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exam c4 and other dirty secrets

Posted 05-19-2009 at 09:33 PM by sweetiepie
Updated 05-19-2009 at 09:49 PM by sweetiepie

sarah's free and angie's having dreams about me, and I. and I. forgot my adderall for the exam. I left the pill on the kitchen table because I tend to leave things. That's why I need it. To keep from leaving things on the kitchen table. During the exam I left several numbers on the kitchen table. I left a couple more numbers under the car seat, in one of my old pants pockets, beside the computer mouse, and I poured a negative sign into my breakfast bowl because for a second I forgot it wasn't milk. What a horrible scramble I was.

Oh rachel. Dear rachel. Please don't worry, I'll be back. Or please do worry, it's your concern that I hunger for. But don't worry too much. I'd exorcise my own soul for you. To meet you up in that mousy world of no names. To take a sprig of indigo to your rabbit hole in the elysium fields. To take it in my hand, and take your waxen hand in my hand, and twist it around your wrist. The grey matter in my head would light up like a sprig of indigo.

It's not a lesson I aim to teach. This leaving you on the kitchen table like I did my adderall. Like I did my numbers. It's just that if I don't belong to you, and you don't belong to me, then there's no hope of us maintaining orbit for more than a couple months. And hey why should I give you my bumblebee months, when you're giving them to someone else?

Yes I tossed you on the sidewalk, but if you tossed me, I would take up smoking just so I could take smoke breaks and ash on all the azaleas and rhododendrons in all the gardens in my parking lot.
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    No way!!!
    Posted 08-10-2009 at 01:24 PM by ursafewme ursafewme is offline

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