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Forum: Careers - Employment Yesterday, 01:48 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 8,070
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
Next episode, on AO Careers: Are management...

Next episode, on AO Careers: Are management consultants completely useless? Stay tuned to find out!
Forum: Careers - Employment Yesterday, 12:50 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 8,070
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
COO: I guess we didn't make the $300m after all....

COO: I guess we didn't make the $300m after all. But we hired the best! Whoopsies!
Forum: Careers - Employment 04-02-2020, 06:24 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 356
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90Srkytojhk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90Srkytojhk
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 04-02-2020, 11:50 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 564
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
Everyone makes mistakes the first time they do...

Everyone makes mistakes the first time they do it. Don't get hung up on it, just keep practicing many times until you get good at it. Learning through mistakes gives you better mastery over the...
Forum: Careers - Employment 04-01-2020, 06:36 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,789
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
hard market any day now any day

hard market

any day now

any day
Forum: Careers - Employment 04-01-2020, 06:04 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,789
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
Layoffs have already started happening. They...

Layoffs have already started happening. They happened immediately for retail and restaurant personnel.

As for actuaries, I don't know. The financial consequences of this won't be known for some...
Forum: Sports 03-30-2020, 12:06 PM
Replies: 68
Views: 1,302
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
I always thought the TDF victories by Cadel Evans...

I always thought the TDF victories by Cadel Evans and Carlos Sastre were some of the best ones of recent memory.

Neither of them were flashy riders, but were experienced enough to keep their cool...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 03-30-2020, 09:55 AM
Replies: 121
Views: 3,204
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
:iatp:

:iatp:
Forum: Careers - Employment 03-29-2020, 01:33 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 818
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
Kind of depends, in my last job search, I was...

Kind of depends, in my last job search, I was originally going to stick with two recruiters, but it was the third that got me two offers, and they were from a lesser known firm.

Luck is a big...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 03-28-2020, 09:36 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,853
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
If people won't quit asking me where I'm from,...

If people won't quit asking me where I'm from, I'm going to start saying Wuhan
Forum: Careers - Employment 03-28-2020, 06:55 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,406
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
PC load letter? What the **** does that mean?

PC load letter? What the **** does that mean?
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 03-27-2020, 01:50 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 167
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 03-26-2020, 09:50 PM
Replies: 5,021
Views: 318,512
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
:tfh:

:tfh:
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 03-26-2020, 05:11 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 177
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
Flowers for Algernon from the perspective of...

Flowers for Algernon from the perspective of Algernon
Forum: Health and Fitness Forum 03-26-2020, 05:09 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,690
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
The outside is officially closed. I need to find...

The outside is officially closed. I need to find another way to do cardio without disturbing the neighbors or having them think I need WD-40, which I already have plenty of.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 03-26-2020, 03:53 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 670
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
about the same How fast I do something...

about the same

How fast I do something usually depends more on how important I think it is rather than where I am.
Forum: TV Shows, Movies, Books, etc 03-26-2020, 03:48 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 488
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
:iatp:

:iatp:
Forum: Careers - Employment 03-26-2020, 01:08 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,406
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
If I had to use my personal machine, I'd only do...

If I had to use my personal machine, I'd only do so if they paid for it, wouldn't use it for anything personal, and I'd trash it if my employment ends. In that sense it's no different from a work...
Forum: Careers - Employment 03-26-2020, 12:01 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,406
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
Anyway, if we want to get into a discussion about...

Anyway, if we want to get into a discussion about employee misconduct, no matter how secure the IT system is technically, taking away large amounts of data from your company is trivially easy even if...
Forum: Careers - Employment 03-26-2020, 11:53 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,406
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
Maybe they're a BYOD (bring your own device)...

Maybe they're a BYOD (bring your own device) company. In that case, you connect to the cloud via a vpn and can't actually download anything to your personal laptop if things are set up appropriately....
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 03-26-2020, 11:01 AM
Replies: 104
Views: 7,105
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
If both of you got the coronavirus, who do do you...

If both of you got the coronavirus, who do do you think would survive?
Forum: Health and Fitness Forum 03-25-2020, 05:10 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,690
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
I risked my life to go do the laundry today

I risked my life to go do the laundry today
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 03-25-2020, 01:36 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 499
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
body sized condoms imo all those skin-tight...

body sized condoms imo

all those skin-tight depictions of what the future of clothing would be like in sci-fi were correct
Forum: Health and Fitness Forum 03-25-2020, 01:09 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 1,690
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
https://media.giphy.com/media/l3GH1CCZOPMsg/giphy....

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Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 03-24-2020, 07:08 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 549
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
Because actuaries are uniquely qualified to...

Because actuaries are uniquely qualified to manage the risks brought about by uncontrolled touching


imo
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