WC Chicks

[Flora]

For those of you who can't make it over there, I am happy to provide the service of a Chicks thread here!

[Boink]

I'm guessing that ogling is not befitting of the profession. :wink:

[Gandalf]

Now you provide the thread, after Aimless has accepted me.

I'm not defecting, tempting as the WC Chicks are.

I may not be too much help to Aimless, though. For the prelim contest, once we found out there were no elvish or (non-English) European words, Pierre and I just retreated to a nearby tavern and quaffed a few Mooseheads (Note, SS: partial signs of life).

Quite a nice chap, that Pierre. Far too much a gentleman to discuss your relationship, and I was far to refined to pry.

I plan to show up tomorrow, despite the language barrier.

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99% Aimless (need 1% concentration to avoid stumbling into the Desert)

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[Anonymous]

How do I go about joining this little clique?

[Anonymous]

Britney, I love the latest Britney Spears CD. I’m not a girl, not yet a woman (http://www.songlyrics.co.nz/lyrics/b/britneyspears/imnotagirl.htm) should be the theme song for the WC Chicks.

[Ammie]

Draco, you really should know by now that I'm all woman! :wink:

[Flora]

watch what you say lest you incur our wrath!

[snarf]

[Mr. Grim]

I am here for some service. What are you offering?

[Anonymous]

I'm more fond of "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks as a theme song. But that's just me. :wink:

(I wonder if Traci will edit that!)

Draco, real women don't listen to Britney Spears. And if they do, they don't admit it!

[Hagbard Celine]

What do real women listen to?

What do little red monsters listen to?

[Anonymous]

Does that mean I can't be a WC Chick, Elmo?

[snarf]

[Mr. Grim]

The bathroom wall tells me they do alot!

[Anonymous]

wow...didn't think I'd get that big a reaction.

You can listen to whatever music you like and still be a chick. E-mail any of the founding members (me, Flora, Ammie, Another Day in Paradise and Bama), and your application will be considered. First, we have a quiz for you to figure out if you're really female, then you will get several assignments before you will be considered a "Chick".

FYI, red furry monsters listen to lots of different kinds of music! :smile:

[Hagbard Celine]

Is Draco's question about fingernails on the rug vs a used spaghetti pot on your entrance exam?

[snarf]

[Anonymous]

Oh, is that required? I didn't think anyone else could register right now. But I did send you an email, Elmo.

[Flora]

Well, up until now we have resided on the WC, but I think that with recent events we will be visiting here more often. We could have a sister clique in the RF Chicks. (especially since it does seem impossible to register at CAS WC these days)

"benefits of joining" hmmm. fun, notoriety, being on the winning team in tomorrow's competition :wink:? We're just a few fun gals who post on the WC and attracted a bit of attention. We named ourselves, and we're having fun fielding applicants to our sorority.

I will not go into the behind the scenes activities here, although leaving that to the guys' imaginations may not be the best move :wink:.

I have to warn you Britney, we are a little more hesitant about newbies who suddenly appear, proclaim themselves to be women, and ask to join - you may be in for a rough pledge period!

proclaim your intentions to one of us via email and we will let you know your assignments...

floraactuary@yahoo.com

[Anonymous]

Thank you Flora for the warning. I'm up to any challenge.

[Anonymous]

services...well, a certain someone is expecting a care package from us one of these days...where is that thing?

some of us have actually met each other, at seminars & CAS meetings and such. It's always nice to have people to hang with at those things!

(I never said I could type!)

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[Flora]

um, elmo, you may want to edit your post!!!

[Mr. Grim]

I like a little hand once in awhile too.

[Flora]

those were not the services we were talking about

[Bama]

Hey Chicks! I can confirm that one package has not yet arrived. :smile:
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[Ducky]

Wish I could get some service.

http://www.animfactory.com/animations/birds/ducks/cartoon_duck_head_blink_md_clr.gif

[Damn, Dirty Ape]

I'd like some service too. How about a grooming?

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[Double High C]

On 2001-11-14 17:04, Ducky wrote:
Wish I could get some service.

http://www.animfactory.com/animations/birds/ducks/cartoon_duck_head_blink_md_clr.gif


AFLAC!!!!!

[Another day in Paradise]

Hi Chicks! :smile:

I'm so glad to see we have another home over here! I'm finally back in the loop after several weeks of distractions, so let's have some fun! :smile:

Flora, on the rewards of being a WC Chick, you forgot to mention rendevous in undisclosed locations and containing undisclosed activities! :wink:

-- http://www.emoticons.f2s.com/misc/Objects/palmtree.gif

[snarf]

[Flora]

Natasha, meeting IRL is also not a requirement. In fact, I am a founding member, and I am the only one of the founders who has not met. All the others had the pleasure of hanging out together during fall exam seminars, while I stayed home and sulked :sad:

[Ammie]

You were with us in spirit Flora! :smile:

[Anonymous]

I sent in my answers to the quiz. I hope I did ok. I tried to register over at the CAS sight, but they are still not accepting registrations. Any guess on when they will open them back up?

