SCavenger35 (manlius),
12: DwtnToronto (Toronto),
13: coke_710 (Mississauga),
14: MattyKGB2004 (Thornhill),
15: a5chen (Markham),
16: bfore13 (North Wales),
17: twolf187 (Overland Park),
18: lawfive (Columbus),
19: gator8373 (Atlanta),
20: JohnM_KGB (New York),
21: BBGrunt (Downingtown ),
22: iamapoc (Orlando),
23: Cohete009 (Waukesha),
24: dormammu1 (Los Angeles),
25: BrewCity (Milwaukee),
26: The Jenn (Lacey),
27: far_side_42 (Avon),
28: frogviking (Montreal),
29: snAAfu (Enterprise),
30: Mountainhawk (Salem),
31: Spidurman (Voorhees),
32: txtd (Allen),
33: Fated Circle (La Crescenta),
34: tavorae (Overland Park),
35: triweasel (Goleta),

[IMP]

it wasn't cohete. it was his wife.

[Cohete009]

We are talking season 5 here. Stop living in the past!

[Dooby Scoo]

oh, season 5. yeah, sure. then I guess it works out for ya. :roll:

I'm sure that me going out first in that one particular game is the sole reason you won it.

[Dooby Scoo]

it wasn't cohete. it was his wife.

he has a wife? go figure :shrug:

[Cohete009]

it wasn't cohete. it was his wife.

Concubine is more like it.

[douglan]

it wasn't cohete. it was his wife.

Concubine is more like it.

That's an awfully big word for a simple wisconsin boy like you, Cohete. :D

[Cohete009]

That's an awfully big word for a simple wisconsin boy like you, Cohete. :D

Big word from a big mouth :D
And you think Cohete is simple?

[IMP]

That's an awfully big word for a simple wisconsin boy like you, Cohete. :D

Big word from a big mouth :D
And you think Cohete is simple?yes. cohete is simple. with a big mouth. :D

[BeanCounter]

PokerStars Tournament #26462764, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $10.00/$1.00
22 players
Total Prize Pool: $220.00
Tournament started - 2006/07/24 - 21:00:00 (ET)
Tournament finished - 2006/07/24 - 23:18:15 (ET)
1: nilloc1204 (SP), $110.00 (50%)
2: triweasel (Goleta), $66.00 (30%)
3: Sotally Tobr (Liberty Twp), $44.00 (20%)
4: gator8373 (Atlanta),
5: fledma (Hoboken),
6: Bama Gambler (Hoover),
7: JerryGuitar (South Euclid),
8: rjinnj (Jersey City),
9: pokerwidow34 (Liberty Twp.),
10: DblDownTrent (Charlotte),
11: hardinda (Marietta),
12: txtd (Fort Mill),
13: Sparty27 (Atlanta),
14: RedCowboy (Lynchburg),
15: Dionysos7 (Toronto),
16: DoobyScoo (Sun Prairie),
17: jeffostar (Seattle),
18: MattyKGB2004 (Thornhill),
19: grabill (Fort Wayne),
20: ActURE (Bloomington),
21: fallaway (Dorchester),
22: Mountainhawk (Salem),



PokerStars Tournament #28683273, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $10.00/$1.00
23 players
Total Prize Pool: $230.00
Tournament started - 2006/08/07 - 21:00:00 (ET)
Tournament finished - 2006/08/07 - 22:49:13 (ET)
1: nilloc1204 (No Chat), $115.00 (50%)
2: DwtnToronto (Toronto), $69.00 (30%)
3: JerryGuitar (South Euclid), $46.00 (20%)
4: SalvadorDali (Paget),
5: teslastyx (Quincy),
6: rëdcärd4ü (Braintree),
7: Dionysos7 (Toronto),
8: triweasel (Goleta),
9: DoobyScoo (Sun Prairie),
10: MattyKGB2004 (Thornhill),
11: iamapoc (Satellite Beach),
12: mnpoker (Mpls),
13: hardinda (Marietta),
14: Sparty27 (Atlanta),
15: jeffostar (Seattle),
16: SCavenger35 (manlius),
17: snAAfu (Seven Mile Beach),
18: BigBamaBear (Charlotte),
19: txtd (Fort Mill),
20: Mountainhawk (Salem),
21: NotMike (Naperville),
22: Cohete009 (Waukesha),
23: fetalposn (Mississauga),

As you can see, I only win when all of the other players are eliminated before me.

