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Posted 09-10-2010 at 02:11 PM by Dr. John Zoidberg

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TOM ANSWER 1

Posted 08-12-2008 at 02:38 PM by Dr. John Zoidberg

A reader from Norway rites:

Dear Dr. Zoidberg,

Social Security thoughts and witticisms?

Yours,
Thomas T

Well thomas,

social security is for the enfeebled. However, the people receive teh same money whether or not they give their organs after tehy are finished living. This confuses me. But I hope that answers your question. GODSPEED WARRIRO!

-:Dr. John Zoidberg:
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QUESTION 1 ANSWER SESSION

Posted 08-12-2008 at 01:04 PM by Dr. John Zoidberg

From a longtime listener:

Tell us how stupid GA is.

Answer,

My good friend, GA is a dolt.

Yours in Christ,

Doctor, John Zoidberg
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Hi!

Posted 08-12-2008 at 10:26 AM by Dr. John Zoidberg

Okay so I have a blog now!I'm on the tubes!

ASK ME QUSTIONS AND ILL MAKE IT A DAILY THING!

Or I can get banned by talking about specific posters and how stupdi tehy are.

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