[snarf]

[Gandalf]

Elmo: "(I never said I could type!)"

Then what can you do with your hands?

[Gandalf]

Natasha,

Are you more the Aimless type?

We don't have a website. Our top priority is building a case to store our trophy from the contest.

[snarf]

[Hagbard Celine]

AIMLESS RULES!

[Anonymous]

Gandalf, ask moj what I can do with my hands! :wink:

[Gandalf]

Aimless is as disorganized a group as its name suggests. I believe there are 4.333 members: Hagbard, Mulan, Lara, wol, and I. Mainly Water Cooler so far, but Rebels tolerated.

If you have a good vocabulary, sign yourself up.

(Existing members were grandfathered from the good vocabulary requirement.)

Don't quit your day job expecting to live on our share of the contest prize money.

[Hagbard Celine]

It's a good thing about that grandfather clause.

[snarf]

[Mulan]

Welcome, Natasha, to our little, but exclusive (!!), clique. See you at 4:20!

[Gandalf]

Congratulations, Natasha! Anyone who can use "paucity" in a sentence meets our strict vocabulary standards.

Hope to see you this afternoon.

[General Kenobi (ret.)]

"Visit Elmer's Paucity! Animal Limbs From All Over The World! Next Exit!"

[Nature Boy]

just to let you know, as promised, i will align myself with the wc chicks. since many of them have their space mountain season pass and ammie and flora are in my frequent flyers club, i will make sure all my points will go to this team, as a way to give back to my fans. and if we win, i'm inviting a select group for a mile-high ride !



do you smell a heel turn ?

whoooooooooooooo

[Gandalf]

OWK,

Excellent! You qualify. Are you with us?

[Flora]

I was really hoping Obi Wan would take me up on my call for male teammates. He knows he holds a special place in my heart!

[snarf]

[General Kenobi (ret.)]

Well, it depends on what I'm doing at contest time, but I'll see what I can do, and any points I may happen to get can go to the team.

[Ammie]

Which team, http://plaza.harmonix.ne.jp/~m-falcon/Images/88nwp133.gif

[Gandalf]

Gimme a break.

He knew our qualification test. He posted to meet it. We said that was good enough.

WC Chicks said he had to fill out an application, which as far as anyone knows he hasn't done.

[Trap] Can we get you to post that there is a paucity of information for determining his intent?

[General Kenobi (ret.)]

I'm a rooster, not a chick. But an Aimless rooster, to be sure.

[Gordon Shumway]

The post antepenultimate to this one is a dolorous tribute to the paucity of intelligent life in this forum.

[Flora]

We are not requiring applications to join us for the game - that is for full-fledged "little brother"hood

[Oracle]

Obi, the recent discussion of membership in the aimless group has seriously tempted me to end my cliquelessness.

But the bad news is that work calls. I have two meetings scheduled for the 4:30 time frame this afternoon.

So good luck to aimless and to the RF. I wish I could be here for the battle!

[Gandalf]

Severus! Welcome aboard! You appear to fit right in with us intellectual types.

My daughter and I now use "antepenultimate" in casino. Rather than just the traditional "last pickup", we have "antepenultimate pickup", "penultimate pickup" and "ultimate pickup".

Oops. Were we counting correctly? Whose post were you slamming? Surely "ultimate to this one" should not be "this one", so "antepenultimate" to it would be Ammie's.

But you're still welcome into Aimless, even if you can't count. You're number 5. (More if I use fingers on both hands.)
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[General Kenobi (ret.)]

I hate to admit it, but Severus Snape . . . .

[General Kenobi (ret.)]

. . . . is merely a pseudonym for Obi-Wan Kenobi, chosen so I could get new material for taunting Draco.

[Gordon Shumway]

Rats. That second message was supposed to post as Severus, not as OWK. The login mechanism needs work.

[Gandalf]

Well, OWK and SS, you're both welcome as members, even though that really wrecks my counting the membership.

[Flora]

OK so if I want to become an "intellectual" poster, do I need a new nickname? To be honest I really was more of an intellectual until I fell prey to the other WC Chicks. I have morphed. But can Flora possibly be seen as an intellectual? I am uncertain of that.

[snarf]

[Gandalf]

Natasha,

I overlooked your post until today. We know you were with us in spirit, and would have been in their fighting if available.

I hope you missed our party at the Prancing Pony only because you were still tied up at that meeting (or that you got there after I could no longer keep track of individuals.) We extended invitations to some of our non-Aimless friends, but thought you knew you were automatically invited as a clique member.

If they'll play us in scrabble, we'll kill them.