[Dooby Scoo]

:bump:

[Dooby Scoo]

Can we start limiting ASOPs to 2 table events? My 2 wins this season were poor turnouts. I don't have the stamina for the 3 or 4 tablers...:tup:



Wait, why did I bump this....

[That Goblin]

I am happy that I will be sober and playing in tonight's event. Although the sober part is questionable. Maybe I'll pick something up on the way home. Do y'all have a preference?

[WrestleManiac]

I am happy that I will be sober and playing in tonight's event. Although the sober part is questionable. Maybe I'll pick something up on the way home. Do y'all have a preference?

Zima......(Smashed by giant Mil. Best can)

[Triweasel]

I'll be showing up tonight to reclaim my overall points lead. You guys got lucky last week - i was on vacation and the only internet cafe near where i was staying closed at 5pm :swear:

Jeffo, pick up a bottle of Jager for me if you could - mine seems to be empty.

[win diesel]

I am happy that I will be sober and playing in tonight's event. Although the sober part is questionable. Maybe I'll pick something up on the way home. Do y'all have a preference?

I have no preference. But you may want to get a soap on a rope, before you commit your weekly Monday night felony.

[Dooby Scoo]

I'll be showing up tonight to reclaim my overall points lead. You guys got lucky last week - i was on vacation and the only internet cafe near where i was staying closed at 5pm :swear:

Jeffo, pick up a bottle of Jager for me if you could - mine seems to be empty.

Your wife lets you play? :toast:

[That Goblin]

I'll be showing up tonight to reclaim my overall points lead. You guys got lucky last week - i was on vacation and the only internet cafe near where i was staying closed at 5pm :swear:

Jeffo, pick up a bottle of Jager for me if you could - mine seems to be empty.
I was thinking of picking up a bottle of Petron, actually. Y'know, in anticipation/celebration of my first ASOP 5 victory.

[Triweasel]

I'll be showing up tonight to reclaim my overall points lead. You guys got lucky last week - i was on vacation and the only internet cafe near where i was staying closed at 5pm :swear:

Jeffo, pick up a bottle of Jager for me if you could - mine seems to be empty.

Your wife lets you play? :toast:

sure - it's in the pre-nup

[douglan]

sure - it's in the pre-nup

sounds like you benefitted from some good and timely legal advice ;)

[Dooby Scoo]

did i win?

[Triweasel]

Sorry Dooby - you didn't win.

PokerStars Tournament #31717646, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $10.00/$1.00
17 players
Total Prize Pool: $170.00
Tournament started - 2006/09/25 - 21:00:00 (ET)

Dear triweasel,

You finished the tournament in 1st place.
A $85.00 award has been credited to your Real Money account.


Congratulations!
Thank you for participating.

[Triweasel]

Here's the email.

Fun game last night. Thanks for letting me win! Mostly I just got hit with the deck at the final table.

PokerStars Tournament #31717646, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $10.00/$1.00
17 players
Total Prize Pool: $170.00
Tournament started - 2006/09/25 - 21:00:00 (ET)
Tournament finished - 2006/09/25 - 22:53:08 (ET)
1: triweasel (Goleta), $85.00 (50%)
2: DwtnToronto (Toronto), $51.00 (30%)
3: rjinnj (Jersey City), $34.00 (20%)
4: Cohete009 (Waukesha),
5: teslastyx (Quincy),
6: fledma (Hoboken),
7: WManiac (Morton),
8: pokerwidow34 (Liberty Twp.),
9: Sotally Tobr (Liberty Twp),
10: Dionysos7 (Toronto),
11: MattyKGB2004 (Thornhill),
12: NotMike (Naperville),
13: jeffostar (Seattle),
14: JerryGuitar (South Euclid),
15: DoobyScoo (Sun Prairie),
16: iamapoc (Satellite Beach),
17: DblDownTrent (Charlotte),

You finished in 1st place.

