WC Chicks

[moj]

Nevermind the confused icon. After reading the other thread I understand Ducky's allegation. What has my young apprentice done? He has come so far, but now has taken a giant step backwards.

[Franchise]

Moj, you should know that all students rebel against their teachers at some point. He needs to assert his independence in the eyes of his new love. Be not afraid, young Ducky. We've all been there.

[Pillow]

:bighug: and a :lol: for my MS, Ducky.

Thanks for the laugh buddy!

That's....that's funny. :D

[L. Mo]

special secret message to Wolverine...I GOT MY MAGNET!

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

(27 to go)

[Pi Man]

not that anybody is counting, right? :wink:

[openminded]

...

[adip]

Thank you for that lovely Chick prose. How'd you know I was a winker, anyway? ;) :)

[Redhead]

Chick checking in after a long 4 day weekend (wooooooo!). Will be properly attired for WCCCThursday, because I go on vacation Friday. Yes, I know I'll be missed all next week while I'm away. :wink: I do regret I will miss the after-exam partay, sounds like fun. Have a few for me, ok? Must keep up the reputation, right Buzz?

CHICKS! Hell yeah!

[openminded]

Bring a bottle,
Pour a shot,
Down it goes, Yeow!

I've got a full stocked bar
What'll ya have?

Ok, Last Call... Good Light turn off the Nights

[Ducky]

I've got a full stocked bar
What'll ya have?

Would that include some Cabo Wabo?

[adip]

Bring a bottle,
Pour a shot,
Down it goes, Yeow!

I've got a full stocked bar
What'll ya have?

Ok, Last Call... Good Light turn off the Nights
Is it too early in the morning to begin drinking? :D If not, I'll take a mimosa - that's a morning drink. :)

[moj]

Wow ADIP, you got out of bed. I told you I would be right back after I spent a few minutes on line at Kournikova-nude.com.

[adip]

Wow ADIP, you got out of bed. I told you I would be right back after I spent a few minutes on line at Kournikova-nude.com.
:lol: Anna called - she said to stop stalking her. ;)

[the mole]

:lol: Anna called - she said to stop stalking her. ;)

Didn't she add that she was already being stalked just fine? :D

[openminded]

Dust off the glasses,
Crank up the the tunes,
The back room is hopping,
It's open bar night!

Drinks are on the house,
for words just click the mouse.

[openminded]

For Ducky...
http://www.ianchadwick.com/tequila/cabowabo2.gif

[moj]

:lol: Anna called - she said to stop stalking her. ;)

I am not stalking her, she loves the moj. She even set up a website with photos and dirty talk JUST FOR ME. I know this because I had to get a username and password as well as give her my credit card information.

[adip]

I am not stalking her, she loves the moj. She even set up a website with photos and dirty talk JUST FOR ME. I know this because I had to get a username and password as well as give her my credit card information.
:rofl:

[Ducky]

For Ducky...
http://www.ianchadwick.com/tequila/cabowabo2.gif

Thanks dude!

[adip]

Ducky, when are you going to offer to share? :D

[Ducky]

Ducky, when are you going to offer to share? :D

You know you're welcome to partake anytime adip...come on over... :wink:

[adip]

Ducky, when are you going to offer to share? :D

You know you're welcome to partake anytime adip...come on over... :wink:
Mix up the margaritas while I'm on my way? ;) :)

[Ducky]

Mix up the margaritas while I'm on my way? ;) :)

Blender will be whirling shortly....I just hope the shots I'm doing don't cause them to be strong.... :D

[adip]

Blender will be whirling shortly....I just hope the shots I'm doing don't cause them to be strong.... :D
:lol: And what exactly is wrong with the effect strong drinks have on me? ;)

[Ducky]

Blender will be whirling shortly....I just hope the shots I'm doing don't cause them to be strong.... :D
:lol: And what exactly is wrong with the effect strong drinks have on me? ;)

Good point....I'll continue to tinker with that tequila ratio.... :o

[Pillow]

PLease make mine extra-strong, Duckman. I'll probably need it. :)

[Ducky]

PLease make mine extra-strong, Duckman. I'll probably need it. :)

Will mix as requested.... :D

[L. Mo]

PLease make mine extra-strong, Duckman. I'll probably need it. :)

Will mix as requested.... :D

tempting... ;)
I'd like a frozen strawberry margarita, go easy on the tequila.
salted glass, of course!

[Ducky]

tempting... ;)
I'd like a frozen strawberry margarita, go easy on the tequila.
salted glass, of course!

