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Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 05-18-2020, 08:18 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 249
Posted By Ranger
He dripped smarminess. It oozed out of every...

He dripped smarminess. It oozed out of every pore of him. Ward and June saw right through it though. He was second to none. RIP
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 05-06-2020, 11:35 AM
Replies: 107
Views: 2,882
Posted By Ranger
I'm going embiggen my vocabulary by adding...

I'm going embiggen my vocabulary by adding defenestration to it.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 04-23-2020, 09:22 PM
Replies: 8,469
Views: 662,046
Posted By Ranger
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Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 04-23-2020, 08:32 PM
Replies: 8,469
Views: 662,046
Posted By Ranger
Go for it. You've already been infected. You're...

Go for it. You've already been infected. You're a 21%er!
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 04-22-2020, 01:56 PM
Replies: 8,469
Views: 662,046
Posted By Ranger
Maybe you caught COVID-19 from her.

Maybe you caught COVID-19 from her.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 04-12-2020, 05:07 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,753
Posted By Ranger
I don't think that law had anything to do with...

I don't think that law had anything to do with masked bank robbers. It's not anti-hoodie. It's not anti-antifa. It's something far different, did you miss the part about Georgia?

[[spoiler...
Forum: Careers - Employment 04-12-2020, 04:57 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 15,555
Posted By Ranger
I don't think deaths are the biggest impact for...

I don't think deaths are the biggest impact for life insurers. Sure there are some insured deaths, but for the most part, a lot of those deaths seem to be shifting around from other causes of death....
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-05-2020, 07:50 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 589
Posted By Ranger
I am Spartacus RIP

I am Spartacus

RIP
Forum: Surveys 01-13-2020, 09:17 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,429
Posted By Ranger
He's all smooth now. He looks like a seal

He's all smooth now. He looks like a seal
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 12-30-2019, 04:59 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 9,891
Posted By Ranger
I see what you did there

I see what you did there
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 12-18-2019, 10:57 PM
Replies: 327
Views: 9,518
Posted By Ranger
I won't say "Thank You" afterwards. I'll just...

I won't say "Thank You" afterwards. I'll just wipe my nose and continue on with my life.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 12-18-2019, 10:24 PM
Replies: 327
Views: 9,518
Posted By Ranger
It's an absolute waste of time, effort and breath...

It's an absolute waste of time, effort and breath to say "Bless You" or any of the other annoying sayings after someone sneezes. I usually sneeze 3-4 times, and some irritating idiot feels the need...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 12-11-2019, 11:03 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 2,025
Posted By Ranger
The Macon Whoopee Oh wait, this thread is...

The Macon Whoopee

Oh wait, this thread is for unfortunate team names....
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 12-09-2019, 08:40 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 554
Posted By Ranger
Shoulda kept his xxxx clean....

Shoulda kept his xxxx clean....
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 12-06-2019, 11:57 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 451
Posted By Ranger
As long as we're celebrating Finnish holidays,...

As long as we're celebrating Finnish holidays, Happy belated St. Urho's Day!

Go ahead, Google it if you don't know who St. Urho was and why the Finns celebrate his accomplishments.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 12-01-2019, 11:23 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,760
Posted By Ranger
It was probably 30 years ago I watched someone...

It was probably 30 years ago I watched someone collapse and pass away in the middle of an airport. His family was grieving loudly. The truly sad and tragic thing was that he and had family had come...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 11-28-2019, 09:44 AM
Replies: 201
Views: 5,855
Posted By Ranger
Pro tip: Applebees will be open on Thanksgiving...

Pro tip: Applebees will be open on Thanksgiving in case you're hungry and don't have time to cook a turkey. Bring cash for tips.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 11-02-2019, 05:41 PM
Replies: 405
Views: 10,117
Posted By Ranger
I recommend fully embracing your mid-life crisis...

I recommend fully embracing your mid-life crisis and getting a small red or gold colored convertible, a hot new trophy wife, and some hair plugs to replace the comb-over.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 10-31-2019, 08:59 AM
Replies: 205
Views: 15,537
Posted By Ranger
Read the attached link. Their quotes were edited

Read the attached link. Their quotes were edited
Forum: Sports 10-27-2019, 11:16 AM
Replies: 494
Views: 44,555
Posted By Ranger
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Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-30-2019, 09:14 PM
Replies: 199
Views: 4,871
Posted By Ranger
Wow - I don't think you guys "N"ed my R. Your...

Wow - I don't think you guys "N"ed my R. Your gutter-minds went somewhere completely else. NTTAWWT. However this particular quote is from Talledega Nights. (re: Applebees)
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-30-2019, 09:08 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,825
Posted By Ranger
My friend Walt and I eat there all the time. ...

My friend Walt and I eat there all the time.

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!!!! /thread
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-30-2019, 08:35 AM
Replies: 199
Views: 4,871
Posted By Ranger
He's talking about sitting down, enjoying a nice...

He's talking about sitting down, enjoying a nice gourmet meal

at a place that's real special.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-21-2019, 09:25 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 397
Posted By Ranger
There's absolutely no telling what path the storm...

There's absolutely no telling what path the storm "Kramer" would be capable of following
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-09-2019, 08:46 PM
Replies: 674
Views: 30,163
Posted By Ranger
Dear Abby, My parents were diplomats and...

Dear Abby,

My parents were diplomats and worked for the Foreign Service. They were assigned all over the world. In order to provide me with a stable childhood, they sent me to a boarding school....
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