[Gandalf]

Flora,

After careful review of your contest performance, and your sentence with paucity, I regret to say that you do not exactly meet our intellectual standards.





You greatly exceed them.

You are welcome to party with us, but you'll need a new identity to become Aimless. We're far too bright to believe Flora would ever desert the chicks.

[Gandalf]

Mulan,

While I currently limit my posting to the RF, my curiousity extends to WC and even the desert (curious to see if anything interesting will ever appear there).

Thus on WC I see

"Mulan: 'What's a WC Chick? Can I join?'"

We of Aimless hope you're interested in dual citizenship rather than defecting.

[Mulan]

Aimless rules!! Dual citizenship surely.

However, please not that my acceptance as a chick is by no means assured. Alas, my *passing* as a male soldier during the last Hun-China war may be an impediment.

BTW, is the *desert* the SOA message board? Why is it called the *desert*?

[Patience]

On 2001-11-21 11:40, Mulan wrote:
BTW, is the *desert* the SOA message board? Why is it called the *desert*?


Yes. It is empty, void of life, you can not go in on a horse with no name. In the desert they can remember your name, though There ain't no one to give you no pain.

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I've been through the desert on a horse with no name...
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain

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[Mulan]

Those lyrics... where have I heard those lyrics before..... :grin:

Thanks for the explanation. Maybe we can call the WC the "savannah"??

[Ammie]

Alas, my *passing* as a male soldier during the last Hun-China war may be an impediment.

Rest assured that it won't, in fact it may help. :smile:

[Gandalf]

I passed as a male in far earlier wars.

Then again, I was a male (and still am).

[Wolverine]

Thought I would bring this thread back up as a nod to these wonderful ladies seeing as so many of us are over here now.

Least I could do as a devoted "little brother". :smile:

[Anonymous]

Hey sweetie! I can still post over there, for now. Of course, I don't think I could find our thread over there, if I tried!

[Nature Boy]

btw :wink: , i blame plastic woman :wink: for everything :wink: that happened yesterday :wink:. her "all haiku all the time" :wink: thread :wink: started yesterday caused :wink: a bump of the old haiku :wink: thread and the consequences we know. :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

barb, do you know how much your love of japanese :wink: poetry :wink: will end up costing nesbit :wink: and nacho :wink: in mental health bills ?
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

whooooooooo :wink:
(edited to outline the irony)



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[Franchise]

Hey, do you Chicks need anything from the store? I'm making a run. :wink:

[Wolverine]

elmo dear, WC Chicks thread on the CAS desert forum is here (http://www.casact.org/students/forums/noncgi/Forum14/HTML/002519.html):

Sorry I'm not better at this linking stuff. Too much time working and study! (and family and . . .) :smile:


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[Barbie]

Nature Boy,

I'd rather Nesbit and Nacho spend their money on me - I'm very good at easing the mental anguish of men... :wink:

[Ammie]

Franchise, since you are headed out, let's see if you can't bring us each back a drink? :grin:

[Nature Boy]

barbie - if you get enough money from them, maybe someday you'll be able to affoard a ticket on space mountain.


whooooooo

[Shrek]

Hey! Nature Boy! Who's in charge now, you or Vince? I'm so confused...

[Franchise]

Ammie - sorry I didn't see your message before my last trip out. I guess I'll be running out again. Certainly my pleasure.

What's everybody drinking this morning?

[jets fan]

Right now, a cup of instant coffee, but I wouldn't want another! :smile:

[Ammie]

Franchise, you tell me! :grin:

[Franchise]

Hmmm, another challenge? Is it too late to apply to be a little brother? :wink:

Let's see ... how about we go with the easy ones first:

Flora - a cup of hot tea and a dose of cold medicine to help ward off the germs her son has given her.

Maine-iac - after pulling on that warm sweater from the dryer, I'd envision a nice cup of hot cocoa and sitting in front of the fire.

Ammie - I see Draco bringing you a tall, frosty one while wearing his Daisy Dukes at the Boar's Nest. (hehe ... Dukes of Hazzard reference for those playing at home)

ADIP - she'd probably like to share a Hurricane with Ducky. I hear it loosens him up.

Bama - a little Lynchburg lemonade from her home state. :wink:

elmo - I imagine after all that late night bumping with Mrs Nesbit that she's probably dragging a little this afternoon. I'd suggest a latte to boost her resolve to make it through the day.


Hope you ladies enjoy. :smile:

[Maine-iac]

Not bad, not bad at all, Franchise.

:tup:

[Franchise]

Cool! I must be getting a little better at this. :wink:

[Anonymous]

You are improving, errand boy.

That latte hit the spot.