[Matty]

Mr. Weasel having yet another impressive season.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f210/MattyKGB2004/ASOP5.jpg

[Triweasel]

I'll be showing up tonight to reclaim my overall points lead.


just barely, but I'll take it.

BOOM!:toast:

[DblDownTrent]

:bump:

it ain't illegal yet!

[tesla_styx]

:bump:

it ain't illegal yet!

:)

[JerryGuitar]

:bump:

it ain't illegal yet!nor have i read anything that would make it illegal anytime soon. it just may be more difficult to fund your account if you run bad.

[IMP]

i predict that i will cash tonight.

[Arachn]

for the first time in probably 18 months, I'm really really looking forward to an ASOP.

[Sotally Tober]

for the first time in probably 18 months, I'm really really looking forward to an ASOP.
we'll try not to take that personally. Or should I? ;)

[Arachn]

nah, just the stakes. Usually need something juicy to keep my attention. Absolutely nothing against anyone in the AO.

[IMP]

i predicted i was gonna cash...and i am in ring. but not at asop. :shrug: gge

[DblDownTrent]

PokerStars Tournament #32141812, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $10.00/$1.00
15 players
Total Prize Pool: $150.00
Tournament started - 2006/10/02 - 21:00:00 (ET)
Tournament finished - 2006/10/02 - 22:40:48 (ET)
1: DblDownTrent (Charlotte), $75.00 (50%)
2: KrisKross213 (Brighton), $45.00 (30%)
3: Sotally Tobr (Liberty Twp), $30.00 (20%)
4: JerryGuitar (South Euclid),
5: twolf187 (Overland Park),
6: gator8373 (Atlanta),
7: triweasel (Goleta),
8: jeffostar (Seattle),
9: NotMike (Naperville),
10: fledma (Hoboken),
11: Spidurman (Voorhees),
12: pokerwidow34 (Liberty Twp.),
13: teslastyx (Quincy),
14: rëdcärd4ü (Braintree),
15: MattyKGB2004 (Thornhill),


You finished in 1st place.

[Triweasel]

nah, just the stakes. Usually need something juicy to keep my attention. Absolutely nothing against anyone in the AO.

mmmm...juicy steaks...

[DblDownTrent]

PokerStars Tournament #32141812, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $10.00/$1.00
15 players
Total Prize Pool: $150.00
Tournament started - 2006/10/02 - 21:00:00 (ET)
Tournament finished - 2006/10/02 - 22:40:48 (ET)



new smallest and quickest ASOP ever?

15 people and 1:40:48?

[Bama Gambler]

DDT wins an ASOP? If it's gonna be that easy, then I'll start playing again. ;)

[Sotally Tober]

DDT wins an ASOP? If it's gonna be that easy, then I'll start playing again. ;)
Yup. He built a huge chip lead and just leaned on us. Him and his stupid 94o. I was gonna push AI from the BB with 22, but I'd done that to him a few times already, so I thought I'd stop n' go after calling his raise from OTB with his 94o. Flop came TT4 and I thought it was as good a flop for it as any. Oops.

gg DDT :swear:

[IMP]

can you beleive jerryguitar called an allin pf raise with JJ? and that held?? cohete, where were you last night?!?!

[Matty]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f210/MattyKGB2004/ASOP5.jpg

[DblDownTrent]

DDT wins an ASOP? If it's gonna be that easy, then I'll start playing again. ;)

see you tonight then?

[IMP]

only 2 regular games and the championship left....ASOP V title still up for grabs!!

