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Guest 11-18-2011 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OddSox (Post 5639359)
Yesterday, during a conversation, one of my female coworkers was standing a little closer to me than customary bubble etiquette would dictate. :tup:

Oh this is a good one. When you get so close you can feel their body heat :love:

kathryn 11-18-2011 09:31 AM

Some guy started an AO thread this morning to make sure I don't miss the subtle signals he's been sending.

NotUrAvgXBar 11-18-2011 09:38 AM

Yesterday I walked by a girl and she didn't throw any garbage or feces at me.

George L. Costanza 11-18-2011 09:41 AM

I got my haircut the other day. The woman moved my chair down pretty low then kept "accidentally" bumping my head with her breasts. I almost smiled and talked to her.

ETA: It was interracial bumpage and was pretty awesome.

yellowcake 11-18-2011 09:43 AM

The other day, I hugged a girl and it was nice feeling her boobs against my chest.

OddSox 11-18-2011 09:45 AM

oh, also, yesterday another female co-worker poked my arm in a friendly way. the ladies sure did love me yesterday. :koolaid:

George L. Costanza 11-18-2011 09:51 AM

Leaving one of my job interviews, I tried to feel the fabric of this one girl's clothes. She didn't like it. Turns out she was my boss's boss! I got fired on the spot.

But I totally touched her clothes.

Guest 11-18-2011 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yellowcake (Post 5639420)
The other day, I hugged a girl and it was nice feeling her boobs against my chest.

What about when the hair dresser is so fat that their stomach keeps bumping into your head / arm. Does that count?

tgadd 11-18-2011 09:55 AM

This morning a lady flashed me through her window as I was leaving my apartment complex.

OddSox 11-18-2011 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tgadd (Post 5639476)
This morning a lady flashed me through her window as I was leaving my apartment complex.

this is the thread for insignificant advances. :shake:


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