things I would do were I half a man

I'm outnumbered. I guess it started in college when I stopped making friends with the less-fair-sex, but also not having a job, or maybe this all comes down to rachel, and not being able to have her and so not having anyone else either? I don't know, but what I'm trying to say is that I'm an introvert, you understand? Introverts don't play. They don't have threesomes, they don't cheat, they don't think about other women while they have sex with you. My heart has but one vacancy at a time, which usually has to be booked weeks in advanced because the maid never frickin cleans up when someone checks out.

So somehow I've driven up a backorder of individuals I want to do or get things for. And really I just have to man up you know. Here's the list, from least to most likely:

-Get the juggler replacement handcuffs.
-Write an addendum to the book of poems for mazzy.
-Fold the rusalka a newspaper rose, and tuck it into a ring box, possibly with some live bees.
-Mix Charnel a cd to remember me by, with all the bands she sent me, and some of the npr commentary.
-Get Melanie to send the archer an empty box of chocolates.
-Get the archer a telescope? And a perpetuity of seashells.
-Give Sarah some bit of love stained periphery to examine?
-Stroke Angela's vanity with the most flattering secret she'll ever hear.
-Write a real, but ambiguous letter to Lain, about timing and conditional probability.

And pick and pursue a lady. One that's not Rachel. Most of them are not options, mind you. They are either no longer interested, or they're taken. I think? Lets just assume they are anyway. Leaving Lain and the archer. Two really beautiful people. And I should really go after Lain, because whatever she does it's always good and wonderful. While the archer is practically the opposite.

And then do what-- scatter the rest?