[Judge Dredd]

PokerStars Tournament #32141851, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $10.00/$1.00
17 players
Total Prize Pool: $170.00
Tournament started - 2006/10/09 - 21:00:00 (ET)
Tournament finished - 2006/10/09 - 22:53:38 (ET)
1: rëdcärd4ü (Braintree), $85.00 (50%)
2: fledma (Hoboken), $51.00 (30%)
3: MattyKGB2004 (Thornhill), $34.00 (20%)
4: triweasel (Goleta),
5: JPette333 (Vancouver),
6: jeffydub654 (Waukesha),
7: JerryGuitar (South Euclid),
8: DblDownTrent (Charlotte),
9: teslastyx (Quincy),
10: bizman782 (Philadelphia),
11: KrisKross213 (Brighton),
12: IU Mullet (Indianapolis),
13: Cohete009 (Waukesha),
14: NotMike (Naperville),
15: Sparty27 (Atlanta),
16: DoobyScoo (Sun Prairie),
17: gator8373 (Atlanta),

[DblDownTrent]

gg judge.

superfantisamo!!!!

[Matty]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f210/MattyKGB2004/ASOP5.jpg

[JerryGuitar]

gg JD

[Triweasel]

gg law - I knew that 77 would be the end of me, but I got impatient.

looks like it's going down to the wire.
$5 bounty on Fledma next week if he goes out before the final table.:tup:

[Judge Dredd]

gg law - I knew that 77 would be the end of me, but I got impatient.

looks like it's going down to the wire.
$5 bounty on Fledma next week if he goes out before the final table.:tup:
That bubble was a battle.

And no offense to fledma, but I wanted his chips BAD.

[Dooby Scoo]

who can win this shingdig?

:bump:

[bizvegas]

is tonight a regular $10 tourney or a major?

[JerryGuitar]

Schedule of Events:

Regulars are 10+1, Majors 20+2, and the Championship is 30+3.



Oct 16 Regular 19
Oct 23 Championship


.

[IMP]

it's still anyone's game for the taking. hopefully mine! yeah, who am i kidding? =/

[Dooby Scoo]

crap, its only $10? I was hoping to waste $30 tonight.

[bizvegas]

crap, its only $10? I was hoping to waste $30 tonight.

pay your regular $10 entry and transfer the other $20 to me

[Triweasel]

who can win this shingdig?

:bump:

:wave:

[Super Silver Haze]

This is how it works right? Small field I guess, but I'll sure take it. gg all

PokerStars Tournament #32141885, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $10.00/$1.00
15 players
Total Prize Pool: $150.00
Tournament started - 2006/10/16 - 21:00:00 (ET)
Tournament finished - 2006/10/16 - 22:45:38 (ET)
1: fetalposn (Mississauga), $75.00 (50%)
2: teslastyx (Quincy), $45.00 (30%)
3: jeffostar (Seattle), $30.00 (20%)
4: Cohete009 (Waukesha),
5: rëdcärd4ü (Braintree),
6: JerryGuitar (South Euclid),
7: triweasel (Goleta),
8: MattyKGB2004 (Thornhill),
9: bizman782 (Philadelphia),
10: NotMike (Naperville),
11: JPette333 (Vancouver),
12: tootry2 (Here),
13: gator8373 (Atlanta),
14: DoobyScoo (Sun Prairie),
15: fledma (Hoboken),

You finished in 1st place.

[IMP]

BOOM SSH!!! YOU ROCK!!!!

[wat?]

This is how it works right? Small field I guess, but I'll sure take it. gg all

PokerStars Tournament #32141885, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $10.00/$1.00
15 players
Total Prize Pool: $150.00
Tournament started - 2006/10/16 - 21:00:00 (ET)
Tournament finished - 2006/10/16 - 22:45:38 (ET)
1: fetalposn (Mississauga), $75.00 (50%)
2: teslastyx (Quincy), $45.00 (30%)
3: jeffostar (Seattle), $30.00 (20%)
4: Cohete009 (Waukesha),
5: rëdcärd4ü (Braintree),
6: JerryGuitar (South Euclid),
7: triweasel (Goleta),
8: MattyKGB2004 (Thornhill),
9: bizman782 (Philadelphia),
10: NotMike (Naperville),
11: JPette333 (Vancouver),
12: tootry2 (Here),
13: gator8373 (Atlanta),
14: DoobyScoo (Sun Prairie),
15: fledma (Hoboken),

You finished in 1st place.
gg, SSH!

[That Goblin]

Who is that jeffo guy?

[That Goblin]

For your amusement. NH Matty.