As you wish....I'll just sip that extra portion of tequila that I leave out of yours elmo

[Pillow]

As you wish....I'll just sip that extra portion of tequila that I leave out of yours elmo
SIP? Schyeah right! Slam it, baby! :D Or do need a body to do that? :o ;)

[Kitten]

PLease make mine extra-strong, Duckman. I'll probably need it. :)

Will mix as requested.... :D

tempting... ;)
I'd like a frozen strawberry margarita, go easy on the tequila.
salted glass, of course!
Same here except for the tequila. Go heavy on the tequila! :kiss:

[Ducky]

Same here except for the tequila. Go heavy on the tequila! :kiss:

I'll always do what I can to take care of Kitten.... :D

[Franchise]

Wouldn't a saucer of milk suffice? :P

[adip]

Wouldn't a saucer of milk suffice? :P
Only if it's spiked... :D

[Franchise]

Wouldn't a saucer of milk suffice? :P
Only if it's spiked... :D

Shhhh ... don't give away Ducky's secrets. ;)

[Kitten]

Wouldn't a saucer of milk suffice? :P
Only if it's spiked... :D
With Kahlua and vodka! :D

[Franchise]

Wouldn't a saucer of milk suffice? :P
Only if it's spiked... :D
With Kahlua and vodka! :D

Hmmm ... I seem to have spilled some Kahlua and vodka on my chin. :P

[Kitten]

Wouldn't a saucer of milk suffice? :P
Only if it's spiked... :D
With Kahlua and vodka! :D

Hmmm ... I seem to have spilled some Kahlua and vodka on my chin. :P
{PG-13}

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

{PG-13}
Are you thinking what I'm thinking ?
(Probably not, but close enough)

Groooooaaaaaaaaaaar! :D

[Pillow]

Are we checkin' in here or at the partay?

Oh well...Chick checkin' in. :D

[L. Mo]

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Happy WCCCF to all! See you over at the party!

[Mathlete]

Chick checkin' in! :o

It feels goooooooooooooood to be a Chick. You know what I mean. ;)

[Franchise]

Chick checkin' in! :o

It feels goooooooooooooood to be a Chick. You know what I mean. ;)

It feels good to have you as a Chick. Silent Bob, get this lady a drink. :)

[Silent Bob]

:wave:

Mathlete, catch me over at the party, and I'll fix you a drink.

[Gandalf]

It feels goooooooooooooood to be a Chick. You know what I mean. ;)

It be goooooooooooooood to feel a Chick. You know what I mean. ;)

[adip]

Gandalf, :lol:

Chick checking in for a whoooooooooooooooonderful cf! :D

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

Shoot less freelance "c"hicks on this forum. They all join the union after a while. All for the promise of less work and more pay.

Any non-capital Chick remaining ??

[Maine-iac]

Look for the union label
when you are buying that chickie a drink.

Remember somewhere our union's flirting,
When we are rating and then reserving.

We work hard, but who's complaining?
Thanks to the WCC we're paying our way!

So always look for the union label,
it says we're able to make it in the U.S.A. (and Canada)!

(with apologies to the International Ladies Garment Workers Union)

[L. Mo]

(continued from the party thread)

...she steps into the light, and it's...Buffy! She's looking mighty fine in her little tank top and cargo pants. All I hear is "die, you EC scum"...and the world goes black. Didn't she know that the game ended months ago?

No matter. I'm now nestled in the ranks with Ammie, Nature Boy, and ADIP. It's always sunny here, my fur is nice and warm. I get tickled whenever the mood strikes, and the hottalk-a-trois is now a hottalk-a-quatre! Whooooooooooooooooooooooo!


Farewell! Daria has come to take my place.

[Daria]

yep. it's me!

[Flora]

Wow, I've missed a lot lately.

Sorry I haven't been around much - I am buying a house, selling a house, working way too hard, etc, etc.

Farewell elmo, welcome Daria, an even heartier welcome to our new Chicks!

[Mathlete]

Wow, I've missed a lot lately.

Sorry I haven't been around much - I am buying a house, selling a house, working way too hard, etc, etc.

Farewell elmo, welcome Daria, an even heartier welcome to our new Chicks!

Thank you!! A hearty welcome back to you, baby. Look forward to getting to know ya! :D

[oldgirl]

Hey Flora!

Getting to know you
Getting to know all about you.......

Where is that song from? Sound of Music? Acck! It's the King and I!

I think it's the bourbon getting to me sooo early (hic)....

[Kitten]

(continued from the party thread)

...she steps into the light, and it's...Buffy! She's looking mighty fine in her little tank top and cargo pants. All I hear is "die, you EC scum"...and the world goes black. Didn't she know that the game ended months ago?

No matter. I'm now nestled in the ranks with Ammie, Nature Boy, and ADIP. It's always sunny here, my fur is nice and warm. I get tickled whenever the mood strikes, and the hottalk-a-trois is now a hottalk-a-quatre! Whooooooooooooooooooooooo!


Farewell! Daria has come to take my place.
How about a tickle? :wink:

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

I'm not sure my office is at the cutting edge of technology and has equipment that makes 4-way calling possible! :lol:

If I ask for it, they might give me the fancy equipment and then send me on a "Phone training" session for a week in Philly!

[Daria]

tickles are always welcome!

on another, tho similar note, special thanks "TM" they're beautiful.

[Troy McClure]

So is Daria the newest pledge?

[Troy McClure]

She doesn't get a free pass just because Elmo was slayed by Buffy, does she?

[Mathlete]

Oldgirl,

We did it, sister! :kiss:

Go us, go us..................:D

[Daria]

She doesn't get a free pass just because Elmo was slayed by Buffy, does she?

you expect me, the pledgemistress, to pledge? are you on drugs?