[Franchise]

Awww ... now I'm blushing. :wink:

[Ammie]

If you are talking about a frozen drink, then you are dead on! I like it when they serve them with cute plastic animals on top. :smile:

[Franchise]

Then we'll just assume that was what I was talking about. :wink:

[Another day in Paradise]

Franchise, thanks for the hurricane! :smile:

I believe this morning I need strong, hot coffee though....

[Ammie]

Anyone want a candy cane? I brought in a whole box. Mmmmm minty! :smile:

[Anonymous]

http://www.gratisgifs.com/images/people/elmodancing.gif

howyoudoing? :wink:

[Anonymous]

I'm doing fine, sweetie! Thanks for asking!

[Kimi]

Sorry, I know that I may be off track from where the thread is currently, but I thought that you ladies may find this web site interesting. It is about women and firearms. In particular the Gun Facts and Nine Myths about Firearms are interesting.

http://www.sas-aim.org/

[Ammie]

Thanks for the tip Kimi. But I don't wanna shoot my eye out! :grin:

[Franchise]

Happy Holidays to all the WC Chicks! :smile:

Anything I can get for you before I'm gone for a few days? :wink:

[Another day in Paradise]

Sure - can you courier moj's present to him? It's sloppy and wet....



A St. Bernard (with a hurricane in his little flask... :smile: )

[Franchise]

Sure thing ... I'll just put it in the back of the Jeep and head on out. Just let me throw down a couple blankets. :wink:

[Anonymous]

withdrawal made me do it :smile:

[Anonymous]

uh huh, yea, whatever. :smile:

(I just wanted to start a new page)

[Gandalf]

On 2001-12-26 16:26, elmo wrote:
(I just wanted to start a new page)



Sure, rub in in. WC Chicks now have 5 pages, when Aimless doesn't even have 1.

If you chicks weren't so likeable, I would have to file a complaint with Traci.

[Anonymous]

On 2001-12-26 16:38, Gandalf wrote:
If you chicks weren't so likeable, I would have to file a complaint with Traci.



you wouldn't dare...not when that would mean dis-inviting you from our pajama parties! :smile:

[Gandalf]

"you wouldn't dare...not when that would mean dis-inviting you from our pajama parties!"

parties? plural?

That changes everything. I thought there was only going to be one, so that I could wait and complain after it.

Not that I expect to have any complaints afterwards! :smile:

[Princess Fiona]

Gandalf, what are you doing flirting with the chicks? Don't you know you're mine?

[Gandalf]

But of course, Fiona dear. Only flirting temporarily since "Practice makes perfect."

[Princess Fiona]

Saving perfection for me? You make me feel so special! :smile:

[Ammie]

Let's get this party started!

http://www.emoticons.f2s.com/happy/party.gif

[Flora]

Ammie - I was surprised no one had jumped in to plan a New Years soiree yet!

[Another day in Paradise]

Franchise,

I'm sure you know that we are expecting you to deliver a bottle of champagne to each Chick today. Oh yeah, and bring two glasses with mine - I plan on enticing Nature Boy to save his midnight kiss for me... :wink:

[Nature Boy]

purrdize, you'd get the midnight ride any night of the year !

champain is a nice touch - i'm a classy dude after all.

whooooooooooo

[Ammie]

The quiz was failed and the question has been answered "yes". On to the next victim... :grin:

[Nature Boy]

well, no champagne but i indeed got my purr-dose at midnight.

btw, was something burning ?

whoooooooooo

[Another day in Paradise]

"Was something burning"

Nothing I can mention on the RF... :smile:

[Nature Boy]

at the end of the evening, it was not the only item around your house that needed a new battery ! :wink:

wicked!

whooooooooo

[Ammie]

Where have you gone Nature Boy? Cold shower, perhaps? :wink:

[Silent Bob]

http://www.emoticons.f2s.com/happy/majorlaughter.gif

[Nature Boy]

nature boy never needs a cold shower ! i ride the wave, face the music and then go with the flow. i was just busy doing something else *cough*

now, how can i screw up with your thermostat in toronto from here ? i would like to make it extremely cold and then suddenly extremely warm. *cough*

wicked!

whoooooooo

[Ammie]

How did it get so cold so fast? Since it's so cold, I might as well get dressed and venture outside. Maybe I'll head over to Tim Horton's for a coffee and a muffin. Can I get anyone anything?...Maine-iac? :grin:

[Nature Boy]

"might as well get dressed"

oh darn... plan backfired !

whooooooooo

[Franchise]

So terribly sorry I missed the execution of my duties on 12/31. I was down with a cold through the entire New Year's. Probably best that I didn't bring the champagne, or anything else I was carrying at the time. :wink:

[Anonymous]

Ammie, I could go for a coffee...decaf, lots of milk, one sweet n low.

Actually, now that Franchise is back, why not send him? No point in you having to go out in the cold! :wink:

[tiger]

Ammie, now that Boxing Day is over, can we, uh, well you know? :wink:

[Anonymous]

I’ll take a latte and a biscotti.