*********** # 55 **************
PokerStars Game #6660326603: Tournament #32141885, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2006/10/16 - 21:32:42 (ET)
Table '32141885 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: JerryGuitar (2825 in chips)
Seat 3: Cohete009 (5435 in chips)
Seat 4: jeffostar (2195 in chips)
Seat 7: rëdcärd4ü (1865 in chips)
Seat 9: MattyKGB2004 (780 in chips)
jeffostar: posts small blind 25
rëdcärd4ü: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jeffostar [Ac 7c]
MattyKGB2004: raises 100 to 150
JerryGuitar: folds
Cohete009: folds
jeffostar: raises 1100 to 1250
rëdcärd4ü: folds
MattyKGB2004: calls 630 and is all-in
Cohete009 said, "gg"
*** FLOP *** [9d 6c Qs]
MattyKGB2004 said, "that was stupid"
*** TURN *** [9d 6c Qs] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [9d 6c Qs 5d] [Qc]
Cohete009 said, "nh"
Cohete009 said, "lol"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jeffostar: shows [Ac 7c] (a pair of Queens)
MattyKGB2004: shows [Qd Qh] (four of a kind, Queens)
jeffostar said, "yeah"
MattyKGB2004 said, "ty"
MattyKGB2004 collected 1610 from pot
jeffostar said, "I agree, very stupid"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1610 | Rake 0
Board [9d 6c Qs 5d Qc]
Seat 1: JerryGuitar folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Cohete009 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: jeffostar (small blind) showed [Ac 7c] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 7: rëdcärd4ü (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: MattyKGB2004 showed [Qd Qh] and won (1610) with four of a kind, Queens

Later......

MattyKGB2004 said, "I can see how you might not have put me on that hand"
MattyKGB2004 said, "you have a tendency to get surprised by queens"
JerryGuitar said, "lol!!!"
rëdcärd4ü said, "lol"
rëdcärd4ü said, "go out on a high note matty...sit out"
triweasel [observer] said, "vnh matty"
MattyKGB2004 said, "thanks for coming, tip your wait staff"
MattyKGB2004 said, "you've been great"

[Judge Dredd]

How did cohete go from 60% of the chips on the bubble to the bubble?

Did he meltdown like the Cardinals did?

[JerryGuitar]

How did cohete go from 60% of the chips on the bubble to the bubble?

Did he meltdown like the Cardinals did?after i read your first line, i was going to respond with "two fumbles and punt return TD", but you beat me to the thought.

[Matty]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f210/MattyKGB2004/ASOP5.jpg

[Super Silver Haze]

How did cohete go from 60% of the chips on the bubble to the bubble?

Did he meltdown like the Cardinals did?
The turning point was when he made top two pair on the flop, I made top pair, stuck around (calling a near pot-sized bet on the turn like an idiot) and hit runner-runner flush. Just dumb luck.

[Triweasel]

so who has a legitimate shot at the title? my lead is tenuous at best, and it seems several people are within striking distance. how many pts do you get for winning the final?

oh wait, nevermind. i'm taking this biatch down. y'all are playing for 2nd.

[Matty]

Title is within reach for anyone in the top 10.

[Judge Dredd]

oh wait, nevermind. i'm taking this biatch down. y'all are playing for 2nd.

i've heard that two weeks in a row at the final table by guys with big chip leads.

How'd that turn out for them? ;)

[IMP]

i just want to go out in the top 10 with negative winnings :D

[Arachn]

i just want to go out in the top 10 with negative winnings :D

nah, I'm going for worst $/event :)

[Triweasel]

i just want to go out in the top 10 with negative winnings :D

nah, I'm going for worst $/event :)

perhaps we can let spidey rebuy so he locks up this stat.

[Arachn]

:swear:

[Judge Dredd]

nah, I'm going for worst $/event :)

perhaps we can let spidey rebuy so he locks up this stat.
so, do you think after 5 seasons stars would let us do some type of rebuy?

I was thinking it would be fun as hell to do a $1+1 or $2+1 rebuy.

[DblDownTrent]

perhaps we can let spidey rebuy so he locks up this stat.
so, do you think after 5 seasons stars would let us do some type of rebuy?