[oldgirl]

Oldgirl,

We did it, sister! :kiss:

Go us, go us..................:D

Yeah little sis ! :bighug:

oh yeah! Who's tha bomb!

[openminded]

To c is out to C is in,
C me C you, thee pleese we
Sweet seets, In sleep we meet
C-sons greet thee in skivees
A teese, me, sweeps thee into trees,
Chimpanzees agree,
We heet, we beet, we neet, we compleet, we three.

[Pi Man]

...wondering if there is one announcement left... :)

[openminded]

You confuse me sir :-?

[Pi Man]

not by design, sir. just hoping my buttercup sees it...

[Anonymous]

Well, well, it doesn't look like I missed TOO much around here lately, does it ?

I'm late, but congrats on the Chick-dom, oldgirl and Mathlete. I kinda suspected we'd be seeing this day come.

[Franchise]

I assume they both passed your inspection, SD? ;)

[Anonymous]

Oh yeah ... I was beginning to think they were stalling their admission, just so the stamp of approval would expire and they'd be forced to go through it all again.

:P

[Kitten]

Oh yeah ... I was beginning to think they were stalling their admission, just so the stamp of approval would expire and they'd be forced to go through it all again.

:P
Um, I think mine's expired. ;)

[Franchise]

If SD's not available, I do have my substitute inspector's license. :P

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

Hey green creepie, stay away from my Squeeze. We only go for the pro's and she has an appointment with SugahDaddy every 3 months (or 3,000 miles).

[Kitten]

Oh my!
:lol:

[Franchise]

Merely offering my assistance to a lady. How would she know how good SD's inspections are with no basis for comparison? ;)

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

Merely offering my assistance to a lady. How would she know how good SD's inspections are with no basis for comparison? ;)

The visit to SD is strictly for "regulatory compliance". Nothing more. No need to compare ;) I'm the standard!

[Franchise]

Uhhhh ... I never meant to compete with you. I thought I might be able to take SugarDaddy, but never the Scorpion. ;)

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

Uhhhh ... I never meant to compete with you. I thought I might be able to take SugarDaddy, but never the Scorpion. ;)

Very wise of you, junior. You wouldn't last longer than Nash's quad against me! ;)

[Franchise]

Uhhhh ... I never meant to compete with you. I thought I might be able to take SugarDaddy, but never the Scorpion. ;)

Very wise of you, junior. You wouldn't last longer than Nash's quad against me! ;)

LMAO ... I'd like to think I'd at least make it across the ring against you. :P

(nobody else will get that, but I laughed a lot ;))

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

Uhhhh ... I never meant to compete with you. I thought I might be able to take SugarDaddy, but never the Scorpion. ;)

Very wise of you, junior. You wouldn't last longer than Nash's quad against me! ;)

LMAO ... I'd like to think I'd at least make it across the ring against you. :P

(nobody else will get that, but I laughed a lot ;))

I always get a big kick outta talking rasslin' smark smack in the Chicks' thread. :D

[adip]

Merely offering my assistance to a lady. How would she know how good SD's inspections are with no basis for comparison? ;)

The visit to SD is strictly for "regulatory compliance". Nothing more. No need to compare ;) I'm the standard!
Uhhhhhhhhhhh let's not insult my ability to comparison shop. I think we all know here that I would never select an MS whose inspection skills were anything less than sterling. :D

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

Merely offering my assistance to a lady. How would she know how good SD's inspections are with no basis for comparison? ;)

The visit to SD is strictly for "regulatory compliance". Nothing more. No need to compare ;) I'm the standard!
Uhhhhhhhhhhh let's not insult my ability to comparison shop. I think we all know here that I would never select an MS whose inspection skills were anything less than sterling. :D

I'm sure he's stellar in whatever he does. But for the regulatory check, I've heard he's got a pretty streamlined process. Boilerplate. Chick? Check. Done.

[adip]

Merely offering my assistance to a lady. How would she know how good SD's inspections are with no basis for comparison? ;)

The visit to SD is strictly for "regulatory compliance". Nothing more. No need to compare ;) I'm the standard!
Uhhhhhhhhhhh let's not insult my ability to comparison shop. I think we all know here that I would never select an MS whose inspection skills were anything less than sterling. :D

I'm sure he's stellar in whatever he does. But for the regulatory check, I've heard he's got a pretty streamlined process. Boilerplate. Chick? Check. Done.
:o You mean I'm the only one who gets that hands on version....

[Franchise]

:o You mean I'm the only one who gets that hands on version....

That's what SugarDaddy wants you to believe. ;)

[Kitten]

The visit to SD is strictly for "regulatory compliance".
Is that all? I don't think I could handle any more regulatory compliance today. Ugh. :P

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

The visit to SD is strictly for "regulatory compliance".
Is that all? I don't think I could handle any more regulatory compliance today. Ugh. :P

I've been told it feels more like a "smog test" than a ride on the freeway. ;)

[Kitten]

Hmmmm... take my breath away or mess up my hair? Decisions, decisions... :D

[Wolverine]

As long as my chick doesn't mind Kitten, I could offer to do both for you! :P

Always willing to be helpful!

[bertuary]

I'm open to that possibility so long as I get a turn. Or better yet, can join in!

[Wolverine]

Cool, join in!

Wolverine and bertuary mess up Kitten's fur and take her breath away!

You up for it Kitten?

[Anonymous]

Oh yeah ... I was beginning to think they were stalling their admission, just so the stamp of approval would expire and they'd be forced to go through it all again.

:P
Um, I think mine's expired. ;)


paws in the air ... you know the drill :wink:

[Franchise]

Make sure she's been de-clawed. ;)

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

Scratches on my back tell me she isn't.

[Franchise]

That's OK for you though, since you haven't filed down those pinchers of yours ... not to mention that tail.

[Ex4T]

How long do I have to wait before pledging? Can I pledge as soon as the hormone treatment is over?

[Mulan]

How long do I have to wait before pledging? Can I pledge as soon as the hormone treatment is over?:lol: :lolup:

[Daria]

I agree with Mulan:

:lolup:

[Ex4T]

Come on Ladies, I want to be a chick with a Capital "T" too!!!

Puhleeze ?

[Daria]

If you really want to be involved with the Chicks, you could always apply to be "Errand Trannie"...PM Silent Bob about that...he's always looking for an assistant.

[Kitten]

Cool, join in!

Wolverine and bertuary mess up Kitten's fur and take her breath away!

You up for it Kitten?
oh yeah, baby! :D
whoooooooooooooo

[Kitten]

Oh yeah ... I was beginning to think they were stalling their admission, just so the stamp of approval would expire and they'd be forced to go through it all again.

:P
Um, I think mine's expired. ;)


paws in the air ... you know the drill :wink:
purrrrrrrr

[Kitten]

Scratches on my back tell me she isn't.
ROFLMAO! Glad I didn't see this at work! :D

[Pi Man]

Come on Ladies, I want to be a chick with a Capital "T" too!!!

Puhleeze ?

it's amazing the volume of insider jokes

or regular jokes i just don't get

:) are we having fun?

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

Sometimes I write stuff, re-read it an hour after and do not understand anymore. It's called the dednimneporn effect. :)

IIRC, Ex3M's number was not on the Ex3PL. Since then, he did something drastic and changed her username to Ex3W. Her request to become Chick with a Capital "T" means either "T"hick (but then again, I'm kinda lost and that means nothing) or I think Darmo's suggestion of being a "Errand Trannie" (check the spelling, I repeat check the spelling - not Trainie, Trannie) might be the explanation for the "T" we are looking for.

The Deamons have won again. But I wonder if the hoop lower than in the men's games...

[Pi Man]

well, the train was late, so of course i didn't get my taxes done. the blue snow was soft as it rose from the lake in the michigan morning full moon. my coughing fit didn't help. it looked like my shoes would go untied one more night, but the car didn't slow down. was that 50 degrees Celcius or 8 o'clock? she would be late, no matter what. Where did that Trainee go?

[oldgirl]

well, the train was late, so of course i didn't get my taxes done. the blue snow was soft as it rose from the lake in the michigan morning full moon. my coughing fit didn't help. it looked like my shoes would go untied one more night, but the car didn't slow down. was that 50 degrees Celcius or 8 o'clock? she would be late, no matter what. Where did that Trainee go?

More late night musings Pi Man? BTW, love the avatar :)

"To the death!"
"No, to the pain!"
"I'm not quite familar with that phrase...."

[Pi Man]

I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you wart-hog-faced buffoon.

[Franchise]

Am I the only one who doesn't see the connection between Pi's feather avatar and "The Princess Bride"?

[Maine-iac]

Apparently, you are the only one who still sees Pi's feather avatar instead of the new avatar featuring the Dread Pirate Roberts. :)

[Franchise]

Hmmm ... I know I refreshed several times, and it never changed. However, just now it did.

I figured that was the case, but I know I tried refreshing before I posted that and looked like a nut. :P

[Pi Man]

it took a while to see it myself; strange how that happens
not sure why..... where's the kid with the plant?

[Pi Man]

Franchise - i just noticed your avatar change! i guess that explains the sig.... for all others who don't know... i just learned something from the RF... ctrl-F5 forces a cash refresh!! whew, i needed some new fives, too!! :D

[adip]

Welcome one and all to CF! Everyone shed those undies and give me a whoooooooooooooooooooooooo! :D

[Pillow]

Oh goodness...is it Friday already? I forgot. :o Will make some adjustments...
Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, chica.

[Wolverine]

Yeah!! CF again!!

whooooooooooo

Feel the freedom! I love wearing the kilt on Fridays!

The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind. . .

[Flora]

Checking in!!!

And as one who has not been around much, I will still give my opinion that the capital T comment referred to the Trixies thread.

[Cho Da]

*

[Polly Nomial]

Whooooooooooooooooooo Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Checkin in! http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/Gif/magg.gif

[Daria]

Chick checking in! Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Franchise]

Franchise - i just noticed your avatar change! i guess that explains the sig.... for all others who don't know... i just learned something from the RF... ctrl-F5 forces a cash refresh!! whew, i needed some new fives, too!! :D

Yeah, I got caught up in the PB fever. ;)

[Anonymous]

I think button-fly jeans were created for humid days like this. [Notice I said humid, not sticky :o ]

[Kitten]

Whoooooooooo! :D

[bertuary]

Chick checkin' in dressed in appropriate commando gear (or not dressed as the case may be)! whooooooooooooo

[adip]

I think button-fly jeans were created for humid days like this. [Notice I said humid, not sticky :o ]
Button fly jeans call for an inspection from me.... ;)

[oldgirl]

Chick checking in! Happy Friday! Woohoo!

[Kitten]

Checking in!!!

And as one who has not been around much, I will still give my opinion that the capital T comment referred to the Trixies thread.
But you are planning on spending more time here soon, right? :D

[Pi Man]

oldgirl! nice change; very classy!! :wink: :D

[Franchise]

She's a classy lady. ;)

[Pi Man]

so i've heard....

speaking of classy, has anybody seen my Buttercup?

[Weatherman]

I'm sorry to say that your buttercup failed her CF inspection so I had to keep her...erm...tied up.

[Mathlete]

Weatherman, this knot is much too tight.....it's cutting off my circulation :o

Somebody save me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kitten]

Is it time for another wrasslin match? :horse:

[Franchise]

Somebody save me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did somebody call for the brute squad?

[Pi Man]

Franchie - quick on the quotes... way cool :notworth:

Buttercup! I'm on the way!!

[Daria]

Somebody save me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did somebody call for the brute squad?

You ARE the brute squad!

[Franchise]

Somebody save me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did somebody call for the brute squad?

You ARE the brute squad!

Attagirl. I knew somebody would pick up on that. ;)

[openminded]

Sunday morning sunshine,
The breeze smells of dew,
Blue jays call the sparrows sing,
A long nights memories caress,
Rub my eyes look around,
I see the wreckage strewn about.
A Magnum bobs high in its tub,
Wilted green berry-tops on a crystal plate,
Twisty rumpled cotton sheets kicked to the floor,
Italian silk tie tied to the headboard,
Peeled layers reverse a trail to the door,
My essence stirs beside me,
A slow stretch and roll left toes reaching
Arm brushes hip, our eyes meet,
I brush back wispy strands fingertips grazing cheek, lingering
The glow returns with your smile
You touch my hand, I cup you cheek our fingers entwine.
Without the urgency of the first,
Without the force of the second,
Without the intensity of the third,
Our sensuous lazy side by side dance begins.

[Mathlete]

Franchie - quick on the quotes... way cool :notworth:

Buttercup! I'm on the way!!

Whew....it's a good thing you were close by, my darling.....could have been dangerous!!!! You're my HERO! :love:

Good thing you had your trusty sidekick as well.......thank you as well, you "brute" you. :D

[Franchise]

I was in the stable, and there they were ... FOUR WHITE HORSES. And I thought, there are four of us, if we ever find the lady. Hello lady. :wave:

[oldgirl]

oldgirl! nice change; very classy!! :wink: :D

Why, thank you! Thought I do my part in the Princess Bride theme :)

Mathelete always getting in a bind, eh? Nothing a pirate can't handle, I'm sure :wink:

[adip]

In keeping with the Princess Bride theme, we watched it today. :D

http://www.toptown.com/hp/MIKEYB/linda/princess.jpg

[Pi Man]

as you wish, Mathlete :)

Franchise! you did something right!! :D

[Mathlete]

as you wish, Mathlete :)

Franchise! you did something right!! :D
I could feel your rippling muscles through your thin, black shirt when you rescued me. :D I think we'll need to stage another rescue, except a more private one this time ;)

[Pi Man]

is it hot in here, or is it just me? i need a fan; all the blood rushed to my head! :o

[Mathlete]

is it hot in here, or is it just me? i need a fan; all the blood rushed to my head! :o
Don't worry, it's just you. ;)

[Daria]

is it hot in here, or is it just me? i need a fan; all the blood rushed to my head! :o

are you sure it was your head?

[egg]

is it hot in here, or is it just me? i need a fan; all the blood rushed to my head! :o

are you sure it was your head?
Response to this question is not PG 13

[adip]

is it hot in here, or is it just me? i need a fan; all the blood rushed to my head! :o

are you sure it was your head?
Response to this question is not PG 13
:lol: exactly what I was thinking... :lol:

[Mathlete]

is it hot in here, or is it just me? i need a fan; all the blood rushed to my head! :o

are you sure it was your head?
Response to this question is not PG 13
:lol: exactly what I was thinking... :lol:
It was what we were all thinking.....and hoping..... :lol:

[Franchise]

As I was sitting at lunch pondering just how I would make my landmark 1000th post, I tried to consider just where the best place would be. Should it be in the British Open thread? Should it be in the bowling thread? Should I create a new thread?

Finally, the answer became obvious. None of those other threads provide nearly the enjoyment that I get out of this thread. From joking with Scorp and Pi Man to flirting with all the chicks (big and little c's) to becoming and performing duties as Errand Boy and finally to my ascension to Mulan's MS, this is always the first thread I look at to see if anybody has posted. And I'm sure if anybody did the math, this would be the thread with the majority of my 1000 posts in it.

So, drink up everyone. This round is on me. :toast:

[adip]

Congrats, Franchise - we're so honored. :D

[Franchise]

The honor is all mine, pretty lady. ;)

(and no, I won't be crashing the foursome at 1001. Franchise will live on. :P)

[Maine-iac]

Happy 1000th, Franchise!

(I can attest that there is life after 1001. :D )

[Gandalf]

Congratulations, Franchise. Be sure to enjoy the sandwich while you're there.

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

Congrats Big Guy !

[Redhead]

Chick checking in after an extended vacation. And I missed you all! Looks like we have some interesting new avatars. So sorry we didn't hook up Franchise! It just was logistically impossible...too bad, too, because I really wanted to help you celebrate your new-found fame. Yippee!! Happy Monday everybody!

[Franchise]

Congratulations, Franchise. Be sure to enjoy the sandwich while you're there.

Oh, I did. I had a few drinks, took a few pictures, the usual. :P

I had almost forgotten what a hottie that Ammie was. ;)

[Franchise]

Chick checking in after an extended vacation. And I missed you all! Looks like we have some interesting new avatars. So sorry we didn't hook up Franchise! It just was logistically impossible...too bad, too, because I really wanted to help you celebrate your new-found fame. Yippee!! Happy Monday everybody!

Perhaps next time Red. :)

[Daria]

Congrats Franchise! DFTUYR!

[oldgirl]

Congrat on being part of the 1000+ club! This and getting your FCAS, what more could you accomplish?

[Pi Man]

is it hot in here, or is it just me? i need a fan; all the blood rushed to my head! :o

are you sure it was your head?
Response to this question is not PG 13
it's all in the interpretation, ladies and gents ;)

[Pi Man]

... From flirting with Scorp and Pi Man to joking with all the chicks (big and little c's)....
So, drink up everyone. This round is on me. :toast:

dude, you are SO warped!! Congrats :D dftuyr!! dftbmad!! dftkmg!!!


see you at the top; save me a seat?? :P

[Pi Man]

Well, it's been a great ride!! met lots of folks, got a MS along the way (and a pretty one at THAT! :kiss: hi Buttercup!!), stepped on toes, got my toes stepped on, smelled the flowers, and had LOTS and LOTS of fun!!! don't worry, i'm not going anywhere (heaven knows i'm not :roll: )!!

Keep on posting!!!!
:toast:
drink up and have a FEW on me!!


#1000

[Franchise]

Did I miss a thread with the official announcement of your MS status? Or were we just supposed to assume that she picked you? :P

[Daria]

yea, man! I've been waiting for an official announcement!

[Franchise]

It just ain't official til the Pledgemistress blesses it. ;)

[Moderator1]

Congratulations on #1000, Pi Man, from the Thread Police - even if we did have to help you with some of them.

[Kitten]

Congratulations Franchise and Pi Man. So honoured to have you celebrate here! :D

[adip]

Congrats Pi Man! :)

[Mathlete]

I'm so proud of my boys......erm......men. :kiss: kisses..........

[Franchise]

I'm so proud of my boys......erm......men. :kiss: kisses..........

Now that makes it all worthwhile. :love:

[Pi Man]

you can say THAT again!!





doesn't this count?
http://www.actuary.ca/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=5340&start=25

[Wolverine]

Good Morning Chicks and Squeezes! I have decided that by the end of August I want to have a thousand posts, so help me out here! Keep me going! I have a long way to go and only about 5 1/2 weeks to do it in!


BTW, happy WCCCT! Anyone else out there participating? need inspections from a happy Wolverine?

Hmmm?

[adip]

I'm ALWAYS participating......life's to short to get your drawers in a bind....literally! :D

[Wolverine]

Gee, always participating and always reclining in your avatar like that? You're giving me some pretty non-PG-13 thoughts lady!!

[Daria]

Go Wolverine! Go!

[Wolverine]

Gee Daria, is that a go for 1000 posts or a go for adip?

I don't think I want to mess with a scorpion unless adip is really willing. :D

[Daria]

Gee Daria, is that a go for 1000 posts or a go for adip?

I don't think I want to mess with a scorpion unless adip is really willing. :D

we Chicks believe in sharing...did you learn nothing from your time with us? ;)

[Franchise]

Wolverine ... you should know that adip's heart belongs to SugarDaddy, not to Scorp (at least not officially). :P

And remember this as well, that choice is made by the Chick, not by the MS. We are at their whim. :D

[Wolverine]

Alright, alright! Enough abuse (verbal at least :) )

Just let it be known that I wouldn't mind being shared with any of the other chicks upon the approval of my MS.

Gee Daria, you make it sound like my time is over! I hope not! I'm just heating up here!

[Daria]

Gee Daria, you make it sound like my time is over! I hope not! I'm just heating up here!

you're time is NOT over! it's just begun!

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

Wolverine ... you should know that adip's heart belongs to SugarDaddy, not to Scorp (at least not officially). :P


But Wolvie should also remember that da Scorpion King is a wee bit overprotective with his favo(u)rite Chicks. And a scorpion is generally more dangerous than a commercial doughboy.

Ok... back to my big Flag Quest.

[Anonymous]

Hey gang!

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

Chavo - what da p*ck happened to ya, bro?

[Anonymous]

Ten days in Canada will do this to you, son.

[Pi Man]

vicki = GG??

[Ex4T]

I had my operation here in the States, did not know it could be done easily in Canada...

[Ex4T]

I had my operation here in the States, did not know it could be done easily in Canada...

And I was afraid I'd get screened on the way back with a Male passport, carrying a small briefcase with Chinos and a tie.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, it's that simple. There are currently package deals to Saskatoon where you get the operation AND get to see Elton John's first concert there.

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

Any Black Flag sighting in Saskaton ? He's a big ElJo fan.

[Wolverine]

Hey here VG! How's it going???

[Kitten]

Hey VG - I love your new name. :lol:

[Pi Man]

Hey here VG! How's it going???

i know the goal, but this is just REACHing... :D

[Anonymous]

There's a shoe for every foot, sweetie. :kiss:

[Pi Man]

oh MY! smoochies!! :D do i know you from a prior life?? (not that i care either way when smoochies are involved!!)

[Mathlete]

I will fight her for you. :kiss:

[Pi Man]

I will fight her for you. :kiss:

no fight required, Buttercup! :kiss: i'm a lover, not a fighter!

[Mathlete]

I will fight her for you. :kiss:

no fight required, Buttercup! :kiss: i'm a lover, not a fighter!
You might enjoy watching the fight though. :o

And then I could demonstrate some more of those kisses......

[Pi Man]

I will fight her for you. :kiss:

no fight required, Buttercup! :kiss: i'm a lover, not a fighter!
You might enjoy watching the fight though. :o

And then I could demonstrate some more of those kisses......
BRING IT ON!!!!

[G. Gordon Wolfe]

Hey guys: buy a Playboy already, willya?!

Girls: all the dudes here look like Urkel.

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

Or Louie Anderson :lol:

[Kitten]

:lol:

[adip]

Hey guys: buy a Playboy already, willya?!

Girls: all the dudes here look like Urkel.
:rofl:

[Daria]

:lol: :rofl: :lol:

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

Let me be the 1st to suggest this avatar to the other guys :
http://www.chrismyden.com/nuke/images/forum/avatar/urkel.gif

[Franchise]

What makes you think he meant the "other" guys? ;)

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

What makes you think he meant the "other" guys? ;)

3 things
1. Confidence
2. My track record
3. My mirror

ohhh and the smell of ... Arrogance! *spray* *spray*

[Franchise]

Ahhhh, nice aroma there, Ricky. ;)


(have you stumped me on a reference yet? :P)

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

Naaah, I don't think so. :D

[Franchise]

Hehe ... of course you know what "Classy" Freddie Blassie would call all these Urkels, right? :P

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

What is "pencil-necked geeks" ?

Alec, I'll take R-S-P-W for $400.

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

The answer is :

For a while, he came to the ring "accompanied by his Main Squeeze, Luna Vachon".

[Franchise]

The answer is :

For a while, he came to the ring "accompanied by his Main Squeeze, Luna Vachon".

Who is Dave Heath aka "Vampire Warrior", Alex? :P

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

The answer is :

For a while, he came to the ring "accompanied by his Main Squeeze, Luna Vachon".

Who is Dave Heath aka "Vampire Warrior", Alex? :P

HA!!!!!!!!
It was a TRICK question!!!!!!!!!

Even though The Vampire/Gangrel and Luna's real-life union was acknowledged on screen, the words "MAin Squeeze" were not really used.

Circa 93, BAM BAM Bigelow used to come to the ring announced by the Fink as "accompanied by his main squeeze Luna Vachon".

HA!!!!!!!!!!
I know how to fool the insiders :D

I bet you feel like Todd Pettengill now ;)

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

Link http://www.angelfire.com/va/luna/bam.html

[Franchise]

Ah, I missed the "Main Squeeze" part of it, but Luna did indeed accompany Gangrel to the ring before he came to the WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I'll consider my wrist appropriately slapped though. ;)

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

I knew I could get you on the WWF stuff. You're more of the hardcore NWAWCW type :)

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

Ok... double or nothing on Bam Bam!

Who was his manager during his first stint in the WWF?!

[Buffy]

i'm a lover, not a fighter!

I can attest to that! :kiss:

[Franchise]

Oh Lord ... now you're making me feel like a moron. :P

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

Oh Lord ... now you're making me feel like a moron. :P

Don't call me Lord.. Call me Alex! ;)


And don't call him Englebert... cause the manager was Oliver Humperdinck!!!

[Franchise]

Oh yeah, the cobwebs have cleared somewhat. ;)

Hey, you know I always thought you sounded like Ole. :P

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

My voice did sound a lot like Ole's - Ole + voice modulator box = Scorp voice.

[Franchise]

How long do you think they'll let us rattle on about wrestling before one of them pipes up? ;)

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

My plan is to reach page 100 by talking about rasslin'. :lol: (evil dibiase laugh) :lol:

[ThE BlacK ScoRpioN]

Hey, I've got a Pat Patterson autograph for sale. Interested?

[Franchise]

Not if you "earned" it the way most people earn favors from Pat. ;)

[Franchise]

SUCCESS!!

[Pillow]

You guys stink. Stop this wrasslin' talk right now.

[adip]

You guys stink.
I didn't realize you'd met Franchise and Black Scorpion IRL. ;) I'm not sure they wanted all the women out here to know that though. :P

[Wolverine]

Gee ladies, no wrasslin' talk here. Just lots of luvin'!

Come and get it!

[Pillow]

You guys stink.
I didn't realize you'd met Franchise and Black Scorpion IRL. ;) I'm not sure they wanted all the women out here to know that though. :P
:lol:

Ooops...sorry guys. At least you still have an MS by your side. :D

[adip]

You guys stink.
I didn't realize you'd met Franchise and Black Scorpion IRL. ;) I'm not sure they wanted all the women out here to know that though. :P
:lol:

Ooops...sorry guys. At least you still have an MS by your side. :D
:???: I thought cats were supposed to have a strong sense of smell? Maybe Kitten just likes stinky things. ;)

[Pillow]

:???: I thought cats were supposed to have a strong sense of smell? Maybe Kitten just likes stinky things. ;)
Perhaps Scorpy has a good cologne that masks the smell.

[Wolverine]

Maybe they just don't wear T-shirts?

Just a thought!

Just a sec, checking here, (sniff, sniff). Nope, OK over here.

[Cannonball]

Hey Chicks, sorry I've been derelict in my poet duties. There's got to be a way around this work thing! Here's something for all you sweeties (especially Daria) from my favorite poet ever.

Oh, give us pleasure in the flowers today;
And give us not to think so far away
As the uncertain harvest; keep us here
All simply in the springing of the year.

Oh, give us pleasure in the orchard white,
Like nothing else by day, like ghosts by night;
And make us happy in the happy bees,
The swarm dilating round the perfect trees.

And make us happy in the darting bird
That suddenly above the bees is heard,
The meteor that thrusts in with needle bill,
And off a blossom in mid air stands still.

For this is love and nothing else is love,
To which it is reserved for God above
To sanctify to what far ends he will,
But which it only needs that we fulfill.

[Franchise]

You guys stink.
I didn't realize you'd met Franchise and Black Scorpion IRL. ;) I'm not sure they wanted all the women out here to know that though. :P

She hasn't had that pleasure ... yet. ;)

[Pillow]

You guys stink.
I didn't realize you'd met Franchise and Black Scorpion IRL. ;) I'm not sure they wanted all the women out here to know that though. :P

She hasn't had that pleasure ... yet. ;)
:o:o:o

[bertuary]

My very own Wolverine going for 1000 posts. I knew you were a man of great potential! And you just never know how a chick might congratulate her MS on accomplishing such a monumental feat. :wink:

[Daria]

bert, I think Wolverine now has all the motivation he'll ever need! ;)

[Wolverine]

RRRRRR, RRRRRRR, RRRRRRRR (best Tim Taylor Tool Time grunt)

I will do it now!

Only about 670 to go!

[Wolverine]

At the rate I am posting, I may pass moj and CMcD today!

Movin', movin', movin'. . .(sung to Rawhide)

[Franchise]

You guys stink.
I didn't realize you'd met Franchise and Black Scorpion IRL. ;) I'm not sure they wanted all the women out here to know that though. :P

She hasn't had that pleasure ... yet. ;)
:o:o:o

Hehe ... ;)

[Kitten]

You guys stink.
I didn't realize you'd met Franchise and Black Scorpion IRL. ;) I'm not sure they wanted all the women out here to know that though. :P
:lol:

Ooops...sorry guys. At least you still have an MS by your side. :D
:???: I thought cats were supposed to have a strong sense of smell? Maybe Kitten just likes stinky things. ;)
Means he needs to shower more often, and I do like to splash around the bottom of the shower, or the tub for that matter. ;)

[Cho Da]

I think there are some stinky hippy folks floating around here somewhere.

[adip]

I think there are some stinky hippy folks floating around here somewhere.
Okay one night in university, my friends and I are pulling an all-night study session at some student hang-out in town. All of the sudden we realize that someone in there has a MAJOR b.o. problem. We're completely gagging and due to sleep deprivation were probably noting the stink smell much more loudly than normal. It was a full hour of snickering later when "stinky" got up and walked out. Yes you guessed it - it was our prof for whose exam we were studying. :lol:

Hey chicky, chicky, wanna go for a ride?

[Wolverine]

Good Morning Chicks, Squeezes and others!

Is this thing on? Hello? Hello? Can you hear me now?

WELCOME! Oh, wow is that turned up!

Good morning and welcome to the Wolverine in the woods karaoke dance party!

Step up to the mike and give it a whirl!

[Mathlete]

Woooooooooo Hoooooooo!!! Can I go?! :D

"Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside,.........."

When Ducky comes, we will do a duet! ;)

[Wolverine]

Thank you Mathlete for starting us off!

Now for a favo(u)rite. . .

"Don't go changing to try to please me.
You never let me down before. . ."

[Daria]

I've only done karaoke once, and there was mucho alcohol involved! Did a duet with my brother (neither of us can sing worth spit), and I think it was "I Got You Babe"...:shudder: