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Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics Yesterday, 12:09 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,519
Posted By Lee Mellon
"When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not...

"When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras."
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 11-23-2014, 11:33 PM
Replies: 563
Views: 43,122
Posted By Lee Mellon
this much smoke

is a strong indication of fire.
Rape isn't about sex as much as it is about power and control. Based on what I've seen and heard, Cosby is a sick fook. More like a Ted Bundy than a simple lothario.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 11-20-2014, 12:19 AM
Replies: 328
Views: 15,586
Posted By Lee Mellon
I hunt ducks. Use a 12 ga. I'm not sure how the...

I hunt ducks. Use a 12 ga. I'm not sure how the alt guy was defining "manly" but if you're going to hunt ducks you're going to learn to suffer. Worth it, every minute of it.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 08-06-2014, 12:04 AM
Replies: 377
Views: 9,295
Posted By Lee Mellon
You're half right. American is not cheese. ...

You're half right. American is not cheese.
When your palate matures maybe you'll learn to appreciate some of the more aromatic cheeses.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 08-05-2014, 09:36 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 938
Posted By Lee Mellon
Stop at Usingers and pick up some braunschweiger...

Stop at Usingers and pick up some braunschweiger and summer sausage.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 10-24-2013, 09:33 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,024
Posted By Lee Mellon
Nevada. Ha. Confirms my work-as-a-whore status....

Nevada. Ha. Confirms my work-as-a-whore status. Otherwise, I have no use for Nevada.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-17-2013, 10:25 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 592
Posted By Lee Mellon
Cot-surfing in Boston

Fuel fire cancelled flight out of Logan and apparently every hotel in Boston is fully booked. Cots are new so it's like sleeping on a mousetrap. One sudden roll and the cot pulls a 2-point reversal...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 04-15-2013, 12:15 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,260
Posted By Lee Mellon
Got a weber. Versatile. Put a piglet on a spit...

Got a weber. Versatile. Put a piglet on a spit last weekend with the rotisserie attachment. Not impossible to control the temp. Natural gas? Yeah, if you're too busy to cook like a man, sure.
Forum: Sports 01-13-2013, 11:39 PM
Replies: 985
Views: 49,522
Posted By Lee Mellon
Really? I would think that an unsportsmanlike...

Really? I would think that an unsportsmanlike conduct would be big enough to cover it.
Forum: Pension - Social Security 01-12-2013, 09:06 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 5,327
Posted By Lee Mellon
You're 10 years early, unless you were speaking...

You're 10 years early, unless you were speaking prophetically.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 10-12-2012, 09:14 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 2,764
Posted By Lee Mellon
kaizen, sensei, genba walk, true north ...

kaizen, sensei, genba walk, true north

Listen, management, any of these whiz-bang systems will work if you get out and lead. But if you expect to get positive results from dumping these steaming...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-22-2012, 09:14 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 5,502
Posted By Lee Mellon
No such thing as free. The server is probably...

No such thing as free. The server is probably (recognizing the wee possibility that ownership approves) stealing from the employer to get a better tip. You're supporting theft. It ought to make...
Forum: General Actuarial 09-02-2012, 11:04 AM
Replies: 699
Views: 130,728
Posted By Lee Mellon
Perhaps this explains the 2-candidate ballot. ...

Perhaps this explains the 2-candidate ballot. The committee feared that it could not manage a 3 candidate non-random randomization scheme and so limited it to the much simpler 2 candidate scheme,...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 08-21-2012, 09:21 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,156
Posted By Lee Mellon
Put a couple pontoons on one and I'll go duck...

Put a couple pontoons on one and I'll go duck hunting in the marsh with it.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 07-27-2012, 08:48 AM
Replies: 135
Views: 10,147
Posted By Lee Mellon
The key to the quality is Elmore Leonard. Dude...

The key to the quality is Elmore Leonard. Dude can flat out write.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 07-23-2012, 11:37 PM
Replies: 409
Views: 23,279
Posted By Lee Mellon
Let her go Sheebs. She doesn't deserve somone...

Let her go Sheebs. She doesn't deserve somone like you.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 05-24-2012, 12:13 AM
Replies: 1,010
Views: 75,018
Posted By Lee Mellon
The clash of the titans.

The clash of the titans.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 03-29-2012, 08:37 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,625
Posted By Lee Mellon
Wife bought me the chainsaw attachment for the...

Wife bought me the chainsaw attachment for the weed-eater for last father's day. Used it during/after the winter storms. Great toy, great tool, this chain-saw-on-a-stick.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 03-14-2012, 09:33 AM
Replies: 115
Views: 5,958
Posted By Lee Mellon
He sat alone in the corner, licking his eyebrows.

He sat alone in the corner, licking his eyebrows.
Forum: Pension - Social Security 03-14-2012, 09:27 AM
Replies: 585
Views: 87,049
Posted By Lee Mellon
Sort of surprised you missed this one, MP. ...

Sort of surprised you missed this one, MP. Automatic trimming of pensions in WI. http://www.jsonline.com/business/retired-public-employees-face-more-pension-cuts-2u4fq4g-142281095.html
"Retired...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 01-08-2012, 11:43 PM
Replies: 3,151
Views: 255,483
Posted By Lee Mellon
"Rats in My Room" from the Ernie Kovacs...

"Rats in My Room" from the Ernie Kovacs Show.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 12-02-2011, 09:41 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,470
Posted By Lee Mellon
Moving at advanced age is very stressful. They...

Moving at advanced age is very stressful. They could probably use more visitation until they get adjusted in.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 11-22-2011, 09:25 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,030
Posted By Lee Mellon
Stop staring at your shoes. Stare at MY shoes,...

Stop staring at your shoes. Stare at MY shoes, dammit.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 10-24-2011, 11:44 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 3,390
Posted By Lee Mellon
Sometimes god speaks to me. Other times he just...

Sometimes god speaks to me. Other times he just blathers and babbles and goes on and on and on.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 10-15-2011, 10:20 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,838
Posted By Lee Mellon
note to Anita: Would it trouble you so very much...

note to Anita: Would it trouble you so very much to show Rick the burning bush?
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