I was thinking it would be fun as hell to do a $1+1 or $2+1 rebuy.

maybe if one of our supernova friends pulled some strings. $1 rebuy's are awesome. Only played in one and spent $19 within the 1st 10 minutes.

[DblDownTrent]

Tonight's prediction: pain.

[Cohete009]

Dude, a rebuy would be sweet!

[Judge Dredd]

:bump: ?

[Cohete009]

Cohete got the usual stars treatment. Amazing.

[tesla_styx]

Cohete got the usual stars treatment. Amazing.

I thought Jerry bubbled last night, no?

[Judge Dredd]

Cohete got the usual stars treatment. Amazing.

I thought Jerry bubbled last night, no?
Oh, I guess I should translate:

"I was too weak tight to gamble, so when I finally got blinded down and picked up the best hand, stars rewarded someone by letting them suck out on me. "

The Judge's translating service is free the first time. But $.99 per use after that. :tup:

[Cohete009]

Judge's translations are way off :D

Where is Ms. Cleo when you need her?

[Judge Dredd]

Judge's translations are way off :D

Where is Ms. Cleo when you need her?
you get what you pay for.

:shrug:

;)

[JerryGuitar]

Cohete got the usual stars treatment. Amazing.

I thought Jerry bubbled last night, no?right. all i needed was 3rd to tie triweasel for the Season V title. i think i let that knowledge influence my bubble play.

[Triweasel]

I thought you were going to sneak into 3rd and then who knows what kind of tiebreakers we'd need.

[Judge Dredd]

so is anyone gonna post the result?

btw, the ties are broken by the only logical method: flippament.

[Triweasel]

PokerStars Tournament #34249816, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $30.00/$3.00
13 players
Total Prize Pool: $390.00
Tournament started - 2006/10/23 - 21:00:00 (ET)
Tournament finished - 2006/10/23 - 23:04:20 (ET)
1: jeffydub654 (Waukesha), $195.00 (50%)
2: Cohete009 (Waukesha), $117.00 (30%)
3: teslastyx (Quincy), $78.00 (20%)
4: JerryGuitar (South Euclid),
5: IU Mullet (Indianapolis),
6: triweasel (Goleta),
7: gator8373 (Atlanta),
8: Dionysos7 (Toronto),
9: DwtnToronto (Toronto),
10: DblDownTrent (Charlotte),
11: jeffostar (Seattle),
12: Spidurman (Voorhees),
13: iamapoc (Satellite Beach)

[Matty]

Final standings. Congrats tri!

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f210/MattyKGB2004/ASOP5.jpg

[Triweasel]

Thanks for keeping the stats Matty!

that was anybody's game there at the end - i got lucky JG didn't take it.

[IMP]

yes, ty matty. and i finished where i wanted...top 10 with negative profit! :roll:

[JerryGuitar]

yes, ty matty. and i finished where i wanted...top 10 with negative profit! :roll:i got top 2 with a negative profit. go figure.

gg tri!

[Cohete009]

i got top 2 with a negative profit. go figure.

gg tri!

Thats cuz the formula used to calculate rankings was/is clearly off.

Only cuz tri played more events was he up there.

Clearly this is a flaw. Cohete wins on old formula. GG tri :D

[Matty]

Yeah, the formula is whack. We'll come up with something better for next season. Maybe bring back the Expunge double-square root formula???

[Arachn]

If Cohete lost, then its a good formula :danim:

[MountainHawk]

I'm crazy busy at work, but I'll get the record book updated ASAP.

[Cohete009]

If Cohete lost, then its a good formula :danim:

:crazy:

[Judge Dredd]

Yeah, the formula is whack. We'll come up with something better for next season. Maybe bring back the Expunge double-square root formula???
:lol: at a white boy using "whack"

word.

[MountainHawk]

Yeah, the formula is whack. We'll come up with something better for next season. Maybe bring back the Expunge double-square root formula???
:lol: at a white boy using "whack"

word.
Matty is white? I thought he was Canadian?

[Triweasel]

yes - i think 'translucent' is a better description:rimshot: