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Had Some Good Sex Last Night and This Morning

Posted 08-11-2010 at 07:30 PM by Hugh Jass

Last night: got really high and watched some funny south park episode, the one with the cherokee hair tampon. Then had some great, gooey sloppy sex for like oh, 1/2 hour.

Woke up stiff n' hrony and mrs jass could tell. She continued to arouse me and asked me if we should lock the door. I was actually feeling REALLY TIRED but I figured it would be good, so I said "sure"

It was a quickie, but we had simultaneous orgasms (as usual!) and it was a great start...
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idiots suck

Posted 08-06-2010 at 02:24 PM by Hugh Jass

don't idiots just piss you off to no extent? I often encounter then while driving. Driving is one of the few things that I do where I interact with strangers.

Probably the only other thing I do where I come into contact with strangers is going to the grocery store. There are alot of idiots there, too. Like the retards who go to the little self-checkout area with like 40 items. Or the other people that seem to have no sense of urgency. They move like snails! This is why society is...
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Everyone Should Do What I Want Them To Do

Posted 02-17-2010 at 09:06 AM by Hugh Jass

I'd be so much happier if people would be how I want them to be. No more idiots clogging up traffic or otherwise getting in my way. I've noticed a lot of stress in my life is caused by other people. If everyone would just listen to me and do what I tell them, we'd all be alot happier. Also, that girl from High school should totally have chosen me not that other guy. He made her so unhappy. I knew that if she chose me we could have been happy. Now, because of her not listening to me, she's ruined...
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Blog is such an ugly word

Posted 02-03-2010 at 03:32 PM by Hugh Jass

Couldn't they have come up with a better word? Blog sounds like "blah" and "log". Blah=nothing important to say, log=feces. So it's really a pretty bad word. I recommend calling these knolbits. knol=knowledge, bits=tidbits. Tidbits of knowledge.
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fixing stuff around the house = good sex

Posted 12-04-2009 at 07:37 AM by Hugh Jass

So I come home from work last night, and the dishwasher is broken. The sprayer arm on the very top fell off into the dishwasher.
This has happened before, and I fixed it by looking on the internet to see what to do.
This time, Mrs. Jass stuck her finger up inside the hole where the arm was and pushed a piece I needed way up inside the body of the machine.
I banged on the upper inside to get it loose, but to no avail.
So then I grab the vacuum cleaning and take the...
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