[Franchise]

Consider it done. Anybody else?

[Ammie]

Draco, it's obvious you've never been to a Tim's. :wink:

[Jed the Humanoid]

LOL Ammie !

Next time I go to a Tim, I'll try asking for biscotti. Just to see the reaction on the cashier's face. :smile:

Are Tim Horton donuts the ultimate Ontario delicacy, similar to poutine in Quebec ?

[Ammie]

http://www.emoticons.f2s.com/happy/majorlaughter.gif

I think Tim's coffee is a fav with Ontarians. There seems to be a number of people that obsess over the new Krispy Creme donuts up in Mississauga.

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[Flora]

I think Krispy Cremes are, for the most part, overrated. Seems to me if you are talking the plain old vanilla with sugar types you have to eat about 3 or 4 of those to feel like you've eaten the equivalent of one Dunkin Donut. And by then my sugar is through the roof.

[Hagbard Celine]

Unfortunately I've never had the opportunity to try a Krispy Kreme.

I lead a sad life.

[Maine-iac]

If you live near a Tim Horton's, it more than makes up for a lack of Krispy Kreme. Sorry I missed the run yesterday afternoon. I could have used a nice tea and muffin combo.
:sad:

[Jed the Humanoid]

But the real question for Ammie is this: Did you ever have poutine ? Was it a good quality one ? (just tell me where you got it and I'll tell you) and did you enjoy ?

[Ammie]

Jed, mais oui!
Somewhere in Montreal when I was a teenager. The best is made with cheese curds and not grated cheese. :wink:

[Jed the Humanoid]

Grated cheese on a poutine is not frequent thank god. Just not good, reminds me of instant coffee for some reason.

Chances are if you had poutine on the island of Montreal when you were a teenager (at least 5 years ago, right? :wink:) you had very bad quality poutine.

Ok, so cheese curds are very important but let me quizz you once more... What is the "make or break" characteristic of the poutine cheese curds? You can use one life line. Someone in your city must know this :wink:

[Anonymous]

Chicks are nice.

[Another day in Paradise]

A good Tuesday morning, Chicks bump! :smile:

[Wolverine]

I'll bump with the Chicks! :smile:

[Anonymous]

Howdy, campers!

(a delightful, Thursday afternoon bump!)

[Ammie]

:smile:

[Maine-iac]

Hi there!

[Another day in Paradise]

Hey gals! :smile: A wink and a smile for all you Chicks! :smile:

[Cannonball]

Ammie - as fresh, beautiful and wild as the North Country where she lives. Would make a million men leave their homelands to go there.

ADIP - She may call herself Another Day in Paradise, but as far as I'm concerned she's simply Paradise. "We've got to get ourselves back to the garden," says the song. ADIP has already done it.

Maine-iac - in-your-face beauty as overpowering as her hockey smack. Oh, when she talks the day disappears and turns into a year of celebration.

elmo - red and ravishing, gushing and giggly, a lifetime of joy accompanies every second of her presence.

Bama - "Frankly, Bama, I just don't give a d*mn" is what I'd say just for a kiss from this southern knockout. Any man who sees her will end up giving a million d*mns - aye, his very life - just for one sweet kiss.

Flora - but to be a flower in her garden, but for a scent of her magic, but for a drink from her river, but for a meal from her harvest. . . .Flora, earth woman, but for the blessing of your bounty.

(oh brother!)

Not bad, eh? More to follow....

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[Nature Boy]

well hello there... can any one of you tell me a reason why ammie would be ignoring my pm's ?

whooooooooooo

[Ammie]

Because sometimes she forgets to check...

[Franchise]

Now,now Naitch. I never thought I'd see such insecurity out of you. Maybe that pipe shot to your forehead did more damage than I thought. :wink:

[Ammie]

Maybe he sent me something really hot, and was worried I was offended, or terribly excited?! The answer was the latter of course. :wink:

[Franchise]

Now Ammie, you and I are both painfully aware that the Nature Boy never gets worried. He would assume the latter. :wink:

[Nature Boy]

don't worry, all of it is a big big swerve and an evil plan designed by purrdize and me.

i was never really concerned ! i just played the crowd.


whoooooooooooooo
the testosterone tsunami !

[Franchise]

Ahhh yes, you always were the dirtiest player in the game.

[Ammie]

Yesterday I heard a sax player on the street playing "Favourite Things", and I smiled as I thought of Cannonball MacDaddy and Maine-iac at the same time. :smile:

[Anonymous]

Sometimes the WC Chicks get the panties in a bunch and are in need of some humor. I think the WC Chicks will appreciate these jokes.

What do you do if the dishwasher stops? Slap him on his bottom.

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it is a woman’s job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner.

