not ready for a full work week.
not ready for work tomorrow.

i want more chilli but everyone ate it...who wants to cook more for me?

a friend wants me to come out to north carolina to visit...it's a college friend and she's married and now has 4 kids. her husband's a really great guy. i have another college friend who still lives in g'ville with her husband and 3 kids who wants me to come visit. and plenty of other friends with their kids who want me...

IMP

...Then that applied physics girl, in the black and Red Death, with the face too innocent to be truthful, and all the lonely, and the happy, and the lonely and happy people that came. That flooded your living room and drank out of flutes, and kissed in whatever shadows Dick Clark would avail.

It's late I should go to sleep goodnight.

sweetiepie

Congress is thinking about this, are you?

Avi

So I come home from work last night, and the dishwasher is broken. The sprayer arm on the very top fell off into the dishwasher.
This has happened before, and I fixed it by looking on the internet to see what to do.
This time, Mrs. Jass stuck her finger up inside the hole where the arm was and pushed a piece I needed way up inside the body of the machine.
I banged on the upper inside to get it loose, but to no avail.
So then I grab the vacuum cleaning and take the...

Hugh Jass

hey everyone. The purpose of this blog is to post interesting, funny, serious things of an adult nature.

I plan on posting the solutions to all of life's problems here, so please check back everyday to see if I've solved your problem for you or not. Political and religious answers will all be found here.

Thanks!

Hugh Jass