Now stop giggling and go back to work. Nothing else to see here, chicks. No need to make any comment. Just move along. I think that’s your boss calling you now.

[Ammie]

Obviously you haven't experienced WCCCF. Maybe Nature Boy can explain it to ya'll. :lol: (PG13 Nature Boy)

[Nature Boy]

hey dc, as much as i'd like to post something dirty, the meaning of wcccf escapes me.

i could make up a definition for this acronym but i doubt it would make traci go whooooooooooo. and i know the wc chicks could not survive without the testosterone tsunami.


whoooooooo

[Maine-iac]

Ah, Nature Boy . . .

WCC = Water Cooler Chicks

CF = (think "end of week . . .")

[Gandalf]

Don't recognize WCCCF? Think about it. Get back to me at the end of the week if you need a hint.

(Of course, I could be wrong, but WECIM.)

[Nature Boy]

there ya go. not what i thought of first. i aint too good with the acronyms.

well at least i know that a few other folks are aware of the friday tradition!

so, maine-iac... you know about commando friday but you prefer not following the trend? i know it's cold up north but still can't be much worse than where ammie is and she's a trooper...

whoooooooooo

[Maine-iac]

What can I say? I guess I'm just not a follower. :wink:

[Nature Boy]

well good for ya. i like it when they play hard to get !

whooooooooooooo

[Anonymous]

Hear ye! Hear ye!
Will all Chick pledges please sign in here!

Announcements are forthcoming...

[Wolverine]

What about little brothers elmo?

[Another day in Paradise]

Here's a WCC signing in - Happy Wednesday! :smile:

[bertuary]

bertuary signing in...

[Another day in Paradise]

Sorry, elmo missed the "pledges" in that sentence - what can I say as you know I'm a bit tired today... :razz:

[snarf]

[Gandalf]

On 2002-01-16 09:24, Natasha Fatale wrote:
I hope this won't get me kicked out of the Aimless :sad:

I haven't seen the latest draft of Hagbard's "Standards of Conduct", but for now you are free to participate in both cliques.

Draco creates complicated rules for his contests and then changes them, so you may have to commit to playing for just one team in an event.

If he tries a Scrabble contest, naturally you'll be with us. "Aimless" outscores "Chicks" when you include the bonus for using 7 tiles.

[Mulan]

pledge MULAN checking in!

[Polly Nomial]

What's this about signing in and/or pledging? This doesn't have anything to do with the U.S. flag, does it?

And I still don't know what the CF in WCCCF.

[Anonymous]

On 2002-01-16 10:25, Polly Nomial wrote:
What's this about signing in and/or pledging? This doesn't have anything to do with the U.S. flag, does it?

And I still don't know what the CF in WCCCF.


Just a roll call for the pledges, Polly.

and, to end your suspense, CF = Commando Friday.

[snarf]

[Franchise]

Oh my goodness!

Will I be running errands for all of these new pledges too? Is it too early to ask for an assistant? :wink:

[Anonymous]

well, gee, Franchise, no one has applied for the job. If you want to recruit somebody, we'd be willing to interview him for the job.

[Hagbard Celine]

My next volume of "Standards of Conduct" will be forthcoming shortly.

For now, feel free to join WCC.

For anyone interested, Gandalf is in charge of completing the official "Entry Requirements" for Aimless. He'll let you know.

[Ammie]

And I still don't know what the CF in WCCCF.


I don't understand why would limit ourselves to Friday either. :wink:

[Shrek]

[quote]I don't understand why would limit ourselves to Friday either. :blush:

[Franchise]

That's OK elmo. I've reconsidered and decided I don't really want to share. :razz:

[Cannonball]

Pardon me, ladies (or should I say chickies?), but I just wanted to say that elmo should be the WCC comedian. I think she's hilarious. :smile:

As far as "My Favorite Things" go, in no particular order:

ADIP
Ammie
elmo
Maine-iac

[Shrek]

As far as "My Favorite Things" go, in no particular order:

ADIP
Ammie
elmo
Maine-iac
Looks to me like it's alphabetical order. :razz:

[Cannonball]

Shutsem upsem, Buzz (with emphasis on the zzzzzzzzzz) - if that IS your real name, you pretender to hockey fandom and knowledge! NYAH NYAH NYAH!!!!!

Yes, alphabetizing these lovely ladies at least solves the favorites problem.

[Boink]

I'm going out on a limb and thinking the WCC like a guy who's whipped.

We should all be so lucky.

[Shrek]

Oh, yeah. Um...go Sabres! Trade Satan!

[tiger]

Bashful: from my experience, it should actually be "who likes being whipped."

Some of these stripes aren't factory issued. :wink:

[Ammie]

Ammie, am I correct in assuming it's required on kilt days?

Out of respect for a fellow chick who is not around to chastise me, I will not comment. :wink:

BTW, Cannonball's list is not alphabetical since ADIP (Another...) comes before Ammie. Good thing I like her so much that I don't mind being behind her! :lol:

TIGER - There's a difference between whipping our guys and liking them whipped. :blush:

[Shrek]

Ammie, I'm just lookin' for a little fashion advice - no harm in that. Plus, I think this is one of those things I should know before we go shopping - of course, if we go on a Friday, it won't really matter, will it? :wink:

[Maine-iac]

Thanks for the nod, Cannonball! You're one of my favorites too! Happy to hear the alphabetic explanation or I would have been pretty worried. :sad:

[Shrek]

If it makes any difference Maine-iac, you're only my least favorite during hockey season :razz:

[Ammie]

Buzz you can wear whatever you like when we go shopping! :blush:

[Silent Bob]

On 2002-01-16 12:30, Franchise wrote:
That's OK elmo. I've reconsidered and decided I don't really want to share. :razz:


http://www.emoticons.f2s.com/sad/sulkoff.gif

[Barbie]

Here's Barbie checkin' in! :smile:

[Anonymous]

On 2002-01-16 13:45, Ammie wrote:
BTW, Cannonball's list is not alphabetical since ADIP (Another...) comes before Ammie. Good thing I like her so much that I don't mind being behind her! :lol:


It's been rumoured that "behind ADIP" isn't such a bad place to be. :wink:

[Another day in Paradise]

Hey SugarDaddy - how you doin'? :wink:

[Jonas Grumby]

My favorites, in order, are:

ADIP
ADIP
ADIP
ADIP!

[Homer]

Mmmmm ... potato chips and adip

[moj]

Back in the Chi-Town days, I loved them all equally. Now that they flirt with any smuck who posts "whoooooooo", I feel dirty.

:smile:

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[tiger]

moj - go with the feeling. That's how we all feel about you. :smile:

[moj]

On 2002-01-17 08:27, TIGER wrote:
moj - go with the feeling. That's how we all feel about you. :smile:


That hurts Tigger. I thought we were friends. :sad:

[Anonymous]

Brit checking in! :smile:

[Polly Nomial]

I am deeply hurt to be nobody's favorite.

cute little pouty face.....

[Anonymous]

Polly, I thought we had established that you are my favorite chick. :smile:

I definitely look forward to seeing you in Tampa.

[Polly Nomial]

Space Lobster! You're still with me! There is nothing more attractive than a persistant man! :smile:

Well, hardly anything..... Well, maybe a few things.... Hmmmm......

I look forward to meeting you too. :cool:

[Boink]

On 2002-01-17 08:52, Britney wrote:
Brit checking in! :smile:



hmmmmmmmmmmm, has Brit finally been freed from bed rest ? hadn't you been laid up since the holiday informal ? :wink:

[Ammie]

I like you best when you're dirty moj! :luv:

[Anonymous]

On 2002-01-17 09:54, Ammie wrote:
I like you best when you're dirty moj! :luv:



I gotta agree with Ammie! :wink:

[Anonymous]

On 2002-01-17 09:27, Bashful wrote:
hmmmmmmmmmmm, has Brit finally been freed from bed rest ? hadn't you been laid up since the holiday informal ? :wink:

Just one night with you will do that to a girl. :wink:

[Wolverine]

All this flattering leaves me with just one thought. . .

Gotta get me some! (flattering, that is) :smile:

A Hearty Hi-Ho to all the WCC!

Remember: Tomorrow is a WCCCF!

[tiger]

What's so special about Fridays? Everyday is Commando day for me.

Yeah, it is! :wink:

[Franchise]

Tiger - that's because you're too busy looking after that new cub to worry about doing your own laundry. :wink:

[tiger]

Uh, sorry, there Shane. That's why I got married. Clean and ironed laundry on a regular basis. She knows her place. :razz:

[Franchise]

Now THAT's gonna go over well with the Chicks. :razz:

[moj]

Thanks Elmo and Ammmie. I'd like to watch you two clean each other's dirty body.

[/aside to myself]
Keep it PG-13, moj. Keep it PG-13, moj. Keep it PG-13, moj. Keep it PG-13, moj. Keep it PG-13, moj. Keep it PG-13, moj. Keep it PG-13, moj. Keep it PG-13, moj. Keep it PG-13, moj. Keep it PG-13, moj. Keep it PG-13, moj. Keep it PG-13, moj. Keep it PG-13, moj. Keep it PG-13, moj. Keep it PG-13, moj. Keep it PG-13, moj. Keep it PG-13, moj. Keep it PG-13, moj. Keep it PG-13, moj. Keep it PG-13, moj. Keep it PG-13, moj. Keep it PG-13, moj. Keep it PG-13, moj. Keep it PG-13, moj.
[/end aside to myself]

[Shrek]

I see Tig's been to "Draco's school of how to wow 'em"

[tiger]

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question. "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"

The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."

[Mulan]

CTM (but as a future chick, must say that I don't approve of this joke at all)

[moj]

ROTFLOL, Tiger.

Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?

A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

[Mulan]

I'm sure that joke would NOT apply to any of the chicks - you'd definitely notice a change in your marital relations if I were your wife and I were dead, but there would no noticeable change in the dishes. I'm sure its the same for all us chicks (or maybe, hopefully, soon to be chick)

[tiger]

What kind of watch do you get your wife for a present?

None - there's a clock on the stove.

[Ammie]

I notice the Duckman is wise enough to look forward to later... :blush:

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[Another day in Paradise]

Jonas,

:smile:

[Another day in Paradise]

Ammie, what's your schedule this afternoon? :wink:

[Nature Boy]

i'll wait next to the phone.

whooooooooooo

[Ammie]

Tomorrow's better when I'm at the airport...

[Ducky]

I love 3-way.....calling. :smile:

[Maine-iac]

Tiger - Just remember that on that stove to which your dear spouse is chained, there rests a cast iron frying pan filled with hot grease. And she knows how to use it.

[Ammie]

:lol:

[tiger]

Cooking more food? :razz:

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts."

The wife sighs and gets him a beer.

Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts."

She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.

He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute."

The wife is furious. She yells at him, "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore . . ."

The man sighs and says, "It's started . . . "

[Anonymous]

LMAO ... now THAT i can relate to, except for the beer part, of course

[Maine-iac]

A man comes home from work. His wife says, "The plumbing is leaking, would you look at it?" He replies: "Who do I look like? Mr. Plumber?" The next night she says: "The cabinet door won't open. Could you take a look?" He replies: "Who do I look like? Bob Vila?" The third night, he comes home, and she says "The washing machine is broken. Can you fix it?" He says: "Who do I look like? Mr. Clean?"

The fourth night, she says: "I called the handyman, and he fixed the plumbing, the cabinet, and the washer." He says: "How much did it cost me?" She says: "He said I could either sleep with him, or bake him a cake." He says: "You baked the cake, right?" She says: "Who do I look like? Betty Crocker?"

[Shrek]

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/rotfl.gif http://www.stopstart.btinternet.co.uk/sm/notworthy.gif

Not that I want to appear to be selling Maine-iac short, but them's for Tiger.

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[Ammie]

Maine-iac's on fire today! http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/rotfl.gif

[Franchise]

LMAO ... or should I just use one of these little guys? http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/rotfl.gif

What will they think of next? :wink:

[tiger]

What have you done wrong if your wife constantly comes out of the kitchen to nag you?

Made her chain too long.

Feel the love, Feel the love...

[Anonymous]

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/rotfl.gif

Maine-iac is on a roll...so glad she's a Chick! :smile:

[tiger]

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the lady. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my husband's mule stumbled.

My husband quietly said 'That's once.' We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my husband quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My husband took a pistol from his pocket and shot him. I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he looked at me and quietly said 'That's once.'"


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[Franchise]

elmo - aren't we all? :wink:

[Shrek]

...so glad Tiger's one of us http://www.minorannoyance.net/~spin/Smilies/ups/smarty/piggy.gifs?

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[tiger]

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.

"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?"

"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.

"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few."

"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

[Ammie]

Speaking of flirting with everyone...I haven't seen my favourite vegetable in a while. :sad: Maybe he went back to the WC.

[bertuary]

Maine-iac & Tiger... you guys are killing me today! http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/rotfl.gif

[Nature Boy]

if you're talking about that piece of corn, i have it here ammie.

whooooooo

[Shrek]

On 2002-01-17 14:44, Ammie wrote:
Speaking of flirting with everyone...I haven't seen my favourite vegetable in a while.
Is Draco an animal, vegetable, or mineral?

[tiger]

Yes. :razz:

[moj]

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive?

She was a Woman.

[moj]

What should you do if your washing machine breaks down?

Slap her!!!

[moj]

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

[Anonymous]

On 2002-01-17 14:44, Ammie wrote:
Speaking of flirting with everyone...I haven't seen my favourite vegetable in a while. :sad: Maybe he went back to the WC.


Who you lookin' for Ammie?

[Ammie]

My favourite leafy greene veggie. :sad:

[moj]

A woman was reading a newspaper one morning and said to her husband, "Look at this, dear. There's an article here about a man who traded his wife for a season ticket to Jets. You wouldn't do a thing like that, would you?"

"Of course I wouldn't!" replied her husband. "The season's almost over!"

[Collard Greene]

What's uppppp???? :smile:

[moj]

We want the real collard greene.

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[Collard Greene]

I don't know how to convince you that I'm the real deal moj. What evidence do you need?

[Franchise]

Spelling your name right would be a good start. :wink: